Brit/pol/ - ITS DISGUSTING Edition

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O8ClR86bSMg

There's no such thing as "WOMEN'S REPRODUCTIVE RIGHTS"

You have the responsibility not to get yourself pregnant in the first place. Full stop.

>unironically losing to Scotland
The absolute STATE of direland

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first for angloposting

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>ohh once in a while you'll find someone, who'll turn your world around, pick you up when you're feeling down, now nothing can change what you mean to me.

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>>111011644

Just been out to the shop to get some beer for the rugby.

Comfy times ahead.

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If you keep terrorists out of your country you create terrorism

>>111011760
Alcohol is degenerate


Sports are degenerate

>>111011519
"Alican Reilly"
Taigroach?

>>111000000

british digits for british shitposters

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>>111011760
What you drinking?

Reminder Brits are shit

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reminder: we're living in weimar germany without the SA to fight back

>>111011599
>I thought that was literally the point of your site
You're qa fucking idiot then. The point isn't to make another daily mash "brexiters are shit" site.
The point is to make a satire site that leans towards our politics. Write something taking the piss out of remoaners and you would have understood.

Not all articles will be like that. Hopefully it can have enough neutral pieces to draw in normies as well.
>>111011211
>http://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/762548/UK-must-engage-with-Russia-MILITARY-TO-MILITARY-in-chilling-threat-amid-global-tensions
Stuff like this in response to that story.
http://thedaily.online/post/2017/02/04/michael-fallon-vows-to-crush-russia-like-an-empty-coke-can

>>111011903
Rugby is God's own sport lad, don't be a faggot

What are Freddos?

>>111012587
Mini bars of chocolate shaped like a cartoon frog, some containing caramel, people constantly shitpost about how much they cost.

>>111012434
god I want brass knuckles so bad
>>111012451
I thought it was an ironic brexshitters site
Lemme type up another article for you
Seems like you want more dry sarcastic wit than straight up satire

>>111012558
Football > 400lb men pushing each other

>>111012665
How much do they cost?

>>111012666
Could you just get a shotgun license?

Reminder that Scotland are a shit meme team with eternal small team mentality and really bad attitudes

Reminder that Irecucks are unironically getting reamed by them despite this

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>>111012587
Pepe chocolate?

>>111012665
Cost 10p when I was a weee lad at school

>>111012728
Depends on where you go, in what quantity you buy them, sometimes they are around 40p, sometimes 60p

>>111012728
Seen them in tesco at 65 pence

>>111012761
GIB

>>111012728
I live in London so there is no way in the name of christ I could get a shotgun liscence

>>111012451
>http://thedaily.online/post/2017/02/04/michael-fallon-vows-to-crush-russia-like-an-empty-coke-can

its sad that a satire site has more charisma than any of our actual politicians have combined

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>>111012780
Sixty fucking pence???!!

>>111012773
>>111012780
>>111012828
>from 10p to 65p in a year
How does that happen?? Is the UK really northern Venezuela?

>>111012864
>I live in London
From what I understand, there's your problem. Why not rural Devonshire?

>>111012921
they're talking shite , they're 25p here iirc

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>>111012434
>Banning subhumans= fascism
When will they learn that FASCISM IS NOT A SYNONYM FOR RIGHT WING REEE

>>111012898
I'm pretty sure I saw an image on here of them costing 60p

>>111012921
No, over 12-15 year period.

taigs getting BTFO in the rugby

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>>111012665
Not to mention they bare more than a passing resemblance to a certain white nationalist hate symbol

>>111013002
dw i'm planning to move to somerset/wales/scotland/really down south at some point
basically anywhere I can be left the fuck alone to walk some hills

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GpsS1SKaqsE

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>>111013093

>>111013022
Fascism is a meaningless word that can be applied to anything they disagree with

>>111012921
They used to have 10p printed on the label but they stopped doing that and now corner shop pakis can charge whatever they like for them so it varies by how jewish they are
I think they're 30p by me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mqh4FGfKdNA

>>111012864

I know plenty of people who live in London with shotguns. Some rent houses or flats so store their guns at places like the Beretta shop.

I discovered The Young Ones recently.

I don't understand about two thirds of it. Any bongs able to help me out?

>>111013111
>Scotland
>Wales' built up areas are all shit, and YMCA lives there
Just live anywhere south of Birmingham and west of London

>>111013217
How easy is it to get shotgun licence in London, do you know?

>>111013158
Its also derived from the left wing so they really are quite handicapped.

