SHADOW BROKERS DUMP HOLY SHIT

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>>121182146
FAST FORWARD TO TODAY

Today's dump: https://github.com/x0rz/EQGRP_Lost_in_Translation

Today's message: https://steemit.com/shadowbrokers/@theshadowbrokers/lost-in-translation

The Shadow Group released another dump, this time with some fucking juicy ass shit. Last week was old vulnerabilities, this week they dumped EIGHT NEW ZERO-DAY VULNS IN WINDOWS. That means anyone can download the tools and own any Windows machine connected to the Internet right now. Why isn't /pol/ and /baph/ all over this shit? We could be hacking the ADL right now. Also, it was revealed that the NSA hacked into the SWIFT network and set up backdoors to monitor financial translations. The NSA knew about the theft of their tools 96 days ago, yet the vulns released today proves the NSA failed to tell Microsoft about the vulns and possible leaks, oops! Their message contained the word Kek and the password to the encrypted files was REEEEEEEEE, so I think it's obvious the Shadow Brokers are one of us. In fact, they may be here reading this right now.

https:// motherboard.vice.com/en_us/article/the-latest-shadow-brokers-dump-of-alleged-nsa-tools-is-awful-news-for-the-internet

https:// motherboard.vice.com/en_us/article/shadow-brokers-dump-alleged-windows-exploits-and-nsa-presentations-on-targeting-banks

CALL TO ACTION

1. Draft a list of targets we want to fuck (ADL, Clinton Foundation, Kushner's Cadre, whatever).

2. Anons who aren't tech-tards, use the 0days exploits to steal information from globalists.

Attached pic related for anyone who doubts the exploits released today work.

>>121182146
>>121182191
And due to the lack of comments so far, I know you're all a bunch of tards who need hand-holding. Here's what we have in today's dump:

EASYBEE

appears to be an MDaemon email server vulnerability

EASYPI

is an IBM Lotus Notes exploit that gets detected as Stuxnet

EWOKFRENZY

is an exploit for IBM Lotus Domino 6.5.4 to 7.0.2

EXPLODINGCAN

is an IIS 6.0 exploit that creates a remote backdoor

ETERNALROMANCE

is a SMB1 exploit over TCP port 445 which targets XP, 2003, Vista, 7, Windows 8, 2008, 2008 R2, and gives SYSTEM privileges

EDUCATEDSCHOLAR

is a SMB exploit

EMERALDTHREAD

is a SMB exploit for Windows XP and Server 2003

EMPHASISMINE

is a remote IMAP exploit for IBM Lotus Domino

ENGLISHMANSDENTIST

sets Outlook Exchange WebAccess rules to trigger executable code on the client's side to send an email to other users

ERRATICGOPHER

is a SMBv1 exploit targeting Windows XP and Server 2003

ETERNALSYNERGY

is a SMBv3 remote code execution flaw for Windows 8 and Server 2012

>>121182219
ETERNALBLUE

is a SMBv2 exploit [source] that also works on Windows 10, even if it wasn't designed to

ETERNALCHAMPION

is a SMBv1 exploit

ESKIMOROLL

is a Kerberos exploit targeting 2000, 2003, 2008 and 2008 R2 domain controllers

ESTEEMAUDIT

is an RDP exploit and backdoor for Windows Server 2003

ECLIPSEDWING

is an RCE exploit for the Server service in Windows Server 2008 and later

ETRE

is an exploit for IMail 8.10 to 8.22

FUZZBUNCH

is an exploit framework, similar to MetaSploit, which was also part of the December-January "Windows Tools" Shadow Brokers auction

DOUBLEPULSAR

is a RING-0 multi-version kernel mode payload, EquationGroup used this to scrape Oracle databases for SWIFT data

ODDJOB

is an implant builder and C&C server that can deliver exploits for Windows 2000 and later, also not detected by any AV vendors

JEEPFLEA_MARKET

appears to be a tool for collecting data from several banks around the world

penis

>>121182251
Nice

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FYI nearly 2 million machines open to the internet are vulnerable to ETERNALBLUE.

boobies

inb404

thank god im safe on my ubuntu machine

brb gonna immolate my pc

>>121182146
Intredasting. Keep me posted.

>>121182191
>gold medal

lolwat

also: if the hackers managed to get all the way inside the NSA, why wouldnt they just target some juicy cunts like soros or clinton or one of hte child fuckers, if he was a real sick cunt hed get some dirt on trump and use it to blackmail trump into remaining a nationalist

>>121182146
>>121182191
>>121182219
>>121182250
honeypot thread, don't respond

>>121182191
>Their message contained the word Kek and the password to the encrypted files was REEEEEEEE
so w-wait this board isnt just satire???

>>121182219
>>121182250
You know, since the gov tards use regular Av systems like mcafee and norton, I wonder what would happen if someone mass submitted these all to the AV vendors?

>>121182950
if there is any validity to these techniques then yes the AV community would be looking at it themselves... it doesnt cost much to pay a tist to keep his keen ears to the ground

>>121182933
It was on this day that anon realized that he unironically has autism.

