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/AfD/ General - <Lügenpresse> EDITION

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This thread is about the German elections 2017
in particular the party Alternative for Germany (AfD)

BASICS
>Who are the AfD?
https://youtu.be/xLQ24_RypyY
>Program
https://www.alternativefuer.de/wp-content/uploads/sites/7/2016/07/2016-06-20_afd-kurzfassung_grundsatzprogramm_webversion.pdf
https://www.alternativefuer.de/wp-content/uploads/sites/7/2016/05/2016-06-27_afd-grundsatzprogramm_web-version.pdf
>Donations
https://www.alternativefuer.de/spenden/
https://afdmitmachen.de/

AfD VIDEOS
>60 Genders - AfD's Steffen Königer gives the Greens a Reality Check
https://youtu.be/SAHvLAJ-5aQ
>Frauke Petrys New year speech
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vJzerMo5Fuc
>Frauke Petry in hart aber fair
https://youtu.be/hF9gAw2nbn0
>Petry's Interview on NATO, Refugees, Sharia, Turkey and Borders
https://youtu.be/8eLugvZJ0nE
>AfD MEP on Trump's victory
https://youtu.be/nxrDxAKaJKQ

RECENT NEWS
>Björn Höcke reveals powerlevel
http://www.spiegel.de/politik/deutschland/bjoern-hoecke-zentralrat-der-juden-ist-empoert-ueber-rede-des-afd-politikers-a-1130520.html
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sti51c8abaw&feature=youtu.be&t=3417
>66-year-old imprisoned for hatespeech
http://www.breitbart.com/london/2017/01/18/66-year-old-german-sentenced-anti-migrant-leaflets/
>SPD demands taxation of non-vegan food
https://www.heise.de/tp/features/Umweltbundesamtspraesidentin-SPD-fordert-hoehere-Besteuerung-nichtveganer-Lebensmittel-3589118.html

OTHER STUFF
>Meme Collection
https://postimg org/gallery/13dw1v50q
>Einzelfall Map
https://www.google.com/maps/d/viewer?mid=1_rNT3k2ZXB-f9z-2nSFMIBQKXCs&hl=en_US
>(((polls)))
http://www.wahlrecht.de/umfragen/index.htm

TASKS
>find or create a friendly guide for voting
>create usable memes (Germany is very Nazi-phobic)
>spell-check memes
>spread memes
>ignore the shills

Previous Thread: >>107969728
OP text: pastebin needed
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SOCIAL MEDIA
>kikebook
/alternativefuerde/?fref=ts
/Dr.Frauke.Petry/?fref=ts
>twitter
/afd_bund?lang=en
/FraukePetry
>jewtube
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdroYqaHMrTY1feMaPP_u0g/videos
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCAeThck8foEfNQKSW23FvPg/videos
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCh9iesiY7UG_22_ONWCgUHA/videos


>redpilled german channels
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY2_-tzLbLj81LPWE3hniNA/videos
https://www.youtube.com/user/iprotestblog
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AFD PROGRAM 1/3

DEMOCRACY
>more direct democracy
>small state
>seperate branches of government more
>change party finance laws
>smaller parliament
>term limits
>direct election of the president
>reduce lobbyism
>penalize wasting tax money

EUROPE
>restore more sovereignty for EU members
>referendum on the Euro
>don't pay for foreign banks

SECURITY
>strengthen police
>remove party influences from justice system
>harsher punishment for attacks on cops
>victim protection instead of perpetrator protection
>keep arm laws as they are
>no privacy for perpetrators
>fight organized crime
>secure German borders

FOREIGN POLICY
>reform UN
>make NATO defense-only
>strengthen OSZE
>strengthen the military
>no EU army
>restore mandatory military service
>reform foreign aid

LABOUR / SOCIAL
>reform labour agency
>keep minimum wage
>give money to families with children
>make gibmedats progressive, so working will always yield more

FAMILY
>traditional family
>more children instead of mass immigration
>give money to families with children (again)
>counter declining population with more automation
>stop discrimination of full time mothers
>help single parents
>welcome culture for newborns and unborns

