>The worlds most powerful non nuke bomb killed less people than a FUCKING truck
>mfw amerisharts will defend this
>inb4 muh tunnels
>>121115140
>implying bombing is meant to inflict casualties and not actually used to disrupt enemy lines
>>121115321
Wow this damage control
>>121115140
Well it was used to destroy tunnels and because fuck it.
>>121115321
SHUT THE FUCK UP
>>121115140
Of course it did.
They weren't aiming at crowds of people in a city, it's a pack of terrorists hiding in caves and tunnels.
Nothing human survived the focus of the blast. If we'd, oh, dropped it on Frankfurt the body count would have easily been in the thousands...but there just wasn't that many people to kill there.
More will be dropped
>b-but muh tunnels
http://www.mediaite.com/online/wikileaks-isis-tunnels-blown-up-by-moab-were-built-by-cia/
>be amerishart
>pay millions to build tunnels in a shithole
>pay millions to destroy them
>Implying survivors didn't carry most of the dead away
>implying the blast was even designed to kill a bunch of ISIS and not destroy their tunnel system
>>121115140
It's about sending a message to Syria AND North Korea that USA doesn't fuck around
>American taxpayers spent $444,000 per goatfucker
>one goatfucker spent $4 on a machete to hijack a truck
>>121115140
>The worlds most powerful non nuke
Russian FOAB is 4x more powerful
>>121115899
Worth it
>Dropped on a mountain side
I wonder how many it could kill if it was dropped in a city.
>>121115251
No yeah muh tunnels.
>>121115899
Let the rest of us enjoy bombs and shit while you toil in your cocaine fields with your country to feed your toothless dirty spawn
this thread is pure gold
>>121115899
Letting Spain colonize South America was a mistake.
>>121115899
kek
Why are Americans so easy to trigger?
>>121115535
>If we'd, oh, dropped it on Frankfurt the body count would have easily been in the thousands
We could do better if we hit mecca during the holy muslim thing.
>>121116722
Coming from a colonized nation. Giving you your independence so you could be the Hebrew's slave state was a mistake.
>>121115899
You're comparing apples and oranges
>MORE BABIES IN THE US HAVE DIED TODAY FROM CIRCUMCISION THAN THE """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""MOTHER OF ALL BOMBS"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
>>121117184
No he's not, it's actually true.
You could've probably even get more kills by paying a muzz a fraction of that money to kill his m8s lmao
>>121115899
Because we can. Your country is a shithole buddy.
>>121115140
It was a demonstration to Kim that his mountains can't protect him.
>>121117164
Coming from a country who built its wealth by being the kikes of the 17th and 18th century.
>mfw even the Houthi rebels can aim better than the US military
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>>121117649
Probably not smart to talk shit about the US when your government is run by the CIA.
>>121115140
> simple cocaine
> killing Colombia's population daily
> Montez will defend this
>>121115140
Killing ISIS guerrilla > killing civilians
If it was about max casualties it could have been dropped in a town full of civilians like it happened in Hiroshima in WW2.
>tfw you will die more likely just by stepping outside than going under US bomb attack on Afganistan
>>121115140
Wrong
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Father_of_All_Bombs
>>121115251
Muh tunnels though
>>121117991
Must be terrible to be Colombian.
>there have been suicide bomb attacks in shithole middle eastern countries that have killed more terrorists than the "Mother Of All Bombs, the largest non-nuclear bomb in american history"
>>121117189
>>121117189
>>121117189
That's how statistics works nigger. Millions of babies get circumcision so even a 0.1% fatality rate that's still a ton of babies. The MOAB was used only once.
>>121115140
>>121118133
>>121117991
>>121117649
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>>121115899
I think this beaner decided to take all the cocaine at once
>>121115899
kek
>>121117189
Oh shit
>>121117189
stop dude, my sides
>mfw even lawnmowers are more effective than the """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""MOTHER OF ALL BOMBS"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
>>121118557
A Pakistani bro already dropped those jokes earlier today, it's a pasta by now
>>121115899
>ywn get as many (you)s as OP
>>121115321
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>>121115535
>>121115597
>>121115791
>>121115897
>>121116446
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>>121118363
>this fucking damage control
>>121118633
Kek
>1 MOAB costs the same as 3,277,662 Big Macs
>mfw even a bomb made of big macs would have fared better
>>121118633
>>121118133
>>121117991
>>121117649
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>>121115140
Ameriautists BTFO
>>121118914
>>121118837
>being this stupid
Nigger pic is fitting.
