>Be Peruvian >Wake up to eat some chicharron >Turn on

>>111996983
Your country is so irrelevant, that I'm not even going to waste the 2 seconds it would take to google what continent it's on.

Have a nice life.

>be canadian
>lose leaf
>posts become higher quality but boring and unimportant

>>111998090
>pakistani education

>>111998090
The fact that you would have to google to find out on which continent Peru is says a lot more about your country than his third-world shit tier home.

>>111998273
>>111998532

>missing the joke

OF COURSE I know Peru is in South America. Jeez louise, nu-/pol/ gets dumber by the day.

>>111998976
>joke
Explain how pretending not to know something is funny

>>111996983
>Be peruvian
I cry everytime I wake up

>>111999392
I can't believe I'm actually doing this.

THE JOKE IS THAT HIS COUNTRY IS SO IRRELEVANT, THAT I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT CONTINENT IT'S LOCATED ON.

>>111999748
>>111998976
what continent is ur shit country even on aha i bet it's a bad one like africa

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>>111998976
>YOU GUYS ARENT INTELLIGENT ENOUGH TO UNDERSTAND MY HUMOR

>>111999828
I'm wasting my life...

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>>111999666
don't be sad satan.
>2 presidents to jail in 20 years (Alan is impossible, that fucking bastard)
>mfw

>>112000070
Might as well start a Junta.
Veronika is going to win 2021 by default at this rate

>be Venezuelan
>wake up
>cant afford food, dont eat

Be thankful you peruvian fuck.

>>111996983
>be from chicago
>wake up and get robbed by a nigger
>turn on the news
>4 out of 7 past governors are in prison

>>112000421
NOW i'm sad.

>>111996983
If I get one more of you subhuman monkeys in my DotA games I'm going to slowly work my way up the military ladder until I can carpet bomb the shit out of your third world shithole.

>>112000501
post proofs

>>112000820
>videogames
>thinking hell amount to something
>thinks he is unique n argues with himself after reading this post untik he feels he has won
>continues to play dota

>>112000501
but you have fucking internet?
Explain now.

>>111999748
But in your second post you claimed you DID know where Peru is. You're not making much sense

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>be meme girl
>go to hwndu
>mfw they shut it dow.

>>111996983
its missing the DEAD or ALIVE sign

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>be Bolivian
>eat choclo and queso as breakfast
>turn TV on
>"This is your President"

If you excuse me, I will go ahead and kill myself.

>>112000501
HAHAHAHA fuck man, that's so sad but at the same time so funny, I'm so sorry
>>112000733
We have our share of shit here, ex-president being prosecuted for money laundering of public works with a lot of close folks of her altogether. LOCK HER UP!

did your country demonize trump prior?

>>111996983
And you ran all the way to Austria?

>>111999666
Don't cry. You got nice digits

>Be Peruvian
>Emigrate to Argentina
>Kill a white kid in a robbery
>Get deported
>Peruvian authorities dont even convict you
Next time I see a Peruvian I'll bash his manlet head in, that being said its easier said than done since I cant tell the difference between Peruvians,Bolivians, globings and monkeys.
Fucking niggers

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In my country, taking it to the streets is so tired, we take it to parliament

>>111996983
why don't you organize your cables behind your TV so it doesn't look like a shitty ghetto installation?

>>112002071
>in my country
>my country
>country

nice try

>>112000059
You really are. Go away

>>112001878
Idk about his but mine did. Absolutely EVERY news program/paper/site/whatever the fuck demonized him as the worst shit that could ever happen to this world. I've had many discussions with my family about it because they swallows everything the dumb box says, I'ts kind of sad watching them repeat everything like a parrot without actually knowing anything.ñ about him. Their bases? "Smarter people than you say he's bad so he's bad".

>>111996983
Hey at least your people see something wrong with being a corporate puppet, in our country the poorest rednecks encourage Trump to be a corporate puppet because they somehow think it will benefit them

>>112002201
I just.... I just wanna fit in

Isn't Peru that country who elected a literal Jap into the Presidency? And said Jap was in charge of some right wing death squads.

>Be mexican
>Wake up and see the news
>Witness the army using a minigun from a helicopter to kill a bunch of narcos
>Have some imported coffee anda nice burrito
>/comfy/ af watching narcos getting obliterated by a minigun

>>111996983
>>Be Peruvian
>>Wake up to eat some chicharron
>>Turn on news
>>Your ex-president has now a bounty for being a corporate puppet
>Blame Spain

>>111998976
>paki humour

>>112002066
fucking kek why does everyone down there hate each other so much

>>112002843
Are you unable to read?
>Leaf
Oh right.