>>111013296
It's about Hippies and Punks in the 70's, that's about it really

>still trying to meme Hogg into being called 'the danger man'
BBC is in dire need of new commentators

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Ehh? What's all that aboot?

>>111013217
>storing a gun anywhere but your own house
top shig/nep/kek/lel
>>111013305
somserset is the dream tbqh but i'd like to move to devon or plymouth as thats where my family is from

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>>111013333

my best getin10years

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>>111012921

>>111013296
What don't you understand lad?

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>>111013406
Just walk up to these lot and ask for one

Nice weather today lads :)

>>111013550
>hehehe bla'pewl
>[anecdote about nan mixing up achronyms]
>me dad were a dwaaarf
>[sweats profusely]
>bungaloows

>>111013406

Two people I know moved down then applied for one, one guy who lives in Soho and one in Blackheath.

>>111013601
gotta admit thats a good slogan

>>111013767
>Niggers
>Shotguns

Kek

>>111013767
I can get a hand gun from a slav, but I want a licence

>>111013646
For starters:

>Why does Rick have pigtails and write shit poetry?

>Why does Neil want to kill himself?

>Why do they have random bands playing in their house?

>Why would an airplane drop a bomb on their house?

>Nothing Mike says makes sense.

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>>111013907
What you sayin white boi?

>>111013997
Its a sitcom about punks...

What should my first car be? Im a 19 year old student with 20k savings (earned not inherited)

>>111014086
Does the guy on the right have a miniature crossbow?

>>111011448
Women were a mistake.

>>111013550

how based is kay?
at least from what i've seen he isn't as politically lefty cuck tier "comedian"

>>111014086
>Tfw once sparked a 6ft 3" coon

>>111014086
w-wagwan f.am i need to wet up a yout, nah what I mean?

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>>111014086
WE

>>111014138
Get a used car. Nothing fancy.

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>>111012744
> be strong Gaelic man who needs no Anglo.
> expect Ireland to win; don't follow rugby at all.
> check out E T E R N A L A N G L O propaganda feed of /pol/.
> find out from an A N G L O Ireland is being destroyed.
> feel bad.

And I was going out for birthday lunch tomorrow. . .

>>111014138

get the cheapest smallest engine possible
trust me, the insurance will merk you until age 25.
get 3rd party fire and theft, cheaper insurance
and get something with 5 seats, for epic roadtrips, many girls, transporting furniture etc.

basically an old nissan micra

and to look cool all you have to do is blaze sick tunes out the speakers and get a flame decal or something.

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>>111014324

>>111014249
Im thinking of a vw polo or something 1.4 litre

Probably like 2006-2010

Or maybe one of those skodas if theyre decent, im not a badge snob

Theres a 2000 subaru in scotland for 1.5k but it costs a lot to insure and black boxes are jewish tricks

>>111014138
How'd you get 20k?

Globalism is driven by wealthy capitalists who through said wealth elevated themselves beyond national interests yet retained, and continue to acquire, undue influence over nations and their rulers.

You can obviously link the beginning of this back to the ends of monarchism and the beginnings of Equality as a social concept. They have used the appearance of equalised influence and power (i.e Democracy) to dodge rebuke and share blame for any ills with the electorate when before they at least depended upon the tolerance of Kings (even if they were far from immune themselves)

A national tyrant is ultimately better than international tyrants who indiscriminately ravages nations and their people because their interests lie nowhere in particular.

>>111013997
It's almost parody or satire.

They took all the most ridiculous, out of touch stereotypes old people held about students in the 70s and 80s and wrote a comedy about a group of students who are actually exactly like that.

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>>111014324
Must have aryan blood

>>111014518
*drools*

>>111014103
>>111014566
Thanks, lads. I'll try to get with the spirit of it.

>>111014403
this
bang this out at 2am outside the chicken shop and you'll have the backseat of your car stained and smelling fish in a heartbeat
https://murkyrips.bandcamp.com/track/ready
play it from from 1 min 40

>>111014403
>3rd party fire or theft

This is a retarded idea for your first vehicle.

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How long until London is completely annexed, lads?

Honestly feel like something quite as significant as that will throw out more red pills than we could ever hope to.

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>>111014518
>>111014642
Fuck me, so it's not even just a meme. . .

>>111014403
I actually used to work in insurance for 2 years and thats just totally wrong
Its just like its just like wrong
Its not true!

>>111013296
>>111014678
You can't, people pretend to enjoy and understand it to begin with - 70s comedy is tasteless rubbish pushed by Peter Pan revolutionaries, discard it and stick to late 80s/90s/early 00s

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>>111014324
There is still hope.

