I need your help, /pol/. How do I get to the heart of a Slovakian

>>115063441
Tell her "yeah, slovakia was a puppet state of Germany? I am not German but do you want to be my puppet?"

>>115063642
Kek

>>115063441
Don't do it, those bitches be crazy. Well, at least those from the eastern parts of the country.

>>115063441
This desu>>115064530
Don't bother with Slovaks

>>115064530
>>115064764
Should I bother with Czechs?

>>115065001
no

>>115065001
Just don't look for a good woman in Prague. That city is full of cucks and whores. The buildings are nice though.

>>115065051
kek

>>115063441
All woman questions boil down to:

Do you have money? If not, solve that problem first

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>>115063441
>fly to Pressurg
>wait till night
>hide in the valley
>attack girl when noone can see
>take his vallet and verify his Slovak nationality
>sink you knife deep into her chest
>take heart
>...
>p-profit?????

>>115065216
Where he looks does not matter.
If he gets one she's most likely a gold digger whore.

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be rich

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>>115063441
Just give her this.

>>115065001
No, also this>>115065216
The city is great but the people here are fucked. Also a shit ton of drugged up homeless people in Prague and crazy gypos.

Can the Czech republic and Slovakia be saved? Are they beyond hope? Did communism cuck them for good?

>>115066588
Atheism sure is prevalent there

>>115066588
Find out in the next episode

>>115066803
This is, in my opinion, the problem facing all modern nations. Atheism is a cancer that destroys all morals and leaves the populace as a husk of its former self.

>>115066877
Give me some spoilers.

>>115063441
you halfway there by being able to identify the cunt

>>115067454
She identified herself. I asked her what her first language was, she says "Slovak language."

Btw, do the Czechs speak a different language? I wouldn't think so, but I can't be bothered to open up a new tab and Google it

>>115066588

I am Slovak, studying in the UK. Us, Slovaks are mainly catholics, with some protestant communities in the east. Czech are well known to be atheist.

>>115067646

Czech and Slovak languages are very similar, we understand each other without any problems at all.

>>115067646
It's a little different but Slovak is basically a dialect of Czech

>>115063441
Tell her Slovakia is upper Hungary that will sure help

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>>115063441
just give her a slice of hungary

>>115067861
>>115067879
Thanks friendly Czechoslovakian brothers

If she's religious, that would be a huge plus. Fingers crossed

>>115067921
Come on, asking for love advice on 4chan never had an happy end

>>115068069

No problem, friendo. However as you probably know it is all individual. I have meet some great Slovak women. Religious, traditional and pure. But then again I met many bitches and whores, just like in any other country.

slovak women are massive coalburners

>>115068069
all keks aside, Slovak women tend to be quite nationalistic, because the tumblrina epidemic didnt quite get here yet.
And also dont tell her Slovakia is upper hungary.

>>115068422
this slovak women are batshit crazy. listen to all the czech people with experience.

dont listen to slovaks, theyd do anything to make themselves look better