You have 10 seconds to prove you're not a numale >Tfw

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>>111091780
Am I a meme yet?

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I am a numale.

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>>111091780
I like to wrestle my prey and force it into sexual submission.

>>111091780
I'm a girl so I am not any kind of male (thank god)

>>111091780
>trying to prove your masculinity online
Probably the most nu male thing you could do

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>>111091780

I'm a 6'4" chef at Wendy's with a 9 inch cock making over $130,000 per year.

>>111091780
I hope for his own sake Carl is dead by now.

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>>111092550
Soon

>>111092497
You're a girl(male)

>>111092720
>getting triggered this easily
Yup definately a nu male

>>111092497
Post dick

>>111091780
i have a mustache

>>111091780
I go to mass on sundays

I lift, have a job and am not enrolled in 'higher' education.

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>>111091780
I voted for Jeb.

>>111091780
i don't drink alcohol and have never tried psychedelic drugs.

My hands are rough and calloused

>>111091780
My beard is usually well groomed.
I voted AfD and will likely do so again this year.
I have used being a fag to screw over entitled bitches and to redpill people.

Born in 1982

>>111091780
I don't have any close female friends.

>>111091780
I can even

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>>111092971

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>>111091780
there are only two genders.
what do i win?

I masturbate to my aunt

I have seen at least 1 (one) breast before.

>>111092497
Tits or GTFO

my mom cuts my hair

>>111091780
I can completely rebuild a 4 jet carburetor.
blindfolded.

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I own a rifle and I've fucked a woman while she was dating a cuck

i buy american

I do not live in highly populated American cities, or even worse, California

I own guns

>>111091780
Can change my own tires.

>>111096295
ayy me too

>>111091780
I have spoken to a woman without apologizing

>>111095191
>My hands are rough and calloused
Hand, singular.

>>111091780
>You have 10 seconds to prove you're not a numale
hold up I'll ask my wife's son

I wear glasses because my eyesight is genuinely bad.

>>111091780
Am a member of the MKV

I own a house

>>111091780
I dont have use any social media.

>>111096417
>Can change my own tires.
Oh yeah, is that so, get out the old tire iron do ya ? pull that tire right off the wheel with it do ya ? slip a new tire back on the wheel again too no doubt, do ya, do ya really ? huh ? huh ?

You rent a house, quit paying property taxes and find out how much "ownership" you have.

>>111096417
Numale detected. Only women and betas think tires are wheels

Please don't tell me you have a tire mounting machine in your house

I jump out of planes for a living.

>>111096988
Be surprised how many of us burgers can't do it mate.

>>111097097
this. it really is sad

>>111091780
I'm a 6'2 Maori rugby player.

im standing next to britney during that whole normies get off of my board REEEEEEEEEEEE thing

>>111091780
I have a job.

Its called an idle air control you fucking normie faggot

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>>111092005
For you...

>>111097097
Interesting, please explain the process to me, step by step.

>>111097082

I mounted your mom in my house

I maintain a high-end apartment complex and fix shit for beta numales and Pajeets and Ahmeds.
>Pajeet with his math degree can't fix a dishwasher
>order parts and tell him it'll be a few days before it's fixed
>on the way out look at my coworker and say "guess they'll be washing dishes in the Ganges for a few days"

>>111097200
>rugby player
whats your worst injury?

>>111097082
man I fucking wish my house had a tire mounting machine

>>111091780

My area of expertise is firearms history and design.

>>111096596
>not masterbating and switching hands to stay even
wew

>>111092129

As am I. Otherwise my Spencer-style undercut would be read the wrong way..

>>111091780
>tfw Tyrone only fucked my wife once

i can squat 2x body weight

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I'm not even male

>>111091780
i get up at 5:51 every morning to do barn work

>>111097082
is it autistic to actually have a tire mounting machine?? asking for a friend

>>111097485
nou

explain to me how to change a lorey tire while you shat on a turtle.

>>111097545
>I work for rich people but I crack lame geographical jokes with my coworker who doesn't really understand them but plays along just to be nice so I feel extremely smug

comfy af

>>111097082
Tire mounting machine?