Give yourselves up willingly and you may yet be spared.

>>111014532
Working after leaving school, living with parents and not spending

Went back to college cause i hated my job and wanted to do something more interesting

>>111014138
go LOCAL

a car thats only had one old lady owner
good condition
about £5k

>>111014521
get one without a computer in it, im thinking 2000 or earlier.
that way if things go wrong it's easy to fix, you dont need to reset the onboard.
i had no end of issues when a fiat punto got glitches in its computer, sometimes wouldnt start, showed up warning lights and it was all a (n expensive) glitch
old school vehicles you can mallet the starter to get it going without much power, and any garage can repair

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just leaving this here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qfAqtFuGjWM

>>111014775
>he doesn't even do a simple google
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_exports_of_the_United_Kingdom

>>111014797
Bearing in mind early 80s was still a hangover period for the genre

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>>111014842
> Anglos consume the Aryan of his blood.
> snack on Gaelic blood when low.
> Irish bones crushed and put into Freddies.

Not buying it, you crumpet merchant.

>>111014521
>2006-2010
You might not even need something that recent. I have a late 90s Toyota that's still going reliably. I guess you guys have more expensive gas so fuel economy is a bigger concern though.

>>111014678
Just don't expect any kind of intellectual humour from it, it's basically nonsense

Have a few beers and watch one or two episodes at a time, that's the only way to enjoy it

>>111014797
>NYPD talking bollocks again
The Young Ones ran in the mid 80s not the 70s

>>111014966
MIA rip off tbqh

>>111015023
But for the meme to actually work, it's got to be imports, not exports.

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>>111014783

insurance is a fucking con
i (23) pay more than the price of my vehicle per year. now have to sell the vehicle as i lost my job over winter.
tis fucked.

although, pic somewhat related

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>>111014797
Did you just disregard all of Monty python and fawlty towers?

>>111014949
Enjoy your weekly service and failing every MOT

>>111015130
except MIA is shit and charli has banging production

>>111012587
A method of currency.

>>111015143
>i (23) pay more than the price of my vehicle per year
What the fuck? How is that possible?

>>111015119
>The Young Ones is a British sitcom, broadcast in the United Kingdom from 1982 to 1984
>1982
>Bearing in mind early 80s was still a hangover period for the genre

>>111015169
It's shite.

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>>111015056
You will give us your Eireyan BLOOD.

>>111014966
>That coon
>That music

But god damn that body T H I C C

>>111015175

yuhuh, currently failing my mot. 130k miles, 18 years old = rustbucket

>>111015227
uk m8

>>111015169
I can't stand either
Dude, Jesus' willy and walking in a very silly manner lmao, saying "niggers" on TV lol HOLY FUCK SJWS BTFO!!! etc etc

It's just boring. Yes, we get it, conservatism is shit, religion is shit, and Britain is shit and all British people are shit, now could you please stop pissing all over us

CIVIC NAZI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FaCHBmGWcBc

Trying to decide which I'd prefer

Ireland actually, genuinely, unintentionally losing to Scotcucks
OR
Scotcucks pulling out the biggest choke of all time

>>111013557
>Devon or Plymouth
>or
What did he mean by this?

>>111015395
>uk m8
that's shit m8

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why are Mosley's books so expensive lads?

>>111011887
>Keeping Muslims out is a countdown to them becoming terrorists

Really makes you fink

>>111015335
watch the music vid
>dat second outfit when she standing next to the car and the dance she does
my
fukken
dick

>>111013193
haha

>>111012864
Muay Thai and Ju Jitsu will deal with most of your problems m8

>>111015402

How can you not see the irony

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>>111015596
>Muay Thai and Ju Jitsu

>>111015596
I can already throw a punch tbqh but i'd LOVE knuckle dusters just to make it more satisfying

>>111015402
What did you think about Citizen Smith?

>>111011211
>Michael Fallon: Britain needs to engage "military to military" with Russia
FFS.

Ex-British Army here. British military is in an absolute shit state. Far too small to be fit for purpose - last time we had basic, minimum, manpower and ships was before the Labour scum in 1997. Though that's not to say Tories are any better as they were cutting our military throughout 90s and 00s as well. But regardless 1997 we still had decent sized Navy and RAF and Army with appropriate (minimum) manning levels.

>B-b-but UK has superior military technology
Maybe, maybe not. If we do, it's nowhere near superior enough to counter the tiny size of our remaining Armed Forces vs the far greater size of the Russian Armed Forces.

