Denmark

>>102178838
Their women are just fit for my BBC, they like to get blacked.

>>102178924
Danes should have colonized and then exterminated, you monkey

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>tfw dad is half-Dane

Copenhagen is so comfy it still warms my heart.

t. John Jorgensen

Denmark has always been a Jew-loving country, betraying its Nordic heritage for imported German culture and murdering and occupying its fellow Aryans.

>>102180563
Je propose un alliance de France et Denmark, mon ami. France est en la même tier de Denmark

Holstein is rightful Dane clay above all else.

>>102180999
This fellow gets it

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>>102178838
>Sweden? Rightful Dane clay.
'no'

>>102180999
Checked
>>102180563
>German culture
You mean beer and big social gatherings?
>murdering
That was Sweden

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>be Denmark
>be cucked by Sweden for hundreds of years
>ally with fucking russia to try to one-up us
>get absolutely BTFO and lose even more clay

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>>102178838
TRY IT DENMARK, WE'RE JUST ITCHING FOR A WAR WITH YOU.

>>102181501

"Denmark", you're talking to a Muh-Heritage Murican.

>Rightful Dane clay

If your dumb enough to believe that this is a thing, you've proven once again that Americans are the most gullible posters on this board.

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This is Slesvig. (That's Schleswig for you homosexuals) It has colorful waterfront houses just like in Sweden and Denmark. It belongs to Denmark.

>>102181646
Fine. It's rightful Swedish clay instead.

>>102182119
I'm not talking about Norway, I'm talking about the whole idea behind your "rightful clay" bullshit.

It's not a thing. Countries lose parts of their lands through wars and deals. End of story.

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>>102178838
Neo-Kalmar Union when?

>>102182069
It speaks German, and the people there are culturally and ethnically German. Therefore, it isv German.

danish people sound like they are norwegians with a potato in their mouth and they were cucked by deutschland

4chan is rightful danish cyberclay

>>102182242
Christian III was a good king. Don't be so bitter. Also, I'm not OP.

>>102182333
Never.

>>102182351
Remove the krauts then.

>>102182500
Rodgrod med flode is a beautiful sentence.

>>102181501
>Implying modern day british wimps can win against anyone.

You brits are a sad and sorry shell of your former selves.

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Denmark is just northern Germany.

>>102180999
CHECKED

>>102182869
>Remove the krauts then.
No good reason for it
>Rodgrod med flode is a beautiful sentence.
>can't even spell rodgrod correctly

>>102178838
>The Jews Split up Denmark:
>Sweden? Rightful Dane clay.
>Norway? Rightful Dane clay.
>Finland? Rightful Dane clay.
>Baltic States? Rightful Dane clay.
>Hell, even Danelaw is rightful Dane clay.
damn right
don't forget Slesvig-holsten (literally from the war your picture portrays)

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>>102178838
Quality post!


also this >>102180999
The trips dont lie

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Denmark is literally northern Germany. They are not even part of Scandivania!

>>102180563
Copenhagen is filled with scum immigrants and FAGGOT lefties
Yes we have a great heritage and we're the master race and all that but everybody (at least young) is a cuck and liberal. Especially the women are very liberal ahmed lovers. I can think of at least 5 people who cried when hillary lost.
Thank god 16 year olds can't vote like some of the socialist parties wanted a couple of years ago

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>>102183095
Germany is just southern Denmark.

>>102180999
checks

>I can think of at least 5 people who cried when hillary lost

What? most in my friend circle rejoiced in the butthurt but were severely dissapointed with the net output of danish salt.

You must have a liberal group of friends, in which case, gas them all with no mercy old sport.

>>102184012
>>102183873
Meant for

OP is a faggot as always

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Muslims burning Danish flag....in Denmark.

flaggen steelaa

>>102184012
No my friends are all conservative but one, it was mostly acquaintances who cried.

>>102184182
Stop crying ruski, what did we ever do to you?

Also im almost 100% sure that pic is from the middle east during the "Muhammed crisis".

