Human-animal hybrid embryos

>>116956615

Rare?

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Here's an erudite comment on the video!

>>116957143
Rare homunculus?

Also I might add that the guy doing the experiment in the video is russian. Which may or may not explain why he's masturbating into a chicken egg.

>>116956615
this was a troll that was debunked almost a year ago, you seem to be his target audience

nice flag btw, seems pretty rare

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>>116957980
Oh, it was? Where's the your evidence, buddy?

>>116956615
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8YmLWnQGZhQ

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That's very clearly fake man, seriously?

Also, that's not what "homunculi" means, and actual chimeras are not "spliced" DNA, they're an organism that has cells with different genomes making up some part of them. There's no DNA recombination happening in making them.

But actual chimeras that are being created to grow human organs in pigs and such are fucking awesome

>>116958400
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9csFco5ZAGE

why don't you spend some time trying to duplicate his experiments, see if anything happens when you inject sperm in an egg

it's more fun to believe though

>>116956615
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=skXGnzQVTDE

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>>116958851
The hell

>>116959188
>Tumblrbitch says she asks University of Hawaii Biology Professor for her opinion, which she gives anonymously
mfw this constitutes debunking

>>116958973
>>116959188
Hmm seems to me that you are just vaginal jews mad that you've lost your value to men!
I'm at a critical stage now for creating my own homunculus and I intend to pay full child support for as long as it's uncertain life span demands.

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>>116960146
if its real, go ahead and duplicate his experiments and settle the debate once and for all

This time, furfags went too far!

>>116960197
I will make sure to upload my results anonymously through a menstruating feminist feed call when I'm done! That way you'll know it's real evidence!

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>>116960146
do you want to share notes on this subject? I've managed to get a foothold on the creation of these creatures recently but they were ultimately failures.

pic related is my latest attempt

>>116960197
I've read Paracelsus' descriptions of the process and although they are open to interpretation, one thing is clear. He was convinced that he had created a dumb human-like creature capable of learning, obeying and completing simple tasks such as fetching items and holding small objects.

Other alchemists and esotericists have developed their own techniques and, as far as I know, some homunculi can be hosts to demonic enitities created by the magician; entities which can animate the homunculi so that it is controlled by the magician by proxy. This type is much more capable and trainable but it also has some measure of the demonic entity's will. This can led to dangerous situations for all concerned.

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>>116960882
Mine turned out more like a starfish very closely reminding me of the lower part of pic related's body.

>>116957143
yes

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HOLY SHIT IS THIS ГOMУHКУЛ?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HNLPXzlz6-I

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>>116961222
These reocurring digits weigh more than enough in evidence, I might add.
Homunculi were invoked through Kek.

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>>116956615
Reminds me of this.

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>>116956615
pretty sure it's already been done op

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>>116961222

How long until we can create catgirls?

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>>116956615
What could go wrong?

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>>116956615
Hey OP thats a nice Flag
But have you hears of extraflags?

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>>116962252
>What could go wrong?

>>116958973
This.

Fucking retards always fuck up the best of the biosciences.

just like the anti-GMO crowd managing to get the healthier more nutritious rice banned, even though it'd be great even in western societies. why not have a cheap staple that will give you more vitamins.

but nope, its some magic evil science experiment it has to be bad for you. better to just eat some pills from the pharmacy instead.

christ.

>>116962373
is this where americans get their infamous education from? From movies?

>>116962373
Should have won an award for the sex scene. so deece.

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>>116956615
>We believe, too, that we are God's partners in the work of creation

The other guy lied, he said Chink Moot took out Åland's flag.

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>>116962568
>not having class in a movie theater
>his theater doesn't even serve lobster

wtf is this bullshit redpill me

>>116962568
Are movies forbidden in the Quran?

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>>116956615
I'm okay if with it if they can produce catgirls.

>>116963029
i dont know i dont read that stuff, ive seen you before how long have you been on /pol/? Or are you on /int/ too?

