WHO WOULD WIN

>>123190171
EQUALITY FIGHT THE PATRIARCHY!

>>123190171
Who would win?

Australian army or emus?

>>123190171
Brb, enlisting

>>123190171
Muh dik bix nood mugga fugga

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TFW no qt3.14 malnourished NK stickfu

>>123190435

>>123190171
>Asian women
>Amazons

Most of them aren't even 5 feet tall

>>123190171
isn't the us army vanguard basically wild feral ghetto scum, aka cannon fodder?

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>>123190171
I guess Kim never heard of lebensborn. Even if there were a war and he somehow won he would still be fucked.

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>>123190171

YES EQUALITY, YES KIM JONG-UN !!

U JUST WON ONE SYMPATHY POINT

!!

1:0 FOR KIM !

>>123190849
Yeah it's all really poor people. Niggers, spics and rednecks.

>you will never invade NK, genocide commies and get endless amount of pussy for a chocolate bar

If war broke out, is there any chance to join the coalition as a belgian?

The last non beetus ridden women in the world are going to be participting in a beauty pagent for us. Dis guna b gud.

>>123190977
I'm not really looking forward to women who make Anzu seem thicc

>>123190310
THE GREAT EMUS WAR!

>>123190919
damn, poor ladies better hit their shots.
Fate worse than death awaits

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>>123190171
Is NK the last place free of the Rothschild taint?

>>123190171

>Kim becomes the champion for gender equality


Haha JK we all know that feminists only want equality when it benefits them.

>>123190171
>nations biggest ever live fire exercise

did they fire both bullets?

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DEATH TO AMERICA

>>123191301
imagine the SJW backlash when the troops will annahilate the female brigades. I'm already getting mad

he expects this to affect our conscience. Many people have made this mistake.

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>>123190171
Makes me wonder if lewd can bloom on the battlefield.

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>Sending all the Nork waifus to die first
GOD DAMN GOOK THEY'RE THE ONLY REASON I WANT A WORLD WAR WITH YOU

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>murisharts get their ass kicked by gook women

>>123190171
>500,000 NK refugees in one day

KJU couldn't send troops anywhere because he knows they wouldn't come back.

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I bet nk pussy feels brand new like a pair of og jordan 1 nib

>500k army
>emaciated asian women

Since at least some of them will presumably be driving vehicles, operating machinery, handling automatic weapons, etc:
Heavy casualties simply by deploying them in the first place.
Rest of army could be defeated by someone doing bird calls and shadow puppets...or no one doing anything and just wait a couple weeks.

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>>123190171
>china intercedes, capturing 500,000 new fuck toys for their soldiers, who have a lack of women because of shitty one child baby killing policies.

Are there even 500k prople in NK?

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>tfw you'll never meet your NK solider waifu after the truce because they'll all be dead

>>123191490
nam

>>123190171
Holy shit this could be my chance. How hard would it be for a foreigner to enlist in us marines? Would they let me keep a qt pow as waifu?

>>123190171
feminists confirmed for Nork sympathizers

>>123190171
Little does Kim know that we view women as equal. So his scheme of us being women killers doesn't matter.

>>123190171
You won't do shit with your stupid toothless redneck threats you fucking hillbilly. Test me bitch. I know how to defend myself too, I'm a biologist. I'm not stupid. I don't want shit to escalate to that level, so don't push me to it. My endgoal is peace. Yours is stupidity. Don't be fucking stupid, Jethro. Guns don't scare a man who can genetically modify microorganisms. I don't hate. I don't want war. So watch yourself. I don't want death on anybody. So watch how you threaten. I'm a scientist. I was raised around firearms. I know how to make projectile weapons from anything. I'm not stupid. I took organic chemistry. I know how to make high velocity shit. I know how to genetically modify bacteria. I don't want to hurt anybody. But I do believe in the second amendment, I do know how to fire rifles, I do know how to make explosives, I do know how to defend myself. Simply put, don't be a shithead to people, and people won't be a shithead back. I know you probably think you're impressive, but you're not, and all you guys making threats don't intimidate in the least, you're not scary at all.