>>121118950
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>>121119017
lol jesus that's some serious autism, did America bang your wives or something?
Colombia dropping the bants at a alarming rate folks
>>121119121
>>121119157
>BEING THIS TRIGGERED BY SOME MEMES
>>121118914
>burgers have killed more ameriburgers than the MOAB can kill starving sheep farmers
>>121119157
>tfw don't know whats going on but glad we dropped a giant bomb
>>121118914
>tfw I'm genuinely enjoying this banter
Keep it up Columbia, the bantz are pretty good
121119157
That's right bitchboy, keep giving me (you)s while getting none in return.
>Being shot is such an epidemic in American society that death by shooting statistics are managed by the Centers for Disease Control.
O SAY CAN YOU SEE
>spend millions building tunnels for taliban
>spend millions destroying them
>try to intimidate kim
>"we will not strike north korea"
>>121117189
>>121115140
>>121115899
>>121118914
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAH
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAH
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAH
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAH
Amerisharts eternally BTFO
>>121119157
no we fucked 9/11
>>121118914
stop
How can the shanty town of Americlapistan ever recover from this?
Why are these 3rd world countries stealing this /int/ thread
mfw Americans unironically thought Trump was going to build a wall
>trump just wanted to see the explosion
Really makes you think huh
>>121119788
t. buttfurt Amerishart
>>121119459
get back to ur safe space the donald corner, u fagget
>>121119472
kek
This is a pretty good thread
>>121118914
>>121118633
>>121119944
y tho
Some paki stole this thread and now you copy pasted the paki's thread
>$100 million of missiles to scratch the paint on 6 planes
>biggest bomb to kill fewer people than ISIS executes daily
Trump is really, really, really, really bad at this.
>>121118633
>Terrorists are more likely to be killed by lawnmowers in America than by MOAB
>>121115140
>>The worlds most powerful non nuke bomb killed less people than a FUCKING truck
>>mfw amerisharts say it will start ww3
am american, this thread givin me a chuckle. thanks pol
Trump = the face of american people
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ic_6l55uTsg
>>121119956
You know how I know you don't belong here? That shit tier meme you posted. That has ctr all over it
>>121115785
>implying cia is american
>>121118914
Ok this one is pretty fucking good kek
>>121119472
> americans would rather pay billions and billions to kill 36 (thirty six) goatfuckers on the other side of the world before having health care and save their own lives
BY THE MART'S EARLY SHART
>>121118633
The Mother Of All Lawnmowers when?
>>121119313
>doubling down on stupid
shiggy
>>121117189
KEKD
121119956
But Mr medpack, i didn't vote for anybody.
"No day is complete without a thundering shart" -American
Him and his buddies make money diring super expensive weapons and bombs, sand niggers shit gets blown up, no one dies so no one can really bitch about it...
I'm in favor of more of this
>>121118837
Explaining logic is damage control now?
AMERICANS BTFO BY THEIR OWN BOMB
>be /pol/
>unable to handle even a smattering of banter
>>121115597
Hopefully
Goddamn I love being American, only we could trigger third world shitholes so much they go insane
>>121120932
That's what happens when the majority of posters are underage americans.
>>121120880
>BEING THIS FUCKING ASSBLASTED BECAUSE YOU CANT HANDLE BANTER
>A FUCKING LEAF
>>121120817
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quiet. i must listen to new cnn jimi cocksucker jokes show before i make my decision how can i glitter in this situation.
>>121118633
>ARMED TODDLERS
>>121117189
I fucking love this guy, holy shit
>>121120932
It's better than cuck spammers I guess
>>121121050
Drumpfsharts BTFO
>>121119472
>>121117189
>be /pol/
>get cucked by obama from 2009 to 2016
>invoke a god of chaos to stop it
>elect Trump
>get cucked by the god of chaos AND Trump
This thread is a repost from int
>>121119813
AAAAAAAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAA
>>121118363
He's stealing jokes from /int/
>>121121530
Really?
>>121115140
First they said it was 30 some dead. Now you want to believe the terrorist group that says no one died. Is that supposed to shame us?
Should we have dropped it in heavily populated civilian areas to kill innocent people instead? The real irony is that liberals want us to kill innocent people and now all of a sudden they care about counting costs. It's hilarious. They never once gave a flying fuck when we armed rebels in syria, how much did those weapons cost? How much did our bombings in Libya, Egypt and Syria costs when Obama and Hillary did them? You didn't bother to care? HOW CONVENIENT.
