TURKEY HAPPENING

>>105178312
Also happy new year muricans.

>>105178312
Sounds like a happening
>or fake news

Not even new year in my town yet and 2017 is unchanged.
Feels bad man

NO MORE DEAD ROACHES!

>>105178516
On cnn, so yeah its fake

>>105178312
I bet it was a male, white, Christian...

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I have a picture of the attacker planning his assault earlier today

>>105178312
Daily reminder Muslims are HUGE conspiracy theorists.

https://www.reddit.com/r/exmuslim/comments/5lb39m/hypothesis_why_muslims_believe_in_conspiracy/

>>105178737
Other news are reporting it too.

>>105178676
Target was to kill foreigners, aka non roaches.

This smells erdodog/isis to me.
Like that a55qck on the russian ambassador.

I don't get it, did this happen on 2016 or 2017?

>>105179064
I know I was being sarcastic

>>105178312
>Terrorists kill 35+ in a bar with foreigners.

Turkey.

So, I don't care.

>>105179064
>Target was to kill foreigners, aka non roaches.

But they were foreign holiday types that probably love multiculturalism.

>>105179123
2017 local date. 2016 your date.
>>105179290
Oh ok
.>>105178650
New year celebrations muslim style.

Damn, not even 1 hour after new year, and muslims just broke the record to the fastest happening.

Its funny, if it werent so sad.

>>105178312
IT'S 2017!

>>105178312
Anyone who travels to Turkey deserves death.

>>105179064
Erdogan has turned on ISIS which is likely the reason for these attacks.

see the russian diplomat assassination and the 2 turk soldiers being roasted.

i saw some videos. i can't be fucked to find them again.

So lets pretend you were in this night club with your CCW, how would you handle the situation?

>>105180058
btw the gunman looked really untrained. he was just running around spraying into the street and then ran into the club. was using an AK or galil

>>105178312
yo hows new years going in shiptarlandia

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ANZU STATUS???

>>105180158
A noob in CS:GO and a noob IRL too...

>travelling to a muslim country
>622+ AD
wew lad

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The Russian Hacker strikes again.

>>105181130
Taken hostage by Putin, until Obama and Hillary are put on trial for crime against humanity.

>>105179479
This.

Fuck the Turks. they literally gather together to rape young girls.

>>105181130

spitroasted by isis.

>>105181130
DEADER THAN ELVIS

>>105181130
Does he have tits? It looks like it.

>>105181130
Knowing what Anzu is aboy, but has cute feminine penis, would you still fuck him?

Local news channel just reported that the attacker was wearing a Santa suit. Is this true?

>>105181130
>ANZU STATUS
C U T E !

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Any videos from inside the club? How big was the club?

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>>105181130
Kebab is removed, sir.

Whaaaaaaaaaaat would you dooooo if I saaaaang out of tuuune?

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>>105181318

Anzu's tits are well shaped and proportional to her body size, too bad you can't feel them

Where are the roachposters?

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>>105181378

wrong premisses

>>105178312
Ich mercht ein vietle mit kasse. Pom frittes bitte?

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>>105181647
They encountered some German engineering.

>>105181130
DED

>>105181647

it's like 5 AM over there.

>>105178312
Now that is what I call a turkish delight.

>>105181130
waiting for Santa

>>105179638
They just wanted to have an attack in [current year]

>>105181378
Back off. Just for awhile. Can you imagine a world were not enemies?

>>105179652
This has got to beat a record for fastest terror attack.

>>105178312
>Reveillon
>Better spend our vacation on that war infested shithole
>Gets blown up

Darwin awards just got more nominees.

>>105178312
I thought it was Constantinople

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>>105181527
Is the roach finally gassed?