>M-m-m-muh NATO
If US is involved then yeah, we'd hide behind them. If US isn't involved NATO is fucking worthless. French maintain a decent military but beyond that you've got only the Danish and Dutch special forces (decent) and lots of barely trained manpower that looks sizable on paper but has no real experience of fighting. Also lots of equipment that is poorly maintained and which cannot be adequately supplied in any serious conflict. Bundeswehr, for example, has decent strength on paper but isn't capable of doing any serious operations.

>B-b-but muh superior UK training - most professional forces in the world!
Our training isn't that great. Our equipment is poor and generally outdated. Our morale is non-existent. A huge number of the more experienced guys with experience of Aghan/Iraq have either signed off or been cut.

>B-b-b-but muh patriotism will carry the day!
Plenty of patriots in the military still. And for that reason they despise our own government, our establishment elites, and are generally sympathetic to Russia. Enthusiasm for any potential conflict with Russia would exist only amongst political scum with delusions of grandeur and other filth like Guardian journalists who've invented a fantasy world in which Putin=Hitler.

>>111015596
Fuck you lad

Tai Chi and Yoga master race

>>111015899
zumba and wii fit true master race here

>>111015796
Haven't watched it in years and I never saw much of it but it can't be that bad if it was made by John Sullivan
Main character looks like an inspiration for Rodney in the early series of OFAH

>>111015829
Sad that we're never going to be able to improve the military because of 'muh socialism'. I hate the idea of war with anyone but you must have a strong military just in case.

>>111015498

Because nobody buys them, tbqh.

Will buy them myself eventually, but I have Evola's works to power through and the Ignatius New Testament.

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>>111015829
would the military help the next hitler into power?

There are so many Brits on this website that so naively accept Yank propaganda without question

Just realised I haven't drunk beer in over a year

>>111016048
Pleb tastes, lad.

Autistic Astral Meditation master race here.

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>>111016203

>>111015829
>plenty of patriots

Who were you with? I recall the vast majority of squaddies being completely apathetic to everything but beer, football and shagging

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>>111016203
/pol/ is lost, but you can still fight back the tide here

>>111011211
Im watching a live march in england of people saying trump go to hell blah balh.. wtf england... and to not build the wall. Why do british liberal fucks marching for immigrants think they have any right to tell americans about our country?

Its like all woman chanting for refugees....

This is live on youtube i think its in manchester.

>>111016231
Did I mention i'm a black belt both air guitar and rockband? Don't fuck with me unless you wanna get banged in the jaw by a sick riff

>>111015783
Knuckle dusters are a shit weapon m8 and you get harsher punishment than carrying a knife. Might aswell carry a knife

>>111015169
Rightfully so. Why am I not surprised you like them?

>>111016271
>he still accepts media bias

>>111016206
It's only February mate

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>>111016271

Saw a bunch in Oxford this morning. Could've spat at the cunts.

>>111016126
>Sad that we're never going to be able to improve the military because of 'muh socialism'.

The attitude of British socialists to the military is one of the things that most clearly shows their inherent contempt for the working class.

Regardless of how pacifist you may be, the military is an incredible option for working class lads to access training, discipline, lifeskills and careers that they would otherwise never access. It's also perfectly compatible with socialist economic policies - the government spending to 'create jobs and support industry' - but every chance they get they cut it so they can piss more money up the wall on welfare.

Keep poor people poor and welfare dependent and they'll reliably vote socialist. Give them decent working class jobs and while there's every chance they'll vote socialist there's also the danger that their pride, independence and patriotism will lead to too much wrongthink and voting otherwise.

>>111016439
He can't even defend himself, like every other "I am British! I love fish and chips, cups of tea, top hats and Monty Python" faux-nationalist mong he's probably watched fuck-all of the show except for the best of the best youtube clips

>>111016144
>would the military help the next hitler into power?
Probs not. Not relevant given Putin is 'the next Hitler' only the demented imaginations of wankers living in Islington, Camden and Bloomsbury.

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>>111016271
>implying libtards aren't citizens of the world and don't consider america their rightful clay

>>111016271
they dont realise theresa may already built a wall in calais and have been indoctrinated by the bbc (news) and the guardian from day dot just as your ccn consuming liberals have

but the conditioning will break soon
>>111016426
Maybe I already do :^)
I was thinking bout carrying a padlock just incase a paki gets brave though. Works the same as knuckle duster p mcuh

>>111016444

Some dude with a phone is streaming it

>>111016473
It's acutally more, like 1.5 years, I'm more of a vodka guy. Shall I get 4 cans, wat-ya think?

