YOU HAVE 10 SECONDS TO CONVINCE THE UNITED STATES TO NOT

There's jews living here.

You'll make the roaches grow stronger

>>115231322
I am your country

We helped you build the thing, remember?

But...

>>115231322
we have trump property here

>>115231322
DO IT FAGGOT

We have memes.

>>115231322
wtf are u doin'?
<= California is thattaway <=

we kill muslims and you bombed us for it, don't nuke us over it fuck sake

last thing the word needs is radioactive mongols running around

country below trips gets nuked

>>115231322
You'll regret that

Why would I try to convince them otherwise?
Drop it on Malmö, please.

JUST NUKE US AND PUT US OUT OF OUR MISERY ALREADY (maybe just Toronto).

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>>115231937
Lets see

Biggest Ally In the pacific plus our militaries party pretty hard together

>>115231322
Dude weed lmao

END

>>115231322
Nukes are illegal here, you'll have to go home sorry.

>>115231322
We have nukes as well.

>>115231322
My president is Jewish, Also we are peaceful, we are civilized and pay taxes.

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A E S T H E T I C

You'll be greeted in the streets of Canada's cities as liberators.

By the whites anyway.

>>115231322
I am a good goy.

>>115231862
Sorry about the bombs Serbia. Maybe if it went down after 9/11 you would have gotten free MericaBux

>>115231322

Trident

>>115231322

The crown jewels are really nice, you should let us get them out of the country first

>>115231322
We have oil and we re giving it cheap!

>>115232426
what happens if two of those bombs bump each other in mid air underneath the plane and blow up and it causes all the other ones to blow up and blow the plane up?

>>115231322
FRIENDLY FIRE

>>115231696
https://youtu.be/oGAHFtkNcbA if you get nuked you can't go back to the good old days

Nuke testing in Nevada only.

>>115231322

We have lots of McDonalds.

>>115233091
Nukes usually operate off a timer mechecnism with safety switches not by impact, you'd be suprised the amount of times the US has nearly nuked itself

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>>115233091
The blinding light of freedom liquefies all of the commies and terrorists in the immediate area into coca cola

>>115231322
The US already dropped many nukes on my country

>>115231322
Just make sure to fuck up sweden too and we're good

>>115231322
Wait! Hold up, Yankee!
Lena Dunham, Amy Schumer, Brian Cranston, Rosie O’Donnell, Cher, Eddie Griffin, Barry Diller, Samuel L. Jackson, Jon Stewart and all those other celebrities did NOT move to Canada (or elsewhere) after Trump won.
So you have no reason to bomb us.

>>115231394
FPBP

>>115231322
I'd pay you to nuke Paris actually.

>>115233371
True Coke? Or that shit you guys have that doesn't use sugar

WE'RE WHITE

I got nothing

Just let me know ahead of time so I can walk outside with open arms to catch as much flash as possible

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>>115231322
Son, your mother and I are very disappointed in you. We raised you to be a civilised nation, not like some bloodthirsty Arab shithole

we saved your ass in world war 3

at this point I welcome nukes

>>115231322
*holds trident* You would treat your own grandfather this way?

>>115233675
The kind made with real coca leaf

>>115231322
Cause we'll nuke your bunkers! Don't ask how!

>>115231322
Don't care, do it.

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>>115231322
IT WASN'T ME, BOSS!

>>115231322
Please nuke us.

Just wipe ourselves off the map along with the rest of the world. Degeneracy must be purged by fire even if it means I die too.

America first! Netherlands second?

>>115231322
we are the #1 producer of maple syrup

>>115233833
Ahhh the good shit, please feel free to not nuke Australia, instead come here to party

>>115233347
go ahead. this is interesting.
i want to die by friendly nuclear fire

>>115231322
Do it faggot

plz, you saw what happened to japs when they were nuked, imagine how autistic we will get seeing how autistic we are already. :^(

>>115231322
It would damage Estonia and you like Estonia :(

>>115231322
It's not wise to attack yourself, young Ed boy

>implying the US would destroy its #1 prostitute factory and sexual tourism resort

>>115234039
You will start making anime?..

>>115233978
https://youtu.be/zv35WOq0OT8 Here's 5 times it's happened

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>>115231322
Turn back that plane or bunny dies!

>>115231322
JUST DO IT

>>115231322
Clintons took Kosovo from us, everyone here loves Trump

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>>115234039
there is literally nothing wrong with being finnish

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>>115231322
please use b1. i always wanted to see one

>>115234176
Most likely and really does the world need more of that

>>115231322
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1488653879230.webm

>>115231322
>YOU HAVE 10 SECONDS TO CONVINCE THE UNITED STATES TO NOT NUKE YOUR COUNTRY

FUCK YOU, I am not scared of you, cunt

>>115234157
Half of us can't even find Estonia on a map.

>>115234442
Just start dropping, you're bound to hit it eventually

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1488653964104.webm

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>>115231322
just do it! stop teasing me!!!!!!!

>>115231322
please nuke us

>>115231322
Trump wouldnt want to wreck his golf course

>>115234621
No, nuke us first

>>115231322
NUKE, NUKE US HARD

>>115231322
we gave you uranium for your nukes during ww2

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>>115231394

>>115231694
underrated

>>115231322
Your lemons are shit and you know it

We have the best Danish in the world. Come inside and have a coffee and an overskåren.

>>115231322
hey by all means, theres atleast 90% of desert here to nuke

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You will regret it.

>>115231322
Mutual assured destruction.

>>115233091
They don't arm immediately, but they might knock eachother off path. Carpet bombing isn't really something that needs too high of precision

it's racist to kill so many muslims

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>>115235142
Not if you call it a crusade

>>115231322
But i want to be nuked.

>>115231322
don't tread on me

You burn up all the oil if you nuke us!

>>115235602
Elect Schulz then.

>>115234358
It's a cool plane, come check it out at this years' air show
FB.com jointbaseandrews/videos/10153709262188707/

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>>115231322

TOO LATE!!!!!

JUST
DO IT

>>115234589
Why would we nuke Brasil? You guys love us now.

>>115234176
Spurdonime. We will surpass those lousy slant-eyed self-cucking wannabe autistics by whole lot.

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>>115234804

>>115236027
>that blatant advertising
yes i keep it in mind

>>115231322
We're a safe haven for nazis! We still have colonies in Patagonia! Think of the white children!

>>115239789
>save haven for nazis
>still can't take shitty windswept island

>>115240310
The Falklands are british clay now, it's time to move on. Only retards buy the Falklands hype. We lost enough man for that barren island.

>>115240681
Like I just want to know what the big deal is about it, like it has no natural resources or strategic advantage, besides if we can loose a war to emus and people don't forget then we are deffinatly not going to forget about the Falklands

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>>115234804