Is there a bigger group of losers than the fucktards who join

>>101003454
Wow

Great thread

They defend your liberty to be smug.
Take that bitch attitude to Syria.

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>>101003454

>I'm an edgy virgin and I'm better than American soldiers

kys

>>101003731

No they don't. People in the military have nothing to do with my civil rights.

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>>101003454

>>101003848

Only if you're getting a Syrian cock shoved up your ass because we live under sharia law you fuck tard

and they say we're the worst posters... No Canadian would make a bait thread this shit.

>>101003731
>defend your liberty
>defend
>in Syria

Did you guys know that people in the military have to take monitored drug tests?

What that means is that someone stands there and watches the stream of urine as it leaves the person's body and enters into a cup.

Isn't that gay as fuck?

People in the military have no rights at all. They can't refuse a search, people watch them urinate, etc. Yet somehow they are credited with defending "rights". Ha, these little bitches don't even have any rights themselves. They're basically government property and extreme fuckin' losers.

I've always owned myself in life. That makes me above any cocksucker who joined the military.

Most are just HS grads who had no option so they decided becoming a burn victim for the Rothschilds was their best option

>>101003454
>Is there a bigger group of losers than the fucktards who join the military?

theyre literally 80 iq retards that thnik theyre the shit

>>101004251
>someone watches the stream of urine

and they are government whores.

>WE'RE FIGHTING FOR YOUR FREEDOM IN THE MIDDLE EAST

fuck off, you're just the pawns of the zionists

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qeFR7vGApb4

waste these muthafuckers: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KPGyt3ZDv2Y

>>101003454
Fucktards who join islam.
Oh and you of course.

>>101004693
This made my cock hard.

What I try hard to understand about them is that they have problems from P.T.S.D,
It's sad but, it angers me seeing them all be drunken degenerates talking about the war and being all stuck in an angry mood all the time.

They have some weird teenage entitlement sense.

"You can't say shit you weren't in [branch of military/war]"

It's fucking horrible.

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>>101003454
>"Nah, I am above the military"

No, you aren't.

Everyone in the military deserves your respect until they give you a reason to take it away—assholes who pick fights and start shit, for example.

>>101003848
If people didn't volunteer you would be forced to serve for Xbox amount of years. They actually do give you the liberty to be a spineless little bitch the rest of your life.

>>101005161
X not Xbox. Fucking phones

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>>101003454
>I'm above the military
Nigger you're below the worms squirming in a pile of shit

They just sit around playing xbox most of the day.

That said they still deserve respect.

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Should I join the Navy?

>>101005161

Nah man, Vietnam ruined any chance of the draft ever coming back.

>>101005109
>>101005269

Why do they deserve my respect?

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>>101004353
You type like a sub-80 IQ nigger, have you considered enlisting?

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>>101003766

Autismo incoming

>>101005269
>spend 9 weeks in basic and we'll pay for literally everything
>can have almost any job now
>oh and here is a suit and a list of discounts

Why?

I don't respect the air force fags who sit in Nevada and blow up some sand nigger's wedding with a $30 million drone while in an air conditioned room. Say what you will about those sand niggers, bombing their weddings and funerals made them some tough mother fuckers

>>101004693
The mall cop said some dumb shit, but he wasn't even wrong.

>>101005389
Navy is for queers

>>101005549

It sounds fun senpai

>>101005426
For actually doing something for the country.

>>101003454
OP, you are a loser with nothing better to do than anonymously talk shit about people who actually walk the walk as far as freedom is concerned. If the military bothers you so much you're welcome to go waltzing around the bad parts of Detroit or Baltimore and see what it feels like to have no armed coalition to protect you from people who want to hurt you.

You remind me of some pseudo-hippie mentard I once met who was working at a Mexican restaurant:
>Me: Hey do you guys have military discounts?
>Him: Like, man, I don't even believe we should have a military.

>>101005623
Mopping a boat for four years sounds fun

>>101005636
So if I start a business or manage a company, I am not helping my country? I see.

stolen valor is the best thing because of the real military boys to act like little bitches. i mean, they should be called out, but they do it like such bitches

>>101005704
Who let the neo-con on /pol/

>>101005389
Join the airforce, it's the best for getting trained for a good job. Try to get into the cyber warfare career field

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ITT:

>army fags that got cucked by their wifes with Tyrone while deployed
>muh (((freedom)))

>>101005849
>neo-con

I'm actually an isolationist, but nice try. You don't have to be a neo-con or hawkish to think it's a good idea to have a military. You just have to not be a retard.

>>101005764
>So if I start a business or manage a company, I am not helping my country? I see.

You provide a service to customers, but not to the country.

>>101003731
Kek

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>>101005485
>Say what you will about those sand niggers, bombing their weddings and funerals made them some tough mother fuckers

>>101005161
A WILD MEME APPEARS

>>101003454
Nice bait faggot!