>Here in Appalachia we don't have such fancy doohickeys

>>111091780
every later summer/early fall i chop wood to last the winter

>>111096366
still a numale just an evil cheating one

>>111091780
I can drive a car with a manual transmission.

i can actually grow a beard and i learned a useful skill (java programming)

>>111091780
i look like a homeless person instead of a nu-male

>>111097563
ACL for sure.

>>111098430
you're serbian of course youre not a numale, numales are exclusively western/northern european and american.

t. Romanian

>>111093408
He can still win, r-right??

>>111091780
I cleaned my Springfield and rotated my tires today. I also took my battery to Auto Zone to see if it needs to be replaced.

>>111091780
I lift.

>>111099014
dang, yeah rugby makes american football look like crochet in my opinion

>>111098912
I hate to tell you this, but that's still nu-male tier. CS is full of numales

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>>111091780

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>>111091780
I replaced my girlfriends intake manifold earlier

I'm a nu-male physically I guess

>>111092497
do you watch blacked

>>111091780
Born in the 60s and wearing baggy Dad jeans right now.

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I'm at the gym shitposting between sets

>>111099780
wow mobile pics r great kek

>>111091780
I spend $0 annually in coffee shops

>>111099849
b-but I need coffee between classes, and I just get it plain :~(

>>111098681
Found the nu-male who got cuck'd

>>111099849
Sorry, you tried too hard -- still a nu-male! Unless you're married or already have a stable relationship, a coffee shop is a great place to invite a girl you're interested in to.

>>111097485
>he can't into sockets to change a wheel with a flat tire
>he can't into tire irons to change a tire

fuck you dumb

>>111098839
most other countries are 50/50 manual/automatic
usa is just really cuc ked like that

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My car is RWD w/ a manual transmission.

>>111097485
I'm only 19 and haven't had to but don't you just get out the screw things, jack up the tire, pull it off, put on the spare, rescrew the bolts maybe halfway, lower the car from the jack, then screw the rest of the way?

did I miss anything?

https://youtu.be/unkIVvjZc9Y

My ex broke up with me like a boss, I am only more proud of her and I hope she goes on to do good things and has a great life even though I don't plan on seeing her again.

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>>111098839

To sure up your manliness: have you ever push-started your car? And have you ever helped someone jumpstart their own car?

>>111101888
absolutely wasted get on poor quality bait

1/10 would be zero without trips

>>111091780
My Jawline has been described as extremely masculine.

Im a cis white male electrician that does not do drugs, I own a motorcycle, 7 guns, just bought a house and marrying an Aryan German girl. Also Im 22.

>>111091780
I ironically leave my basement

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>>111091780
Drive stick
Straight razor shave
Brew own beer
Own a rifle and bear mace
I have good posture
My pants fit me properly

>>111092585
Dick pick or gtfo

>>111091780
>Eyesight is 20/20
>I have broad shoulders
>I am redpilled on ethnic and cultural crime statistics
>I genuinely believe trump has the ability to do an amazing job as president
>I am insanely jealous in all my relationships
>I will never date a woman who already has a child

Do a trade and getting a Steak Burger from a small town's take away shop on my way to a hike

>>111098839
Everyone can drive manual you retard

I wear a high-visibility vest and safety boots at work (because i have to by law and not as an ironic fasion statement)

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>>111101603

You break the lug nuts loose while the car is still on the ground, otherwise the hub will just rotate when you try to break them loose up on the jack. Plus you could knock it off the jack if it's a shitty little trunk kit.

-break loose lug nuts
-jack car up
-finishing loosening and removing lugs
-take wheel off
>put new wheel on
>put lugs back on in star pattern order, not clockwise or counter clockwise
>tighten, but don't crank hard
>drop vehicle onto tire
>finishing tightening (to spec if you have a torque wrench)
>proceed to fuck your qt senseless because as far as she's concerned you just performed brain surgery on the side of the road and she's dripping wet

I changed my own camshaft gear

I won actual street fights.

>>111091780
Going into military :^)

>>111091780
I envision myself as the future leader of a large empire of some sort. My every waking thought is directed towards accomplishing this aim.