Fake and homosexual.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r0UaCU94WMg

>>116956615
i think this bid series was made by a digital extremes developers to hype nidus. he went all robert dinero and tried to reproduce with something of a different species in this little freak show

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QUfgQz1Uf0g

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I want my monstergirls/furries now

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>>116956615
>people believe the content of that video
>mfw

Don't procreate.

If you actually want to talk about the science of splicing human DNA into animals, then by all means, we can do that, but don't be fooled by some Russian charlatan with access to injection molds, and a pirated copy of After Effects.

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>>116956615
we need to push this concept as much as we can

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>>116956615
>Genetically modified human-animal hybrids for domestic ownership
Also, that video was confirmed fake.

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We could create a hybrid race and build our own personal army. From there, independence will be demanded and we will cultivate with this race and become a collective organic hive-mind or something. I dunno, I think it would be cool plus who's gonna stop humanity what is right and/or wrong.

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>>116963783
>thinking in war instead of love
anon...

>>116956615
This is the type of shit that got Atlantis btfo'd by something.

The retarded elites are trying to commit suicide, because they're losing the war for humanity's minds.

>>116956615
This is fake bullshit

>creature spits at him
>hear "BLYAT!"
>stamps a giant book on the creature
My sides are gone

>>116956615
this is the channel of the video you linked btw:
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC5Z63r5JCU6GMv5aazSjNzQ/videos

I fucking love schizos man, all their channels look the same

>Alchemy
>Jacking off onto still born animals
>Russian
Just keep on trying, maybe after the 100th wank it will work, follow your dreams Dimitrij.

>>116962495
If GMO was used to create hardier root systems or more resilient plant stalks I might agree with you, but since we basically only use it to allow us to use retarded amounts of pesticides that we then consume and get autoimmune disorders from, I'm gonna have to politely disagree. RoundUp is the cause of Celiac's disease and Crohns, screencap this, it will be proven within a decade or so

>/pol/ in charge of basic biology

>>116956615
no way in hell is this shit real, get the fuck out

This is fake you guillable retards. Look up on BBC the pig human chimera that was made recently in America. THAT IS REAL and is a pathway to cheap mass produced human organs.

>>116956615
Those homunculus videos are fake. Try playing around with practical effects please.

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>>116956615
It's fucking CGI, you retard

>>116957143
yes

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>>116956615
>ethics regaring homunculi
Very dangerous - could lead to furries.

>>116965775
Prove it faggot

I think I know what this is.

It's not a human-chicken chimera, as that is not biologically viable. However, the guy mentioned in a previous video how the environment inside an egg is similar to a womb in that it is alkaline enough for sperm to survive. So what if these homonculi are just sperm cells that were able to gestate? After all, if it is sperm that causes an ovum to start multiplying, maybe the sperm itself can also start multiplying if it is tricked into being inside an ovum.

In short, these could be malformed clones.

The guy making the video is the hybrid, right?

>>116966351

A sperm is only half a cell. It can't divide on its own without another set of chromosomes, which give the cell instructions on how to divide.

>>116956615
Aland?

I think you need some diversity... Lemme call up Merkel

>>116961187
Magic isn't real you stupid motherfucker.

>>116962373
When she got raped was the best part.

>>116966607
then how do you explain these digits?

>>116966866
witnessed

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>>116965775
>>116965772
>>116965643
>>116965620

It's pretty clear you fags have never came inside an unfertilized chicken egg and grown your own humonculous. Stay jelly queers.

>>116966866
Oh shit, meme magic is real!

Praise KEK!

>>116958851
What the fuck. I have seen fucking people die in the worst ways but that shit at the end freaks me the fuck out. It fucking squirts him?

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>>116961187
So does that mean demon loli waifus are for real?