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>>102183873
Diversity is your strength~!

swiss>danes

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>>102184290
I am not against Danes,I just want to remind you about the problems you have before getting too confident.

chechynan>russian

>>102180999
I think you mean Holsten. Holstein is an awful german spelling.

Turn off your proxy and bring back Radio Free Skyrim, Natt

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>>102181501

>>102184593
We rock their asses in 1990s.

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>>102184485
>I am not against Danes
>Denmark is just northern Germany

Hmmm, really made me think... i'll try to keep my shitposts humble in the future.

>>102184485
not our fault they just walked over the border

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>>102181501
>Attacks a neutral company and firebombs their capital using the tallest church tower as a guide for their bombs.

>brags about it 200 years later.


My neurons are working overtime, i cant stop pondering.

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>>102184791
...

>>102181501
>kills 3000 civilians and 200 children
>civilians are soldiers when we're sieging
>kills 3000 soldiers and 200 children
nice logic there William

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danes, the "Nordic" Afro-Jews

>>102183836
A sandbar that will disappear with rising sea levels.

>>102180999
You misspelled Schleswig-Holstein.

>>102185379
fins are literally the furthest from the norse race when it comes to ethnicity

>>102185609
Excuse me. It's Slesvig-Holsten.

>>102185106
I like you too ruski, if the tsar had not gotten murdered i think we would have had a great relationship.

(With him being half danish and whatnot.)

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>>102185609
>Schleswig-Holstein
never heard of it, do you mean Slesvig-Holsten?

>>102181330
Atleast the Danish heritage is gonne outlive SWEDISTANS <3<3

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>>102186320
Fug wrong pic.

>>102181330
>Denmark allies Russia
>Sweden allies Great Britain
>Napoleon attacks Russia.
>Sweden had 0 war participation and won

EU IV Denmark

* Get a cardinal in the Holy See.
* Wait for rebel forces to move out of Gotland to mainland. Then reclaim.
* Send spy to Novgorod to fabricate claim. Wait for Muscovy to wage war against Novgorod. Declare war to Novgorod after their army gets cucked by Russkies.
* Give Orthodox land to your vassals, take Catholics for yourself.
* Take Riga, Livonian Order, Teutonic Order
* Once you become big enough, annex Swedes. Cuck them like the little bitch they are.
* Galley & trade ships all the way.

>>102178838
"Hvor skal vi sove i nat"

Is a Swedish sång lol.. "Var ska vi sova i natt"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SvISjeBJ6L8

Denmark is basically a non country without the legal haschisch. Absolutely degenerate

>>102186320
>no shitskins

How old is this picture? Surely things have changed since Mama Merkel's Great Syrian Road Trip of 2015

>>102178838
xo

>>102186659
This, Schleswig-Holstein is German clay, mainland """Denmark""" is German clay.
They used to be relevant, now they're nothing but the laughing figure of Scandinavia.

>>102186614
Can you still fabricate claims in Novgorod? Are their lands core-able?

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>>102178838
What are you doing to fix the problem?

>>102186627
Maybe get your jewFormation right?
Perikles är ett svenskt dansband, som bildades 1974 i Ystad. En av deras största hitlåtar blev "Var ska vi sova i natt?" som från början är en cover från den italienska gruppen Ricchi e Poveris låt "Sarà perché ti amo".
Jewpedia

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MDMA

Make Denmark Magical Again!

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>>102186908
Where are you Germany?

>>102186988
You can fabricate claim on shores of Baltic Sea. Just one claim is enough.

>>102187151
>Sweden at 14th

Kek

>>102185379
Filthy hun.

All danes should be shot

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>>102186805
Its a fairly small town, dont know how old the photo is sry. I hope its still huwite.

>>102187256
Oh, it's such a long time since I've played as Denmark, because of the waiting game of inheriting Sweden and Norway. Must try that one out again.

>>102187038
du snakker go svenske. just assumed it was Swedish really lol

>>102178838
>I would RESTORE the Scandis to CATHOLICISM, YES, CATHOLICISM, the religion that was so strong that it conquered the Viking pagans.
>Danes, arise! It is OUR time!


