BREAKING: Germany Invades Poland

>this could be big
It'll blow over in a week at most

It isn't happening
Nothing ever happens

>>118377640
They'll never make it to Warsaw!

>>118377640
Germany, you must remove all troops from Poland before 11 o'clock.

>>118377640
>some random-ass reporter talking about troop movements

where are the proofs?

>>118377640
Remove slav

Haha good luck our loyal allies Britain and France will come to our aid immidiately

Hang in there Poland, it'll be okay. I'm sure you can fight them off because your military isn't busy with any other wars right now.

Let's just be grateful the soviets aren't giving you a hard time.

>>118377640

We'll be there in a few years. Do try to hold out lads

>>118377640
I predict it wont end well for the Germans but keep going there are 6 million people just queuing up to go holiday camping.

>>118378290
you should have given the germans danzig desu

The others of the visegrad 4 would.
Probably help you
Tho hang in there And keep removing kebabs And sandniggers

>>118377640
lol, Germany can't go through the maginot li-

Hey Poland why are you mass murdering all those German civilians?

>>118378650
Tojo pls go

>>118378846
but they can go through ardennes forest

Don't worry, our Maginot line is virtually impregnable

We'll stay out of this one

>>118377640
May 9th

Why is nothing happening, we're at war?

>>118378846
Actually, they didn't

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>>118377640
Im Prime Minister William Lyon MacKenzie King with 2 dogs, and I just got off an old timey phone about the news, HOLY SHIT BRO !!!

>guys I swear it's this time
fuck off
op is a fag

>>118379877
WHO'D HAVE THOUGHT THEY'D GO AROUND IT, EH MATE?

American. Man, I wish my president would keep his socialist nose out of Europe. We have enough people starving over here we don't need to get into another big war. Man I love my president but he's getting to be too much.

>>118377640
Damn they went early. Probably faced little resistance because all the poles would still be hung over.

WTF GUYS A SPITFIRE JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

IS IT HAPPENING??

Guys, argie anon here. i can see a german battleship across the river. WTF is happening

>>118380477
I can see the brits moving down river plate

>>118377640
I'm not going to die for Poland. Fuck this degenerate country full of sluts and alcoholics. If Germany wants it i will let them take it.

>>118377640
Oh was that today?
I knew i forgot something when i went out to renew my sugar licence

>>118378708
It wasn't even polish

>>118377640

Good. We should start thinking about how we can solve the Jewish problem the most efficiently. I propose that we built extermination camps in the newly conquered territory. Zyklon B should only be used for Auschwitz, the main hub. Treblinka, Belcek and Sobibor should use carbon monoxide as it is cheap and efficient at the same time. Adolf Eichmann appears to be the best fitting person for this job.

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>>118377640
Pics or didn't happen

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>>118380661
Like you have a choice.

>>118380000
check'd

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>>118377640
Of course the British and the French keep their Allied commitments and open second front in west.

>>118380929

Please think about the children. Don't forget the masturbation roller coasters.

>>118381437

Don't worry, unless you're a jew there's nothing to worry about. Don't even think about an own state though.

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Time to partition of Germany and make some cleaning.

>>118380929
OH COME ON BRO, I FUCKING TOLD YOU TO WAIT FOR ME TO BE READY

FAKE AND GAY
REPORT AND SAGE

>>118381977

Sudetenland is German clay. Your people can live in peace within our borders but you have to accept that you're second class citizens. There also has to be found a solution for the slavs among you.

home by Christmas, eh?

Die Fahne hoch !!!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IuNBUefEG6k

>>118381977
Sieg Heil, Kamerade!

>>118382282
swish - swush - swish - swush...

Just another pissed sudetenshit.

>>118380094
Well literally nobody

this wouldn't have happened had poland not attacked that radar station

>>118382645
git rekt russia gonna come for you

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>>118377640

Poles are at fault.

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>>118378650

>>118383375
anything going on your side of the river, heard the graf see was over there

Who wants a free train ride?

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>>118383387
Stfu turk

>>118377640
Like this is important, with the powers of France, Spain, Russia, America and the British Empire how can Germany hope to defeat us.
This will all over over in a few weeks, unless some of those nations screw the others over.

>>118383973
>spain

>>118383973
W-why wouldn't spain help their long standing ally the French? It's not like they'd stab them in the back right?

>>118383387
>tfw live in banderist territory

>>118377640
How many jewish people live in Poland anyways? They need to evacuate and to be taken to a safer place ahead of other foreign nationals, we wouldn't want them to end up as casualties in the battlefield. It could even serve as an opportunity to kill two rabbis with one stone, by returning the jew refugees once and for all the promised land that the evil babylonians and romans have denied them.

>>118378708
the war didnt start over danzig it also didnt start over muh broomberg massacres

>>118377640

>those panzer iis

ROFL.

england and france's equipment is far superior and will wipe the floor with those krauts if they have to

heh, another stupid european squabble, time to get /comfy/ and enjoy our pure neutrality act! no way america would want to get into ANOTHER world war for no reason

Good for Germany, I always felt they got screwed over after the war. I just hope Germany and their allies respect American lands and don't try any kind of surprise attack on one of our naval bases. Just don't get us involved is all I'm saying, and God speed!

>>118385119
hi america, can i ask you a question? where do you keep your warships in the Pacific? im asking for a friend

>>118385364
Fine, but you're keeping track of the Japanese-"Americans" coming in and out of the country, right?

>>118385446
Don't get us involved, you'd have to do something absolutely crazy to drug me into this

>>118385676
what are you talking about? i have a friend who really like to photographing warships, i just wanted to tell him a good place to go

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This chap will lead us to victory, Germans better watch out.

>>118379888
>removes portrait of Hitler from his desj
>Deploy all 2 of our destroyers
>KRIEGSMARINE BTFO amirite lads

Lol who wants meat :D??

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>>118386124

>>118386492
Wow nazis are disguising now with other flags watch out guys!

>>118377640
Don't care, fuck off. Not any business of America's. We're still recovering from the Great Depression, we don't have time for your shitty politics in Europe.

As a side note, who wants to set some crosses on fire on black and Irish lawns?

We have just liberated Belsen. It looks like the Germans had a truly diabolical scheme to wipe out all of the Jews in that camp by deviously destroying their own infrastructure for some reason and allowing outbreaks of Typhus to spread over the camps devastating inmates without mercy. Those bloody Krauts make me sick.

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>mfw poland is using cavalry against german panzers
step it up lads

>>118377640
>watching a major international conflict from safety of my neutral nation
Feels comfy.

>>118377640
I bet this whole scenario ends up with the US electing a billionaire philanthropist and absolute legend.

lets just see how it plays out

>>118378290
Fuck you

t. Mosley