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Official CIA Documents show Psychic Abilities were tested

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Official CIA Dump thread

https://www.cia.gov/library/readingroom/docs/CIA-RDP96-00789R002600360002-3.pdf
https://www.cia.gov/library/readingroom/docs/CIA-RDP96-00787R000400100014-4.pdf
https://www.cia.gov/library/readingroom/docs/CIA-RDP96-00788R001700330002-7.pdf
https://www.cia.gov/library/readingroom/docs/CIA-RDP96-00789R000800120005-6.pdf
https://www.cia.gov/library/readingroom/docs/CIA-RDP79-00999A000400050012-3.pdf
https://www.cia.gov/library/readingroom/docs/CIA-RDP79-00999A000200010092-4.pdf
https://www.cia.gov/library/readingroom/docs/CIA-RDP96-00788R002000160011-2.pdf
https://www.cia.gov/library/readingroom/docs/CIA-RDP96-00792R000300420006-3.pdf
https://www.cia.gov/library/readingroom/docs/CIA-RDP96-00788R002000160011-2.pdf
https://www.cia.gov/library/readingroom/docs/CIA-RDP96-00787R000500420001-2.pdf
https://www.cia.gov/library/readingroom/docs/CIA-RDP96-00788R001000130001-7.pdf
https://www.cia.gov/library/readingroom/docs/CIA-RDP96-00788R001100050001-5.pdf
https://www.cia.gov/library/readingroom/docs/CIA-RDP96-00788R001100050001-5.pdf
https://www.cia.gov/library/readingroom/docs/CIA-RDP96-00789R001900810001-2.pdf
https://www.cia.gov/library/readingroom/docs/CIA-RDP96-00788R002000160012-1.pdf
https://www.cia.gov/library/readingroom/docs/CIA-RDP96-00789R003300210002-1.pdf
https://www.cia.gov/library/readingroom/docs/CIA-RDP96-00789R003300210002-1.pdf

>data show that remote viewing
>was successfully tested even though
>it has a chance of 50 % success
>Data show they also tested psychokinesis >and Telepathy successfully (will dump the >observation data)

also

>Chinese and Soviet were into this stuff will also dump
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>>107763327
Telekinesis was also observed.
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>>107763327
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>>107763327
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Neat, back to developing my psychic powers while taking a shit on the toilet. With the amount I shit I will soon become the greatest psychic in the world.
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I want to believe.
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>>107764789
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Even though all the suggestions are right in front of my face, I'm not believing this shit. Call me a shill all you want, but I just doubt that humans have any significant abilities. I doubt we can change the very fabric of reality with out minds.
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>>107765301
Surely you believe in meme magic, anon.
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>>107765301
http://www.greaterreality.com/rv/start.htm try dis and tell me what you get
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Psychic weapons make nukes look like what guns made arrows look like
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>>107765301
I've seen ghosts with my own eyes, otherwise I'd never believe in them ever.
Was my Dad standing by the kitchen, I was awake and sober. He just stood there looking out the window leaning against the kitchen counter, then kind of "disappeared" the same way that an image burned into your eyes fades out piece by piece quickly and subtly.

I'm forced to believe this shit exists, it's just highly rare like finding a gold nugget the size of your fist washed up in some river.
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dont slide on me
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CIA created remote viewing
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Someone grab a deck of cards. I'll fuckin tell ya what the top card is right now.
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>>107765778
this is why the psychology they teach is a joke.
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>>107766681
alright, go
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>>107763327
>this thread
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>>107766861
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>>107766828
Shuffle the cards 3 times. And don't look either until I call it.
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>>107766695
im not sure i follow
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>>107766928
alright
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It's the 8 of spades bitch
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>>107766996
I had no cards and was just flipping the screen off the entire time.
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Does the CIA watch me masturbate?
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>>107763458
>>107763327

>telekinesis observed in government labs
>never onceobserved ever again in any other study
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>>107767095
Well you just fucked up bad then. I'm sending you a fucking stroke right now.
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>>107767095
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>>107765301
holographic universe anon, its real. your brain is just a meat computer that projects reality, it can also shape it.
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>>107767095
Kek
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>>107763327
Having trouble navigating the web page for https://www.cia.gov/library/readingroom/

Any chance of some insight on how to effectively navigate this clusterfuck of a site, so I can do my own research on this?
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>>107767263
>what is classified info?
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>>107766902
That last sentence. F

How do I learn how to remote view?
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>>107766996
ill take your bet. Can you tell what card is sitting on top of my wallet? could be a pokemon card/yugioh/number or anything.
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>>107767771
just type Project Stargate


type SIGINT / COMSEC
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>>107767909

heres how to telekinesis instead
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It's not a card. It's a receipt from Publix.
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>>107765778
total non believer here... just tried the first two on this site - didnt take it too seriously, just sat with my eyes closed.
very interesting things in my mind that were completely unidentifiable alone, but then when i went forward and saw the pictures they made perfect sense. kinda freaked right now.
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>>107768460
>>107765778
holy niggertits - just did the third
absolutely without a doubt, something is going on
t. fat NEET sitting next to a fleshlight that hasnt been washed in 3 months
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Why doesn't someone post a picture with a box with the time and date on it and we can try to guess what is inside.
I don't believe it either.
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>>107768747
>a fleshlight that hasnt been washed in 3 months
pleb

i got ur mom here, she hasnt been washed in 2 years
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>>107768747
youre a psychic harry.
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>>107765778
what the fugggg it worked