CULTURE
>keep German culture, language and identity
>leading German culture instead of muliculturalism
>remove party influences from art
>remove the public broadcasting fee
>Islam doesn't belong to Germany
>stop foreign financing of mosques
>burqa ban
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AFD PROGRAM 2/3

SCIENCE / EDUCATION
>stop funding of gender studies
>remove bachelor/master and restore old diploma system
>no single school for all students, because talents are different
>strengthen displicine in students
>no political indoctrination in schools
>no inclusion of potatos in normal schools, keep "special" schools
>close quran schools
>no special rights for muslim students
>no gender mainstreaming or early sexualization
>no genderneutral language
>no gender quotas

IMMIGRATION
>no immigration through asylum
>get the deportations going
>remove the benefits
>stop poor Europeans from coming here
>controlled immigration by qualitive measures
>integration is more than learning German
>transparency about the costs of immigrants
>transparency about the criminality of immigrants
>make citizenship harder to get

ECONOMY
>free market
>social economy instead of planned economy
>reform international currency politics
>high standards for trade deals
>reduce bureauocracy
>incentivize technology and innovation
>limit state subsidaries
>no privatization without referendum
>open source software and secure hardware
>secure communication as a civil right
>digitalize German literature
>strengthen consumer protection
>label food better and test all chemically engineered ingredients in long time studies
>no planned obsolescence
>test clothes and toys for harmful chemicals
>improve water treatment

FINANCE
>simply the tax laws
>higher untaxed minimum amount
>upper bound on taxation
>less taxes on families with children
>no tax on wealth, remove inheritance tax
>restore bank secrecy
>stop increasing national debt
>keep cash and don't limit its usage
>rethink our finance system (whatever that means)
>get our gold back home
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AFD PROGRAM 3/3

ENERGY
>ignore climate change, stop funding climate protection, stop fining carbon emissions
>stop prioritizing/funding solar and wind energy
>remove laws on energy saving
>stop funding bioenergy
>fracking has to be decided on by local referendum
>keep nuclear energy

NATURE
>reduce contamination of air, water and ground
>stop expanding wind energy
>stronger animal rights
>reduce antibiotica use on farm animals
>ban halal slaughter
>research gene food and therapy, but be careful about it use and prevent multinational corporations from owning our food
>less subsidies for farmers

INFRASTRUCTURE
>transparency for publicly funded building projects
>managing the roads is more important than big projects
>modernize train system
>higher speed limits
>some stuff about buildings and urban planning hard to translate
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>>108254292
Nice try Verfassungschutz.
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>>108253901
I want to see them kiss.
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>not voting npd
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Vote for CDU.
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>>108253901
You know I always see images of Le Pen, Geert, Petry but never with Nige

Why is that?

WHY DO EUROPEANS HATE US SO MUCH?
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>>108254513
> go vote for gary johnson, it's totally not a thrown away vote
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>>108253528
i didn't know germany held elections.
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>>108255197
>Anonymous
They're merely a formality.
Merkel's party wins every time.
Even after she destroyed Europe in 2015 she's still 20% ahead.

Black (Merkel's party) and Blue (Bavarian sect of Merkel's party) are pro-Merkel.

Red are the socialists.
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AWU~
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>>108253528
why are there two generals rn
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>>108255422
>Red are the socialists
Social-Democrats aren't really socialists. In fatc the SPD these days is the party of the bosses, because everyone that was really leftist joined the Linke.
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>>108253528
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>>108254808
Nigel is no right-wingers
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>>108253901
Why wont she grow her hair back?
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REMINDER PETER PORKER HAS BEEN B L A C K E D
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>>108253528
Hi There, Who is the German Geert Wilders?

And when are the elections?
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>>108258156
So that enemies couldnt pull her hair.
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Bump for my German brothers.
Good luck next election.
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>>108255883
Get out commie.