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>>111011211
Why the fuck is the Welsh government fighting Brexit?

We voted out REEEEEEE

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Got an offer from Oxford lads. Anyone here ever studied there? I was wondering if it and Cambridge were just as much of a cesspit of libtards as other Unis. At least my debt will be somewhat worth it.

>>111015404
GLR was not civic you actual idiot

>>111016761

its a cult

but cults heavily benefit those within them

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>>111016723
>Monmouth votes Remain and Tory
Take it back, we don't want it

>>111012864
http://www.pellpax.co.uk/airguns/air-pistols/co2-powered-air-pistols/sig-sauer-p250-177/14814

Get this and aim for the throat.

>>111016761
the only thing worse than an sjw libtard is a posh rich sjw libtard who feels utterly superior as he studied at oxford and knows better than everyone

>>111013997
Well, it's filled with cultural references that people in their twenties understood in the late seventies and early eighties.

1. He is lampooning lefty students who just discovered communism in their fresher year.

2. Because he's easily bummed out because he's a stoner.

3. Because the show was then classed as a multi-entertainment vehicle, a variety show, which meant they could get away with swearing and stuff like that, as per the broadcasting rules at the time.

4. So they didn't have to construct a story arc to end the show.

5. It's all abstract comedy, a reaction to the working men's club comedy of the time.

>>111016387
You think you can fuck with me?

I unironically watched the whole TWO seasons of Boku no Pico, with my dick erect throughout.
I've completed all the hello kitty games 110% too - and that was when I was drunk off baby cum.
I have over 6 million gold on reddit, just from posting MLP porn.
I'm the next step in evolution of man.
I am GOD!

>>111016884

Buy a paintball gun and freze the paintballs :)

>>111016263
>Who were you with? I recall the vast majority of squaddies being completely apathetic to everything but beer, football and shagging

Trade=CMT so bounced around different units with each posting.

Yeah, I'd agree with your general assessment although there's the usual underlying patriotism that goes with being working class British.

Those who took an active interest in politics, in my experience, varied a lot by party affiliation but were quite clearly more pro-Leave/anti-EU/sympathetic to Russia etc than the civilian average.

I've also noticed a lot more of the previously apthetic/drinking/rugby following lads becoming far more politically aware over the last few years - you noticed anything similar to that. Going from the guys I know Brexit seems to have switched a lot of lads on to politics.

>>111016723

>Ceredigion & Gwynedd

I know its a JUST county from all the fucking hippies and students, really a shame when its such a nice part of the country.

>>111016532
The armed forces problems are far more deeply rooted than purely funding, you could give the MoD and infinite budget and they'd still piss it up the wall.

>>111011211
>>Jeremy Corbyn expects an even bigger rebellion from his MPs over the actual triggering of Article 50
Of course he does. They don't respect him now.
http://thedaily.online/post/2017/02/04/jeremy-corbyn-to-punish-50-mps-who-defied-party-whip-over-article-50-by-sending-them-to-the-naughty-step

>>111016761
>tfw no Oxbridge gf
f-fuck off posh c-cunt

>>111011211
I didn't realize there were warmongers in bongistan politics

>>111016271
That's what you get for winning the culture war. Our youth have become Black Americans who know more of your plastic culture than any of ours, recent nonsense or the more firm foundations of our heritage.

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>>111016975
>I've completed all the hello kitty games 110% too

D O U G L A S


http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-essex-31112032

>>111016884
that looks pretty fucking dank tbqh
been looking into air guns for a while so i can shoot rodents :^)

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>>111016982
just reprogram the pub tv to play this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Vekf_2952U

and there you have it

>>111016884
Bare in mind I don't think you can leave the gas cannister inside without it discharging over time so just keep the clip loaded and a gas cannister near by. Also get the pointed pellets. Shot the intruder many times in the neck with them, then lock yourself in the bathroom while they choke/bleed to death.

Also get ready to do 10 years in prison for standing up for yourself and not submitting like a good goy.

>>111017133
I originally wanted one cause i had mice but the pellets might have bounced and hit a window.

>>111017055
Take a holiday to Oxford or Cambridge Ameribro, pretty sure you could spear a Hermione Granger qt if you're confident enough to talk without sperging

>>111016982
I've been out a while now, but my mates who are still in don't seem to care a great deal.

>>111017088
>warmongers

The Soviets are as clear a danger as they every were. We have to be ready to fight them on the ground, the European countries are very weak.