2spooky4me
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>>107768460

Just did the first test and saw a large white area with a black line. Checked the link and...WUT.

http://www.greaterreality.com/rv/mcsaimg.htm
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>>107768320
not even close

>>107768460
yeah, i want to post what i saw in my head for the first one but i dont want to influence others. and ruin it.
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>>107767909
intense meditation + being taught the technique

read a book called The Holographic Universe. He describes this same observed phenomena and posits a theory as to how its possible.
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>>107765778
>think its bullshit
>end up seeing what looks like a bell with wings on MCSA
>ITS A FUCKING HOT AIR BALLON

I'm scared
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>>107768460
I did the first test and saw a black figure, and wrote down the words cold and wet. Maybe the CIA didn't waste millions in taxpayer dollars on this.
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I see all kind of shit when tripping on lsd.
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>>107769332
>>107763327
>>107769600
>>107769591
>>107768976
>>107768460

ATTENTION ALL NIGGAS ATTENTION

READ THE BOOK "THE HOLOGRAPHIC UNIVERSE". IM NOT A SHILL THE AUTHOR DIED YEARS AGO.

SOME AUSSIE RECOMMENDED IT TO ME A FEW MONTHS AGO AND ITS FUCKING MIND BLOWING
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>>107765778
Nice, i was right about the color, that was an animal and was a statue, but in my mind was a tiger. Also,
>a frog
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>>107769686
>>107769694
>>107769591
since its out. this is what i jotted down. i dont have a single piece of paper in my apt at the moment so i had to use paint
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>>107769686
dont spoil it for other people anon pls delete your post
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>>107767316
kek
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>>107769887
>so close to trips
will be ordering it once i get paid
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>>107765778
HOLY SHIT MAN
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>>107769887
yeah dude, I read holo universe when I was in my early 20s - I think some of it was really interesting, but he went waay to deep into stuff that I just don't believe was presented accurately.
the general idea, though, I think has merit
what if all the pizzagate and occult shit is a way that these people can enhance their abilities? the cia docs mention needing to be in a certain mental state for these abilities to work - what is more intense than rape and murder/torture involving kids? maybe these incredibly intense experiences are a *tool*?
fug i needa jerk it and go to bed
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>>107767922
its a trap card
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>>107770099
checked

i don't want to hype it too much but its easily one of the best books I've ever read. thats not to say the writing is great but the content is absolutely amazing. He describes all manner of phenomena, including stuff in these CIA papers. Synchronicity, meme magic (for lack of a better term), hypnosis, etc.
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>>107770268
yeah its possible. the sheer amount of chemicals produced by doing that would pump your brain into another state of perspective, if you knew how to take advantage of it at the time.
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>50%
>chance
>toss a coin and guess whether it's heads or tails and get 1/2 right. fucken magnets

jesus. what is the chance you retards clicked on the cia link too?
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>>107766022
only time ive had an "hallucination" sober is right after I woke up, so Im not convinced yet, Saw dobermans right next to me in the dark illuminated only by a green lead, was awake as fuck then. They disappeared after I blinked a lot, green led was still there, and the light volume resembled the outline of the dogs so I guessed it was mistranslation of the image by my brain due to the low light enviroment
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>>107770268
Also, I always found the idea of meme magic to be interesting. Thought it was neat that it started to catch on around here. Talbot describes it very well in his work.
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>>107765778
This is simple blind reading using the noise you see when you close your eyes.
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>>107767263
>But CIA would never be full of shit!
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you do realize this is strategic counter intel right op?
the snowden effect.
open isnt open. just a method to dilute.
it has been diluted into what we use now. the systemes we exist in here.
we are the system.
we are corrolations of a false system
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> You will never work on top secret spooky stuff for the CIA
> You will never be a double agent/assasin for the CIA

Honestly family. Just fucking kill me. There is no reason to live if I can't do super spoopy shit and be a secret agent.
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there is no reality but the one that can be created for us.
everyone is a bot in the network, a part of the social psychological expirement.
everything said is discredited and diluted in the end. the truth is a lie and the lie is the truth.
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>>107771473
>its just a social experiment bro!
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>>107767263
Actually it has

SRI has gone private along with SAIC. Dean Radin has the Noetic institute. Princeton has the Global Consciousness project, and formerly the Anomalies research labratory. UVA has a parapsychology lab.

Point is it has been researched heavily, and proof has been established. The effect size is rather small but there is a statistically significant effect.

