USA LAUNCHES MINUTEMAN ICBM !!!!!!

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>>122932468
>test-launch
shut up Sven.

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>>122932649

A "TEST" LAUNCH IS STILL A HAPPENING !!!!

DUDE IT MAY BE A TRICK TO MAKE KIM LET HIS GUARD DOWN !!!

WHAT IF IT'S ARMED AND HEADING STRAIGHT FOR PYONGYANG !!!!!

>>122933003
1pm GMT and 14000kph it would be there by now ,show me footage or fuck off with this old news

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Trump will go 26th!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGiVWRqJ1QU

Happening 100% confirmed!

>>122933003
That palindrome causes me deep concern

>>122934743
>34743
Kek pls

>>122933003
You're a moron if you think that's a possibility.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G-anUPon48U

>>122932468
Faaake... God i feel so zzzzlepy.. News... Better close my eyes for a sec *yaaawn*

>>122932468

The launch was previously planned has nothing to do with NK

Shut up you fucking faggot

>>122935037
Explain moonrunes plz

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Has KEK confirmed this happening with triple digits?

>>122932468
sage
in
every
field

this isn't news

Did the re-entry vehicle hit the target accurately?

>>122935147

But it still can be used as a statement to North Korea so it still can raise tensions between the USA and North Korea.

>>122935176
THAAD launchers arriving in SK. Lefty faggots protesting it.

>>122935037
runes of mystery

>>122932468
This should have finished already. Launched at 12:32AM PST

Bombers flying over head in San Francisco right now. The look like they might be nuclear

>>122935327
Kind of is news, even if it isn't a HAPPENING

>>122935409
ill go hide my cushions

>>122935281
Yes
Good Luck dude getting Bamboo stuck in ass
di di mau, di di mau!!

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>>122932468
>test

Fucking American hypocrites, they cry foul when Best Korea test their own missiles.

>>122932468
Armageddon days are here again!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ozzUkVr7ndk

>>122935677
kys roach scum

>>122935677
>Its ok when we do it.
You will see that this a common jewish theme.

Hello I'm from Facebook. I heard this was where Pepe the frog was from. Do you have any memes?

>>122932468
>USA LAUNCHES MINUTEMAN ICBM
I got an idea that this thing is a message. It is designed to be tracked by the Norks. I guarantee that some part of its trajectory or landing is designed to send a message. Most of us will never know what the message is, but trust that one is being sent.

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>>122935409

Maybe they're nukyular.

>>122935176
They're going to get glassed by NK soon probably.

Anyone else on the west coast hearing an unusual amount of planes flying overhead?

im worried

>>122935677
When was the last time the US threatened to preemptively nuke cities full of people?

Honestly I'd be okay if we dropped a few megatons on your Islamic shit hole of a nation though.

>>122935914
Fuck off, no memes for you

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>>122933003
/happening cancelled

>>122936078
YES I LIVE IN ARIZONA, I'm hearing those fucks everywhere

>>122932468
we select one of these randomly from our defense system and fire it off every once in a while to make sure everything still works

it's a test

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>>122932468
>test launch
>happening

Holy shit I am in San Francisco we just had a nuke go off

I repeat San Francisco is nuked!

>>122936078
YES I LIVE IN ARIZONA, I'm hearing those fucks everywhere.

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>>122936102

>GIANT
>GLASS
>PARKING
>LOT

>>122936250
EMP
/thread

Why the name Minute man?

>>122936181
>>122936303

y-you okay anon?

>>122936250
And nothing of value was destroyed.

>>122936250
Can confirm
I'm nuked, my whole city is gone! I'm reporting from my hand crank radio
I'll keep you posted

Oh shit! I just saw a police officer! ITS HAPPENING!!!!!

>>122932468
Let's play some old-timely Armageddon days, lads!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vkrs6SEMcUk

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G-uys you cool with turkey, right? i dont like the nukes it gives me bad case of dead

>>122932468
We're allowed to test missiles. They aren't this isn't a happening.

>>122936394
That's how long an American soldier lasts before he comes in your mom's ass.

>>122936394
Minute men were militia during the Colonial War period who were ready to lock and load at a minute's notice, leaving their homes and rushing to meet the British in battle, or ambush them, or otherwise do colonial hood rat shit.

The ICBMs operate on the same principle, ready to go at a minute's notice, around the clock.

>>122933003
4chan is an 18+ website.