>>112002843
This seems to be a trend in Asia, Africa and South America. I wonder if there is a common denominator?

>>112002843
Not eachother, mostly foreigners only. And it has a reason, most of the villas are populated by you subhuman fucks who get drugged, steal and kill and pray to san la muerte to have a successfull night of delinquency.

Of course, there are good inmigrants but they are overshadowed by the violent fuckers.

>>111996983
Toledo dindu nuffin, he is a good boy.
I bet his jewish wife forced him to do it.

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>>112002066
these bants

>>111996983
>implying this isn't going to be America in a year.
Thanks for pushing us to third world tier, soon-to-be-hunted Trump.

>>112003103
Squabbles over whitey's crumbs for the most part

>>112003384
>With Jew, you lose

>>112000820
>be peruvian
>find a peruvian thread on /pol/
>an amerifat is ranting about our Doteros

Every. Fucking. Time.

>>112003169
I don't have any problem if you kill all those subhumans my white friend.

>wake up
>have my obligatory bread with avocado for breakfast
>turn on tv
>the fire is almost over
>be happy

>>112003745
>Be Peruvian
>Fot some reason why are inmune to LeLshit that that conquered the whole continent

>>111996983
Why dont you have a leaf in the middle of your flag?

>>112004133
magic

>>111999666
HOLY FUCK!!! BUT LOOK AT YOUR DIGITS, MAN! THAT MUST PROVIDE YOU WITH SOME TYPE OF SOLACE!

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Imagine being poor. Sad!

>>112002433
Yeah, they were supposed to hunt and kill commies, but they fucked up and killed a bunch of innocent people because they got the wrong direction...

>>112003169
Build wall

So, what are we going to do once "La Comandante Veronika" sunk us to Zimbawezuela level in 4 years from no?

>>111996983

>Be spaniard
>Wake up to eat some carajillo con churros for breakfast
>Turn on the computer and find this thread
>Remember that we will never be an empire again

:_(
>G

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>>112001720
what an annoying fucker you got there.
Anyway, here, all is well.
Nice and comfy 27°C, everyone is on vacation so the cities are pretty silent.

>>112004108
Hey, me too!

>>112004627
I haven't got a clue, dude. Maybe some milicos sack her (or PPK one of these days).

>>112004627
Is that even possible? I thought we hated commies to death. Maybe the younger generations don't remember the car bombs and blackouts but even the liberal media tries hard to remind them.

>>111996983
Hillary Clinton bounty when?

>>112004684
>>112003871
>>111996983
What kind of degenerados dont have milk and cereals for breakfast? are you lads taking the piss ?

>>112004801
>tfw youll never marry a chilean qt

>>112005153
>milk and cereals
what are you fucking 10 y/o?

> Be european living in Cambodia
> Wake up to eat noodle soup
> Turn on news
> Still not able to understand khmer

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>>112005021
>he doesn't know

>>112005824
DELETE THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS

Santiaguito

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>>111996983
Okay.

Convince the rest of the people in your crappy country that they should copy the American government and culture 1:1.

Things might actually get better. Combine your Ameriboo ideals with in-depth study of the American government's workings, from the local level up.

Make a little libertarian paradise the American founding fathers would be proud of.

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>>112005824

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>>111996983
>be Brazilian
>die

>>112005824
That's the most fit peruvian I've seen in my life

>>112004801
Chile is a nice place.

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>>111996983
>be me
>be Peruvian
>wake up in hut
>turn on windows xp laptop
>ask my family if they got any guinea pig kebab
>they only have fried guinea pig
>fuckthisshit.jpg
>go to local town
>go to my job in hut
>clean floors and serve food to people sitting at coca cola tables
>take break watching CTR tv
>walk into town and try to get local veggies for guinea pig stew
>only have S/5
>go back to work and earn $2
>go home and back to windows xp shit computer
>post on 4chan and hate my life
>tfw no veggies in my stew
>accidentally eat some guinea pig food
>fuck this
>decide to climb Machu Picchu and jump off mountain
such is life in peru

>>111998976
>>111999748
>i was just pretending to be retarded

>>112007145
Many such cases! SAD!