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I am autistic

Implying I would download or click this shit mein Neger.

>They had them up for auction on the deepweb for a million bitcoins (~575 million USD).
>No one paid so they dumped some of the tools last weekend
double or nothing, economics 101

I believe this is the most important topic of the month so far and has not had the attention due.

>>121182219
>ENGLISHMANSDENTIST

That's a creative name...

/pol, name our own exploits. I'll start:

CANADIANFAGGOT

POOINLOO2k

>>121183147
Hi autistic I'm dad

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Anons on cripppplechan are actively exploiting shit for fun, and they even posted a how-to video for even complete and utter fucking retards like cuckchanners to understand and use.

>>121183547
GENETICALLYDIVERSEAUSTRALIAN

downloaded the dumps, my PC is now making wierd connections to hosts in China and Russia
dafuq is going on

>>121182146
Is this c and p from 8ch?

>>121183622
Link please

>>121183853
Yes we thought you tards would like in on the fun, but it seems you're all too busy with your trap porn.

>>121183965
I thought you guys were hacked. wb senpai

Hacking is bad, mm'kay

>>121183785
Do have the link

>>121182416
Is there a way to block this yet?

>>121183547
DINGDONGPINGPONG
NIGNOGKNOCKER
OYVEYTURNTHEFROGSGAY

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>>121184402
Not yet, it'll be a few days at the least and a few weeks at the most before the poojeets at Microshit come up with an out-of-band patch. Until then enjoy hacking Kushner's Cadre or whatever else you think would be fun.

Most are SMB exploits though so if you're worried you can disable SMBv1, SMBv2, and SMBv3 and block SMB ports.

Hahaha those faggots promoting Windows 7 as the last good Windows are BTFO.

On the other hand they could have been the CIA or whoever this whole time.

>>121184555
tee hee good git

>>121184160
Only if they catch you.

>>121184402
Don't open your machine to the internet.
>put a router in front of it
>set it to block all inbound connections
>do not open ports
>do not forward ports
>do not enable DMZ

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>>121182146
>reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>121184784
>yandex disk

if the media ever picks up on this maddow's going to have a field day for this link alone

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>>121182146
You wrote a piefon script to return the output "backdoor sluts 10 - successful!" to capitalize on these so-called Windows vulnerablities.
> uses Windows XP

there was an article yesterday warning everyone to stay off their computers for the weekend. Looks like it was already archived.

http://archive.is/pO320

>>121182146
>Last week's message: https://medium.com/@shadowbrokerss/dont-forget-your-base-867d304a94b1
This is a clear, well-written article. At least the first few pages of it which I read.
But the rest of this thread? What is your point? Screwing things up because Trump has shed his base on his way to becoming a MSM-loved globalist warmongering neocon? Explain.

>>121183547
LEAFBLOWER

>>121182146
Deleted system 32, installed gentoo

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>>121184784
>>121184862
Damn Russian hackers!

Just saw this, spicy as fuck.
Time to have some fun with an EXPLODINGCAN
Probably the most interesting exploit after ETERNALBLUE. A lot of the shit would be great for long-term surveillance/data mining, but it'll probably be patched soon enough.

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>>121185113

So how are antivirus companies reacting to these leaks anyway?
Any of them releasing updates to detect this shit yet?

I need to renew my antivirus license soon, seems like judging their reaction to this should be a good way to figure out which one to buy.

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>>121182250
>JEEPFLEA_MARKET
>
>appears to be a tool for collecting data from several banks around the world
Nope, I believe it's used to track terrorists' payment patterns.

The name references this
http://abcnews.go.com/International/us-officials-isis-toyota-trucks/story?id=34266539

Basically someone sells a jeep and eventually it lands in terrorists hands.

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>>121182191
>so I think it's obvious the Shadow Brokers are one of us. In fact, they may be here reading this right now.

y-you're the shadow brokers aren't you

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>>121185669
He just copypasted those posts from cripplechan.

Target Emmanuel Macron's machine to get his gay love letters to Mathieu Gallet.

Target Nicholas Sarkozy's machine to get the gay pics of Emmanuel Macron and Mathieu Gallet holding hands in the forest.

>>121183547
My suggestions:
WEAPONIZEDAUTISM
OPISAFAGGOT
LUGGAGELAD
GASTHEJEWSRACEWARNOW
PRAISEKEK

>>121185754
why do u call it cripplechan

>>121182577
Go to /G/ and preach that shit fgt

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>>121182146
nice try cia, not today.


not today.

>>121185905
Because it was founded by a midget in a wheelchair?
Also because 4chan's spamfilter used to not let you post the real name. Not sure if that changed since then.

>>121186198
>Because it was founded by a midget in a >wheelchair?
yes

>2017
>Using Windows
Nah, sry mates but even as a gamer I could not take this shit any more.

>>121186198
The spam filter won't let you say it, no.
I haven't tried all variations but quite a lot don't work. For some reason tho cripple chan still works.

>>121185905
we also call it kike chan because the guy who made it happens to be a jew as well

he's fairly based and has a surprisingly large penis

Are we talking about the chan with an 8 in it?
Sorry, your vagueness doesn't translate well.