>>111017095
Nah, the upper classes (patricians) of the world have been enlightened by Britain's culture; the under class (subhumans) have fallen to America's culture.

>>111016761

Which college and what are you studying?

There's definitely libtards in Oxford, but you're not *completely* surrounded by them. Unless you're at Wadham, which is a non-binary gender cult.

Fuck Wadham.

Ps. Hertford has terrible food.

>>111017039
>The armed forces problems are far more deeply rooted than purely funding, you could give the MoD and infinite budget and they'd still piss it up the wall.
100% Agree. A considerable amount of money is spent 'on defence' - as the politicians always point out - but it gets wasted horribly. We could easily have a proper military again without increasing spending.

The value of the med kit I personally binned during my time in due to incompetent use of resources was enormous. And then when you consider the salaries of those who work in any given RHQ - and how many smaller units (I'm thinking particularl Medical Regts/Field Hospitals due to my experience with them) could easily be combined under a single RHQ with no loss in operational flexibility, but immediate savings through not having a CO/RSM/2IC/Adj etc running a 'regiment' of 200 odd bods would be considerable.

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any junglist massiv ITT?

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5_sJWCphX9c

>>111017408

Does the MoD have the issue of being run by civil servants as opposed to actual "soldiers", for want of a better word?

>>111017395
Pemrboke, to do Oriental Studies. Bit of a lame subject but it got me in nonetheless. I heard Wadham is the one that hangs rainbow banners out of it's medieval windows and is full of glory holes. Glad I wasn't put there.

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>http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-38859824
>I'll be back

WHAT DID DAVE MEAN BY THIS?

>>111013244
Sports direct mug is the best bit of this picture

>>111017314
If the European countries are weak, why are they a danger; maybe you're referencing the Euro army nonsense?

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Tis but a scratch XDDDD

I TIP MY FEDORA TO YOU SIR


How was this ever funny?

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>>111017549
He never left

>>111017415
What? The countries adjacent to Russia are military weaklings. The French to one side there is no suggestion that the other European nations would even attempt to defend themselves, they would in all likelihood just fold and accept Soviet occupation.

The Germans hosting US forces is a different issue. With Trump in office he and Putin would probably come to some sort of agreement to share out the European states.

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>>111017408
>>111016532

>It is mankinds curse that their leaders all to often forget that their strength does not lie with the regiments and the platoons or the cannons and the tanks but rather within the people, the idealistic belief of a people the unity of a people, that is the strength that ultimately matters in the end
>t. guess who

>>111017543
>Oriental Studies

I'll have extra large fries please. :^)

>>111016634
>I was thinking bout carrying a padlock
Better option, if caught with a knuckle duster there is no way to blag why you have it where as a knife or padlock and chain can be

IMPORTANT UK POLITICS POLL:

> https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLScrj_BWKsJzUVficTG3sUyRLF1hGRS_-j34Aj2q9NSoTw66yg/viewform

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>>111017801
>1PBTID

>>111017635
And the thing is, that was one of their better moments.

This is one of the worst ones https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IqhlQfXUk7w
This too https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oj8RIEQH7zA

>Scuckland blow a 16 (SIXTEEN) point lead at home
p o t t e r y

>>111017543

A lot of the students in Wadham get put in Wadham because it's their 2nd choice and they're in the pool. Can't remember the term for it.

>Oriental Studies.

Don't want to be too rude about it, but frickin' why?

For the most part, it's not too bad here. I like the town. Has the odd moment where you realsie there's a libtard amongst you. Eg. 2nd year Chemist saying "Look at all the pictures, it's all old white men!" and then I remembered "typical bloody teuton".

Purple Turtle is a hole.
Jazz Society's pretty cool.
As is Rocksoc, though a lot of the people in are cucked.

>>111017767
Oriental Studies from Oxford desu. A relative of mine did some niche subject there nothing to do with law but ended up earning six figures at some US law firm who found him first. Oxford opens doors.

>>111017088
Have you heard of Churchill?

>>111017408
That and they operate like any gov arm, waste all their budget on expensive nonsense, such as refurbing ships with uncertain futures rather than actually identifying areas of need, such as inadequate search equipment for everyone outside of EoD/Talisman/Brimstone

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>>111017801
Hmmmmmm

I'll pass on that one GCHQ

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>tfw mate unironically says we need more women in parliament because they are less aggressive than men

I don't even know where to begin with this level of cuckery

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>Copeland
>Literally ALWAYS been a Labour seat
>Tories are favourites

Explain this
Is it because of the nuclear power?