>>112005824
how does he not get murdered on the spot?

I thought Peru was a thirdworld violent shithole, so how does he survive?

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>tfw was settled by Britain
dodged a Moorish bullet and perpetual failed government there

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>>112004801
>Shoulders twice as wide as hips
Native genetics

Everything was better when we were catholic spanish colonies

>>112007354
(((La Molina)))
(((PUCP)))

>>111998976

>this is what passes as a joke in londonistan

>>112007354
It is, but if you have money and live in some "nice" places, you can sort of survive.

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>>112007665
:(

>>112007925
that makes me want a sequel for Apocalypto.

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>>112007647
>tips fedora
>implying you wouldnt.

>>112008416
hnnngh i would fugg so hard

>be chilean
>get up to some misty morning
> have pan con chancho for breakfast
>watch news
>56 active forest fires on the south, literal hell.
FF some 3 weekes
>get up
>watch news
>private fire fighting companies are investigated for over prices and arrangements with the government's departament of forests and shit.

Fucking god I swear if it is not a natural disaster it is someone doing a shit job down here.

>>112008416
I'm 1.86 and I have blue eyes, I can fuck girls that plain without effort.

>>112000501
Time for dirt cookies! Finally, Haitians provided something to society!

>>112006314
Not that simple, even Bolivar knew they couldn't do that back in the day.
>>112005153
Cereal is pretty much junk food masquerading as breakfast food.

>>111996983
Red pill me on Peru politics please. Girlfriend is Peruvian. She said previous gov was good.

>>112008992
Dump her.

>>112008734
good for you anon. Still a faggit thou.

>be American
>dating a Peruvian
>she has to sacrifice a child to the Inca gods every morning
gets tiresome desu, we're running out of kids to sacrifice

How is Pierre Paolo Kuszcinszcki doing, el Peruanos?

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>>112009265
Convert her you dumbfuck.

>>112009079
That's not a red pill. Or are you shining path fags unable to offer a criticism of your last President before pkkkk whatever his name is came into cuy cuckdom?

>>112001307
Food is more scarce than a fucking connection

>>112009362
He fucked up bigly

>>112009384
No but in all seriousness, Mestizos believe some crazy dumb shit. They all act like they're Catholic but in reality they do weird shit like have meetings with spirits and sell their souls to the devil and other retarded things. It was kind of eye-opening for me when I learned about all of this stuff her family does in Peru, and apparently it's pretty common with the Mestizos. I remember people telling me that obviously the Roman Catholic Church is favored by God because it is the largest church. But then I found out that like half of their believers are basically still pagans so I don't really believe that number anymore

>>112001720
He looks a little native

>>112009666
I thought Fujimori killed them all.

Talk about someone who did nothing wrong....

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>>111996983

>>112009822
Tell me about it.
Still pondeing if their qts are worth the trouble though.

>>112010083
Qts are almost always worth the trouble

>>112009892
Shining path is rip in peace. But doesn't mean I won't call these cryptic ceviches it until they answer my damn question.

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>>112010218
Then it's settled.
500 year old mistake v2.0 here I go
Gonna do some BLEACHING.

>>112002612
so you guys eat burritos at breakfast?

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>be pinoy

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>>112010604
>>112002612
police cracksdowns in Latin America are the best

>>112010666
But you are the strongest race in the world

>>112011207
My tripss confirms

>Be Vietnamese
>Be a repairman(mostly cleaning dust from AC unit)
>Making like 800$ without tax because lol 3rd world country
>Still comfy as shit because living cost here is dirt cheap

>>112010083
I don't know, man. I mean it might just be a Latina thing in general but they're very hot-blooded and hard to handle. If you don't keep them in their place they'll walk all over you and dump you. I've dated 2 Latinas before her, the jealousy is unreal. We actually got into a pretty heated argument once because I said Colombia is really beautiful and I'd love to go there. So she said
>"You just miss that Colombian whore from before me, don't you?"
I almost said yes, too. Peruvian gf can't cook for shit but the Colombian one could

>>112010666

>666
>be pinoy
>be satan

Yeah, dude, you're fucked.

>>111996983
>Third world country thread?

People use third world very losely, Peru isnt third world you wouldnt have that tv if you were third world. Peru is second world like Serbia. Sierra Leon, Somalia and Congo are third world.