I recommend Dean Radin's talk "The taboo of Psi" for more.
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>>107771550
so where is reality outside of this fabricated system?
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>>107770268
A tool for MONARCH, trauma diminishes your perspective and they can use it to control people like puppets.
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>>107771761
A NEET alien that made a cool game thats only going to sell 40 copies because were probably just an indie title
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>>107771779
in a sense gaslighting with fear for psychological control.
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>>107767427
The brain is not a computer, that flawed assumption is whats behind many retarded shit theories and technological speculative wankery- "muh singularity"

If you read what actual neuroscientists say and they say that the analogy of the brain to a computer is flawed and incorrect. Unfortunately it is a mindset that has dominated popular thought and academia for quite some time.

Just recently nueroscientists announced that the popular and widely held view that synapses are responsible for long term memory storage is probaby incorrect because on the whole synapses dont last long enough before being replaced (on the period of 3 years) to account for being the source of memories that span decades and longer.

So we dont even have a complete view of where exactly memory is stored in our brain in the long term, there is no "hard drive" of the brain, not one we've been able to find anyways, it doesnt work like that.
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>>107772293
BUT I THOUGHT WE'RE JUST MEAT BAGS!!!
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>>107772293
>>107772385
Of course i was speaking rhetorically. holographic universe describes something similar to what youre talking about here. Essentially stating that information is diffused throughout the brain and no one center of the brain is responsible for "storing" memories or information
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>>107765301
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Delayed_choice_quantum_eraser
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i'm surprised so few anons knew about this stuff. did someone do an article about this or was it just a random anon that got attention?
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look at all this ass coverage^^^
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dont think about a bannana....
what did you think about?
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>>107773234
Mayushii desu
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>>107769591
No bs I got the shape right
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>>107769591
>http://www.greaterreality.com/rv/mcsaimg.htm
for auhn i got some kind of container or vessell, water, and the colours white and yellow
for klbv i got the color orange, a mountain, and a lion

this is interesting
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>>107772616
I was shitposting.

I always thought the brain was a pseudo meatbag radio receiver type thing.
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>>107773234
Nothing
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>>107769591
Well shit. I tried the picture ones and I got nothing, Then I tried the object one.
[spoiler] I thought of a porcelain asian souvenir....[/spoiler]
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>>107773234
ylyl threads

>>107773574
>>107773713
i definitely think theres something to this. im not willing to put on my tinfoil hat just yet, but im starting to reach for it
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>>107763327
*us intel agency spends tax payer money on remote viewing research*

>mfw you have 16 others
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>>107767130
you should be asking
"Does the CIA MAKE ME masturbate?"
and the answer is yes you fucking idiot.
no one is actually gay they are victims of psychic abuse.

"Does the CIA make me wear dresses and shove dildos in my ass?"

Yes they do. multiple times a day. You're being psychically raped.
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>>107763327
BUMP WE MUST FIND LT. HIGGINS
>I REPEAT
LT. HIGGINS IS MISSING
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>>107774488
hes dead
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don do dis
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>>107770631
My kitchen was fully lit and it was in the middle of the day, I had walked out of the bathroom and he was just there, made me jump like a mother fucker and then he vanished. Didn't even blink.

This wasn't even around when my Dad died, he had been dead for 8 years by then.
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>>107774488
>>107774591
>has mask on CIA picture
>got captured
>tortured (extremely painful)
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Ok niggers get your jimbo jambo psychic shit to use.

Guess my waifu
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>>107775706
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>>107775706
Umaru
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>>107771704
>>107771704
>1 AM
>1 hour long talk

please just give me the gist of it
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>>107765778
"Even experienced remote viewers are about 33% to 80% accurate. Don't expect more of yourself. If you wrote or sketched 10 things and 4 indicated things about the target, you are at 40% accuracy for this target. That is very good. Even 20% or 30% is an indication that you may have remote viewing ability.

Sometimes, you won't get anything! We don't know why we're on at times and way off at others.

You'll also see things in metaphors. What seems like a tall spire could be the neck of a giraffe."

so basically chances are whatever the fuck you see in your head you can find a way to convince yourself it was related to the object. like the first one, I saw a blue sky, pretty common thing to imagine, an oval at one point, oh wow turns out I was actually remote viewing a hot air balloon.
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>>107775892
>>107775899
Nice psychic powers there, casuals.
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>>107767922

I sense... two colors - and there's a 4 on it
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>>107768460
>completely unidentifiable alone

exactly, and then you retroactively applied them to what you were "supposed" to be seeing. be ashamed for falling for this
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>>107765778
When I was a kid (around 5) according to my parents I picked up the phone and said 'I'm sorry for your loss' to a friend of my parents who just lost a relative, even though I didn't know. I'm really interested to see if i'll be any good at this.

I tried the first one, I got 'rubber' texture and a circular shape in my mind + some other small details (like the bands on the baloon)

Second one I got heat and sandy texture as well as a some other stuff (like wood and something 'alive').