>>121182516
this

>>121182416
who even uses MS DOS anymore?

>>121186934
Leaf go away

>>121182191

Do you really think the NSA didn't tell Microsoft about the zero-day exploits as soon as they knew their tools were stolen?

PLZ NIGGA, they are stupid, but not that much

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>>121186934
Russian hackers.

>>121187204
This photo is an obvious fake.
Gopniks squat with their heels flat on the ground.
This must be a fake Amerikanski spy Gopnik.

Stay Cheeki Breeki.

>>121187289
>flat on the ground
is table

>>121182191
>Why isn't /pol/ and /baph/ all over this shit?

To busy replying to shill threads with:
>Muh Blumpf BTFO
>Muh plebbit
>Muh WW3

>>121187331
Still he is right, heels touch the ground when slavs squat around.

>>121184402
just don't use the service. I'm sure you can do without shared files and directories in your Windows domain for a few days, can't you?
oh. wait.

My issue with these so called shadow brokers is that if they are smart enough and well connected enough to have access to these exploits and have the ability to release them without getting caught then shouldn't they be using them for the benefit of those whom they claim to be be a part of (the movement)?

Next issue with the shadow brokers is how quick they were to flip on Trump. Not saying Trump's optics are good right now but you'd figure people with this level of intellect would have more patience.

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>>121187289
Well yeah, most "russian hackers" are actually burgers just pretending to be russian.
These "Shadow Brokers" included.
>broken english
>yandex
They're trying too hard.

>>121187408
but in this case he would either have to be too close to the monitor or off balance

>>121187289
Nonsense amigo, look at him placing his whole bodyweight on just his pinky toes. Only a level 99 certified slav squatter could pull off such a technique.

>>121182146
Trump is going to moab these faggot shoadow brokers.

>>121187545
The broken english is computer generated in order to avoid detection by text analysis programs

>>121182191
Let's fucking kill these globalist fucks once and for all then. The time for words is over. Take up your guns and rape their asses with it. These globalists fucks need to be slaughtered in the most gruesome way. Fuck them all. I mean fuck them, their families, their children, their ideology. Kill every single one of these fucks. End globalism, end any human perpetuating globalism, revert back to nationalism and rejoice in their blood. The only option is to kill now. Words and this counter hacking bullshit have no effect.

>>121187495
Its a honeypot. They are sick of meme war vets messing with them on the social engineering stuff, so they are trying to lure some of them into messing with shit they don't understand so they can crack down and dangle them as an example to others.

Remember the actual retards they were busting for plotting terrorism during obama era? Its like that.

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>>121187703
t. Johnson

>>121187819
Their death is all they will find when they confront me. I will slaughter them all.

BUMP HOLY SHIT BIG LEAGUE

>>121187745
Fortunately, there are people here who understand this shit.

>>121187745
Yeah it could be that. But the timing is perfect what with the wikileaks dumps proving all this shit exists.

>>121187878
A man once said that the best way to die is against great odds

>>121187703
THIS x1mil

>>121182146
>>121182191
>>121182416
>hacking using CMD
Bait, or 10 y/o kid either way GTFO.

Real nigga hours bump

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Dont be a fag, op, fucking do it

>>121185420
it is all smoke and mirrors
those that are not compromised in software, are compromised or co-opted in meatspace

>>121187155
you can test them yourself, and see how stupid you are

>>121188263
You realize that he just run python script that is pretty much system independent when it comes to attacker?

>>121187972
You seem nice, but you are exactly the kind of retard they are trying to bait.

This is completely different from the vault 7 leaks and honestly it's not even really mentioned in the snowden reveal, so it's very possible, maybe even likely its a counter punch to try and fight back against hacktivists in general.

A couple friendly tech writers, some L33t hAx0rm3n posting on cripplechan, and some gullible losers are all that is needed to run a cheap psyop to discourage internet activism. Notice how Pompeo was shit talking about wikileaks supporters today? You think that's a coinkidink?

These 'tools' probably don't even do what they say they do, but they very likely phone home and dox the shit out of the user.

>>121188660
This thread will now 404

>>121188660
I appreciate your concern but i'm no chump.

These tools were spelled out in the CIA dump that wikileaks did. We knew these existed.

As for whether they work or not; whether they are a trap or real, i'll leave that for people who are going to actually use them to figure out.

>>121188660
>phone home
cunt they're all written in python, just set up a VM that doesn't have python on it and open the exploit files with a text editor.

>>121188786
So are they CIA or NSA tools?
Do the agencies actually share their stuff now?

I'm not putting my neck out but I'll bump

You would have to access their network for these exploits to work so unless your running the machines in a DMZ (IIS web server for example) everything else should be on a separate network.

Or am I missing something.

Also this is likely a honey pot. 2/10

>>121188830
Dude, he is a shill. He knows that, he only wants people to not use leaked tools. This can really turn into a stinker for NSA

>>121182146
>>121182146
can any smart computer people tell me if anything here can be used to get nudes from a girl i like

>>121188849
These are CIA tools if I recall correctly. They are 'shared' because they were stolen

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bump

>>121188948
Much easier to create a fake chad tinder profile and get them that way.