>>111017942
Wanted to do a language, liked the idea of the year abroad. Pretty wide-stretching, as in it has history, literature, all kinds of stuff in it too. Thinking of working for the Diplomatic Corps when I leave, so it'll be useful for that.

>>111016723
>Leaving the EU was disasterous for the Welsh economy
>government is now trying to force to leave the EEA without a mandate
>Welsh government and economy relies on the single market so is fighting back from a potential catastrophe

>>111018032

With giving him a fucking slap, lad.

>>111018032
Not so, women who go into politics are not feminine as they choose a violent, stressful, power-seeking career over nurturing children

They're just as aggressive, only more hysterical

>>111018032
we need more whites in parliament because they are less aggressive (and stupid) than blacks

Just popping in to say "PAKIS OUT" lads.

Carry on, thanks.

>>111018058
>Is it because of the nuclear power?

It is because of Jeremy Corbyn.

>>111010041
>>111010041

kek

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>>111018058
>Liberal Democrat 40/1
Free money

>>111018201
Based

>>111017869
>Used to laugh when I was little and seen this on the telly
>Look at it now and wonder how I laughed at it

>>111017408
What is the opinion on Trident in the military? I'm of the opinion we should scrap it and spend more on conventional forces.

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>>111017635
>"""comedy"""
>the masses
no i don't get why half of these memes are funny either

theres a cadbury shop near me where you can buy freddos in bulk
think theyre about 25p each if you do that

>>111018241
I honestly think most people only like it because they've been conditioned to.

>>111018203
ok someone has been consuming BBC anti-corbyn right wing bias lmao

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>>111014518
Where do we get our diamonds from???

>>111018363
Get me some

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>>111013244
>tfw /brit/ has the best pepe OC

>>111018421
It is perfectly possible for the BBC to have both anti-Corbyn and left-wing biases

http://www.strawpoll.me/12267264

http://www.strawpoll.me/12267264

http://www.strawpoll.me/12267264

http://www.strawpoll.me/12267264

http://www.strawpoll.me/12267264

>>111017950
You're not wrong but there's more to it than the piece of paper. You also need the right personality to sell it and the ability to forge connections and clearly assert value.

Not really qualities that are regularly seen in these parts.

>>111018394
You give tinfoilers a bad name.

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>>111018554
>No Lib Dems

>>111018077

Fair enough, I suppose.

Nice to know there's other /pol/tards here besides me, too.

>>111018136
That was my initial gut feeling. I mean if you're going to come out with that sort of emasculated nonsense, why not just get on hormone replacement and transition already. You've already surrendered your masculinity.

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>>111018574
True, that remains to be seen. I'm actually a friend of the tripfag Meme Merchant, who usually comes on here to blogpost and trigger YMCA. He's taking a year off I think to apply for PPE. Don't know if maymay merchant will make it through interview though.

>>111018394
I watches a MP clip on YouTube the other day, I think it was the one were everyone is turning into Scotsmen and someone made a comment about it not being funny, and can someone explain it to him then a mass of chained comments saying more or less the same thing
>"you need us to explain why Monty fucking Python is funny?!"

>>111018598
Rubbish, conditioning is entry-level stuff, especially when it comes to something as juicy as anti-pre-60s-establishment humour

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>>111018554
>tories win copeland

>>111018661
I was surprised there was someone here to be honest. Thanks for the info, all the times I've visited it didn't seem like a liberal hell hole, at least not to the degree of the ones in Londanistan I visited.

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>>111018761
>being friends with that's mongo

kek

>>111018598
>what is societal pressure and conditioning
If you don't like Monty Python, you're not British and you have no sense of humour. It's objectively funny, if you think otherwise you're either an uncultured Yank or stupid.

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>>111018926
Hope the Tories win neither and that their smugness gets stopped in its tracks tbqh
Corbyn will lose whatever the result is

>Labour LOSES Copeland by-election in shock Conservative victory

>Labour ALMOST LOSES Copeland by-election in shock Conservative swing

>Labour BARELY INCREASES MAJORITY in Copeland by-election despite being in opposition

>>111018944
Known him since Primary School. I was actually the one who told him about /pol/ to be honest so I'm to blame if you have it in for him.

>>111018926
you'd prefer Labour over the Tories?

>>111018876
Okay paki. You explain in what way that other poster thought Monty Python is only funny due to conditioning.

>>111018944
Is that Eggman now?

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Maybe we should support labour after all, they're a changed party

and we wouldn't want the blairites, i mean tories unopposed for decades do we?

>>111018761
>TFW so working class your first thought was Personal Protection Equipment

>>111019162
How many times must we go over this?