>>121115140
Maybe the plan was to not kill everyone but destroy the tunnels and cave most of them inside? The ones that are confirmed dead got it easy. I'd rather die from a bomb than get crushed by rocks and die a slow agonizing pain in complete darkness.
>>121118633
> Ban assault lawn mowers now !!!!
This is now a food thread. Patat en kroketten, lekker man.
>>121115140
How much Colombian nose candy could we have gotten for the price of 1 MOAB?
Put this in terms burgers care about.
>>121115140
HEY FAGGOT!
If bombs were meant for killing people they'd be against the Geneva conventions.
>>121121923
>HEY FAGGOT!
>>121115140
Trump is scared to hurt people.
> I won't telegraph my moves.
>warns before attacking
>>121115140
How's the cocaine trade going there, CARLOS?
>>121121823
Straßburger Wurstsalat reporting.
>>121121901
One item of the dollar menu from McJew and half a night in a hospital.
Pretty good deal.
>>121121047
>post intentionally stupid shit
>know nothing about what your talking about
>someone calls you out
HAHA, JOKE'S ON YOU, I WAS ONLY PRETENDING TO BE RETARDED!
>>121115321
>War isn't about killing your enemy
>Flag
checks out
>>121117189
Holy shit Ameriniggers btfo
>>121122210
But all of what as posted is true.
>>121115321
It's about both tbqh
>>121121980
How did you get that picture?
>>121122157
Granted I only learned burger math, but that seems to have less value than an explosion.
mfw instead of KFC, americans eat snails while they're alive. First the body then the shell, just like an oreo
>>121121733
>WE HATE TERRORIST
>*drops bomb*
>THEY ARE HUMAN BEANS
Liberals are retarded man...
>>121117189
Will the Americans ever recover?
>>121121823
Kaasouffle is de beste man, ik kan ze elke dag te eten
>>121115140
>sudaca butthurt because his visa was denied
>>121117189
BIG DICK. BIG DICK IS COMMING. I've seen it in my vision. Don't be disrespectfull.
>>121120296
>ctr
wrong anon, you do belong here
the moab is first and foremost a psychological weapon meant to deter fighting or outright get combatants to surrender. to that end it's not very effective against a bunch of brainwashed sand niggers. i'm curious to see how it would work on a yuropoor country though
>>121122568
>implying i would want to live in a nuclear wasteland
>Be 15 year old American on /pol/
>Incapable of handling banter because you're not intelligent enough
>Get assblasted because of threads like this
>>121122711
>he got scared off by playing too much Fallout
mfw Americans have to keep their poop in special containers for a year in case of a federal poop inspection
>>121115321
>Implying it wasnt a Weapons Test
>>121122844
>AMERICAN'T MAKE THIS SHART UP
>>121122692
Have you been buying your weapons from Turdeau again? I told you to knock that shit off, son.
Don't let me catch you talking to that nigger ever again.
Use your brains people. He ordered the strike 1-2 days ago? You're telling me those goatfuckers have dug into all the caves to find bodies already? Fuck off. Even when people were buried by the earthquake in Japan it took weeks to find the bodies with the help of tons of organizations and help from many countries sending firefighters to help. It's pretty obvious these terrorists treat each other like nothing so why would they care about announcing their deaths or even bother to dig for them. They're just saving face by saying no one died.
>>121120932
This isn't pol, it's under 20 retards and lower socio-economic fags who can't comprehend how retardedly funny this situation is.
>>121122528
>>121123005
you fucken dont deserve even 2% of nato funds.
>>121122844
being retarded and not knowing the objective of the moab isn't banter. it just makes you look like a stupid monkey. it's highly annoying more than anything
>>121122711
you probably live in the bottom of a mineshaft hermano
ITT militarily irrelevant countries making fun of the one country whose military keeps the commies and mudslimes at bay so they can have the freedom to make fun of said country
>>121122321
Not in any context that matters.
The MOAB destroyed tunnels and a HUGE munitions cache.
The deaths were a tertiary benefit.
Primary was the munitions, secondary was collapsing the tunnels so they couldn't use them anymore.
They just disarmed the whole region.
Wars are not won by just killing people.
Damaging infrastructure is more important, and it makes for better PR.
The best part about this strike is that it caused ZERO civilian casualties.
No matter how you try to spin it, this was a strategic victory.
>>121115140
MARICON
>>121123245
Now you've damaged their infrastructure by blowing up the tunnels the CIA paid for, are you going to pay to built them AGAIN?
>>121122255
What is infrastructure?
This tactic seems to work pretty well when we firebombed the shit out of Dresden.
Your enemy cannot fight you when he has no weapons.