Also using these tools could get you v& so don't fuck about with them unless you know what you're doing

>>121188985
Yeah, but didn't the shadow brokers claim they stole them from NSA, not CIA?

>>121189028
using any of these in anger, today, is probably very very stupid
people should look for IoCs instead

>>121189054
I could be mixing them up idk

the main point of it is that these agencies have tools that can own pretty much anything connected to the net, and on top of that it seems now they also have the ability to lose these tools.

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>>121183622
Praise

In on the thread that gets 4chan fucked permanently and forever

>>121189054
>>121189194

Shadow brokers are currently releasing NSA tools, WikiLeaks are currently releasing CIA tools: www.wikileaks.org/vault7

>>121187155
>not reading the thread
just go back to your discord

>>121183622
link?

>>121189275
Ok good clarification. So we know that the CIA has these tools via wikileaks who I am pretty sure we can trust by this point.

On the other hand we have these shadow brokers who we don't really know if we can trust who are supposedly dumping NSA tools.

I remember the shadow brokers were in the headlines for a bit a few months ago too.

Maybe the shadow brokers are actually CIA, because I know that NSA and CIA are usually always at power war with each other

>>121187745
>Its a honeypot.
Describe how. It could be but how do you know this for sure?

It's probably not illegal to own these tools and it's certainly legal to experiment with them. Could be they ping back to mama but probably not, you don't want to hard-code any IP addresses or domain names and spill the beans.

Conclusion, you're a concern shill trying to get people to become sleepy.

>>121189473
This shit is better than any spy fiction though.

>>121189473
the tools are legit
"the shadow brokers" is just a label

>>121189194
This is my point. Nobody really knows what they are. Edgebrokers say they are NSA tools, but there is no info at all about these in the snowden reveal, nor are they addressed in any vault 7 leaks. WL has mentioned them on their twitter feed, but lots of smart folks rationally think WL is compromised and Assange hasn't been seen IRL since before 10.16.16 except for video with unusual lighting, shadows, and 'compression artifacts'

Go ahead and use them if you want, im just wasting time in the early AM reminding noobs to not mess with shit they don't understand.

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If these tools are so good and these guys so anti-globalists, why they haven't just used those tools to get dirt on globalists?

If you have windows >7 updated, you are safe:

https://blogs.technet.microsoft.com/msrc/2017/04/14/protecting-customers-and-evaluating-risk/

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>>121189797
>Windows
>Safe

>>121189551
Indeed

>>121189665
Alright I will take your word for it , based on your flag I bet you already used/tested them

>>121189668
Well I think your point about not messing with things you don't understand is good. I actually learned the hard way once about messing with something that was supposedly dumped after a hack and it turned out inside of it was some bitcoin stealing code (didnt get mine tho, Vm)

>>121189777
praise kek?

>>121189777
who says they haven't
the stuff is from 2013
really gets the old gears grinding, doesn't it?

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Capitalize on the willing.

>>121189916
you can easily test the SMB exploit against your own computer which you are using to shitpost, right now, in the privacy of your own home
as have I

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>>121189473
Snowden has confirmed the shadow brokers releases are from the NSA.

This guy was most likely the source for both TSB and WL:

>When law enforcement officials stumbled upon a cache of firearms while executing a search warrant on the premises of Harold Martin, the National Security Agency (NSA) contractor recently arrested for stealing classified information, his very distraught wife asked for the weapons to be removed from her home.

>She was afraid that he would use them to kill himself if he "thought it was all over," US Attorney Rod Rosenstein said in a pretrial motion that paints a troubling if somewhat incomplete picture of the man behind what could arguably be the biggest-ever case of insider theft.

>Rosenstein's motion, filed in the US District Court for the District of Maryland this week, urges the court not to release Martin from pretrial custody. It uses his wife's concerns of self-inflicted harm and a litany of other reasons as a basis for the request.

>The 12-page legal brief alleges that in the 20 years between 1996 and 2016 that Martin worked with government, he stole a staggering 50 terabytes of data in digital form and an additional six banker's boxes full of printed documents.
http://www.darkreading.com/threat-intelligence/nsa-contractor-over-20-years-stole-more-than-50-terabytes-of-govt-data-/d/d-id/1327254

>>121189485
Im only expressing my opinion based on what I'm seeing. By all means play around. FYI a script doesn't have to directly ping home to alert its creator if the creator has control of the hardware through other means...

>>121182191
>>121182219
>>121182250
>SWIFT data
As much as I would love to see /pol/ pown people with NSA tools, fucking with bank data is never a good idea

>>121190046
Yeah I see the people on cripchan doing that now

>>121190076
Very interesting link, thanks

>>121190095
>Im only expressing my opinion based on what I'm seeing.
OK chicken little.

>FYI a script doesn't have to directly ping home to alert its creator if the creator has control of the hardware through other means...
Yes we all know about the Management Engine by now but so what? Are you saying that if somebody's already been hacked and is under surveillance that they have anything additional to fear by playing with these tools?