>>116956615
am i supposed to be tricked by that bad cgi? regardless if you want to learn about the truth behind alchemy you need to read Psychology and Alchemy by Jung. It really had very little to do with the transformation of metals or the creation of creatures. It was more about the alchemist projecting their own psyche into the unknown. It was more a religious experience where the alchemist in their quest for understanding would attempt to rescues the divine spirit, god, from a material prison. The alchemist, although always an agent of god, took on the Christ role of savior.

this is fake

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>>116966007
give me a quick run down on the negatives of this
because i really dont see any

>>116956615
I don't think white + negro is good

>>116970364
please die

>>116956615
>Here's a video of a man creating his own chimeras in a controlled environment.

Okay, a buddy of mine recently told me how his college class brought up research being done to mix human and animal DNA to give humans positive traits that some animals have which we lack, like some amazing regenerative capabilities. I wanted to give you the benefit of the doubt and believe you were just showing us a video where one of those scientists was telling us about their research.

But you actually think this shit is real? Do they not even have high school biology classes in wherever you're actually from instead of that shitty proxy? "Man creates Monster in his basement with Sperm and Chicken Egg - Home Alchemy!" That doesn't sound the least bit like complete-fucking-bullshit to you? I mean "Home alchemy" should be one flag, but the implication that humans and chickens are genetically compatible for reproduction would tell any American high school student that you're mentally retarded or on some pretty crazy drugs.

Even without the obvious "We're 'avin a giggle m8" style title, they warn you with an introductory splash where we see "PLANET X APPROACHES" and "NIBIRU." If you know even the slightest bit about physics, about astronomy, and about the Nibiru shit that was spouted 5+ years ago you'd know it's an impossibility. Therefore, even their opening splash is a hint that it's impossible bullshit.

This is some low-tier shit and I'm disappointed. Lurk moar has never applied to anyone as heavily as it applies to you right now.

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>>116966866
>>116966866

>>116956615
this is fake right? chicken and human dna cant mix
and even if it did the result wouldnt be able to live under water

What the fuck is Aland

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>>116975363
It's where these come from

>>116976109
oh my god

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>>116962252
Nothing.

>>116976365

It's always a shock seeing your relatives, I know :^)

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>>116966866
WITNESSED

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>>116958851

WHAT IS THAT SHIT

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>>116977388
good one!

>>116956615
You must be a fucking mongoloid if you think this is real.

>>116960511

Thank you anon, it is the only way to be sure in these dark times.

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I didnt expect to see this

>>116967018

>It's pretty clear you fags have never came inside an unfertilized chicken egg

Where exactly, do you think you are?

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>>116956615

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>>116956615
Heresy

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Would you be mad if you woke up looking like this /pol/?

>>116980652
Depends on if I could lick my balls.

>>116981401
you can

>>116956615
Literally a chicken missing half it's DNA and chromosomes.

Real Chimeras are in development and the most useful piece of technology that is going to come from it will be the perfecting of Artificial wombs. In 100 years, vaginal birth will see very risky and old fashioned compared to having a birthing chamber in your home.

The first true martians will be born in similar chambers.

Chimeras themselves will be used for organ and meat harvesting.

>>116980652
yes
I want to be an argonian

>>116981818
Begone! Histnigger!

Argonions are rad tbqh.

>>116976109
what is this

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>>116966866
Checked, satan

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>>116962252
This guy gets it

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>>116977088
you're a good man

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>>116958851
>been using youtube for a decade
>this is the first video EVER to give me a "Viewer discretion is advised." message

what the holy hell is this?

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>>116956615
RARE

>>116983196
I find that unlikely. You have to sign in for tons of videos now.

>>116982540
sea slug type of creature. They consume other organisms by vomiting out their innards.

>>116956615
They're called niggers

>>116983506
dude im logged in. I watch fucked up videos all the time but never got this message before.

I even checked to see if im in incognito.

Though rationally speaking, it must be fake as hell. Can't see why a chicken and sperm egg would survive.... let alone produce different looking creates every time. Entertaining horror fiction though, for sure.

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>>116982540
>>116983531

>>116961222
Surely you took some pictures then right faggot?