>>112011850
I wish I could shitpost in my house all day, I wouldn't even care how big it was

>>111999666
Nice numbers you got there amigo

>>112012265
Me too man
Too bad we don't have welfare in 3rd world country
Wish I could get those sweet autism bux and shitpost all day

>>112012003
Am I second world? :^)

>>111996983
A FUCKING LEAF

>>111999666
at least you got the devil trying to help you, could be worse

>>112012507
hahaha pls invade south brazil

>>112010604
Not really actually, I was in a cafe and that was the most appealing thing. It had bacon and avocado, it was pretty delicious. We rarely eat burritos, it's more of an american thing.

>>112010761
This time was pretty fucking savage tho, I hadn't seen the marines ever use such force. It was a good day.

>>112012474
>A
>FUCKING
>RICE
>FARMER
TOP KEK FAGGOTER

>>111999748

It wasn't funny

You should have never even explained yourself

You made me lose faith in your little Island off the coast of Somalia

>>112012507
No.
Devuelvan laguna del desierto!

>>112012726
Cono sur stronk.

>>112002066
Murder is legal here so there is no point in prosecuting someone for that.

>>112005096
This!!!

>>112012507
Yep. Your HDI is like 0.83 that pretty high.

Real 3rd world countries in SA are Venezuela and Haiti

>>112012905
I wish we had 2A.
I could finall live my ANCAP dream(It isn't like we aren't a ANCAP society anyways)

>>112013073
A-am I second world?

>>112002627
Peruavians have never blamed Spain for anything, as a matter of fact we were the main opposition of the independence movements; since we were the seat of the imperial power in LA we had a lot to lose if the royalist were defeated.

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>>112012872
I am opening a business in Argentina hahahahahahahahahaahahaha its easier for me than here wtf man haha invade now

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>>112013186
No.

>>111996983
At least he was a puppet to a corporation from my third world shithole

HAPPENING
GET IN HERE
>>112013541

>>112013422
Lmao what is it with the amount of brazilians doing bussiness over here?

What kind of bussiness, btw?

BTW forget about invaderino. I bet even Paraguay could beat the shit out of our army as it is today.

fourth-worlder reporting in

>>112013668
NO I LOVE U INVADE NOW

It's easier to be a multinational company in Argentina than it is in Brazil, that's pretty much it haha

>>112008992
Last govmt was socialist crap, supported by Chavez but thank god that fucker died. No one here defends Humala, not even the people that worked for his goverment, he ws THAT inept. His wife is currently being investigated for corruption in relation with the brazilian goverment (another socialist shithole).

Your gf is retarded, im sorry anon.

>>111998976
>english humor

>>111996983
tfw you realize you president's plan to shit on globalists is to drive your nation down into third world status

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>>112011875
Dude, I speak the same language as they and am in the same country. I know how to handle these girls.
Being born white in BR is both a curse and a blessing.
But you're right, GOD DAMN THEY CAN COOK.

>>112013873
>supported by Chavez but thank god that fucker died

Yes God has been pretty fair to us tbqhfamalamfamiligiafamiliarfam

>>112014106
You guys with the Odebrecht fiasco have really started a storm in the rest of the continent, you know that, right?

Thanks for that btw, we are now closer to the day of the rope thanks to you.

>>112014339
Lmao fucking Americans
Odebrecht was based af

>>112014513
Are you in the big business, anon? How many politicians did you bribe?

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>be pinoy
>Wake up to eat some chicharron
>Turn on news
>Ofc flips like their chicharron with vinegar.
>Turns out there's no more vinegar
>Goes to the store to buy some vinegar
>Returns home, actually watches the news
>Your ex-president is eating chicharron

>>112014627
No but I have worked for Odebrecht.
They were corrupt yes but who the fuck isn't, again?

I don't think the world has seen a much better construction company than this, it was really really really good.

>>111996983

Make me some link saltado you peasant.

>>111999666
So do I, Satan. So do I.

All SA would be better we just embraced Corporatism

>>112014763
I had a friend that tried to start a business in Brazil, he answered the same exact thing "there is not a single brazilian thats not corrupt, from the taxi drivers to the CEOs". He was absolutely disgusted by the experience.

>>112015181
Death to Mercosul

>>112002843
The only way to quickly build a national identity was to propagate hatred of everyone else.

>>112015181
You know, this seems really bad at first but I believe we don't know another way to survive.

>>112015371
No, why? Just remove cancerous Countries, that's it bro, it's a good idea. We have many benefits from it, the problem is we don't use them.