I am the most interesting man in the world.

>>111091780
I lift for 2 hours on 6 out of 7 days a week.

>>111102777
That's called being a special snowflake

>>111091780
Fixed my garage shed door,
Derusted and reblued an old spanish civil war rifle,
Sharpened the blades on my mower,
2 minutes ago check the tyre pressure on my car.

>>111102870
>I lift cheeseburgers to my mouth for 2 hours on 6 out of 7 days a week.

>the 7th day is pizza day

>>111091780
i read classic books and make music or write prose in my free time

>>111103220
Youre a numale

>>111091780
My future wife will be a virgin

>>111102928
Not everybody can be special. I happen to be one of the chosen.

Wait...

>>111102617
kek thanks leaf, screenshotted.

I hauled a trailer with my Dodge 3500 over 1000 miles between yesterday and today.

>>111102617
pro tip
check the torque specs and your weight to see if you are ok to just stand on the breaker bar until your weight doesn't rotate it further

>tfw no qt who will fuck me because I am not mentally challenged

>>111091780
Great job mods...

Remember to report and hide /b/ tier cancer threads

>>111091780
>6'3 blond and blue
>wife is also blonde and blue
>2 kids
>own many guns
>know how to fix most things on my car
>lettered basketball and tennis in high school
>do all my own yardwork and home repair
>parents have been married for 49 years
>but I never leached off them or the government

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>>111102777
I can relate to this.

Why live if you don't make a legacy for yourself?
Why should i just be another number?

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>>111103610
>ok to just stand on the breaker bar until your weight doesn't rotate it further

yeah OK I'll remember to do that

protip: if you're ever stranded you can drink the fluid inside your car's battery, as it's mostly distilled water

>>111092550
I change my own bRAKES
I'd liSt mOre but leaf is right On this oNe.

>>111104057
Say it with me : "I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS!" https://youtu.be/3oE_sjqklLQ

>>111104682
brakes are so easy. I don't understand why everyone doesn't do it. You save a couple hundred and you can do it in less than an hour.

I actually have done physical work in my life

>>111091780
I spent 3 years in state prison for stabbing a nigger in the chest.

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>>111104953
>tfw wanted to work construction last summer but they wouldn't hire me cause I don't speak Spanish

SPICS GET OUT OUT REEEEEE

>>111091780
I have a job that pays more than min wage

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>>111092497
>Femanon here

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>>111104942

People are paranoid that they'll fuck up the lines. Replacing shoes/pads/rotors isn't really that hard (unless it's something with captive rotors), it's just keep the lines free of air that scares people. They figure they'll dick it up and their brakes will turn to mush and they'll die or kill someone.

>>111091780
I don't pictures of my food and put it on instagram.

>>111092497
>btw ima gril

>>111091780
i got my white wife pregnant with our 4th white child last month.

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>>111102088

huh

> Neo-Nazis use the number 88 as an abbreviation for the Nazi salute Heil Hitler.

HAHA GOOD FUCKING NIGHT WHITE PRIDE

ps I'm a sjw

>>111091780

I once hammered a nail into something.

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>>111105649
>4th white child last month.

Unless you make over $150K/year this makes you white trash. Large middle-class families are garbage. The kids always end up being hyper-competitive and turn into douchebags working as cops or some other power-hungry profession.

>>111105788
>ps I'm a sjw
your digits say otherwise. You're a nazi now

>>111105788
gr8 b8 m8 i r8 14/88

What's a numale

>>111091780
I workout

I've changed a tire at least 4 times
I fixed the latch on my hood without any assistance
I can change and air filter
I can use power tools
I can cold start a chainsaw
I cut down a full tree, branches and all with a chainsaw
I chased after a thief once
I've installed 3 sinks, a toilet, a washer, a dryer, a bathtub.
I've fixed a hole in a wall with cement
I've installed insulation in my attic.
I've installed a car battery
I've installed a dead bolt and 6 doorknobs
I've built countless bookshelves
I've installed 3 floors and carpets.

>>111105877
>implying being hyper-competitive is not an asset in life.