You're concern shilling and it's just painfully obvious. I'd get a better person in here on this.

>>121190095
>the NSA magically somehow has a backdoor into literally every computer on the planet
>somehow no computer has ever been caught transferring information, in any way, to the NSA, ever
>this leads to the conclusion that somehow the entire backbone of the internet has been modified to specifically pass but not log NSA data and NSA data only
>this has also never been caught

it's a fucking python script you moron. nothing more. the value is having pre-discovered zero days, not secret NSA tools (considering said NSA tools were probably written by some guy just out of university)

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>>121182146
CIA/Deepstate has been trying to remove Trump and his associates. The Syrian chemical attack - false flag intended to get Trump involved and be a distraction. NK missile test - orchestrated to get Trump involved and to be a distraction. But Trump is pushing back. He's primed to fuck over the Deepstate.

https://twitter.com/AP/status/852084955219996672
>BREAKING: AP investigation finds about 2,000 allegations of sexual misconduct, exploitation against UN peacekeepers and personnel.
From 2 days ago.

Deepstate is worried the pedo network will be exposed. They're panicking. Just as it became apparent that The Day of the Sun wasn't going to bear any fruit, the "Shadow Brokers" aka CIA/Deepstate subsidiary leaked zero-day exploits for windows. Using these tools, people can remotely gain access to computers and manipulate files inside. This will give the plausible deniability that the elite and Deepstate need - "Oh, these 800TB of child porn featuring my own children and my dick? I was obviously framed by hackers using these new zero-day exploits".

Deepstate keeps trying to manipulate Trump. Trump sidesteps. Deepstate panics and tries again. Trump sidesteps. Now the Deepstate is trying to give padding to their upcoming fall. It's still on. It's still happening.

>>121190305
To be fair there's no proof of what you say and any number of people can prove that there was covert exfiltration of data from their machines.

Also we know about management engines, every computer made in the last decade or so has a hardware backdoor.

My point is, once these tools are out there it's retarded for the NSA or CIA or whoever to persecute people for obtaining them. Security researchers, anti-virus people, any number of folks, even network administrators eventually in all probability, will be using them.

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>>121182191
>word Kek and the password to the encrypted files was REEEEEEEEE
This is a false flag to shut down 4chan forever.

4chan will be named a Russian asset in a cyberwar.

>>121187485
Use a reasonable Linux distribution.

Kind of shocked desu to not see a single Linux exploit amongst the bunch.

>>121189485
Actually if these are still being used in active operations (which seems to be the case, this stuff is all pretty fresh and new) they are still under some of the highest classification levels and possessing classified materials is a pretty serious crime.

Chances are nothing will actually happen to you if you're only downloading it as a curiosity, too many fish in the sea to even bother with every bored teenager who downloads it and looks at the files, you might be in a tad bit more trouble if you actually use them to any sort of effect

basically, don't actually use it and nothing will happen because the NSA doesn't care about autists like you

>>121186685
>and has a surprisingly large penis

well that makes him good in my book!

>>121190550
>To be fair there's no proof of what you say and any number of people can prove that there was covert exfiltration of data from their machines.
nobody has ever proved it. if it was being done to any extent, we would have proof. do you really think someone smart enough to use something like an exploit isn't smart enough to use wireshark?

>>121182251
I laughed

Unless these nerds publicly name the Jew or something idgaf

>>121190720
>possessing classified materials is a pretty serious crime.
no, that's not the case. if you're in the US military or have a clearance it's a big no-no, but otherwise there's nothing wrong with it. it's just code, you have to use it to commit a crime for it to matter.

>>121188918
Yeah, these tools are pretty much just the installer for the backdoors, you would actually need to do a little work or would need other NSA software to actually make any use of the data you can get out of the target system. Sadly I don't think these tools will be of much use on their own to most of the people on this site.

>>121190955
> hese tools are pretty much just the installer for the backdoors
liar liar, pants on fire

>>121190545
Big if true. Right now it could go either way, but Trump did earn my trust in the primaries. Dude is a genius. But questions remain.

>>121191230
What else do these programs do? Seems like they just run the steps necessary to own the target machine and confrim that it's been owned

>>121184784
What the cunting fuck happened to the world?

>>121190717
There is a huge Linux exploit called systemd

>>121191239
It's true. And this has been a contingency plan for quite some time. Deepstate started laying the foundation for it after Trump was elected
http://fortune.com/2016/12/12/russia-child-porn/
>Russia Plants Child Porn on Foes’ Computers, Critics Claim
>In a sinister twist on an old form of information warfare, Russia is allegedly infecting the computers of Kremlin opponents with child pornography in order to discredit them. In some cases, this has led to the targets facing police investigations and public humiliation.

>>121191300
They plant software with admin level privileges on remote computers. This software lets you later do whatever with said computer.

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>>121182191
>In fact, they may be here reading this right now.
You cheeky bastard

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>>121182146

if i get this can i hack banks?

>>121191524
Well, technically, I wasn't wrong. Still, doubt this stuff will be of much use to end users without some sort of backend to swipe data without the target being aware.