NfD is our choice! Good luck, Deutschland!
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Now is not the time
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>>108258476
>Hi There, Who is the German Geert Wilders?
Frauke Petry or Björn Höcke

>And when are the elections?
Late september probably.
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will afd win?
i know i will vote for them but i'm in nrw and so i'm the minority
shit is sad
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>>108259878
Agitate your relatives and friends
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>>108259408
Ok, good luck AfD then, Deutschland uber alles
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>>108259408
>Björn Höcke
He is quite a bit further to the right campared to Frauke. They(Frauke and the more centrist party members) might try to through him out of the party soon because he is alienating the more moderate voters.
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>>108260673
*throw
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>>108259878
Convince your family and friends.
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ENTSCHEIDE
DICH
FÜR
DIE

-

RECHTE SEITE
E
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>>108261728
Nice meme)
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>>108260673
well that's bullshit
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I demand more smurfs
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I've come to Germany from another EU country.
I have qualifications and work in an industry important enough that I should be able to easily receive a skilled worker visa from most countries.
What's happening in this country is horrifying. I've never seen people so hateful of themselves. I know quite a few people in a situation similar to mine and most share the sentiment. We want Germany to be safe and economically strong because it's in our interest - we work and live here too. We're not worried about getting "kicked out" or anything because even if Germany decided to leave the EU tomorrow our employers could arrange skilled worker visas without any problems.
I dare say there is a large group of non-Germans in Germany who would absolutely vote AfD if they could. How can we more actively support AfD?
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>>108261728
saved
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WTF! I hate Germany now!
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>>108261965
I agree.
Björn gave a speech this week which triggered MSM bigly and Frauke and some other more moderate party member started distanancing themself from him.
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>>108262397
You might as well take a look at their [spoiler]non existent [/spoiler] political concept
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>Have a political party ruling called the Christian Democratic Union
>Party expresses no interest in protecting Christianity
These people should burn
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>>108263837
Doesn't seem that non-existent to me.
I just wanted to live in Germany, not Turkey.
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>>108264134
>I just wanted to live in Germany, not Turkey.
Your Gramps should have fought for the axis then ;^)
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>>108264134
you have to go back
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>>108264134
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>>108264808
>>108264854
>reading comprehension
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>>108264629
>>108264808
>>108264854
That's the thing, I'm not Turkish. I've never even been to Turkey. After living for some time in Germany, I know I don't want to ever go to Turkey, I feel like I've already experienced it without having to go there.

>>108265462
Exactly.
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>>108253528
Is the guy on the pic that unfunny kike comedian Böhmermann?
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Hello, Kraut/bros/.

Generals are so much comfier than shitty American bait threads.

How are AfD doing? Are they /ourguys/? Can someone summarize their chances?
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>>108265838
You on the left, faggot
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>>108265838
They are what Merkels party should be or were many years ago.
And they should get around 20% if everything goes fine
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>>108258476
>Hi There, Who is the German Geert Wilders?
Merkel, because she is the same filthy kike like Wilders.
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>>108266566
What does that translate to? Seats in the Bundestag?
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>>108266812
Merkel are you drunk? The cunt is responsible for a lot of immigrants
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>>108265782
Yes.

>>108265838
>Can someone summarize their chances?
Doesn't realy matter this year, bc we gonna end up with 4 years of merkel anyway, tbqh. 2021 might be more important. But it would be nice to see them doing better then the social democrats. SPD butthurt would be amazing.

>Are they /ourguys/?
Höcke is pretty much /ourguy/, but there are also alot more moderat party member.
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>>108266852
Yes, they get amount of seats based on percentage on vote. Everything under 50% is opposition
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>>108267031
Is Frauke /ourgal/? Is she redpilled on the refugees.

>>108267042
I'll try and learn more. I hope Germany can save itself. Heil dir im Siegerkranz.
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>>108253901
Damn, her chest is a lot bigger than I thought
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>>108267405
There are some rumors she is preggo. Probably BS, though.

>>108267223
>Is she redpilled on the refugees.
Probably. Anti-refugee is their main topic atm.
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>>108267922
This will become a regular general, I think.