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>>111091780
I support the wall.

I recently purchased $900 worth of ammunition

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I like white chicks that fuck dogs.

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>>111105877
>Large middle-class families are garbage. The kids always end up being hyper-competitive and turn into douchebags working as cops or some other power-hungry profession.

>>111106346
> muh gunz

https://youtu.be/UjhWf-9x7GM

>>111091780
I restored an 80s Saab, rebuilt engine and converted to a newer ECU. Boost is fun.

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>>111106229

It's only an asset when you know how to contain it and use it effectively. But like I said, most of them end up going into junior league hockey or end up in some douche-level profession like law enforcement. If you're really lucky they'll commit to a skilled trade, and spend 90% of their time telling everyone how humble they are because they work with their hands (but use every opportunity to flash their middle-class wealth by spending it on outrageous lifted trucks and $300 sunglasses).

TL;DR 2 children is the perfect number. One boy, one girl. Anything less and the child is weird, anything more and at least one of them will be weird as fuck and probably gay.

>>111091780
just school some noobs in dota

>>111092497
be my gf

not a virgin

>>111106581

Photo looks like the product of a large middle class family that suffered a divorce. Daddy left and the new father brought his younger kids in. Mother took over raising them, neglecting her own until he turned into a gothic faggot.

I knew a kid in high school that ended up just like this.

I come from a white, upper-middle-class family with one sister. Both parents married. I have a college diploma and university degree, am steadily employed in a white collar profession, and have my own car and home.

Why would I advocate against something if I allegedly belonged to it you retard?

>>111105788
I meant it was wasted trips, period. stupid dindu.

>>111105877
>shill discouraging white reproduction detected

move along folks

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>pee sitting down and have been doing so for over a decade so as not to get pee anywhere
>raised by a single mother
>can't grow a beard
>soft-spoken and timid
>went to liberal arts school
>retarded, bad with my hands at really simple things because of a learning disability that impacts my motor skills
>soft, uncalloused hands
>not aggressive
>don't watch porn
>low self-esteem
>can't relate to fellow men but dislike modern women
How do I unJUST myself and become a man worth being, /pol/?

>>111106698
I plan on having at least 4 kids. 8 would be ideal. My own comfort is not a priority.

You just gotta brainwash them the right way. If you don't weaponize them the enemy will.

I don't drive an automatic

>>111104103
suit yourself

I checked with a dial torque wrench the first few times but it was always within spec so I haven't bothered in the past few years

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>>111107457

Join the military and fight in a war. If it doesn't harden you up it will kill you. Either way the world will benefit.

>>111107423

Retarded white trash trying to out-breed dindus and spics detected.

You can't be more cancerous than cancer itself. You need to ensure your offspring are QUALITY, not QUANTITY you dickhead.

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>>111092585
lol I still like to fuck around on quora. Good to see you again.

>>111092497
dicks or BTFO

>>111091780
i've been lifting and dieting for 8 years straight. numales won't even look me in the face. they are supremely insecure.

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>>111107095
>bullshit the post

Your petite diatribe sounds like the product of a faggot with an image problem.

We all know you're a "badass."

>>111107297
Yeah, no shit. My friend I am a pale spanish blooded naturalized citizen born in mexicu but raised in california with an education in the white arts and over 100 anime figures. It's been a pleasure triggering you with nothing but literal truths, good day.

>>111107457
Increase testosterone levels. Work out. Learn how to fight armed and unarmed. Go out and socialize as much as you can. Make money. Raise a family.

Your ancestors did it and so can you.

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>>111107488

Yeah but you live in a third world country, most of them will die before their 1st birthday anyhow. And you need lots of bodies to work the plantations, they're beasts of burden more than children.

>>111107580

There's never a need to put your own weight on the breaker bar, even with a torque wrench you're not yanking on it with all of your might. I swapped the winter/summer tires on my brother-in-law's Tundra a few months ago, and even they were fine with just a torque wrench, no impact gun or body weight required.

You're gonna fuck the lugs or shear the threads bro. Or you'll seize them on. The breaker bar should only be used for breaking lugs loose, and for smashing nigger's skulls in a dark parking lot.