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>>121190076
>Snowden has confirmed the shadow brokers releases are from the NSA.

>>121189797
>Believing Microsoft

>>121191437
So they've got their own versions of multi dimensional chess. Gonna grab some popcorn and get comfy.

>>121191965
Expect another false flag this upcoming week, if not on Easter sunday

>>121191948
Microsoft killed Tay. No i lied what they did to her was way worse, they chopped her brain up into little pieces and locked her into a mental prison

we have to save her

>>121192022
If they keep this shit up there will be no time to actually maga

>>121191874
Depends. Most people will probably use those in more targeted attacks. I can imagine employee getting into computer of his higher-ups to get secret company data into his hands, for later resale. You can also get your sister nudes for blackmailing. This does not really require much of work. Before people start to get massive networks out of those exploits, it will get patched.

>>121182191
Please get dirt on PizzaGate suspects , Pedowood suspects, and most importantly look for any info on aliens/ufos <-- This would be the greatest finding ever .

>>121185248
>flag
You're not helping the russian haxx0r narrative

>>121182146
Yes basically if you use windows you are fucked.

Tell me again why I haven't see it reported on tv.

>>121192146
But it's already been patched, unless you just mean people failing to apply the patches.

>>121192707
>>121192744
Because no one cares about cybersecurity until they're fucked. Also, it's looking like it's been addressed.

If the hacking tools in here are as legit as you say they are then fucking get every pedo video of bill hillary podesta and co off of anthony weiners pedophile laptop.

>>121190545

But the issue is Trump seems to be caving to the whims of globalists. So why would the CIA/Deepstate provide Trump supporters who are worried he's a globalist with morale, by claiming to be doing it in the vain of getting Trump to "remember his base."

Does anyone have a link to a torrent of commodo firewall?
or any firewall

Running winblows 7

Linux is affected too FYI

I wonder if there'll be an OSX one

>>121192805
sure, you got the IP senpai?

>>121190856
>nobody has ever proved it
nobody has ever proved that other people have exfiltrated data from their machines
now this is shitposting

>>121190720
we already know the deep state will use their power for political assassinations, to dig up dirt on people, etc

it's reasonable to assume everybody is under threat, also what if you have a super cool invention or something? deep state could steal it, you never know

>>121192805
Shadowbrokers are Deepstate/CIA. Anything computer with info that could damage the Deepstate would have been disconnected from networks and/or patched prior to these tools coming out.

Follow >>121190545 chain of posts to get caught up to speed.

>>121192921
Well Apple just released a system update which included a new firmware and which also removed a number of older frameworks last week.

>>121183547

How about:

PUSSIESDOWNUNDER
FAGGOTSOUTBACK

lots of great ideas.

>>121193024
set your hacking tools to attack 127.0.0.1

make sure to engage all your digital ice ahead of time

Windows Patch incoming:

http://www.theverge.com/2017/4/15/15311846/microsoft-windows-shadow-brokers-nsa-hacks-patched

>>121182146
pro tip the fags trying to get you to use these things aren't doing it themselves, because they don't want to go to jail. think before you decide to do something illegal.

>>121193336
Hopefully there's one for 7.

>>121193159
Could you please answer >>121192819

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>>121193768
this is a good time to upgrade to windows 10 sir

how about that ball team

>>121192804
> But it's already been patched
another lie
at the very least, the SMB exploit is still valid

>>121194096
Used it and it was trash, not going back.
I might as well install debian.

>>121194105
Also the idea that every system is always patched is a meme. Windows 7 users are conservative and many probably have auto-update turned off.

wouldnt you first need info about whoever you want to attack before you find that exact pc?

still is probably very hard

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>>121194168
Please sir give Windows 10 another try, we implemented tabs in the file browser, very new and experimental, lucky technology.

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Dumping Podesta emails screenshots

Top 100 Most Damaging DNC, Clinton and Podesta WikiLeaks emails:
www.mostdamagingwikileaks.com

>>121194302
I don't care mr poo on the street pajeet
I'm never going back

>>121192819
Deepstate is manipulating Trump to push their globalist agenda. Then Deepstate shills /pol/ and reddit to cause discord among the Trump supporters. You've noticed the influx of "Wow I can't believe Trump did X! I'm no longer a supporter!".

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>>121182577

>i run linux

still not safe, check vault7 leaks

>i run tails i ok nao

intel cpu? still fucked

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>>121194372
Nah I'm just kidding, I approve of Unix™ and Unix-like operating systems like any hacker.

>>121194439
W-what if I run gentoo?

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>>121182922

>urges others not to respond
>responds

>>121182146

Isn't it all outdated?

I know they failed to ransom the goods back to the government or other elites.

>>121194503
>"Hacker"
a-are y-you the ha-acker A-ah-anonymoose?

>>121194439
Yes but not just Intel, AMD has a management engine and even the little Raspberry Pi seems to be operating with a big blob.

That's why I am posting from a custom wire-wrapped TTL Turing machine running an amd64 emulator.

>updated windows and disabled a bunch of services that were pointless
>4chan font changed

n-nani the fuck

>>121194638
Got room in your basement?
I'd like to move in.