I'm gonna keep going, very interesting.
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>>107772790
these were literally just released online by the CIA after years of FOI requests and a law suit
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>The CIA is capable of wasting funds and getting tricked
Who would have guessed!?
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What about the UFO sighting ones? Are they legit or just "a thing reported as a ufo was reported"?
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>>107776234
Proof for basic psi phenomena is out there, even though its not a very strong effect. We have no idea how it works.

Radin expands on the Ganzfeld study in his talk, amongst a few others. Then defends it in a room full of Google Scientists and employees.
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I see dead people
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>>107763327
If this is what the CIA is doing I want to know what the russians and chinese are researching considering how they are more hardcore than americans.
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>>107778423

Even if the CIA themselves have reports of ufos, it would prove that ufos exist.

I'm just waiting for the Roswell report, or something about death.
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maybe this shit was written up to waste russia's time
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>>107778851
a chinese test subject named little ji and its a she. CIA requested translated data from chinese and this is what they got
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>>107777384
see
>>107763618

This is written by a CIA contract manager. The one who decides whether or not to gut the program or keep it.

Believe what you want.
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You'll never guess my waifu.
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>>107779260

The russian cunt
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>>107779407
just checking
>>107777777
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>>107771473
If I wasn't schizophrenic before I am now
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>>107779722

>Have a different subjective perspective on reality
>This means you're mentally ill

Hm... really made me think... are the jews behind this?
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>>107768213
Ah yes it all makes sense now
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What if meme magic is a psyop experiment to test mass consciousness effect on reality?
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>>107780897
Well, they arent that far
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>>107772293
we could have a raid array up there. that would make sense, too; it's a clear evolutionary advantage to have a distributed, redundant copy of the set of synapses that constitute a given memory. when a synapse fails, a checksum is consulted and the memory is read, fixed, and re-written.
We already know that memories are read, processed, and re-written, sometimes inaccurately.
I'm not a doctor. I think my hypothesis is missing the checksum mechanism. Some sort of summing "calculation" the brain can do when consulting memories that is reversible to determine what might be missing.

As for where to look for a checksum mechanism, maybe we'd look to the part of the brain that evolved just before or along with sleeping.

You don't need to sleep if you don't need maintenance.
Maintenance evolves first but makes you vulnerable while it's "running." Those who find a hidey hole for a while and chill are at an advantage.
That eventually (evolutionary timescales) turns into sleep where it can be done much more quickly. Because... hm.
Because it uses the same base mechanisms used for processing input & converting it to memory as needed. And so while cleaning house you're vulnerable.

Further exrapolating, if you're using the same systems the body used to create the memory, the "checksum" tells you which sensor or thought input needs replacing as you re-write the repaired memory.

The quick argument against is that this sort of thing carries a heavy energy burden.
But it seems close to being worth the cost, right?

>be me, pre-historic hominid
>out cruising for carrion or whatever i can find
>notice a strange knuckle-dragging hottie,
>she's and easy ||||||||| / ||||||||||
>i start showing her my moves
>show her i can dance, my power, my fitness
>accidentally slam my head on a tree while gestating wildly
>forget where i am and what i was doing.
>my brother Og shows up and nails the courtship dance first try
>mfw Og nails the ||||||||| / |||||||||| right in front of me
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>>107781211
pic related
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>>107770915
>This is simple blind reading using the noise you see when you close your eyes.

Blue duvet
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>>107772293
>>107781211
Once I read an article that said the memory process (and thoughts, by extension) is a magnetochemical phenomenon instead of an electrochemical one, like people usually think.
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>>107775706
Bulma
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>>107782273
If that were the case I wonder why MRI doesn't mess up memory.
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>tfw people clicking on PDF files from the CIA with 0 VPNs and 0 disposable virtual machines
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>>107782545
Perhaps other effects of the brain resist that kind of interference, like a Faraday cage sort of?
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>>107782545
>If that were the case I wonder why MRI doesn't mess up memory.

Memory is chemical, not magnetic.
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>>107763327
If you weren't already aware of this before the dump you can't call yourself red-pilled.

Americans were really only doing it because they knew the reds were doing it and if it actually worked they couldnt let the commies be the only ones with that capability.
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>>107771995
kek
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>>107782721
the only thing possible would be the skull, right? i don't believe calcium has any properties like that.

>>107783197
yea that's why i brought up the mri.
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>>107783360
Maybe not so literal of a cage, but the effect of one through chemical or signal reaction.
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Your brain is a quantum computer

Be careful what you wish for.
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>>107769887
REad it, good shit
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>>107766973
they have a flawed base premise
built atop a biblical null hypothesis.
they should all be ashamed of themselves for their lack of critical thinking.
>hypothesis supported by their reproducibility problem.
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>>107766869
I know leaf I know.
>It's almost like the military industrial and intelligence complex loves to spend tax dollars on complete bullshit and then try to cover it up. In 60 the Navy blew like 36 million dollars funding a professor who claimed to be making progress on communicating with dolphins. After 10 years of no results they investigated his research. It turns out John q taxpayer footed the bill for a bunch of con artist hippies to live on a tropical island dropping asid and fucking dolphins. On a private "research compound".
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>>107765778
What the fuck dude...
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Do the documents mention the reason why he wears the mask?
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>>107786909
>Do the documents mention the reason why he wears the mask?