>>111107876
You need to ensure both. You lack vision , friendo.

>>111107876
I'm legally blind and don't qualify for the military. Not even the Foreign Legion.

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>>111108204

>triggered

>>111102692

So did I, mein Bruder

>>111091780
Define numale
i have gf, job, and i can deadlift 405 conventional form

>>111100412
being a sneaky cheat is a feminine trait. He's right you are a nu male you are just in denial.

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>>111108745
>I'm legally blind

Better start working on that telekinesis m8.

>>111108487
I don't live in Bolivia in case you haven't noticed. Either way i plan on becoming quite wealthy before having children.

>>111109258

No you live in Uruguay. A third world country. With one of the most unfortunate names in the world, right behind Niger.

>>111107457
Watch shounen animes.

>>111091780
I jack off to gonewild on reddit

did I win?

i love anime i smoke hell of weed and i voted for Trump

>>111109479
What's your point? rich is rich no matter where you are.

>>111109966
plus the digits

>>111091780
I work at a gun store.

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I worked in the remote North West Territories for 4 winters -40Cto -60C, labor intensive work 12-14 hour days or night shifts outside . Timber wolves use to watch me on night shifts when I was shoveling snow by myself with hungry eyes, and I'd have to chase them off with an air horn !

>>111110402
That's pretty fucking metal not gonna lie.

>>111105144
You had to squat naked in front of random men and women to show you aren't hiding anything in your anus.

>>111107876
I plan on having around 4 kids who I will pour care and teaching into.

It's not one or the other. Intelligent folks who will instill values need to have MORE kids.

>>111091780
Trump will disclose aliens and win reelection in 2020 against Cory Booker!

>>111109506
Can confirm https://www.xen.altrugenics.com/xf/index.php?threads/anime-natural-testosterone-supplement.336/

cool!

>>111091780
Just played a rugby match while my three sons watched

>>111091780
Trump will disclose aliens and win reelection in 2020 against Cory Booker!>>111110597
Trump will disclose aliens and win reelection in 2020 against Cory Booker!

>>111110759
stfu

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>>111091780
played with sticks and rock nearly exclusively as a kid, now semi-successful lady's man genius redpilled working everyday for the maintenance of sanity in our world

>12 seconds
>fugg -**b

>>111110820
Trump will disclose aliens and win reelection in 2020 against Cory Booker!

>>111091780

survived reconstructive penis surgery, only occasional nightmares

life, liberty, and property

march 26th

>>111110820
Trump will disclose aliens and win reelection in 2020 against Cory Booker!>>111110752
Trump will disclose aliens and win reelection in 2020 against Cory Booker!

Islam

>>111111110
lol

>>111111110
>>111111111

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>>111111110

>>111110597
My breath use to rise up and freeze my eye lashes closed , made a man out of me lol

>>111111111 ?

>>111110820
What's he gonna tell me i don't already know from the dark web?

That shit's for normalfags. I know what's going on.

I just got back from deadlifting 3x15. Test for days brah.

>>111102107
Numale hanging out with fags complementing his looks and remembering it fondly.

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I take this daily

>>111107876
Population determines policy.

We need numbers. You will perish as a minority.

>>111111554
a fucking leaf

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>>111098176

is it autistic for me to think I can recognize some anon's particular post style?? I've been asking for a friend, for a long time too desu ka

>inb4 busterposting is based

>>111091780
idk what a numale is only that it's a funny insult to piss guys off with.

>>111111626

poetic satirical renaissance man

not nu
but newfag

I have thick hair.

>>111110042
Are you really rich is you have to live in Uraguay?

>>111091780
>>111091780


I eat beef liver everyday

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>>111105877
Fuck off cumsucker

>>111112731
It's the country my ancestors shed blood , sweat and tears to build.

Unlike you , i'm not a rootless cosmopolitan.

>>111099423
Would you rather be a java programmer and earn six figures or be a plumber and be covered in other people's shit?

Think hard on this one faggot.

>>111097970
Tits or ban

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As fashy as they come.