I now just move between the comfy generals - /afr/, /brit/ and /polder/.
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Is it true that Merkel hinted at banning the burqa?
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>>108268160
Maybe to grab some right leaning votes. Burqa ban is an non-issue imo. Won't get rid of the brown people.
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>>108255422

it looks like eastern Berlin is still the last stronghold of our struggle

>>108255883

Chill out bro, i`m pro-left, but i think that right turn is pretty good, cuz destruction of the EU is main thing right now, so then people will be disappointed by alt-retards so it will be time for real socialist
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>>108256876

>In fatc the SPD these days

SPD was never good
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>>108269060
The public will fall for it still
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>>108253821
>>counter declining population with more automation

>open source software and secure hardware
>stop prioritizing/funding solar and wind energy
>stop funding bioenergy
>stop expanding wind energy

Yea, that sounds terrible. The rest is kinda okay.
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>>108269151
>it looks like eastern Berlin is still the last stronghold of our struggle
It is. Many middle aged people still speak better Russian than English here.
That said, the most popular languages are Arabic and Turkish anyway.
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>>108269748
>>counter declining population with more automation
>>stop prioritizing/funding solar and wind energy

What's wrong with that?
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The New Europeans
>Doctors
>Engineers
>Rocket Scientists
>Truck Drivers
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>>108270542
>Doctors
>Engineers
>Rocket Scientists
>Truck Drivers

At least they got the last one right.
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>REPORT IN MY FELLOW MOUNTAINNIGGERS!
REPORT IN MY FELLOW MOUNTAINNIGGERS!

We have to help the Flachlandfaggots (and the Bayerns) getting their country back.
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>>108270972
The real jobs are actually:

Gynecologist
"Physical" Therapist
Kebab
Truck Driver
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>>108270245
If you like it or not, wind and solar energy creates a ton of jobs. There is no reason to stop funding it.
Just because you don't believe in climate change doesn't mean that other means of energy aren't needed.

And what is wrong about more automation? Well, we can't avoid automation either way but in the end, we will just lose jobs on mass. Unless there is an unconditional base income, many people will end up unemployed, with little money and eventually start rioting. I don't want people in the government that already plan on advancing automation.

Face it, the average German nowadays classifies as Untermensch and is not needed anymore. I prefer to see them busy in their little unneeded jobs instead of giving them too much free time.
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>>108271312
Don't you guys have problems of your own?

You failed to elect Hofer, after all.
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Also it's embarassing to see the AfD trying to copy meme magic. Many of the american issues simply don't exist here.

It's cringy as fuck and does more damage than good.

AfD talking about 60 genders? Well, I've got news for you. It's not a german issue, no one believes in that crap here.
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>>108272247
This

They need to get LOCAL
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>>108271705
Did uncle Adolf just gave up and cried after the Ostfront fell? No FFS. He believed into the Endsieg until the very end.
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>>108272247
That will be why the right wing resurgence fails, if anything. People trying to imitate Trump.

>>108272501
When is your next shot at redemption?
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>>108272795
Maybe new parliament elections during this year instead of next one. Socialists and Neocons coalition is a clusterfuck and becoming unstable. Cuckservatives in neocon party trying to position themselves as right wing already and on open confrontation with socialists.
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>>108272501
And then he lost the war. What's your point, kraut?
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>>108273305
This. I heard the Socialist in Spain for example are completely retarded and tearing themselves apart on the local levels in some places.
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>>108273305
FPO surge?
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>>108272795
>When is your next shot at redemption?

probably this year if things go as they are. Both ruling parties are train wrecks, Chancellor is a wannabe "topmanager" never actually managed a private owned company (only state owned and also left a trainwreck there) and no progress at all only hot air.

If they somehow muddle through the next elections are in 2018.
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>>108271577
>Just because you don't believe in climate change
A lot of implications here but thanks for the insight.

>And what is wrong about more automation? Well, we can't avoid automation either way but in the end, we will just lose jobs on mass. Unless there is an unconditional base income, many people will end up unemployed, with little money and eventually start rioting. I don't want people in the government that already plan on advancing automation.