What the fuck is a chicharron

>>112015181
Kek
That is true

>>112005021
She came dangerously close to winning last election.

The media went so far in bashing Keiko that they ended up building her up. Worse still, the younger generations are dangerously ignorant about how bad shit was back then.

>>112012747

>Burritos
>American thing

Jesús, do you live below SLP?

People eat burritos in All of North Mexico

>>111996983
What's the Soles to USD conversion ?

>>111998976

bullshit

>>112015588
>>112015501
But if you are that used to corruption, then the Odebrecht fiasco shouldnt be a big thing, right? Is it any different from any other corruption scandal? I know it is being taken very seriously in the rest of LA (in peru there is a chance our last 3 presidents will end up in jail) but im curious about how the Brazilias feel about it.

>>112013997
t. shill

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>>112000501
>be Venezuelan

>>112015178
All third world's would be better boss

>>112010237
We're one of the most stable countries in the region, and we hate commies to death, that's why we have a lot of investment and everyone wants to do business with us even if our economy is small. They know we won't change the rules of the game, the only ones who get trouble are the chinese mining companies that are accustomed to do whatever they want, it seems they don't know what pollution laws are.

Basically to be a good president here, you just need to sit in your chair and try not to touch anything.

>wake up
>fall out of bed
>get on my motorscooter and roll down to the local McDick's
>Get two Large Grand Mac Combo Meal™ items off the menu
Feels great to be American.

>>112016472
>then the Odebrecht fiasco shouldnt be a big thing, right
It is not that different, the problem is that we are so "justice thirsty" we don't even care anymore about the consequences of bringing down every corrupt big company, it is harming us more than helping, objectively.

I can't believe I have put myself in the position of fucking having to defend corruption.

>>112016214
One dollar was around S/. 3.30 the last time I exchanged my american shekels.

>>112017257
I know that feel, I worked for the city hall for a while. At least we had a nice road...

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>Be Filipino
>President kills innocent people in guise of killing drug pushers
>President allows burial in the Grave of Heroes one of the most corrupt dictators of the 20th Century
>President also discovers his corrupt cops doing all his killings responsible for killing a Korean businessman

>>112017861
What a presidential somebody!

>>112017861
t. Liberal

>>111998976
>tfw too intelligent to know geography

>Be from North Mexico
>Wake up
>Over 25° in winter
>Breathe polluted air
>Go to work
>Read news about narcos getting killed by the marines
>Read fucking chairos AKA libtards complaining about marine killing people
>Wait for the night so i can drink Beer while eating grilled meat.

Feels somewhat good, man.

>>112017861

Im honestly curious, have the crime rate decreased? Are his methods giving results?

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>>111998090
>I'm a fucking spastic

kys

>>112000501
Why don't you get a job so you can buy food?

>>111999666
Nice digits there el diablo

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>>111996983
>Third world country thread?
ok bro

>Spain
>the system is so corrupt its not even funny
>monopolies all over the place
>four corporations control electricity
>most politicians retire as "counselors" for these and get back the money they helped 'em win
>we paid our roads off some years ago but we're still paying tolls... and they aint cheap
>salaries are low and people are so uneducated they'd blame it on the sky being blue instead of purple if ever hinted to
>the list is so long it's not even worth to go on

someone please nuke this shithole.

>>112020678
Thanks dad

>>112020678
>>112021872
Is Peru better than Spain right now?

>>112020678
if things are so bad, how come there arent any massive protestings?

previous president is hiding in miami will be arrested on sight

>>111999748
please retire from making jokes

>>112017861
Which cartel is Duterte working with is what I want to know.

>>112007145
guinea pig is actually tasty

>>112022118
I don't think so, they're still a bigger economy and a safer place to live, but damn, that 20% unemployment rate they had was pretty brutal.

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OMG, the peruvian president accepted some money for choosing a brazilian construction company over the american/european bribes. TOTALLY UNNACEPTABLE!!!! OMG

I was there a couple years ago and I thought the south (miraflores or w.e) and east outskirts of Lima were pretty nice, as well as Cusco and Machu Picchu.

>>111998976
>pakistani humor

>>112000501
nigga how you alive?

>>112007665
>Everything was better when there were no low-IQ subhuman shitskins
FTFY

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=SnOvB9ucgNM

I cry everytime

>>112026498
>was
The shit tier one weekend jobs they "fixed" it with isn't much better