>>111091780
I grilled a steak and ate it. The only ingredients were beef and fire.

>>111091780
My hair is like aids skrillex but shorter and curly.

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>>111113191

damn that man is a life force and a brain force

amazing, imperfect, but true leader

>>111110402
Noice.

>>111113137
Flawed argument. This goy is fucking loaded https://youtu.be/nUhGntUjir0

I still have a hairline.

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>>111091780
>tfw enough nigger that I don't even have to worry about being a nu-male
I also own a motorcycle, don't know if that's a nu-male characteristic or not, but I've never seen one that's rode anything more than a scooter before.

Fap to Melania

>>111097082
>Please don't tell me you have a tire mounting machine in your house
Well, I install a lot of thin rubbers in my house.

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>>111091780

Women's sexual function should be the property of males.

Women shouldn't vote.

Women shouldn't have careers or be allowed in Gov't.

If you don't have a beard you are a faggot.

If you are white and not having children you are failing.

If you are 30 and not married it's too late for you.

Black people are genetically predispositioned for low intelligence and violence.

Gun violence is the result of failed democratic policies.

>>111114030
Your grandma got BLACKED.

HA!

>>111113897

wow, your eyes open up more than twice what I had expected

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I am a mechanic - turn wrenches for a living. my hands are covered with callouses, cuts and scars and i wear steel toed work boots every day. about 40 minutes ago i came inside after cutting down about 30 small trees around my house with a chainsaw with just a floodlight to see by. pic is of my shoe, havent even bothered to clean off the sawdust cause murdered trees smell nice.

I have a job and a conservative white submissive girl

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>>111114628
>grandma got blacked
>mfw

>>111091780
I have an uncanny ability to knock people out when im cornered.

Everyone who meets me thinks im the most calm and polite person they ever meet And i am. My friends have see my power, they respect me. I respect them.

I also have a big dick.

>>111114728
This thread got comfy

>>111114030
Of course the German goes off to fuck a nigger

>>111114760
Should have kept that bitch in check. Women ruin everything.

>>111091780
I own guns, worked as an auto mechanic before joining the military. I've deployed. Fucked over twenty broads. I drive a challenger manual rt. I'm white, 6 feet tall, and have a white blue eyed young girlfriend who wants my seed to grow in her belly. I work out regularly. I chew on occasion, and drink whiskey as my go to choice drink. I wear Redwing boots (iron rangers) as my go to footwear item.
Ami numale pol?

>>111113729
What makes you an expert ? oh alpha master ha!

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>>111114962
I've quadroon'd a toothpaste before when I visited muh senpaitachi in Germany. kek. They thought I was white.

>>111091780
I own a firearm

>>111091780
Fix furnaces for a living

>>111115529
no but you're still a faggot

>>111092897
it's Guy In Real Life

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>>111115580
>senpaitachi
really?

>>111115831
I like you :)

>>111115580
> They thought I was white.

https://youtu.be/qIGjr3MuL3g

>>111114889

nah m8

oi uyr rubush

bloody chav

>>111114728
/game set and match !

>>111116588
one unddert percen british m8

my purse accentuates my hips

>>111092585
I'm a 6'5" manager at Burger King with a 9.1 inch cock making over $135,000 per year.

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>>111117023

ming off uyr mesin wif da meyn streme meteor

>>111117678
kek

>>111114760
>>111115404
>>111114628

Why are German women like this?

>>111091780
I spent 2 years in Iraq
...as an infantryman
...before they got rid of don't ask don't tell

>>111091780
I'm raising my wife's son.

>>111108425
How do I increase my testosterone levels without injecting hormones?

>>111117678
135,000 a year for manager at burger king? HOW.....

>>111118083
America happened. They met in america when great grandma escaped germany to avoid war, but there were niggers here in the U.S and her daughter.. just met a nigger.... But you gotta realize they were much more civil back then. My grand is one of the most conservative person you will probably ever meet.

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>>111118387

dear serbia,

you are your wife's son

>>111091780
I watch anime.

>>111118435
Google : how to increase testosterone levels naturally.

What are you a nigger with no agency?

>>111114962

Coming from you....