In the comics, Bane used mad-science steroids.to enhance his physical strength.

And he is a Lucha.
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>>107763327

Well, I did a remote viewing of this CIA dump, and here is what I found:

CIA actually wants you believe in remote viewing. Because "trust us, we have the best peoples working on it", highly trained and vetted psychonauts. Nevermind the lack of proofs that Trump hired huzzies to piss on a bed, we saw the whole thing with our third eyes, and periodically go back to review the material for "research" purposes.

Shits gonna get Bizzaro World, but you just trust us, because Nanny State loves you and Establishment knows what's best.
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>>107788253
>psychonauts

This term used for obfuscation, then?
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>>107763327
precog reporting in.
>>
If you believe in anything paranormal you're a fucking retard with zero critical thinking skills
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>>107789811
This. Stop questioning your betters, we know what's good for you.
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>>107789811
>If you believe in anything paranormal you're a fucking retard

>paranormal

what an oxymoron.

Even if "Ghosts" existed, they would be normal by definition.

Paranormal and supernatural are psyop terms created to control your thought process.
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WHERE ARE THE PAPERS ON MEME MAGIC
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>>107766022
Me too. I lean on sciences and tangible evidences, but there are just some kuhrazey voodoo supernatural things that happen from time to time that my ideal became "there's something out there we just don't know what" from "nah, not real". I don't even do drugs.
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>>107790074
>WHERE ARE THE PAPERS ON MEME MAGIC

None were created, it's a new field of study.
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>>107789995
While this is correct, if ghosts were real they would've had a more visible impact in reality, instead of dropping by reality shows and forecasting sports results.
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>>107790388
>they would've had a more visible impact in reality

Are you sure you're not just falling for the memes created by the mainstream media about how it "Should" be?
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>>107789811
nothing that exists in the natural world is "paranormal" or "supernatural". at most, it's bound to some set of rules which we may not have access to understanding.
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>>107789995
Ok cool, call me when someone successfully demonstrates literally anything currently described as paranormal under controlled conditions and we can upgrade all this nonsense to "normal". Until then: retards.
>>
Imagine working for the CIA, getting paid to write this bullshit. You know what else is a fun job? Crisis acting. Goddamn, I'd kill to be a crisis actor.
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>>107790541
>Ok cool, call me when someone successfully demonstrates literally anything currently described as paranormal under controlled conditions and we can upgrade all this nonsense to "normal". Until then: retards.

You let me know when we figure out heavier than air flight, right?

Stoopid?
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>>107790708
We had plenty of evidence of heavier than air flight prior to the invention of planes. Birds for example.

We have zero evidence of any psychic powers. Everytime they are tested by people who know how to organise a fair, controlled test, they fail to show results better than chance. Because they aren't real.
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>>107790993
>We have zero evidence of any psychic powers

So, absence of evidence is evidence of absence?
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>>107765778
>http://www.greaterreality.com/rv/start.htm

what the actual fuck

i started with mcsa as instructed

notes:
red line
ball
cold

image is a some sort of balloon in the snow, there is a red cable or something connecting to it
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>>107791052
Until something is shown to have a measurable effect on reality why should anyone give it any credence?

I could come up with an infinite number of things that there is no evidence for, are you going to believe in them all?
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>>107791354
>Until something is shown to have a measurable effect on reality why should anyone give it any credence?

Because it's possible that it might exist.

Do you even science?
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>>107789811
Fuck you materialist, you can't explain subjectivity itself and you never will. Stay in denial you coward, the world is much bigger than you care to admit.
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>>107791599
Ok, there are an infinite number of things that might exist, some of them do exist, some of them surely don't.

How do you suggest we determine which belongs in each category? Maybe some sort of test under controlled, reproducible conditions?
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>>107782709
and

come fucking visit cia
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>>107791991
>Ok, there are an infinite number of things that might exist

And at one point, that was heavier than air, manned travel.
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>>107791991
if u would explain a phone to the middle ages, they would think u were shizophrenic satanist believer. everytime somthing new was discovered it was shunned before because people were scared of it.
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>>107792650
>if u would explain a phone to the middle ages, they would think u were shizophrenic satanist believer. everytime somthing new was discovered it was shunned before because people were scared of it.

That's not a good fucking reason to worship sacrificial rituals, fool.
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>>107792373
Lets go with this example then. Imagine prior to the invention of planes, someone claimed "I've built a metal box you can fly around in".

Do you think it would be fair for people to want a robust demonstration before believing in its existence?
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>>107792802
oh i thoguht uw ere talking about ESP
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>>107763327
DOES THIS EXPLAIN MEME MAGIC?

THINK ABOUT IT. MANY PEOPLE THINK ABOUT THE SAME THING AND TRY TO WILL IT TO REALITY!
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>>107792919
>oh i thoguht uw ere talking about ESP

...
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>>107793092
Kinda meme magic is more quantum prayer and reality manipulation.