>>123190873
How can 24% of homocide victims be women? I thought faggots wont target women?

Can we make this a Nork Policewoman's thread?

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Cater the front lines with burgers, hotdogs and random American propaganda food. They'll be suckin dick for chicken nuggets by lunch.
> checkmate atheists

>>123190171
That's some fucking muslim tier tactics right there "Don't try to attack us or we'll hide behind targets you have moral difficulties with killin :>" Fucking scum.

>>123190171

>500,000 wet yellow pussies begging to be war crime'd

I think I'm going to enlist

>Destroying NK will not only buttblast commies, but also feminists at the same time

PLEASE DONALD

DELIVER

>>123194574
Just join the Russian army and ask to be stationed on the NK border in vase it collapses.

>>123191069
remember vietnam?

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>>123190171
well this is a mass rape waiting to happen

>>123196309
What's wrong with killing women?
Just think about alimony or feminism or what they've done to western civilization since they got the vote and you'll be ready for a female genocide.

>>123190171
> sends women to die in the battlefield
> women die and raped as a result.
> Jong un uses women card to the world.
> Muhrica rapes best korea women.
> Brazzers makes porn parody out of it.

Well then.

>>123190171
>Amazon
>4ft 4inch 60lb Meth-fueled stickfigures

Wut?

>>123196715
you were there as well,dumbass.

>>123190171
This is actually pretty smart.
No one gonna look in the right killing a bunch of women.
They only thing that would make this better is if they were all preggers

>>123196715
apples and oranges

Let me see ... A nation with military budget of 611.2 billion vs nation with a GDP of 40 billon. I wonder who would win.

>>123190171
what does he mean by "frontline"
there is no frontline if you are getting precision-bombed by drones
those people really don't think in 21st century terms..

>>123190171
What's wrong big boy? DPRK has no more men left?

>>123196570
>implying ivan won't shoot me for spying if i try to enlist
It'd be easier joining the chinese desu.

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>tfw sadistic burger

>tfw this would make enlist for an easy bloodbath

>>123197282
that happens after the surrender.

>>123190171
china would be the one tasked with sitting on north korea, since it is they that prop it up, and they would get asshurt if anyone else did it

>>123197465
If shit hit the fan, NK would have a standing army of 11,000,000 people. Human wave attacks are no joke. You'd have to scale the corpses with a mountain climbing gear.

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Nork women would win, of course.

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>>123198612
>tfw the future of white man is to be femdom'd by gook women
I want to live in this future.

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>>123197961
>Massive Screaming Charge of 500,000 ""Amazon " Nork Women
>Feminists in the west cheer as a massive blow will be dealt to the patriarchy.
> A sound like loud ripping canvas is heard
>20 of Pic related.
The Media later would be hilarious

>>123198768
this would be the best timeline

>>123190171
It's sexist to fight back. Feminist win.

>>123190171

>inb4 North Korea becomes a HAPA hellhole
filled with Elliot Rodgers

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>>123190435
Preparing for Conquest and Pillaging, Eh Anon?

>>123190171
Holy shit,armies still use cannon fodder?

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>>123190171
It's berlin all over again

>>123190171

a.k.a how to enlist people into the US army, thanks Kimmy

>>123197202
>7000 aus
>500k+ usa
definitely a significant contribution from aus

>>123190171
>Women die; earn sympathy.
>Women gets raped; earn sympathy.

What should be done?

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>>123199725
It's quite clear

>>123190171
what, they think we wont shoot women? lmao hes in for a rude awakening

This could legitimately be a good psych weapon. Men do not generally enjoy killing, and killing women even less so. It would almost certainly devastate the future demographics of the country to waste that many of them.