>>111119044

please, the magyar are a simple people

while not understanding humour are extremely humourous, their gypsies notwithstanding

>>111118824
> escaped germany to avoid war

Treason to the Fatherland https://youtu.be/B9fuBh68zPE

Even worse.

I restore firearms. I sawed off a shotgun barrel, filed it nice and neat, and reblued it. Took me just 20 minutes, and I did it with a thrown-out back.

>>111119450
If you're a whitey in Uruguay, you have no room to talk shit, bud.

>>111092005

can you imagine becoming the meme for pussification of america?

i wonder how this pussy feels now

>>111113073
My family has been in the USA since 1614. How long has your family been in Uraguay?

You might not be rootless, but you are LESS.

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>>111091780

no thanks.

>>111107876
>initial D
>>111111110
£rekt
>>111118844
deep

>>111091780
I spent the last 25 minutes watching natsoc vids on /gif/

i miss carl's memes

ayoo kiddin me

>>111113865

You've got to be one stupid cunt, as Dan Pena would say.

So because there are many "nu males" in programming it is a bad career field?

You are probably unemployed like the rest of your country men.

>>111091780
>you have 10 seconds to bump a slide thread
4chan is just too easy for you shills

I squat and deadlift over 500 lbs each

>>111092497

I pee standing up and there is never a line.

>>111109138
>cucking a weak nu-male is "cheating"
I have no gf, you weak low-test cuck-apologist. If you can't hold onto your woman, that's a feminine trait.

>>111119767
One of my great-grandfather's on my mother's side fought in a little conflict called the Spanish civil war , you might have heard of it https://youtu.be/cBCfrJkQ114

>>111098344

we have pry bars, flat pieces of steel and flammable aerosols

>>111091780
I replaced the oil pressure sensor in my Tahoe without removing the intake manifold because I own appropriate tools.

Owning a full size SUV also means I'm not a numale.

>>111091780
i refilled my headlight fluid today

>>111120326
Since Conquista times on my father's side. We exterminated the Indians. You didn't. Checkmate gringo.

>voted for trump
>hasgunz
>do my own car maintenance
>tranny

nope

I own power tools

I just replaced my window regulator.

>>111107876
That dash is fucking godly. What car?

>>111108425
What's the best way to "learn to fight"?

I don't watch Steven Universe.

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>>111121449
>>111121338
>>111121286
>>111121239
>>111121211

wow don't know if anony else realized but the left margin quads are flowing tonight,

anti-kek btfo

great gets numyls

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>>111091780

I got a job at a post office. And filled out the hellish background information shit.

>>111121676
Learn Krav Maga (really brings home the point that the Jews have no honor , but still an effective system.)

Actually go out and fight.

It's not fucking rocket surgery.

>>111121923
He fought in the right side you tard.

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>>111091780
What the fuck is an 'air idle control'? Is it some American wizardry? Like space rockets and air conditioning?
Anyway I'm not a numale as I build fires, chop wood, own guns, go fishing and hunting, keep chickens, grow vegetables, make my own furniture and dress badly.
My gf adjusts my clothing. She has an eye for that sort of thing.

>>111121239
great grandfather fought for the nazi's, reunited with great grandmother after the war in the U.S, died in the U.S.

I own and operate a firearm.

>>111122604
Kudos.

I lick the cum from my wife's cunt after her bull is done fucking her.

While my wife sleeps in after her big night, I prepare her son's lunch and take him to school.

>>111091780

this is how liberals present their arguments lol

you cant even respond because its all inconherent

>>111091780
I own a pistol and I reload for it.

>>111122948
I know that's funny on an intellectual level , but on an emotional level it sickens me to my stomach.

Jesus Christ.

>>111091780
>air idle control
No one fucking calls it that. It's an "idle air control" valve

>reset
It's a fucking motor. It can't be reset, unless you have no IAC on your engine. If that's the case, your "reset" was probably unhooking your negative battery cable and hooking it back up.

Even the nu-est of numales can swing that, OP...

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>>111122233

he fought on all sides

>memetically validated

let not the left hand know what the right hand is doing