>>122935281
actually multiple time kek confirmed there will be no WWIII. "big happening" is another case though

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>>122932468
WEEEE WOOOOO WEEEE WOOOOOO WEEE WOOOOOO

IT'S THE END. HAIL VICTORY.

>>122935677
>>122935777
Checked.

>>122936428
Yeah, Don't know why it double posted though. But I've been hearing a lot plane activity going, and anon in another thread pointed out a giant plane, That was flying low and spewing a white gaseous air he saw it in cali....i saw it earlier that day in Az.

>>122936394
Minute men are desperation soldiers drafted "the last minute". These missiles were expected to be used in moments of desperation.

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>>122936662
omae wa mou shindeiru

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pic is what will happen after global nuclear armageddon

>>122932468
DROP THE NUKE ABOVE THE GOOK

>>122936903
MODS DELET THIS

>>122936903
>jews take over the world
We need to stop this.

>>122936884
but mahmud-kun i dont speak paki

>>122932468
ITSSSSSSSSS ALLLLLLLL OVERRRRRRRRRRR

BUT THE CRYYYYYYYYYYYING!

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>>122936662

>implying roaches can't survive nuclear fallout

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>>122936903
OH SHIT NIGGAH WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING

>>122936866
>drafted
>Colonial War
Leave it to Canada. They were volunteer militiamen who were willing to fight, but did not want to enlist in the military. They were called minute men because they were ready to go at a minute's notice, heading off for battle if the British tried to start shit in their area.

>>122936662
>Turkey changes side every year
>Can't decide whose dick to suck
Fuck off roach. You're the new italy.

>>122937208
https://youtu.be/cHcunREYzNY

>>122937589
I thought they were called minute men because they could reload their weapons in under a minute.

>>122937609
but we nato

>>122932468
>>122933003
fucking kill yourself.

Mfw a US missile has the same name as my wifes boyfriend calls me

>>122937764
Then act like it.

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>>122936866

So that means Drumpf and Amurrikkka is demonstrating that they are desperate now. Well, who can blame them, it's understandable when they're facing a foe as mighty as Kim.

Drumpf is having a panic-attack, Mattis is crying and can't sleep. Pence is literally shaking so much he's turning gay.

These are dark times...

>>122937871
>self aware satirical cuck-posting
Sometimes I wonder if you guys are actually being serious.

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Damn us for making sure I deterrent system functions as designed!!!

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>>122934003
just like the meme
get comfy bohys

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>>122936314

>>122937871
Kek. Can I fuck your gf too? I'll let you quietly beat off in the corner.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DK4FTvaW_6Q

>>122937756
Minutemen were civilian colonists who independently organized to form well-prepared militia companies self-trained in weaponry, tactics, and military strategies from the American colonial partisan militia during the American Revolutionary War. They were also known for being ready at a minute's notice, hence the name.

>>122937905
It's demonstrating that we can , with ease, destroy the Norks at will with little effort.

>>122933003
Don't these launches happen every years for US

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>tfw I have to go to work just as ww3 starts
IT'S NOT FAIR

>>122938389
Just about. Sometime we even fire two at the same time.

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It's gonna hit LA?

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>>122938573
At least I wish.

>>122938160
*sobbing while aroused*
She is occupied with Ahmed and Jamal now. I apologize. Wish you had some refugees to send me so I could feel better for not letting you have your human rights with her.

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>>122933003
>>122934743

>>122935677
LOL Tell me, who the fuck is going to stop us? We have the power to stop them and bully the shit out of them, who gives a fuck about the opinion of a literal roach tho desu senpai

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>>122934003
In California huh???
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I0xUl_VRCmM

>>122938242
They were called minute men because they were so weak, they only lasted a minute in battle.

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"This tested the air launch control system where the command to launch is given by air force crew aboard a US strategic command airborne command post." -AF public relations

The E4 doomsday plane is getting warmed up for a fight. Kinda exciting.

>>122936662
Oh, we're all cool. The ones with the finger on the war buttons aren't though. If I'm not mistaken europes war weapons aren't in europes hand but in the hand of the US

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>>122939022
They could assemble an army under a minute.

>>122936394
>>122939022
It's a fallout 4 group retards

>>122939081
NATO exists to keep Russia out, America in, and Germany down.

>>122939420
this.

pretty pathetic they named their shitty missiles after a video game meme.

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>>122932468
>test launch

>>122939382
really looks like a gaping asshole up close like that

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>>122940087
Asshole with teeth.

>>122939977
Checked.

>>122932468
vera lynn turned 100 just 6 days ago

>>122942022
Happy birthday to her!