Wonderful.

>>102187402
RARE FLAG.

Hows the garden hedge?

>>102187402
You don´t really mean that now do you little faroe?

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>>102187402
Calm down or we will stop funding your islands.

You and the icegooks are never greatful

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>>102178838
>>Norway? Rightful Dane clay.
>Implying that the danes want anything to do With mountainmonkeys

>>102186999
I guess you Danes did not even want Vyborg then. This is why your empire disintegrated and is now dominated by our agenda.

How can you bare to leave traditionally Dane territory in the hands of Tatars?

Thats a big no no for us here.

Yours is a complexly cucked culture.

Kindly go back to serfdom.

>>102188058
Redpill me on that TV-series of yours "SKAM". Its made its way over here... Is it degenerate? Cause it sure looks degenerate.

4 DAYS FOR GLORY, MY BRETHREN!

>>102188169
>Vyborg
Why the fuck would I want Vyborg, Talinn, or Osel back when there are far closer and far more important pieces of rightful clay right next to our borders?

Give me back Skåne, Halland, Blekinge, and Slesvig-Holsten and then maybe i will think about the east.

>>102184791
>40

The little sympathy I had for Denemarken just evaporated

>>102188190
A video says 1000 Words
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hzd_Z1LPHsE
Spoiler degenerate as fuck

>>102188387
Just proved my point. You have left your minds fallow too long.

>>102188435
And that's what they spent our telly license money on, fml

>>102188735
>He actually pays the license
Kek

>>102188607
Ayyy, you should invade land pieces you havent owned since the 13-14 hundreds instead of neighbouring land pieces who you had in your posession until recently.

Alright burger, guess im weak now.


>>102188435
Christ almighty, people are praising it left and right.

Forhelvede.

>>102184699
it's 100% dead

>>102188862
I'm not a nigger

>>102188198
4 days until the seed of glory is resowed in the minds of our people!

Danes are cool, Norwegians are cool too, Even Finns are pretty chill to hang around with.

But ALL my time traveling Scandinavia the Swedes were fucking impolite assholes.

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>>102188435
Wtf is that??
Serioulsy what is this series about? Looks like a softcore gay porn.

>>102188435
Christ

>>102188387
>wants Skåne
Kek you can have Skåne free of charge
It will make Denmark into a caliphate.

https://youtu.be/YlTukY9fV9Y

This triggers the Dane
Made by a jew-cuck Dane

>>102191029
>jew
>having any nationality

come on now...

>>102189861
Hey you fucking cocksucker who the hell do you think you are??? :^)

>>102190742
We have a more strict foreign policy, so they can't stay. We'll send them home to Sandland, don't worry Sweden. Just give us Skåne.

>>102191322
I wish they were that direct. Swdes are just passive aggresive shits.

>>102191303
Well technically he was just Jew by upbringing his real father was a non-jew.

>>102191367
That actually sounds like an good idea but fucking politicians will just relocate those sandniggers so they can claim some faggot moral superiority.

>>102191715
Maybe we can relocate them to Northern Greenland then.

Sandniggers get to stay in "Denmark", and we get rid of them. Win-win.

>>102191404
Tell me about it.

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If you only knew the true face of the Dane.
>tfw I can't sell my fish to the British for a better price because I'll be hanged by the Danish authorities.

I'm glad we left the union. Even though the Danes stripped our kingdom of all its colonies to be allowed to do so.

>>102191976
Fucking awesome let the polar bears eat them too and if they try to attack the polar bears they will have been guilty of decimation of those vulnerable innocent bears and get electrocuted or something.

>>102192477
"""""""""""""""""Colonies""""""""""""""""""""""""

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>be denmark
>ally with entire fucking europe against sweden
>wow guys we might actually get some s-s-swedish clay for once!
>europe gets BTFO

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>>102184712
REMOVE BACON.