>>105178312
Fucking amish

>Turkey
*shrug*

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Image released of the mastermind behind the attack and the name is below.
Sammesh Hydeek

I keep seeing M&B come up in threads like this.
Yet whenever I play Warband/Napoleonic multiplayer it's all a bunch of fucking turkeys.
There's never any normal people on. :(

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>Dress as Santa Claus
>ISIS recently claimed responsibility

Can anyone explain me the strange attire?

CRUSADE FOR CONSTANTINOPLE WHEN???

>>105178312

Didn't something like this happen in the US not long ago?

A terrorist attack or something in a gay bar?

>>105178312
So I can't go back to Constantinople?

>>105182721
M&B Napoleonic Wars Multiplayer during European hours is basically a /pol/ colony at this point, some servers are cucked though

Seems like the peaceful actions of a peace loving Religion.

Have they claimed responsibility yet?

>>105182922
Yeah

>>105181130
KIA Wikipedia just updated

>>105179526
As long as the Muslims keep shooting/blowing up/running over multicultural liberals I don't really see the problem.

>>105183667

Pretty much

If they preach it and vote for it, they need to suffer the consequences of it.

#Pray for Constantinople. Time to make Byzantium Gr8 again!!

>>105178409
Thanks, Enver. Happy New Years to you too or however you say it in albania.

As most westerners are aware, terror attacks don't count in Muslim countries, where they happen ceaselessly

Does this count as a 'European' happening?

>>105185689
Byzantium is European. It will only count if you reply DEUS VULT.

>>105185066
It was a guy in a fucking santa outfit, it deserve some attention

>>105182695
He just CANT keep getting away with it!

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And nothing of value was lost.

Happy New Years anons

>>105178312
Shit in the toilet, not on the counter. Don't care.

Some news outlets reports the death toll's raised to 39

>>105187701
AP confirmed it's 39 now

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How do we solve the kebab problem?

ho ho ho its new years eve
santas here to slay

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>>105187852
Happening status confirmed. Now what?
>inb4 self-radicalized lone wolf Santa

>>105181726
That's what I want for Christmas next year!

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Dank... Absolutely Dank...

https://twitter.com/MahirZeynalov/status/815342740183588864

>>105188095
From what I've heard, it's a roach who's targeting foreigners

>>105179479
>>105181229
You could at least milk it as another Muslim terrorist attack.

>>105179638
>Damn, not even 1 hour after new year, and muslims just broke the record to the fastest happening.
>Its funny, if it werent so sad.
point

Can we just nuke them off the fucking planet already?

>>105182695
HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT!

>>105182695
cant keep getting away with it

Those roaches must have been on the naughty list

>>105178312
>Santa

More like Krampus.

>>105178312
>Turkey
How is this relevant?

>>105189488
>roaches
Probably german sluts tbqh. They usually target foreign tourists in roachland.

DEAD ROACHES
E
A
D

HAPPY NEW YEAR FOLS.

>>105190029
>how is it relevant
Mudlimes killing christians, I think

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>>105178312
i think we know who is responsible.

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>>105181223
If Bush can get away with flying two planes into two skyscrapers in New York then lying about why your country invaded Iraq and Afghanistan, what chance do you think Bambam and Hilldawg are going to the wall?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_terrorist_incidents_in_January_2017

Muslim attacks have become so commonplace that people just look at these as another statistic now on Wikipedia. They even BOLD and UNDERLINE numbers if they get above a threshold.

People's deaths from muslims are just another number now to be calculated and posted. Good job liberals, if this is what you wished, then you achieved it.

>>105182449

goddamnit, silly fucking mistakes like that trigger me

a heretic is someone who has the same religion as you but differs in denomination like protestants and catholics

a heathen is someone who follows a different religion like christians and muslims

>>105188460
>santa costumes
Oh shit, radical christianists confirmed!

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Deus vult

>>105178312
>What do you think pol?

If they were in italy they couldn't pull it off because santas on 31 would be off.

https://twitter.com/MahirZeynalov/status/815403782100185088
>those sparks off the asphalt
false flag by putin confirmed