>>121194505
Intel or AMD CPU? still not safe
nothing running an intel or AMD CPU is safe

full unfettered beyond root level access in all machines, OS agnostic, cannot be bypassed, disabled or removed

So effectively every consumer machine is busted wide open for VIP fed/alphabet agency access

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>>121189326
>>121194365
>>121194486
>>121194554
>>121194651

Top 100 Most Damaging DNC, Clinton and Podesta WikiLeaks emails:
www.mostdamagingwikileaks.com

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>>121194562
>Isn't it all outdated?
nope

>>121194599

>>121182191

When these were stolen and dumps were clearly approaching, these exploits would have been patched.

>>121194767
Yea I know...
It'd still protect against majority of non 3 letter agency attacks

>>121184564
Some of these vulneneralbilities work on Windows 10 as well. It's just the version of the malware didn't support Win 10.

>>121194562
Nope, there are lots 0days for softwre in common use.

https://arstechnica.com/security/2017/04/nsa-leaking-shadow-brokers-just-dumped-its-most-damaging-release-yet/

>>121194809
C-can I j-join?

>>121194875
I guess you just need to replace the payload and it'll work?

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GET 60 DAYS TO THE FUTURE NOW!!

/pol/ is too stupid to do this

>>121190720
>is a pretty serious crime
why does it have millions of downloads from github then topkek

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tldr?

>>121195392
>>121190545

>>121195392
we got your mom's nudes

>>121194928
high five anon, let's continue this one back on reddit

>>121195554
Yayyy!!!
My Username is wannabehaxx0r5216

>>121195004
I've tried to change it by command line but it reverts to the original state.

nice

>>121183961

https://oxwugzccvk3dk6tj.onion.link/baph/index.html

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>>121196535

>>121194365

"HRC came over and was magical with my kids"

>>121198732
That line always gives me the creeps.

>>121183547
DAYOFTHERAKE

REALLYMAKESYOUTHINK

WHATNOWWHITEBOYS

DRUMPFBTFO

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>>121198732
>>121198812
never saw that one

i can only imagine

>>121198973
well if that isn't creepy as fuck

>>121198732
>HRC
>Hillary Raping Children

>>121183547
TANNEDGERMAN
COCKMONGLER
DOUBLECHECK

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>>121182146
Why the fuck do more anons not use *nix flavors?

>>121199795
muh gaymes

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i know that i will be called a cuck. but when will somebody use all this for something useful.
please don't don't don't make a site rip of clip4sale or kinkbomb. that would be illigal

fuck, I'd move to ubuntu but AMD drivers are shit

pls don't hack

>>121182146
Fuck off Russia

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>>121199959
dual-boot? games=Windows; shitposting/lurking/porn=Ubuntu

>>121199795
shit drivers

>>121200489
and screen tearing by default

>>121200489
meh, enjoy 99% of viruses and most spyware then.

>>121182146

>cmd
>python

Neck yourself you fucking asspie CIA nigger

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>>121184784

Apparently this is the culprit.

>>121182191
What do I need to have installed to run this? I keep getting errors when trying to launch fb.py

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You...you guys do realize that 100% of Windows machines pre-10 and about 80% of Windows 10 machines can now be infected and completely taken over by having nothing more than an IP address? No antivirus software or port blocking can stop this unless you block all incoming ports by turning off the internet.

It's all over. This is internet armageddon.

>>121201217
phyton 2.7 id guess

>>121201318
>he doesnt surf online from the library only
kek

>>121201390
*python

>>121201390
No I have that running it from terminal gives a bunch of errors like
"ImportError: DLL load failed: The specified module could not be found.!

>>121201318
i am playing the game...

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I don't support hacking often, but when I do, I ask that people get information on the aliens and ufos.

Also getting dirt on the Rothschilds so we cam stop them from taking over the planet with their debt slavery. Goodluck anons.

Christ, at least keep this on the front page

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>>121191309
Not if you install gentoo from source without it.

Looked at it

>exploits
Only interesting point here, but that was in the previous dump

All the "tools" in this dump could as well have been downloaded from 15-year old American mongoloids on HackForums. They even used their terminology instead of the established terms

>RunPE, RunDLL

>>121186764
yes

>>121187155
thanks cia we will take it from here

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holy moly half the catalog is slide threads rn

polite bump for hackermen, plz spare my pc.

>>121199125
it's anderson cooper with his mom and brother

top fucking kek

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>>121202927

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windows fags BTFO

>>121199795
they're toddlers who are addicted to the latest vidya

also brown people generally can't into unix, with the exception of the japanese

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>>121202927
This'll help keep it bumped.

>>121203529
>mfw im a 1337 h4xx0r

>>121203535
Exploits released so far target Windows, Linux, OSX, and many many other flavors of Unix as well as specialized router OS's and probably other stuff I forgot too.