Praise Kek!
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>>107776512
>so basically chances are whatever the fuck you see in your head you can find a way to convince yourself it was related to the object

Now you know why the NSA ramped up digital surveillance. PK is only reliably useful for making heads explode
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>>107779161
Yeah, either it's real
>20+ years
or this is a CIA boondoggle to divert funds to the deep state. Imagine how easily a network of infiltrators in the right places could falsify this kind of research.
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temp unavailable... https://www.cia.gov/library/readingroom/search/site/precognition?page=5
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>>107790128
Well you could consider this; we likely don't know even a fraction of a fraction of 99.999% of reality.

There is nothing we really "know how it works completely", we might have a full undiscovered realm of how radio waves work and how waves in general work and react with each other.
We don't even fully understand how the currents of our ocean work nor how objects on a molecular level truly operate, it's all just hypothesis with a few results to back up the theory.
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>>107795638
This is such bullshit
>we are not 100% on everythin , therefore nothing is certain and my imagination is just as valid as scientific theory.
Why are Americans so fucking stupid, no wonder you're jnteligence agency spend all your money drugging you and researching magic.
>b-but we haven't explored every inch so fairies might exist
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>>107795953
>EM drive
>jnteligence
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>>107763327
Hopefully it wont take long until people realize how much aliens are around us
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>>107795953
>>b-but we haven't explored every inch so fairies might exist
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>>107765778

How to remote view?? Thank you very much for posting anon!!!
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>>107763327
Why are our intelligence agencies such a fucking joke?
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>>107765778
holy fucking shit man, just did the first one

>see a line across my inner eye
>fingers get cold
>open eyes, see horizon
>its in fucking antarctica

foxmulder.jpg.gif.exe
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>>107796861
>open eyes
i meant open the target page, didnt open it first
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>>107774488
>>107774488
are you a bad enough dude to rescue Lt Higgins
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>>107796856
Jews
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>>107763327
So can anyone use these abilities with the right training or do I have to be some gifted weirdo?
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>>107768213
>when

When what? how does it go further?
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>Central ''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''Intelligence'''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''Service
fucking embarrassment.

http://www.express.co.uk/news/world/756085/uri-geller-special-powers-cia-tests-crest-spoons-bending-psychic
>CIA literally couldn't work out magic trick so assumed magical powers
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>>107765778

Holy Christ.

I tried the first few, and wasn't getting any images at all. Then I noticed that you can write down associated feelings, and...fuck. Spot on every goddamned time. Am I an empath, or something?
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>>107765778
I got the color right for all of them. Never saw shapes just colors.
>find out you can remote view
>turns out only colors
t-thanks?
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>>107797658
Now train that for 10 years. Also stay away from psychedelics. People say they open your mind but what they really do is fuck you the absolute shit up.
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>>107765778
FUCK FUCK FUCK

I think i somewhat guessed the auhn thing.
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>>107768213
>>107797391
>>
Alright niggers. What am I thinking of now?

I will give you the identifier HGRS

I will project this for the next five minutes, see if anyone gets it.
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>>107798128
Thinking about dicks.
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>>107798128
A plane?
Or something with a fan.
Maybe a sword also.
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>>107798494
>japan
>sword
>fan
>plane

Kek
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>>107798749
Nigga thats what i saw.
First there was a strange form, which resembled to me a fan-like object, then a very small clusterfuck of grey dots flying off, then it got very hot and saw a waving line in the air.
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>>107798128
Omg triangles! Evil!!
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>>107798128

The scene was of a balcony, attached to a small italian villa with peeling paint. There was a vase of flowers on the balcony, with grecian stylings, and a cat on a stool.
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>>107799194
Liar you were thinking about dicks and just don't want to admit it.
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>>107782709
I want them to find me so I can get a job doing spooky psychic shit.
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>>107799233
>projection.jpg
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>>107799368
You were also thinking about dicks.
Don't underestimate my psychic ability or I'll tell your mom.
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>>107799233

It's Italy. So if you were thinking of unwashed, med cocks, then..congrats. You've got penikinesis. Or possibly scrotal scrying.
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>>107799506
Are you saying I'm a schlong seer?
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>>107799624

You're a weenus-wizard, harry.

You're like Sauron, watching everything through the nearest nutsack.
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>>107799714
I didn't ask to be a cock clairvoyant, one day this power will bestow upon me a harrowing image of the apocalypse. A million dicks getting kicked by the four horsemen.
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>>107799453
>You were also thinking about dicks.

You are the first person who ever misspelled boobs that badly.>>107799453

>Don't underestimate my psychic ability or I'll tell your mom.

"A clearly Illegitimate response."
-Your mom.
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>>107799892

You must use this power of knobromancy for good! Get out there, onto the streets, and tell everyone that you're a REAL member-medium.
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>>107765778
>tfw got completely different to all 4 I tried
>object wasn't even close even though I thought I was getting something

Who else brainlet here? Everybody else could see shit.
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If this was true CIA would have redacted it
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>>107800762
>Who else brainlet here? Everybody else could see shit.