I see your point. I see automation as an issue which may kill the Fachkräftemangel (lack of skilled workers) meme. Maybe when unemployment is high enough they will stop importing people and germans will knock over some cars and kill a politican or two? Btw i don't want Achmed to wipe my ass in my retirement home. Rather have some robots to do the job.
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>>108272247
Well we can also return to the "muuuuh Germany is lost." "Please nuke us already." attitude and then wonder why we got fucked in the election. I agree that meme magic and all suits Trump better than the AfD but it is about uniting and organizing people in order to make a difference. I think most people in here are done with the defeatism mayn of our countrymen show and would rather try to get shit done even if it is not much than cry how Germany is going to ruins while not even bothering to help anywhere.
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>>108272247
the gender issue is in fact quite big. Look at Berlin or certain state institutions for instance. The Leftists believe in that crap
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>Their political parties actually have a program.
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>>108272247
The fight is held against cultural marxism and gender mainstreaming is just one of it's many weapons which needs to be exposed.
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>>108273594
Schmarrn

The Hanses are the Krauts.
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>>108253528
>he thinks democracy will save him from migrants
Try revolution, off with their heads, if you want to achieve anything.
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If you want to help out our dutch friends:
>>108269140
>>108269140
>>108269140
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>>108273740
between 33% and 35%
https://neuwal.com/wahlumfragen/index.php?cid=1#focus

Let's hope for the best. They are at almost 40% in Vienna right now when it comes to mayor. Too bad the morons voted only recently there and for the reds and greens.
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>>108276416
Thanks brother
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>>108276515
I'd like to thank you, as a representative of your country, for giving the Blue Danube Waltz to the world.
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>>108256876
Democratic right-wing is an invention of modern democracy, it's the vessel of capitalism and Roman Catholic monarchy elites.
All political parties used to be Socialism, only after USA took over Germany they introduced this new right-wing, which is basically liberalism, as well as left-wing of modern democracy. American interracial democracy(EU) is the system nobody wanted in Germany before WW1/WW2.
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>>108277186
You're welcome, Bong. You would have done the same. Have an Austriaqt for being a fine lad.
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>>108278138
B R E A S T S

Good luck, too. I felt sad when Hofer lost, but Italy lifted my spirits.

I have faith in your people.
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Are the rest of us going to have to make it happen this time?
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AfD look really good. I wish my country had a party with policies this good. I will try get my German friends to vote AfD. Good luck cunts.
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>commies in afd general

Why is this allowed?
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>>108278456
Who's the commie?
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>>108278799
Russia and Slovenia(i think)
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>>108278280
Have my thanks. 2nd Republic Austrians tend to disappoint though. Never know if the idiots decide to go with that muh Kurz faggot who runs his mouth like mr. anti immigration nationalist but is a leftist through and through when he takes over the neocon party.

Still. Heil Hofer.
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>>108278318
My god, it's beautiful
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>>108279489
I've been to Austria twice and the people were always lovely. The food, too, is god tier. There's this thing I ate called 'Kaiserschmarrn' which is god tier. Do you know it?
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>>108279753
Now I am hungry.
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>>108279750
reminder 60,000 Dutch men died in the freezing cold in Eastern Europe fighting for this AND YOU FUCKED IT UP
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>>108279338
Latvia it's usually a turbo leftist.

Russians just sound like that, they have this dishonest air that I blame on the translation.

They just hate talking in english.

You guys have separate elections for mayors?

Do you have an electoral map.
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>>108279753
>Kaiserschmarrn
Don't remind me. Haven't had a good Kaiserschmarrn in years. Everyone knows and loves Kaiserschmarrn.
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>>108280025
>>108280223
I fucking love German food.