>>123199966
What Kek meant by this?

>500k women army

where do i sign up for the US military

New board should be called /kim/

We all give our war plans to him cause the madman will probably try them all

>>123190171
It's Vietnam all over again.

>>123199989
Shut up

>>123199989
Does it compensate, though, for the decrease in your army's ability to kill your opponents?

>>123196878
Even if you have no moral qualms with killing women, its the enemy basically saying thats it, we're throwing everything at you and you'll have to genocide us if you want to win.

Even the Persians and Romans had issues with that.

>>123199989
>kill them

at least half of them will be captured and used for "moral support"

>>123200081
Absolutely fucking not. We don't wanna risk /co/mblrs worshippers bringing in Kim Possible there.

Antifa really are cut from the same cloth as all other commies.

>putting women on the front line in a faggy attempt to co-opt the chivalry of the western world

Commies truly are subhuman.

>>123200094

Fuck yeah, fire up the huey, lets start mowing down some gooks

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>>123200151
>at least half of them will be captured and used for "moral support"

>not comfort women

>>123194574
>go to embassy
>apply

>>123200275
Does that really work though?

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>>123190171
>FAKE JEWS
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FAKE JEWS
>FAKE JEWS
FAKE JEWS
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FAKE JEWS
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>>123190919
you shouldn't let rednecks enlist. you need them to vote republican

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>>123200206
>mfw captured 5 comfort women for the boys today

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>>123190171
Give it to me straight bros how fucked are the US military personal. And do they have an international core I can join.

>>123190171
>500k NK WOMEN were raped on the battlefront by American soldiers, Cuck Jon UN asked UN for a cease ejaculation from the US counterpart with his now famous quote:"Spill blood not cum!"

>>123190971
belgium is a good ally and if your leader deems it worthy (or necessary) to help fight NK then there is a strong possibility of you being in the coalition, as it stands though itll either be US mil, or coalition of the originals (UK, AU, US, possibly Poland)

>>123200592
>pure korean DNA drops 10% overnight

>>123190171
Kim must be eliminated in a targeted strike out nowhere so he can't cause more damage.

>>123190171
As we are all picking out our fresh N.Korean warbride Waifus mid combat. The DPRKucks will have a fighting chance .
OR we end just kill the women. Pull out, and watch the DPRKucks stew in their own sexual tension. Chemtrail with the CIA "gaybomb" the men, and Chemtrail the women with the weaponized THC weapon to neutralize them .

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>>123196403
#JustAussiePosts

>>123190573
Muh dik bix nood junk, oh oh oh

>>123200843
Imblying you wouldn't

>>123200335
well, there should be bit of paperwork but it should work like this

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>be poor farmer north korean girl born in remote village
>convoy rides into village one day and takes me away from my family
>trained to be amazon warrior and to kill capitalist pigs
>I just want to go home and be with my family
>great war with USA breaks out
>entire female battalion is shattered in seconds on the frontline
>captured by yank pigs and raped night after night
>such is life in north korea

Korean Norks are nowhere near the level of Japanese beauty.
Not worth the trouble desu

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If only you d elected Hillary
she would know what to do

>>123200748
>several raped women commented:"It was the best meal I had in years!'' "I went to war with an empty stomach and came back with a full one."

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>>123201354

>>123200385
They do vote.

95% of the military votes republican. Voting dem is like suicide because it just means your job will get fucked by budget cuts.

>>123190171
>send women to the frontlines
>US nukes your city
>80% of refugees are women now and a lot military fit girls

good game kim.

>>123201036
Pls let this be a thing

>>123201354
>This just in, NK military no longer believe Kim Jong Un has the biggest penis

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>>123201880
Come on yank get the ball rolling

>>123198768
this is my fetish for real.

>>123199989
It really didn't work in WWII.

Germans executed a Soviet sniper at point-blank range with an anti-material rifle.

Men are far crueler than you think.