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>>102182333

>Tack, ni svenska vakttorn. Med plutonium tvingar vi dansken på knä. Här, Danmark, utskitet av kalk och vatten. Och där, Sverige, hugget i granit. Danskjävlar.

>Thanks, you Swedish watchtowers. With plutonium, we force the danes on their knees. Here, Denmark, shat out by lime and water. And there, Sweden, chiselled out of granite. Danish fuckers.

>>102186988
you get a mission which gives you a claim on lubeck, st petersburg and danzig

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>tfw half-Dane
>tfw speak danish fluently
>tfw will get danish citizenship next year

I will turn Denmark into a National Socialist state

>>102193035
>dual Swiss-Danish nationality
Those are some sweet passports bro.

>>102193035
Master of the Red and White cross flag, we await your arrival.

But dont get butthurt if I have created something better than NatSoc <3

>>102192577
Yes, all the Norse islands in the Atlantic the Danish King hadn't squandered. Was that triggering?

>>102178838
I love copenhagen, i had so much fun there.

>>102188435
3rd season was pretty good until he became a faggot

>>102186520
>fighting when you can reap the spoils

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>could've been born in Denmark or Switzerland or hell just about anywhere in western europe
>was born in the (((United States)))

All of Dänemark is rightful German clay

>>102194353
From 1 to Muh heritage, how much of a identity crisis are you in?

OP here, glad to see this thread took off.

Why don't you Scandis just bow over to the real overlords or Scandinavia? You bow to the immigrants anyway, might as well re Kalmar and bow to good old fashioned white people

>>102195070
Kalmar was just channeling all the resources of the region down to the Jews at the merchant city. I understand why the Danes want it, but why would anyone else?

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>>102192993
>>102186988
>>102186614

Denmark is one of the most fun EUIV nations I've played. They are getting a mini-expansion patch soon.

1. Instantly attack Novogrod and claim all coastal territories and suffer all negative effects.
2. Ally Poland ASAP and attack Teutonic order with them and try to claim Memel, Danzig, or Keonigsberg
3. Instantly attack Pommerania and take as much as you can.

The regions are far enough apart that you can afford to be aggressive without the aggressive expansion effects stacking from each war.

You'll get the mission to reclaim Estonia and you ally with Poland and instead puppet the Livonian order and turn it in to a march.

If done properly you will have dominant trade power in the white sea and the Baltic Sea but not Lubeck.

Russia will always be eyeing Neva and the white sea as its the easiest water access to them, which you denied and they get claims from being Russia. Thus, you must always be looking for opportunities to keep them cut down to size. Watch for opportunities with the Ottomans, Austria, and Prussia.

Poland will eventually gain desire for your Prussian coast and turn on you so play them off of Russia if you can otherwise abandon in favor of Austria and Prussia.

You basically make all your opening moves very fast and then turtle to annex your subjects and prepare for the 30 years war.

If the opportunity presents itself you want to grab Lubeck and Hamburg and any other coastal provinces but not at the risk of pissing off Austria.

After the 30 years war you are a major power that has the third strongest navy, next to Britian, who should be your ally, and the Ottomans who should also be your ally to protect against Russia and Poland.

You are free to colonize and dominate trade.

If only based Christian IV had done the same.

Love Denmark though, Copenhagen is alright but Roskilde, Aarhus, and the countryside are the best.

>>102194353
Want to get married?

>>102196515
Because the three combined could compete with the other combined states of Italy, Germany, Yugoslavia (rip), Spain, and Britian.

Instead you cucks remain split up and weak over minor differneces.

>>102196515
Because it's fucking rightful Danish money faggot, is it really hard for you people to understand?

>>102197007
Why would we want to compete in a less efficient way? We are already united in the ways that matter.

>>102197056
Fuck off Preben

>>102197132
Kill yourself Sven, you bend over to the refugees, you should bend over to the true owners of Scandinavia

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>>102183910
Fucking comfy. That Shire feeling.