It appears that you are attempting to explain a physical phenomenon without having a hypothesis....

Would you like some he;p with that?
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>>107800992
>If this was true CIA would have redacted it

There's a statute of limitations.
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>>107800762
you just have to try harder
i find the longer i spend on them, the more likely i get it right, i usually take 5-10 minutes to get it though.
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>>107776539
Theres something about Huma that makes me want to shoot my seman through the screen
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>>107765778
What the fuck. . .
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>>107800762
Tired three. Nada.
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>>107800992

Maybe the CIA is trying to recruit the next generation.
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>>107792650
You know they probably wouldn't. Haven't you seen the documentary where they take a laptop and show it to kids in a tribe in the Amazon? The kids are interested in it, the people visiting explain what it is and the tribe understand the basics and believe it, no witchery assumed.

People in the middle ages weren't as stupid and superstitious as meme childrens history books and history channel tv shows will have you believe.
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>>107806986
yeah it was the church who did that. they banned and fear mongered to control population.
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>>107776554
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>>107770099
Holy shit checked. I have just ordered it.
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>>107765778
First I thought of a round moving object then that the round object had sweeping curves
But I didn't think of a weather balloon
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>>107790993
Here. In this Google Talk you have tons of research with all the data available to you should you want to contrast it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qw_O9Qiwqew

Oh, by the way, there is also info on how other labs around the world (including skeptical ones) replicated the results.

>everytime they are tested by people who know how to organise a fair, controlled test, they fail to show results better than chance

Nice irrational belief. Now how about you confront reality? How paradoxical that someone so entrenched in irrational, fear-based belief would seem to be defending scientific thinking. You are doing nothing else than hiding your fear of progress behind a thin layer of pseudo-skepticism. Stop doing that, that is not healthy.

Just watch the Google Talk.
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>>107797815
It's so funny to see someone's worldview be blown the fuck open for the first time.

Welcome to the rabbit hole. Care to see how deep it goes?
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>>107765778
GUYS I GUESSED THAT IT HAD LOTS OF BLUE AND WAS DAYLIGHT HOURS AND THAT THERE WAS LITTLE MOVEMENT XD AND THE IMAGE WAS LIKE THAT GUESS I MUST BE A PSYCHIC MAN NOW LMAO
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>>107765778
SPOILERS:
auhn
>saw like a water dropping and causing ripples, but it was sand at the same time
>settled on it being a beach
klbv
>didn't see shit
>couldn't be bothered waiting around so went to next one
wpeo
>saw white tall tower sorta like the empire state building
>tried to get more details of a building, but nothing came
>saw a lot of blue around the white tall tower

qwpd
>saw red
>knew it was hot
>shaped like fire

That's all I have done so far. Are my viewings close or am I just seeing what I want to see? Is this shit for real?
>>
>>107778987
god you dutch fucks with your autistic screeching,

Youre a fucking tard
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>>107808578
>i'm afraid please hold me, i can't stand my worldview being challenged without drinking half a gallon of piss-tasting beer first

That is you mate. Better go get alcoholised with your peers.

>>107808693
>am I seeing what I want to see?

Well, you are seeing it before you know what it is you want to see, so I guess you are psychically seeing what you wanted to see.
>>
>>107790128
haha, you third world fag
>>
>>107765778
>http://www.greaterreality.com/rv/start.htm try dis and tell me what you get
Why is the site down now....
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>>107763327
God damn i love you guys...
Time to meme it so our children can pick up epople witht heir minds.
so that our children can help humanity by sheer psychic prowess

>then we just have to get laid!

MEME IT INTO REALITY!
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>>107776666

rare
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>>107811979
newfag
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>>107812117

bait successful
>>
>>107812354
>onlypretendingtoberetarded.jpg
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>>107811248

it isnt... faggot
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>>107797325
apparently remote viewing can be done by anyone but only some people can do the telekinesis.
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>>107812399

>youjustdescribed4chan.tif
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>>107812426
>>107812457
>being this new
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>>107812658

i'd give anything to be new, ive been wasting every day here for 8 years :l
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>>107763327
so the cia literally dabbling in demon worship?

color me surprised
>>
>>107811707

How do we meme it?
>>
What happened since I was last here? I was only around in the first two threads.
>>
>>107768213
Did they lift that from Dianetics? What bullshit!
>>
NOTHING TO SEE HERE.
PSYCHIC POWERS AREN'T REAL!