>>121123245
>>121123204
God damn, American /pol/ posters are really no-fun-allowed tier.
You should be more like the ones on /int/, at their replies are somewhat funny sometimes.
>muh graphs
>muh objectives
>muh strategic victory
>>121122899
fucking delete this
>>121123022
I'm going along with the ride
mfw americans literally sold their global empire because they cant handle brown people
>>121117189
>>121123022
It's amazing that a single non-nuclear bomb can produce butthurt for literally days.
Imagine the level of assblasting if we detonated a nuke. Even a small one in the middle of nowhere. Salt for years.
>Blow up caves
>Not just the caves you see, fucking ALL of them
>All the people in them
>All the weapons in them
>All the other equipment in them
>Make it so the caves can ever be used again
>Ever
>I'm supposed to feel this was a waste and I'm somehow blown the fuck out
>>121123225
You faggots started this refugee shit
>>121119836
lol I've only been on this website for like a month but just seeing your flag triggers me now. Fuck off kike XDD. This is actually my first post too so I hope it works.
>>121123371
Hopefully not.
Besides, those tunnels were built in the 80s to deal with Soviets.
Considering Soviet Russia doesn't exist anymore, I'd say it worked.
We can't destroy every asset we used to win a different war.
>>121123225
>keeps the commies and mudslimes at bay
kek
Your dictionary
"at bay" - to bring in as immigrants, or enable
MFW I realized Americans use lotion for rubbing one off, not for extra pleasure, but because they're circumcised.
>>121123690
You let em in
>>121115899
Ahahahahahahahaha
>>121123225
>mfw americunts mistake their jew overlord warmongering for patriotic capitalism efforts
>ywn be this brainwashed
>>121115140
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E_uilffuhZg
>according to ISIS no militant deaths
>according to US 100 ISIS deaths
>according to AMN news around 36 death of "suspected" ISIS milititants
so what's the truth ???
>>121117189
ok i fucking laughed
>>121117189
>>121118633
>>121115251
inb4'ing shit doesn't make it not true fag
>>121115899
TECNOC-RATS WILL DEFEND THIS
>>121123706
It's some faggot LARPing with a proxy, newfag. You just popped a gasboner for nothing.
>>121123690
Bullshit, Germany has been letting in Turkroaches for years. Guess who our "German" exchange students were? Yup, roaches they dumped on us.
>>121123973
Good question
>>121123903
>mfw americans have to tip israel with their tips
>>121123503
>oh no, I got fucking schooled, time to say I was only shitposting and call him no fun!
Your bantz are inferior, and you smell like rotting fish and desperation.
>>121122255
Top KEK
>>121117649
>it did not know where the other 36 landed
>>121124151
t. walmart-american
>>121124196
They probably blew something up, I still came.
>>121124129
mfw it wasnt just a meme and americans actually don't celebrate easter and instead celebrate 'spring holiday' so as not to offend atheists
>>121124151
> Trump to nominate former Rep. Scott Garrett to be President of the Export-Import Bank, & Spencer Bachus to be a board member - CNBC
Shouldn't he be in a bunker strategizing about how many MOABs it would take to blow up North Korea?
>>121124151
But all of these posts are true:
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>>121118633
>armed toddlers
>>121123903
I'm pretty sure this is a meme. I was jewed out of my foreskin and I don't need anything to fap
>>121123964
>keeping commies at bay
>wanting to keep commies at bay
Reminder it took US military 17 years to get a shittier version of the BMP called M2 Bradley.
Reminder that commies mechanized their paratroopers, while US didn't and still hasn't.
>>121115140
You made me do it. Your inane bantz and broken English are just too much. I can't take it any more anon, you have forced me to dox you.
Pictured: OP on left.
>>121115785
>be bong
>own shares in armaments companies
>draw dividends
mfw Americans call petrol "gas" when it's a liquid
>>121118914
Holy shit that was a good one I'm dying here.
>>1211153winner winner
>>121124320
Can you unironically not tell the difference between advertisers and consumers, mountainmonkey?
>>121124278
t. Only known for coffee and cocaine
>>121115140
sage
>>121124502
No, we call is gasoline.
>>121124584
>announcing sage
mfw Americans ACTUALLY BELIEVE that free healthcare is a bad thing
>>121115463
No faggot, a bunker buster is used to destroy tunnels. A MOAB is for air. Trump knows shit about warfare like any good little defector.