And Germans themselves are cool. I'll be posting here more.
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>>108258156
This!
That short hair for women bullshit has to stop.
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>>108279753
When you come next time you have to try Germknödel with Powidl inside.
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>>108280695
Now I'm hungry too. :(

Why are /general/ threads so comfy, lads?
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>>108280059
It wasn't my family, I do like my bike back
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>>108278456
>he doesn't remembers 10000 religious wars and doesn't remembers 90% tax and doesn't remembers 30 years life expectancy and he doesn't knows what propaganda is
Well, keep on dreaming. Jesus will shit in your mouth with nigger dick more you pray. Germans today don't understand sacrifice, they wouldn't mind neighbor street burning as long as it's not them, as long as they have money. Now you putting all your faith on some political party, like UK, how you will be surprised when they don't ban niggers and Arabs, instead increase them + add Indians. Just be a peaceful office wanker.
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>>108280932
No idea, 'ol chap.
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>>108280223
>>108279753

can post recipe if you want, it's easy to do desu
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>>108281307
It's okay, I bought a cookery book for it.

>>108281223
Not as comfy as me. :)
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>>108280133
>You guys have separate elections for mayors?
Yes we have local elections. I think the local election laws differ from state to state. Not too sure.

>Do you have an electoral map.
Like an interactive map for the upcoming federal election or a map for the local goverments?
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>>108262280
me too
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>>108280932
There was this Restaurant in Vienna years ago - it is gone now unfortunately since the citygov fucked up again - who served pic related in summertime. Germknödelchen with blueberry filling. Fucking reds and greens ruin everything good.
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>>108253528
Reminder buy extra british goods.

Most germans vote on economy issues first.

If Brits do way better expected which they are.

It wil dent eu elite merkel
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>>108276163
Schluchtenscheißer.
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>>108280932
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Based.
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>>108281856
Austria, plz. ;-;

You have me searching for pastries.

>>108281868
Thanks, Krautbro.
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>>108281675
A map for the local goverments.

That's a good predictor of state level voting.

Depending of the current popularity of the mayor you have a divergence of the voting, people thinks of local politics first, when your job or the job of someone that you know it's at stake they tend to vote in that direction.

Popular mayors usually have a good level of employment.
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>>108253901
dem boobies
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>>108272247
once upon a time there was a feminist vice article on kikebook. I debated with some über-lefty. He told me "du fühlst dich wohl in deiner Männlichkeit angegriffen du armer priviligierter weißer Mann". And I'm a fucking Turk. The tumblr SJWs are gaining foothold among the German lefties
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>>108283663
>You'll never a Argonian maid
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>using a holocaust related pic in the OP as a joke

No wonder all normal germans think AfD supporters are neo nazi scum
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>>108284049
i feel you, bro.
let's all fuck the lizard people in our timeline instead, like crooked hillary
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>>108284377
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ZekZbKomFA
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>>108253528
bump
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>>108284377
>What is a self-fullfilling prophecy?
>What is 'Then Let Me Be Evil'?

> If I cannot inspire love, I will cause fear

Keep punching the dog and call it BAD DOG, EVIL DOG, tell everybody who listens that the dog will bite. Someday, sometime, the dog will snap and bite.
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>>108284933
Daily reminder #1
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>>108285210
Good, keep comparing you nazi shits to rabid dogs.
You people absolutely disgust me. Go back to your natsoc containment thread
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>>108285963
waar denk je dat je bent
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>>108282889
The lowest level of governance in germany is the town/city(Stadt) or community(Gemeinde). Thats what i ment when i said local goverment. There are around 12,000 towns and communities in germany. Additionally there are some communities which are governed by very small parties which are irrelevant for the federal election.

I guess what im trying to say is that its pretty hard to visualize the local goverments in a map(i didn't find one). And i don't think you can see some tendencies on local goverments and apply them to the federal election. Maybe in a two or three party system but not in germany with a lot more parties.
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>>108286223
Maak niet uit holocaust ontkenning is altijd illegaal.
Grapjes maken over de holocaust is gewoon fucking ziek. Laat je nakijken vriend
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>>108269748
What's wrong with using open source software?
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>>108286379
Yeah, you need to make a survey of every town no matter how small to figure out the real preferences, I noticed that they didn't make this maybe cause as you said it's to many towns and to much population, but in Chile we did it a couple of times.