Read this Wikipedia article on what OP is trying to sell to you:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stargate_Project
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>>107813658

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RUqkLqeto9o
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>>107765778
I was totally off on all 4 i tried
>>
>>107763458
>TeKEKinesis
Kek spoke to them as they typed it
>>
>>107813793
yes goyim nothing to see

just look at my wikipedia article

now leave nothing to see
>>
thread theme:
https://youtu.be/XANtr9hvXT4
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>>107812891
You can stop pretending to try and be cool now.
Being one of us faggots who can't leave isn't cool.
>>
>>107765778
Oh god.
I basically started describing a hot-air balloon in the cold. I'm shocked, I don't even know what the first picture is supposed to be.
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>>107763327
this isn't new information you dip

I've even talked about this in a class before
>>
>>107795638
>we might have a full undiscovered realm of how radio waves
kek

what is particle-wave theory
>>
>>107793092
http://www.wikiwand.com/en/Thomas_theorem
>If men define situations as real, they are real in their consequences
>>
>>107800762
Meh, probably bullshit anyways. You should be able to set up something like on the website by simply taking a string of random words, a list of pictures, and asking a bunch of normies with which picture they associate the letters. The most common selection is the "remote viewing".
>>
>>107765778
>http://www.greaterreality.com/rv/start.htm
a clear nope

Somebody remeber the red hammer? And 90% who guessed it?
I think its something like that.
>>
>>107815074
Second one... a boat anchored to a dock at sunset, and a pine tree. Wasn't as close as I'd had hoped.
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just like the intro told us, theres more truth in "men who stare at goats" than you would like to believe.
>>
>>107765778
you've made me slightly spooped.
>>
>>107763327
this has been known for decades you stupid fucking retard underage fuck
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>>107816945

They just dumped more documents. Check it out for yourself.
>>
after PIZZATARDS and ASSANGETARDS we now have REMOTARDS

fuck off with this x shit

saged
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>>107813793
>15-20 individuals
these documents literally prove that is HIGHLY inaccurate

>viewer number 374 in one of the documents

this project was huge

and considering how many of these documents are white/black washed, theres a lot still to be disclosed.
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>>107817317
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>>107817317

Counter-saged.
>>
>>107763458
Fuck it's like the light box from fringe....
>>
READ THIS

https://www.cia.gov/library/readingroom/docs/CIA-RDP96-00789R002100240001-2.pdf

READ THIS
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>>107774117
The projection
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>>107818870

Can you screencap? Thank you.
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>>107799892
Some real dick divination going on there
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why would you use remote view when we have satellites?
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>Not realizing you're an entity older than your vleshy vessel which simply transmits and receives waves from space like radio waves only these submit to a conscienceness which logs out when its character goes to sleep storing the info in a databank and then logging back in again when his/her character has rejuvinated in its own virtual world.
ishydiggidiiggiigty
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>>107774117
Damn thanks for clearing it up, knew i wasnt a faggot ;)
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>>107819546

A satellite can't see inside a building.
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>>107819546
sats cannot see inside buildings, also our tech was fucking trash at the time.

this is kind of why its pointless today, if they started research in the 40s it would have made more sense.

also: literally "men who stare at goats" tier shit, pic related
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>>107819329
eh it's 56 pages, anyway it's a summeary, it explains tasks, organization, background history
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>>107818870
Spoooky.
>>
>>107819849

neither can remote viewers retard
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>>107820076
I'm looking inside your building right now Anon.
What a mess! I'm telling Trump.
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>>107820151

I'm more worried about all the lady-boys running around the place.
>>
SUCCESSFUL REMOVE V SESSION

https://www.cia.gov/library/readingroom/docs/CIA-RDP96-00788R001400080001-9.pdf
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>>107763327
all of this remote viewing, the noosphere and other crap probably are related to something grander:

To the collapse of civilization. Imagine how the previous civilization collapsed before. Why were there so many behaviors in the people that were so widespread? Why did the whole of society go down one path?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W8N3FF_3KvU

the answer is simple, its because of mirror neurons

http://www.brainfacts.org/brain-basics/neuroanatomy/articles/2008/mirror-neurons/

Mirror neurons also are the noosphere. Basically, if communication is sufficient enough, as it was in the capital of rome. Then hidden communication, body language even will compel people to have similar states.

I think that the remote viewing, the noosphere probably make part of this same information network. A lil bit of information leaks out of someone unconsciously. And then along this network it probably reaches one of the interpreters.
>>
>>107763327
>at least 2 history channel specials on this almost 20 years ago

newfags are cancer
>>
>>107763327
There anything on Astral Projection? I read somewhere that was used in WWI?
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>>107821034
This.
All the new data on this is already debunked. Come home, >>>/x/ man!
>>
James Randi blown the fuck out.
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>>107821391

Debunked where?
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>>107821760
nah
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>>107770268
>holo
Orely?
>>
>humans with psychic abilities are being born

It's like Warhammer 40k all over again. Who will be revealed to be the God-Emperor?
>>
>>107765778
tried 3 times
was kind of right 3 times

wtf
>>
>>107823091
Hint: He will be elected President of the United States of America tomorrow at noon.
>>
can anyone define "psychic ability"?
>>
It all becomes so clear now. People always asked themselves how the NWO cardgame is even possible, it is possible because they saw the future.
>>
this is basically men who stare at goats again.
Old shit.
>>
>>107823538
No. And it has been debunked as fake many many many times before. Just ignore these threads and let them die
>>107823774
This.
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>>107823765

So what events are still to come?
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