>>121124502
Short for gasoline, genius
>mfw "petrol" is short for petroleum which isn't even the right term for the shit you put in your car (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Petroleum)
>>121123225
HAHAHAAHAHHAHA
>>121119313
>posting on 4chan about how other people are triggered
Pot calling the kettle a nigger
>>121124579
>>121124584
>all these wagecucks not understanding military procurement
>comparing a government expense to a personal expense
no wonder you guys will only be wagecucks your'r'e entire fucking life
>>121124707
>free healthcare
>free
HAHAHAHAHAHA
>>121115140
It was a show of force to what might happen today
>>121115140
They were just testing it for Korean bunkers.
>>121124841
Wait, how did this suddenly become a discussion about wagecucks lmao?
mfw americans are taught in school that Israel was promised to the jews by god and that they should die for them
>>121124844
see: >>121118914
>>121124340
>I don't know what context means
Keep trying dog-fucker.
>>121124412
>Bradley shittier than BMP
you're delusional, stop playing so much wargame faggot
>mechanized paratroopers
the US experimented with this idea, but it was abandoned because it's pointless. Good paratroopers don't need dinky little go karts dropped from a plane to operate effectively. Paratroopers are near obsolete in the modern era anyway
Shills - Trump is going to kill a bunch of people
Trump and Mattis successfully destroy two strategic targets with almost no deaths
Shills be like...
HAHAHAHA Trump cant kill people good enough
yall niggas need to drink some high quality bleach, why am I even responding to troll threads....
>>121124707
>americans will die for their country
>but they rather let another american die if that means they should pay a shared hospital bill
>>121125022
>Mfw that hasn't been taught in a public school ever
>>121115140
its not the worlds most powerful its Americas most powerful Russia has F.O.A.B's.
>>121125036
Insulting me won't help you, but I am enjoying this anger lmao.
mfw Americans unironically microwave water
>Americans literally SEETHING in this thread
CANT
MAKE
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SHIT
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>>121122255
Yeah, your KD sure got you that XP. Remind me how that worked for ya hanz
>>121125256
>mfw Americans clap after movies
Americans are ok they are just extremely stupid.
>>121125364
mfw americans refrigerate their toilet paper
>>121125022
(((Free))) Healthcare would cost trillions every year. It's a great idea and it works well in countries that aren't infested with obese negros and hispanics. Perhaps when we send all your countrymen back home, we'll give everyone free healthcare.
>>121124806
>tfw you will never witness a beheading in the open streets
https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=4a1_1362696110
lol
>>121125274
The ones that are seething are because they know it's all true.
>mfw americans microwave their clothes
>>121125178
You ignore context, and you insulted first.
Did you know it's legal to fuck animals in Norway?
So progressive!
>>121124412
>Reminder it took US military 17 years to get a shittier version of the BMP called M2 Bradley.
The M2 can take a RPG. The BMP can't. That makes the M2 actually effective and the BMP a coffin. Shit nigger, tell me which you'd rather ride in.
>>121125022
>>121125425
>3rd world education
>>121125098
That includes you in the ER, Juan.
Speaking of which, why are half the faggots so assblasted by the MOAB spics? I mean, I can understand sand niggers chimping out. That makes sense. I get that. But seriously. Spics?
Is this like, leftover butthurt from The Wall meme or something?
mfw americans would like to banter post but they cant translate text into anything else because they ONLY know simplified english
>>121115140
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>>121117649
>>121117991
>>121118133
>>121118633
>>121118914
>>121119472
>>121119540
>>121119813
This thread
>>121125441
Free healthcare suddenly fails for non-white people? Lolwut
Free healthcare woudl be cheaper for everyone. Americans spend far more per capita on worse outcomes than other countries as it is. Educate yourself. Europeans are literally horrified at our barbaric system, and it's for a reason.
>>121125069
>heavier
>less firepower
>less carry capability
>p-paratroopers are o-obsolete ;_;
>we don't need to airdrop an IFV with a 100mm cannon ;_;
THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF US MILITARY """INTELLIGENCE"""
You should attack North Korea just to see how USSR felt during the war with Finland.
>>121115140
Sheep are easier to kill than wolves.
>>121125596
>Changing the topic because you got UTTERLY BTFO
MY SIDES ARE IN ORBIT
>>121125364
>MFW american have BOTH their hands!
http://perureports.com/2016/08/17/peru-woman-loses-limbs-public-healthcare-mishap/
>>121125425
Who the fuck refrigerates their toilet paper? Only numales and libcucks would even imagine such a thing.
Seriously. The fuck is that for, they want a cool balmy breeze pressed against their butthole every time they wipe?
>>121125648
Go easy on him, he probably fell out of his bed today and had a near death experience.