Otherwise the polls favor the candidate with more social media impact and can't predict much.
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>>108286754
niet specifiek in Nederland, daar moeten ze omweggetjes voor langs

De grootste etnische zuivering vond in 1945-1948 plaats toen ze heel Pruisen leeghaalden. 15 miljoen Duitsers uit hun thuisland gevaagd waarvan er 2 miljoen doodgingen.
Dat ik legaal m'n mening niet mag uiten over bepaalde dingen betekend nog niet dat ik andere dingen niet belangrijker vind.
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>>108286836
Open source software seems like free market, but for some reason they think it's Communism.
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>>108287410
In the early days until 2015 AfD outperformed their polls heavily. But as of late polling seams to be more accurate.

You can see the weekly polls here: http://www.wahlrecht.de/umfragen/

INSA seems to be the most accurate. Forsa alway favours the social democrats(SPD). Has probaly something to do with the fact that the organisation is lead by a party member :^)
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>>108289618
How the fuck is the first party Merkel's and the second one a party that promises EVEN MORE immigration

Is AfD the only even remotely conservative option there?
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>>108290741
Yes.
Thanks to 70 years of leftist brainwashing that demonised everything even slightly to the right of center-left.
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>>108290741
We have situation like Sweden. Where SD/AfD is the only anti immigration party.
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>>108291100
I'd almost say to just vote NPD desu
I know they're not even that extreme, but it'll look like that to the rest.

>>108291292
It's the same here with PVV, but he's actually having a chance.
Basically VVD is your CDU (technically CDA used to be, but VVD took over) and Wilders is trucking ahead of them
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>>108291100
In my experience that brainwashing creates the opposite effect.

People it's more willing to listen to the demonized ideology, that's how communism became normified.

It produces better iconography also.

Not like german right wings need help with style.
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>>108291558
NPD is compromised by the Verfassungschutz. They are literally a troll party.
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>>108291819
I guess it's still worth it to vote AfD, maybe.

I know they're comprimised and useless, but it'd just be a show of force, because the rest of Germany doesn't think so.
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>>108291558
Doesn't Geert need a coalition to get the majority(50% +1 seat) or does he just need the most seats?
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>>108292628
A majority is needed.
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>>108292628
He does need a coalition, but were he to get a large enough share, he could probably get the VVD to form a coalition with him.
Our politics is currently so splintered that a coalition without the PVV is going to have to be like 5 parties or more.

He'll definitely be the largest, he just needs to be large enough to force people to form a coalition with him.

I'm giving him a 40% chance at that, but then again, I also gave Trump that 3 months before the election.
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>>108291558
The NPD was created as a honeypot.
It only attracts idiots who I would not like to seen with, much less share a party.

>>108291661
>In my experience that brainwashing creates the opposite effect.
That is what is happening now.
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>>108291819
>>108292628
NPD is dead. They are getting less than 1% of the votes and are being demonized since the 60s. Much easier to "overtake" the newish AfD and drift them slowly to the right.

>>108293116
>Our politics is currently so splintered that a coalition without the PVV is going to have to be like 5 parties or more.

This would be the best case scenario for the AfD by 2021.
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>>108293129
I never suggested seeing it as anything but that, but just use it as a fuck-you vote
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>>108253528
Andrew Anglin thinks AfD won't win cause they're too cuckish and don't name the jew.
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>>108293928
>Andrew Anglin thinks AfD won't win
Correct.
>cause they're too cuckish and don't name the jew,
Wrong.
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>>108293928
In present day politics naming the Jew is not going to win you any elections.
If you're looking at creating a foundation for the future, you probably should, but there's very strict laws against it over here in Europe.
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>>108272247
>AfD talking about 60 genders? Well, I've got news for you. It's not a german issue, no one believes in that crap here.
That video was there response to a suggestion from the greens about it. So yes people do believe this crap. But because most people don't , this makes for a good answer
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>>108293928
That's because AFD got a lot of support from PEGIDA, a Jewish political movement.
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>>108285963
>natsoc containment thread
nigger the board is ours
this board has been NatSoc for years.
Just because we now have a bunch a newfags from the election doesn't change that, they will take their redpills eventually, they all do.
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Have you guys seen the trump advertisements? Do people seriously think this is funny?
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>>108293693
That's what the AfD is for. With the sweet sweet addition of actually having the chance to get shit done.