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>>111018554
>tfw still holding on to the hope UKIP steal Stoke
I know it looks dire, especially with Nutts investigation but I feel they might pull through miraculously

>>111018761
>Being friends with Meme Merchant

I feel sorry for whoever has to experience that

>>111019162
see
>>111019222

>>111019195
Yeah

The blackpill hit him hard

>>111019162
Who is worse - The traitor within or the enemy at the gates? Don't be a dafty

>>111019222
Some upsides like rail nationalisation are hardly worth supporting a party that still hates you and your heritage and wants to choke the life out of it

>>111019264
>>111019305
Isn't the Tories soft conservatism better than open borders though?

>>111019274
if he doesn't win this country is utterley fucked, even though we say that every time an election comes

>>111019249
Not sure if you're baiting senpai but Politics, Philosophy and Economics at Oxford. The shit Dazza Cameron was a prodigy at. If Meme Merchant manages to miracle his way on to that course he might well be an MP by the time he's 50.

Why do you cucks kneel before a monarch?

Don't you want to be free?

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>>111019387
>soft conservatism
Last (You) you're getting from me considering the anon earlier already posted the graph and that the Tories LITERALLY OUTDID A PARTY WHOSE POLICY WAS TO HAVE THE BORDERS AS OPEN AS POSSIBLE >>111019222

>>111019387
>tories
>not open borders

Lol, more immigrants under Cameron than Blair, despite him promising multiple times to reduce it drastically

>>111018938

S'alright, mate.

Ps. Cowley's quite "enriched".

>>111016916
/thred

>>111019120
>what is societal pressure and conditioning

Yes faggot, it's the conditioning part there you have to explain, not just restate "muh conditioning".

What deliberate conditioning took place in the seventies to make Monty Python funny, where it otherwise isn't?

I mean I could say the same thing about any comedy. We have societal pressure to find things funny.

>>111019506
>>111019539
Theresa is different to David Cameron you KEKS

She knows the public hate immigration and she's going to be the next iron lady.

Just wait.

>>111019468
I know what you meant, but my first reaction was to stare blankly at my screen.

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>>111019407
To be fair it is very possible they could lose as a result of this investigation, which I feel is a last ditch attempt to sour their campaigning and possible lead there

Hell apparently even the BNP are trying to sabotage them there

HAHAHAHAHA

WEST BRITAIN ETERNALLY BTFO

>>111019638
This is bait

Good article on liberal/progressive secularism and how it tramples on the divine in favour of pure materialism, lads

https://westcoastrxers.com/2017/01/21/be-wary-of-postmodern-theology/

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>>111019638
>Theresa May is BASED
she contradicts herself constantly and has yet to deliver anything

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>>111012279

We really are.

I'm sort of ashamed to be British tbqh

>>111019462
who wouldnt wanna wake up to that?

>>111019638
Why make it so obvious that you've been baiting this entire time?

>>111019717
>BNP
>worth even mentioning
>ever

>>111015783

A 10mm thick brass barstock, a drill, and a template off the internet

>>111019860
the_donalds don't know how to bait anymore

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>>111019143
Imagine being one of the founding members of the Labour party and seeing the state of it today. Imagine being a Trade Unionist who grew up in the hardship of the mines, who saw family members and friends killed due to unsafe conditions, who decided to create a party that will fight for the rights of the working man.

Imagine being transported through time to 2017 and seeing your beloved party being overrun by Muslims, international millionaires who have never worked a day in their lives, insane middle class university students who hate poor people, rabid anti-semites and Diane Abbott.

You would want to vomit with rage.

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Watching the women's six nations lads?

>>111019792
tldr

>>111019996
no
>women BTFO

>>111019820
Dairy milk is 4/10 at best

Fuck freddos

>>111019948
>rabid anti-semites
Literally nothing wrong with that you kike faggot


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>>111019820
>5p

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>>111019948
>imagine being a literal tory cuck setting up a party for a laugh and seeing it turn out to entirelly fight against the tories

>>111019895
I know, but it's obvious to tell there are powers that are deathly afraid of UKIP gaining any tiny bit of ground if the BNP suddenly appear out of nowhere to try and sabotage even if the party is an utter state

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>>111020031
It's for the wrong reasons though.

>>111019638
Theresa had absolute power to reduce immigration when she was Cameron's foreign secretary

Nit ONCE did she use that power to lessen immigration

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>>111011211
Why do you fags like Karen so much?
She's canonically mixed race, further proof tat Alice is objectively best.