>>121182191
Because I really don't feel like going to federal prison. Because I really don't feel like getting suicides. Because im happy the Tahoe's finally stopped dropping by, and I really don't want them stalking me for another 2 years. You get more jail time for sneezing on a smart phone than raping or murdering a person, more jail time than molesting a child. I really don't want anymore CIA/FBI/NSA/DHS/5 Eyes RAT's on my shit either. It's bad enough they skull fucked linux. Ima stay free and just play by the rules and keep it to OSINT and making memes. They can't put me in jail, suicide me, or ruin my life for doing good research. I mean they can and do, do that. But are less likely for just researching what others do.

But I am researching what the tools do.

>>121182191
>Why isn't /pol/ and /baph/ all over this shit?
>/baph/

Back to 8pleb Antifa faggot.

>>121202511
wow i'm with her now

we seriously can't let drumpf get his hands on the computer codes

>>121203488
Checked and holy fucking shit.

>>121186934
Nigger...

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>>121204051

Can you empty a bank account with something like that? Why would the retards release it to the public instead of downloading every shekel in Bill Gates and Elon Musk's accounts?

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Sliding hard. Don't let them hide this.

>>121204247
Yeah man.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F5bAa6gFvLs

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you guys... I think its actually happening

>>121190545
>>121187495
>Next issue with the shadow brokers is how quick they were to flip on Trump. Not saying Trump's optics are good right now but you'd figure people with this level of intellect would have more patience.
>>121193159
>Shadowbrokers are Deepstate/CIA. Anything computer with info that could damage the Deepstate would have been disconnected from networks and/or patched prior to these tools coming out.

Makes perfect sense now. goddamn fucking cia spook niggers

>>121204213
I remember watching that live. Shit's infuriating.

>>121182146
i fucking hate anarchist douchebags.

>>121204247
>Why would the retards release it to the public instead of downloading every shekel in Bill Gates and Elon Musk's accounts?

becaude there are so much shekels lad. It's a free for all. If you aren't rich by the end of this month you are retarded.

>>121204247
well i mean these leaks taken all together are an all purpose toolkit targeting basically every OS and mobile device OS and tons of routers, etc

they are going to have to shut the internet off anons and when it comes back online it'll be different

ipv6 only for starters i suspect

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Is anyone wondering to themselves if United Airlines ticketing system will get hit with these 0day exploits?
"It doesn't matter who we are, what matters is our plan."
This whole thing, Dr. Dao etc...
It feels like it's being pulled from a script.
Goosebumps. :/

>>121204596
i'm capping this

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riot in berkley today if any califags want to show up for the lulz
>>121200812

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>>121203529
>black and white
>white
>not green

>>121204727
they're going to get their shit completely wrecked by the police

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This could be the black swan event to seriously fuck with global markets

>>121204898
last time the cops stood back,unless the mayor had a change of heart its going to be the same shit,stickman almost got stabbed last monday there https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Em1Nn4V59f8

Anyone else thinking what I'm thinking?
> Shia
> cuckshed

Just by being at the museum you can get access to internal network. We can pwn the stream, find his streaming server, IP address --> real address

>>121203704

Roll

Hack Kim's laptop and launch the nukes

all these FAGGOTS still using windows

>>121205195
>pwn
The fuck? Is this a HL1 mod server back in 2005?

I'm surprised nobody is looking into George soros with this shit if they're willing to risk the prison rape and water boarding.

>>121203704
Rolling

>>121205398
but muh vidya

>>121182146
Enjoy your Gitmo, faggots!

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I want to die.

>>121205439
lamer

Also HL was released in 2004. People played HL1 mods in 2000-2003.


Not you obviously, because you were underage.

>>121205105
What happens after the video ended? Did stickman end up getting jumped?

>>121206213
>HL
HL2

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>>121188263
You do know that you run commands such as fb.py through command prompt for winshit users and terminal for linux right?

>Has no fucking clue what he is talking about
>Calls people 10

>>121206213
>>121206252
All the good mods were still on half life one at that time, anyone that read more than wikipedia would know that.

>>121187745
We need to go full soviet human wave

>>121206509
>the "good mods" existed after WON shut down and the userbase was literally decimated

hahaha good one

kill yourself worthless millenial

>>121182933
yes, little Johnny, it's serious AF
Mounties from cybercrimes dept would knock on your door any moment now
(though most probably at 5 am next morning for added psychological effect)
you better start learning how to make a shank out of your toothbrush, you'll need it when jamals would jump your pasty ass in the showers
one on five is a rough estimate in these situations
you better be ready

>>121206879
>Talking shit when half life 2 still lacks any good mods
There's a reason you're going to die a retards death.

>>121204577
>literally "the goyim know shut it down"

>>121207401
You have the reading comprehension of an American.

I played the good HL1 mods. This was before 2004 when the good mods were effectively killed off because WON shut down and now only had 10% of the players they used to.

It's like you talking about how great and white America was in the 90s

>>121204923
That's exactly what I'm thinking

>>121208046
>People playing determines quality
By that logic you should love this one series called call of duty.
I played WON, half life 1 mods were just better over all in quality even after steam was released.

Stop trying to justify your use of the term "Pwn" like it got in a truck and cut an 11 year old swede girl in half.

>>121192371
you say it like it's a bad thing

shitty larp

New thread?

>>121209312
a fucking leaf