Non-retarded shit.
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>>108253528
Doch nicht der Böhmi :( Er so witzig xD
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Bumping with slags.
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>>108299261
They are probably all asleep
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>>108300177
danke afdchan.

Does Frauke have cute feets?
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>>108297262
Get shit done? They can't even control their in-fighting. The AfD is incredibly incompetent.
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>>108300445
So what? Merkel's CDU/CSU is permanently infighting between Berlin and Munich.
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>>108300445
Allow me to correct:
They are incompetent on the same level as all the other parties, unlike the NPD who are just useless and retarded all around.
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Can anyone tell me if Frauke has QT feets?
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>>108300177
Danke AfD-Chan
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>>108304473
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>>108306040
Fug.

Wish we had some higher-res stuff.
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Give Germany to someone who will love it. Give it to AFD!
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>>108258156
Short looks better imo
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>>108287410
Local elections area whole different thing though. If you want to have a better gauge just wait or the state elections in march. Three states are voting this year.
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>>108274056
>I see automation as an issue which may kill the Fachkräftemangel
Not really.
It will only kill the low job worker.
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>>108305326
>>108300409
Lol 2 answers.
Pathetic like Bernd Höcke, Petry, AFD or NPD.
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>>108310222
That get is a false get.
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Can't wait for the heated debate in august/september. I might need to get off work for that time to concentrate on shitposting 24/7.

Hope that msm panics even more so I can harvest the delicious saltyness
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>>108310837
you guys should keep making these threads so you have a ton of memes collected for the endgame phase.
right now it's still low energy but we might eventually get somewhere
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>>108274369
>uses word 'defeatism'
This. Germans are defeatists. Which is odd, because in TV shows from the 1960's, Germans were famous for disposing of defeatists on the spot. What happened Germany?

Germans need to go dank and dark. Then the magic can happen.
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>>108313360
> 60
1906's reference confirmed
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>>108300177
Danke AfD-Chan
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>>108313360

you of all, calling us defeatists..i'll shovel you, you dumb cunt
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>>108253528
Make Germany nazi again.
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>>108300177
danke AfD-chan
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>>108253528
Their economic policy, please.
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>>108300177
danke AfD-chan
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>>108257518
>imigration
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Her policy on welfare?
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>>108316140
Well, as a rule Germans either hedge their bets or are "concerned" or think that Merkel will win anyway. So, they hang out on the fringe (as a rule), although there are *some* anons who don't do this, and their input is welcomed.

But I'm not exaggerating, German bro.
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Hey Germans, over on the Dutch thread they are discussing some kind of meme campaign idea that feature all the stuff that Geert Wilders *can't* do because he's under 24/7 protection.

His crime was speaking his mind

>#SpeakYourMind

So, we're discussing a simple idea to show iconic dutch images in the background along with some text. There will be lots of easy-to-clone variations:

>Geert Wilders can never ride a bicycle in public again:
Geert Wilders kan nooit meer onbezorgd door de stad fietsen

>Geert Wilders can never walk on the beach with his wife again:
Geert Wilders kan nooit meer genieten van een romantische strandwandeling langs de prachtige Noordzee

>Geert Wilders can never go shopping for chocolate again:
Geert Wilders kan nooit meer in alle rust na zijn werk bonbons meenemen voor zijn geliefde vrouw

>Geert Wilders can never drink beer in public with his friends again:
(old) Geert Wilders kan nooit meer met zijn vrienden in de kroeg bier drinken
(new) Geert Wilders kan nooit weer met zijn vrienden in de kroeg bier drinken

>Because he spoke his mind:
Omdat hij zijn mening durfde te uiten

What do you German faggots think?
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>>108321181
Is this supposed to be funny or really make you think or give feels?

And I think about AfD chan.
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