>>121125648
>>121115140
>ITT
Now, I am not sure how to tell the difference between retards, shills, trolls, and banter.
>>121117189
Amerifart BTFO
>>121124707
>Pay income tax
>Pay property tax
>Pay sales tax
>Pay online sales tax
>Pay fuel tax
>Pay gift tax
>Pay sin tax
>Pay estate tax
>Pay 30 fucking percent capital gains tax
>Pay etc
>HURR MUH FREE HEALTHCARE SUCK IT BURGERTARDS
mfw americans who claim "we wun de war" think vietnam was basically team deathmatch
>>121121050
HOW WILL I EVER RECOVER?
>>121125768
And you still don't understand context
You're ignoring that the deaths caused by the bomb are a BONUS to destroying infrastructure.
You're a brainlet.
>>121125838
Oh man it's just sad to see how fucking stupid Americans on /pol/ are.
stop responding to slide threads
>>121115140
All these butthurt fags jealous because US drops more explosives in one bomb than their entire country has access to.
mfw Americans start suing mobility scooter companies because they don't put enough torque in their engines to shove a fat shit through a doorway
>>121125886
>shills
They aren't funny and they use laughing reaction faces
>retards
Pretty much the same
>Banter
Its actually witty and funny.
Fairly easy to tell.
>THE FUNNY THING IS
>ITS LITERALLY ALL TRUE
YOU COULD NOT. LITERALLY NOT. MAKE ANY OF THIS UP!
>mfw americans
>>121125648
>Free healthcare is cheaper
>t. Yurop proxyfag
>Hold on, let me get out my wallet, I'm in Germany and I need to pay to use this port-a-potty
>>121125980
Lmao you could've just handed a muzzie a fraction of that money and he would've done the job for you himself
>>121125603
You're really hitting home there bud. Swing for the fences I know you've got more in you
>mfw the worst serial killer in human history, a Congolombian who having tortured, raped and killed at least 150 boys, will be released from prison in 2021 for being "well behaved" and having a "positive attitude"
YOU
CAN'T
MAKE
THIS
SHIT
UP
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Luis_Garavito
>>121126079
The south is rising against the north
Burgers BTFO eternally, irrevocably
>>121125743
Because that's such a flawless analogy
>>121124707
because we have fat pieces of shit who run up a huge medical bill instead of running on a treadmill and solving their problems. they also use obamacare to inject their sons with boob hormones and shit.
>>121125603
Sorry bud, I literally can't think of any bantz for Peru. I can find it on a map. But... it's Peru. There are no Peru memes. No one talks about Peru and we never see it in the news.
mfw Americans unironically piss and shit through their cunt hole and let it slowly drip onto the floor as they waddle around Walmart so they can remember which aisles they've been to
>>121126217
> a single Columbian killed more people than a MOAB
This Tread, my sides. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH
*Inhales"
"WATCH OUT BURGERS ON SUICIDE WATCHAHAHAAAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHA
>>121126217
>DESPRETALY SCOURING WIKIPEDIA OVER 250 POSTS IN
>>121125895
You pay all those taxes anyway.
>>121126393
>>121115140
The goal wasn't to kill anyone, they just happened to be in the right spot to be evaporated.
>>121126217
He will get out the same day the Unabomber will.
Also >>121126393
>>121126304
Yeah, Finland didn't have nuclear capability, or a proper fleet, so it couldn't launch a counter-invasion, like Norks will. :^)
mfw Americans sleep fully clothed with shoes on
>>121125425
Nobody does that.
>>121125980
>foxholes in middle of nowhere
>infrastructure
>>121126393
HAHAHHAHAHHA
>>121116185
>fact!
>>121126393
KEK
E
K
>>121125895
>>Pay 30 fucking percent capital gains tax
lol ur a poorfag retard if u pay more than 15 percent cap gains
>You're more likely to die from masturbation than """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""mother of all bombs"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
>mfw americans keep their shoes inside their homes
Fucking savages
>>121125648
Yes. Non-whites make less money, are much more likely to be obese, and are more culturally prone to abuse government assistance.
>A
>SINGLE
>COLOMBIAN
>>121126393
Please stop!!
>>121115140
I know you're copying the posts of mudslime anon but it's pretty funny to see burgers getting triggered.
>It will happen when the weather cools
>That's when they'll make their move
>The plans laid long ago, before the founding of America, and older still, will come to fruition
>They're tryin to force God's hand
>Watch for these signs
>Three branches will become one
>An island will drift away
>A killing bolt will shine in the night but will not kill
Oh shit...