>>102197230
>he thinks Denmark are far behind

You are about to OD on memes, please stop yourself before you get hurt

>>102197395
>Swedish man telling me to stop the memes
lol, son, come on now. your country is basically skyrim with a ton of redguards in it you cunt, just stop it, just kill yourself. only thing good you ever did was ABBA

>>102186908
>mainland """Denmark""" is German clay
You guys can't even fucking swim, how are we anything like you?

http://cphpost.dk/news/german-tourist-drowns-in-jutland.html

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>>102197740
>your country is basically skyrim with a ton of redguards in it
Holy fuck I cringed hard. You have to be 18 to view this site

>be danish viking invasion fleet on route to subjugate Latvian tribes
>get utterly destroyed, half fleet burned, the other half stolen along with much of the containing treasure

>even now there is a church in Denmark with the engraving "God save us from hunger, the plague and from the Curonians(Latvian tribe)

pshhhhh nothing personel

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>>102197740

>>102187409
That town is Ribe you dumb fuck, nigger infested where this happens

http://ekstrabladet.dk/nationen/laesere-raser-flygtning-i-ribe-klager-over-manglende-internet/5716095

>no free internet, no shekels

>>102197056
It's not. We're not Danes, don't speak nor even totally understand Danish, have a separate culture, history and way of life. We joined the union because we were ravaged to the point of society collapsing by the black death and we left when we were finally able to.

>>102178838
white women love bbc tho

>>102199416
>and we left when we were finally able to.
Have you forgotten the 100 years of being Swedens bitch?

>>102178838
This country is brainwashed with leftist propaganda. On state television just the other day and old comedian was lamenting how rich we are and poor are they. Every town in this country has refugees, towns over 50000 have ghettos. Why Denmark has the respect of this board is total over me. You are praising cuckoldry of the highest order, not far from Swedish levels.

>>102199426
Ofc, everyone loves german and swedish men

>>102178838
Quick reminder that if you're not a fan of Bamse and Tommy Seebach then you're not a dane and you have to get of our holy soil.

>>102178924
Sorry Abdul, there are no niggers in Denmark.

ITT: Triggered North Euros not bowing to their masters

>>102183873
>women are liberal
Only when their young or study at RUC.

>>102199971
Tourism from Sweden and Germany

As an American I agree with you Danes, you guys need to become a major European power again. Call me up if you ever need someone in your Danish Militia, Army, or whatever.

>>102184273
Conservative conservative or the degenerate cespool homo party called the conservative?

>>102184182
Пивтpи мoяa лpyг.

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>>102178838

>when you have no cultural identity of your own and you try to LARP other, superior cultures without knowing anything about them

>>102186908
Germany is islamic clay

>>102187409
En junker red ved juletid!

>>102188190
It's degenerate but actually authentic.

They should make a spin-off with Breiviks teen years called "Honour"

>>102199740
Trust me we haven't forgotten.

>>102188735
Why are other countries able to watch your tv for free when you pay the license?

>>102200736
You are the slut of the scandinavian countries. How many countries have ruled over you?

>>102199749
Gintberg?

>>102200864
We were exploited in a moment of weakness. You were lucky to get out of Kalmar when you did.

>>102200864
>Denmark
>Germany
>Sweden
Still better than being ruled by niggers

>>102200864
3. Point at sven and laugh, Hitler didn't find him relevant enough

What do you think the most red-pilled party in Denmark?

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Here are some quotes from a typical danish politician.

>"The ordinary German soldiers did not commit the violent crackdown on the civilian population as part of today's Muslim youth exposes us to."

>"In my view, we have no chance to get the wicked boys with immigrant backgrounds to change the culture by giving them free rein to destroy public schools. In my eyes it is an absurdity that they and their parents at all in Denmark. the extent we can not send them home where they belong, involves action with both financial and disciplinary measures against them and their parents. Not the spineless advice and submissive recommendations, but an effort that even barbarians can understand. "

>"The German soldiers in our streets behaved better than the Muslim boys. Far better. The soldiers were well-disciplined young German boys."

>"Naser Khader is an Arab with carpet dealer logic along with a bunch of amateurs wanting to close up for the asylum flows."