>>123196715
remember how we won every major battle even with retarded ROE? Rmemember how we bombed those gooks to peace talks when some of the ROE's were lifted?

Ignore flag out of town work. My gramps fought in Korean war 1.0, claims there was a unit of Korean fighters who were all approximately 7ft tall and taller. He says it seriously, anyone else familiar with this tall tale, or was it Asian trickery. He claims first hand sighting not hear say.

>>123202160
Don't see how that's relevant

>>123200275
>>123200335
No

>>123190171
women beating the fat army?
hahahahahahahaha

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>>123202160
>Ignore flag out of town work
Only if you ignore the spike up yo ass

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>>123200033
Rape and pillage friend, just don't think about it too much.

Also digits

>500,000 women soldiers to the frontline
>American soldiers unzips their dicks
>American victory achieved by BBC special unit

>>123202160
lanklets are easy to shoot, i had a guy the size of carl gustav M2 in my company. He was pretty sneaky and digging a foxhole was easy for him

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>>123201167

>>123191204
Yes it is

>>123190171
just shows you how sick he is, I'd find it hard to shoot women because it goes against my natural instincts as a man who is meant to protect women and children.

fuck this world.

>>123196877
>setting the US military up to inevitably commit horrendous sexy war crimes so that regardless of whether they win the norky war they'll be condemned by future generations

clever girl t b h

>>123203731
Actually you are a faggot, if a grill is shooting at you you shouldn't have any moral objecting to shooting back, if anything you are the fucked one, fucked in the head and pussy whipped

>>123201354
S A V A G E

My sides are into orbit

>>123204026
Never said I wouldn't shoot, but war is no place for a women let alone a child

>>123204227
>but war is no place for a women

Yeah i would agree but commies don't fight fair, can't be all courteous with these people

>>123204026
man up, its you or them, they wont have any regrets on shooting an imperial pig dog, so you shouldnt either

>>123204570
That's what i was saying nigger

>>123200835
US army switches to rubber bullets to neutralize our future NK waifus non-lethally then Fulton them outta battlefield MGSV:TPP style

Good, Kim is going to show the world that women are not equal to men.

>>123190663
Don't give up anon. It's called spoils of war.

>>123199524
If you look at the population of each country and you know how pathetic your military is, yeah man. You sent a fuck ton. But not surprising from the chuckle fucks who lost to birds and had their women taken by superior American GIs for chocolate.

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lol NK women are probably more jacked than most nu-male beta fag hipster queer starbucks-drinking lumberjack-beard-having antifa-marching pussy faggot men.

Why not America send their women as well in the front lines to confront gook women?

Shit should be equal as feminism dictates so.

>>123190171
>19 year old beta orbiters all surrender to nork pussy

>>123205066
>lol NK women are probably more jacked than most nu-male beta fag hipster queer starbucks-drinking lumberjack-beard-having antifa-marching pussy faggot men.

Nah, they are under-fed and feminine

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>NK women's army reaches US shores
>specifically, San Francisco.
>Expecting some kind of military wasteland
>Get this instead.
How would NK women's army reacts boys?

>>123204373
>commies
>people

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>NK women's army reaches Portland
>Gay parade in motion
>They see this shit
lol I hope they do invade.

The entire 13 million strong North Korean Army will switch sides for a happy meal

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>>123205271

>>123205222
>land in CA
>assume they are in Mexico
>Go north
>Land in Canada
>Think they are in China
>Go home thinking the USA is just propaganda

>>123192131
Man i hope someone figures out genetic engineering to help these poor fuckers.

its funny at first but shit... a 4 inch cock.... id snort Zyklon B like its fucking coke

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>tfw in the airforce
>tfw i will never be able to capture a campaign wife to keep my bed warm for me.
Life is suffering

>>123200335
Dont think so, but it would be charming!