>mfw Americans have rival news organizations
>mfw Americans are actual fans of news channels much like sports teams
>mfw Americans clap when they see their favourite news reporter on their tv screen
>>121126554
>Afghanistani sheepshaggers literally never left Bronze age
>USA is having trouble with them
>shoot $59,000,000 worth of missiles in a sneak attack
>destroy a few thirty year old planes that Assad said on interview weren't even active
So this...is thie power...of the US military...
Does any of you have an opinion? Does the russians deserve economic sanction for supporting Assad?
>>121126816
>tfw you will never drop Colombians on Afghanistan
>>121115937
No it isn't, numerous think tanks analyzed the blast from the FOAB and found that it wasn't close to 4 times larger
how will burgers recover ?
>>121115899
Underrated.
>WHO WOULD WIN
>THE ENTIRE UNITED STATES ARMY
>A FEW ISLAMIC SHEEPSHAGGERS AND A SINGLE COLOMBIAN
>>121126726
>>121126935
It's 98million
>>121125743
fucking retard leaf who thinks he knows more about military strategy than military officers cause he plays wargame
laffo
mfw Americans actually pronounce the R in 'air'
>>121127011
Dropping more bombs and masturbating, probably.
>>121127011
I'll go back to my 3000sqft McMansion in my white suburb.
>americans literally stole the word "barista" from the italian language to split the bartender profession just to jew out on courses to qualify for it
>mfw barista actually means bartender
>>121115899
Top kek
>>121118633
>amerifats fall out of bed to death
>>121117189
>yfw you don't live in a country that gets run over by Muslims in trucks
>yfw your country actually kills Muslims
love me sum good amerishart bashing thread
>mfw Americans can't play sports
>mfw all the popular sports in America are coincidentally sports only they play
>mfw Americans can't compete with other countries so they run off to sports nobody wants
>>121119956
Go back to plebbit faggot
>>121118633
TOP Keeeek
>>121127102
>implying I don't know more about military strategy than the losers that lost to goatfuckers
>multiple times
>in multiple countries
THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF SUPERIOR FIREPOWER DOCTRINE
>>121127165
Remember to not fall out of bed to death
America couldn't beat teenagers in Vietnam. Why does this surprise you OP?
Disappointing. i'll wait for the memes.
>mfw americans unironically shit and piss from their fucking cuntholes despite this being medically impossible
>americans call a game played with their hands "football"
>>121127466
>american education
>>121127452
"Remember to not die falling out of bed" is better phrasing if you care.
>>121127452
Remember to pay the local cartel for protection.
You have great cocaine and whores, by the way.
>>121126217
Holy shit
Reduced from 40 years to 22 years because he told the police where the 147 bodies were
>>121127450
haha guys look at me troll on 4chan
>>121127419
Remind me again of how well you did in the Olympics.
>>121115140
Being an American who is thrilled we bombed the fuck out of a hardened ISIS position without risking additional American lives, I still have to admit that this thread is more deadly than the MOAB
If we killed one it'd be worth it. We can afford it. Still tho, this thread
>>121118133
AMERISHARTS BTFO
>>121126550
I do actually. It stores better. Keeps the plys soft.
>>121127561
Football was a mistake.
mfw americans unironically piss and shit out of their fucking cunt holes despite having the technology to prevent it
>>121127775
>It stores better. Keeps the plys soft.
[citation needed]
mfw americans ask the burger king staff to cut off the crust on their whopper
>>121127521
>lost to illiterate ricefarmers in Vietnam
>lost to goatfuckers in Iraq
>lost to sheepshaggers in Afghanistan
>Mfw all these people posting in this thread are protected by america
>>121127907
Ever heard of stale bread? Literally the same principle
>>121127452
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*breathes in*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
mfw the Arabs, who /pol/fags are so scared of and keep insulting, are technologically more advanced than Americans
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZ7BqArSDXE
mfw Americans refer to type 1 diabetes as "Winner's Pox".
>>121127994
Don't worry son, I am grateful for your nigger navy.
>>121127994
hey soldier boy, dont you have some guard duty to do? oh btw we're not gonna increase our military spending
>mfw it's today considered a matter of social protocol for young Americans to listen to hip-hop
>mfw every single American here had to build up 'street cred' in high school and college by listening to 'G funk'
>mfw their black masters didn't even allow them to say 'nigger' all this time
>>121127742
Beat you in Vancouver and Sochi.
>>121126393
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
>>121128000
Toilet paper shouldn't have significant moisture content to begin with. I've never noticed toilet paper "age". With bread it's very obvious.