>"What kind of a strength Muslims contribute? Lower education level, higher morbidity, low labor market participation, high crime. (...) We are not interested in the diversity that consists of parallel society of losers."

>"It's a sick idea and completely unnatural that a fundamentalist with a headscarf can be a member of our democratic parliament. She needs psychiatric treatment. One must treat such people. These are some brainwashed Lemmings that go with scarves. The sooner she goes the better. "

>"The notion of 'reasonable Muslims' who support democracy and human rights, is an illusion."

>"Let me be clear: Muslims must live in a Muslim country - and it is not here."

>"Islamic fundamentalism has declared the West war, and we have no defense if we do not find and eliminate the enemy among us, no matter what skin color he has."

>>102180999
no

Danes have the most based TV-reporters.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GfcKbQtKOJ8

>>102178838
You know what fucking triggers me living here? Sometimes feeling so fucking stripped of control. I walk home to see our newly planted trees covered in graffiti from little immigrant shits that lives in the ghetto nearby. This is a nice neighbourhood with nice people but it is getting fucking ruined by the government flooding us with stupid fucking migrants. More and more will come and we can do nothing about it, we have shit to say. We pay crazy amounts of taxes but our citizenships means nothing because we don't get to decide who we want to live with. We vote and our party gets to be the secound largest and still we're flooded. People keep trying to shame us telling us that being flooded with migrants will have no effect on our lifes. Fuck them. They're always the ones commiting robberies, burglaring, doing graffiti, blowing shit up, shooting in public streets, threating my fucking family. What's the point? I get to pay media taxes for 90% leftist propagandist news I refuse to read. I come home to find my mailbox flooded with commercials even though I've ordered "decline stickers" for my fucking mailbox. I write the post office and they just responds to me like I'm human trash. Three fucking times I wrote them. And guess who's funding our post office? You guessed right, our tax money. I cling to my culture because it's one of the few things I have left to enjoy and even that, stupid fucking marxist is trying to take away from me. I'm stuck in Copenhagen with nothing but marxist shitlords.
But let's celebrate. I'm gonna cherish this christmas because God knows when that is going to be taken away from me too.

I must say that Denmark got a really really nice flag.

>>102181501
any chance we can take on sweden while we're at it? that should still leave us time for lunch.

>>102202731
Thanks Sweden. In these dark times that makes me somewhat content.

>>102202046
>We are not interested in the diversity that consists of parallel society of losers


I'm using this.

>>102203060
It is a good flag, I think all Scandinavian flags are nice

I think Denmark and the Netherlands should have a union. We share many cultural values and our languages are quite similar.

>>102203665
You're right Crescent.

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>>102203825
The Danish are our brothers in our struggle to defeat the eternal Anglo. Always have been.

>>102202422
Holy fuck that was based

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>>102178838
>Sweden? Rightful Dane clay.
Wrong. Even Skane belongs to Sweden, no matter how much you Danes wish you could get it back.
>Norway? Rightful Dane clay.
Wrong. Kalmar Union was a mistake.
>Finland? Rightful Dane clay.
Wrong. Finngols deserve their own state. If anything, Finland is Swedish or Russian clay considering they actually held on to Finland.
>Baltic States? Rightful Dane clay.
Wrong. Wrong. Wrong.
>Hell, even Danelaw is rightful Dane clay.
Oh, I see, this whole post was actually a satire.

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>>102181501
>revenge for what the vikings did

nice

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>>102181501

>b-b-but we were neutral

Kek.

>>102202046
Wow, I though the whole Danes being racist was just a meme. This is disgusting.

>>102200370
Our cultural identity is kicking the shit out of GB

>>102203024
Fuck you, we would destroy you

i cant even understand danish. it looks almost identical when written but danes have fucking downs syndrome so it sounds like theyre just talking gibberish. swedish is way better. fy faen ej hata dansk.

>>102205513
Eh... not a big fan of Anglos, but I don't think you have a chance.

>>102205671
it's more understandable than nynorsk at least

>>102205671
This. Danish language and culture are barbaric.