>>123205856
britain is an islamic country

>>123201167
>>123202130
>>123203364
>>123200854
>>123201580
>>123202321
>>123203427
>>123200580
>samefagging reddit cucks are trying to force a meme
>the kosher "meme" just happens to be 100% degenerate gay porn
Pure coincidence

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>>123202105
>watch 6 of your closest friends get their heads blown off by some sniper pussy sitting 6km away while you dredge through mud
>finally catch the guy
>send him off with a bang as revenge for my friends
>some leaf cuck on an mexican rocket building board calls me cruel
>mfw

>Breeding warfare
Gooks about to be geneticaly enriched

>>123198834
BRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTT

*distant crackling*
*allhu- AHK*

Women and children first, Kim is a traditionalist.

>>123198834
>>123207091

>even their planes shart

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>>123205535

>>123194574
https://www.uscis.gov/news/fact-sheets/naturalization-through-military-service-fact-sheet

>>123207654
kek

>>123190171
I can't wait t o rape their POW's.

>>123190171
hes smart. american men wouldnt want to go around killing korean women in a war.

that would be a war too far.

>>123210153
i guarantee that the average american sergeants would revolt if they knew they were going to be fighting women over a country that means jack shit to america.

and everyone knows that sergeants run the show

>>123210153
>>123210453
>What are IDs

>>123190171
>this is true
>equality feminists now are against equality

Holy shit the NK propaganda has been turned up to 11/10. This is as bad as Drumpf had it during his campaign trail.

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>>123206626
Actually there was a thread yesterday about using Rule 34 to make fun of Kim to demoralize the Norkies. I have to admit I didn't expect it ALL to be gay porn though.

>>123190171
>chinks die
>chink women die

win win

>>123211695
Well it was started by reddit so we shouldn't be too surprised now.

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>>123190171
What's with dictators and women soldiers?

>>123207971
I can now fully appreciate the 9993841d that our government is play. Haha we've got trolls in our government.

>>123212110
It's about bringing the genders together, dictators want order over chaos. The biggest redpill you can swallow is to realize why the west has to settle for democracy.

>>123190171
Guess North Korea will get the last laugh when a generation full of hapas grow up in the next two decades.

>>123196548
my sides are in space now , aww i love you belgium

>>123212110
Yeah makes more sense for them to be spys.

>>123214612
or my gf

>>123211695
>lets spam gay porn on /pol/ to "demoralize" people in a country that has no public internet at all and only restricted sites are acessible to a limited pool of upper class people and only a few hundred government professionals have unrestricted access who have dealt with reallife trolls spaming propaganda with loudspeaker across the border and insultive Kim pictures all over the press and internet since ever it went mainstream for the past 50 years

Thats something only reddit could come up with

>it just happend to be degeneracy
>it just happend to normalize degeneracy
>it just happend to promote more Jewish wars to Western internet user
>it just happend to align with the MSM agenda
>it just happend that my hands started to rub each other in circular motions

>>123192582
hey yo it turns out the lost thirty million women just weren't registered, their parents went ahead and had more kids and hid them from the government because it's way easy because Chinese bureaucracy is slow and stupid

so you have this population curve that's skewed extremely male at birth but when it comes wedding time it's about normal. Good news, huh?

>>123190171
>women soldiers
A smart move on their part. This could potentially cause the U.S to have an internal conflict with SJWs who don't want to see the women harmed. Could also help to pacify a lot of male U.S soldiers who would probably try to capture a few as P.O.W sex slaves, the period that follows after ejaculation would temporarily make a man less effective in anything

>>123217921
Not to mention the raids on U.S bases while the soldiers are busy fucking the girls means they'd be less defended with their pants down

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>kim jong un personally delivering 500,000 small, traditional, pseudo-tomboy waifus who think they can kick your ass in their patchwork camo uniforms to get railed by slavering, adrenaline fueled psychopaths hellbent on fighting, fucking and killing anything they encounter wearing the wrong colors