Sorry, but I'd need to see the Mythbusters for this before I started sticking it in the freezer.
>>121127994
I actually feel less safe now.
mfw americans have liquified burgers as IV in hospitals
>>121126217
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Luis_Garavito
fuckin mexicans
>AMERICANS PUT TOILET PAPER IN THE FRIDGE IN CASE IT GOES STALE
THIS IS IMPOSSIBLE TO COMPREHEND OUTSIDE OF A WORK OF FICTION
>>121127058
STOP aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>>121128169
>>hey soldier boy, dont you have some guard duty to do? oh btw we're not gonna increase our military spending
>when Europe somehow manages to make you feel like a cuck
>>121127994
>trying to protect afghanistan
>release the moab
>nothing happens
>>121128458
Nigger navy.
Nigger.
Navy.
>>121128458
>m-muh aircraft carrier
Can be sunk by a dinky little cruiser, and doesn't even have to be in the same sea to do it.
>>121126393
>>121128263
You from Peru?
mfw americans put ketchup in their shoes
>>121117189
This study finds that approximately 117 neonatal circumcision-related deaths (9.01/100,000) occur annually in the United States, about 1.3% of male neonatal deaths from all causes. Because infant circumcision is elective, all of these deaths are avoidable.
more like 100 days not 1 day, but still...rotten dirty kikes should be gassed
>>121128678
>leaf thinks he can take down a Nimitz
Show the class how it's done, then.
>>121128650
>britbong boat envy
Satisfying. It's like approval from your degenerate crippled father lying in a hospital bed.
>>121128314
Month old toilet paper will start to fray and get fuzzy and disintegrate. Frozen tp does not.
mfw americans put their guns in the fridge and eat their shoes with ketchup
>>121128458
>entire carrier group gets blown up by one nuke
>fifty billion down the drain
>>121128924
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sfiJmV5kei4
You know niggers can't swim, right?
>>121128924
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gc0Eb9SE9kM
http://www.maritime-executive.com/article/russia-develops-mach-six-anti-ship-missile
>>121129136
You don't even have a nuke.
>>121126161
We've been doing that since the 1980s, brainlet! It never works in the long run!
Pay attention in school.
>>121128974
I've literally had it sitting on a shelf in my garage in Costco quantities for years and it's still fine. But I live in a dry northern state. Maybe somewhere hot and humid would fuck it up?
>>121128650
Admirality's back, on the beats for the fleet
Here to rustle up some muscle for the British Elite
You like meat? We've got all the salt beef you can eat
Pirate rates can't compete, so please be taking a seat
Can you use a map, mate? How far can you see?
I CAN BENCH-PRESS A BOAT. Well that sounds good to me!
Here's yer red coat, and your bucket of tea,
Oh, son - you just enlisted in the Royal Marines!
Next please... You Sir, with the porcelain eye:
Will you serve your boy Nelson or are you scared to
Die?
Is it cool to get high? We make them Dutchmen fly!
Sign up another sailor and take up the cry:
\n All you boys on the capstan, raising the chain
Weigh up the anchor, and roll out the sails again,
Fully staffed from the colonies to the Spanish main
Cos we be giving them berths to any man with a brain!
mfw when americans have a seat at the dinner table for their gun.
>>121129222
Maybe. I live in Florida. It's humid here.
mfw """""""""americans"""""""" need to wear a seatbelt to take a shit on the toilet
>>121129276
(you)
>>121121153
Columbia on form today
>>121129160
Depressingly, they can be taught. Who knew?
>>121129198
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phalanx_CIWS
Although Russia could still nuke it.
>>121129039
Cold guns fire differently than warm ones. The effect is readily evident when you analyze the ballistics of a warm day at the range vs a cold one. Cold guns shoot tighter. The parts function smoother. The way they are milled to. You would know this if you had any semblance of freedom.
>>121115140
3rd time i've seen today
>canada
>pakistan
>colombia
why are u fuck nuts shilling this so hard
>>121127452
Remember to work extra hard in the coca fields so I can party this weekend with your boss, Pablo.
>>121129617
The same couldn't be said about Peru. Poor guy's trying too hard.
>>121129039
>3 gay flags
I actually keep a gun in my fridge desu.
>>121129631
>he thinks point defences work properly
>he thinks you can intercept a mach-6 missile with boolets
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST YOU ARE DUMB
>>121129820
Same here. And one in the chest freezer in my garage.
>>121129039
>TFW your shoes are actually edible and not made from discarded tires and string