>>102201868
Norwegian folkhero Quisling

>>102205899
I guess the culture shock could be daunting for someone who lives in Little Somalia

>>102202477
Hang in there Danebot. The fire rises.

>>102206529
REKT. Holy shit.

>>102206529
CAN SWEDEN RECOVER?!

>>102187151
>In Europe and oil
It honestly isn't fair guys

I've heard that one out of 5 danes is actually Mads Mikkelsen.

>>102178838
>"our"
>is american
Sit down larper

>>102205980
He is actually seen as a hero in parts of Russia

>>102208403
Why?

>>102205879
Sven, everything is more understandable than Spynorsk

>>102178838
haha fuck Denmark

>>102208403
Are you russian?

>>102203946
Very nice! Dident even know.

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>>102187402
One day we will be united my brother, and we will remove the red hot dogs once and for all.

Didn't the wehrmacht capture Denmark in 4 hours? Lmfao even Norway put up a fight.

>>102208483
Part of nasenhjelpen
>>102208762
Half blooded

>>102208897
What can you do against an unexpected airborne invasion?

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>>102208403
Did nothing wrong

>>102188435
People have the option to not pay television license, not even illegal to not do it. Not in Denmark at least. If people was not so cucked they would just not pay the tv license and then the jews would not be able to make this cancer. If you pay television license in current year, you might aswell just kill yourself, because you are nothing but degenerate lifestock.

>>102205899
It does sound really strange, I've studied it a little bit but could never get the pronunciation even close (because I can't even make those sounds). Still, I'd rather visit Copenhagen than Stockholm or Oslo.

>>102192778
nice

>>102203665
You're right, both of our languages sound fucked up. Let's combine it to Danitch

>>102198965
lol

>>102207657
Oh yeah, it's basically Europe + former colonies. Guess Europe's masterrace after all.

>>102199416
>>102199740
Why the fuck are you bitching about this shit?
Don't you even remember it's the germans who tried to fuck us all over during middle ages.
Stockholm, Visby, and Bergen were all german colonies.
Denmark was even pawned to them.
Lest but last don't forget the german language rape during that era.
Mama merkel tries to fuck us all over again with this immigrant shit.

>>102208897
We value our citizens instead of killing them off. Meanwhile, we managed to save 92% of our jews (it was actually to get rid of them, but don't tell anybody).

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>>102211425
>I'd rather visit Copenhagen than Stockholm or Oslo
Why? Stockholm is the most beautiful Nordic city.

>>102213226
It's true.

Let's form a Scandinavian Union and leave the EU.

Then, we deport anybody who doesn't have North European parents.

>>102213462
>Then, we deport anybody who doesn't have North European parents.
To where? Is this Danish logic?

>>102213530
To Northern Greenland.

They're technically still in the Danish Realm, but we just got rid of them.

>>102213244
her people arent. he means.
>>102213530
to your apartment

>>102213244

Full of gypsies and niggers though

>>102213530
>What does the word "enough" mean? Sweden is full? The Nordic region is full? Are we too many people? We are 25 million people living in the North. I often fly over the Swedish countryside and I would advise others to do. There are endless fields and forests. There's more space than you might imagine. Those who claim that the country is full, they should demonstrate where it is full.
-Reinfeldt
And he is right we got plenty of space to intern these people hundreds of kilometres away from our towns.

>>102199916
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OwzDKJMAwhs

>>102214346
It's such a retarded argument, I guess Russia has the capacity to house another billion people?

I don't understand how he could get a way with making such an obtuse and morally corrupt statement

>>102214382
Gælder også for John Mogensen ja!

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>>102178838
>Sweden? Rightful Dane clay.
In your dreams
Denmark has not won a war against Sweden since 1613.

>>102214382
What a bunch of gibberish.

>>102206733
Thanks

>>102208755
Let the combat commence!

>>102178838
>The Jews Split up Denmark:
>implying half of Denmark's population isn't crypto-yids

>>102178838
The Danish language is so fucking bad, I'd rather listen to Vietnamese.