>>101003454
ITT:
>/pol/ shows it's on the spectrum.

>>101006129
But the country needs jobs. We don't really have a refugee issue.

>>101005161
> Xbox amount of years.

let's make this a thing.

>>101005059
It took my about a year, but I moved on from that phase. It just takes some people a bit longer than others.

The sad truth is that some how've only done he military, and have not done anything cool since then :(

OP's definitely been cucked by military dudes.

>>101006477
Fuck phones. "Sadly they've only done the military and nothing cool since then."

Will be replaced by robots with the rest of the 1st world's underclass soon enough.

I think the reason why the military is given such respect out of hand is because they're seen as a necessary evil. Sure the military gets a lot of cunts but also some decent guys too. A country can do without several occupations but a country without a military, without a means of defending itself is essentially a non entity. So I personally respect military men simply because someone has to do what they do and, for a lot of them, it's something that they didn't really have a choice in in the first place. More over I think the reason why a lot of ex servicemen take such pride in their previous service isn't because they're necessarily proud of what they did but in what they were apart of. There's a distinct culture in the military that people who haven't served simply don't understand. That's also why ex servicemen get mad when people talk shit about the service, even if they didn't enjoy it themselves. From what I understand you can go through a ton of careers in your life but your time in the military is becomes a permanent part of your identity for the rest of your life. You might leave the military, but it never really leaves you.

Sorry, the military is not something you can play down unless you've actually done it. There are some very real psychological responses to bootcamp, military lifestyle, combat, etc. You simple cannot say you're "above that" without having the proof of even being able to do it, plus you also sound like a complete fucking moron. Respect the people who give up their liberties to protect yours.

>>101004151
>when English is your second language

pussy

>>101004693

The mall cop was 100% right though

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>>101005485
Cry more about em.

>>101007287
Let's not pretend people in the military join for selfless reasons. And let's also not pretend the military has done anything to protect our freedoms in recent and not so recent past. They are a necessary part of a society but the hero worship is obviously too much. lets not become basic bitch conservatives in here. If you think the average military guy joined out of some noble mindset and that what he did was beneficial to our nation you are simply naive. Maybe I'd like em a bit more if they were used to actually help us. But I would still know that the average guy in the military joined because he wanted a job.

>>101005389
nah

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>you will never be in the shit in vietnam in 1969

>>101004693
>hur hur da troops r defendin r liberties n shieet
>seal thinks that it is illegal for them to kick him off their private property

i'm going to make a hip hop rap some and a nigger is just going to shout "STOLEN VALOR STOLEN VALOR" for the whole song while pointing at real military people

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>>101005161
>tfw drafted and forced to serve PS4 years instead of the usual Xbox years

>>101003454
> and people think athletic woman are not more competent than that fat fuck

>>101005161
>>101005269
kek

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>>101003454
>Is there a bigger group of losers than the fucktards who join the military?
Yeah, your one of them.

>>101003848
This. Anyone who really believes the US spends more on the military than the rest of the world combined because they want to defend "MUH FREEDOM" is a brainwashed blabbering idiot. Sending young stupid kids to die in a desert has nothing to do with civil liberties.

>>101008911
yeah, they should be here talking care of niggers and spics and muslims

>>101005950
>>101005389
>t. airforce recruiter shilling
its the best if you're into a cooperate desk job thats 9-5.

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>>101003454

<OP, admit it, this is you, right?

>>101003454
kys, this bait is probably older than you.

>>101009277
Depends on your career field.
You could be in something really awesome, or you could be in what you said (administrative shit), or you could work 12 hour shifts of shitting in a box + before & after time at the armory.

>>101003454
You and your boyfriend

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>>101009650
they have some of the best military to civilian jobs i'll admit, absolute pain in the ass to join that branch right now, i ended up joining the Army as a 14T after much thought.

>>101003454
Okay, nothing against that guy in particular, but doesn't Ameerican military have at least some basic rules about minimal physical fitness?

This dude is not chubby, he's not a bit overweight or bear mode or anything, he's plain fucking morbidly obese. Nothing can convince me that this fella is as effective in phisically demanding tasks as a person with a normal build. Why would any military take in/continue to keep such soldiers when they present a clear and obvious danger to themselves and their brothers in arms and are uncapable for effective duty?

>>101003454
a volunteer military is a terrible idea. it guarantees you a military composed almost entirely of pond scum that couldnt survive in the free market. it should be a privilege preserved for the nobility and aristocracy.

>>101005161
>>101005220

Kill yourself phoneposter

>>101006236
Am I wrong?

>>101010199
There are penalties for being overweight, including diet restrictions, but these are more lax when you're not in basic training, live off-base, or in the fucking army (the most lenient). If that man served in the Marine Corps he'd have a boot up his ass.

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>>101003454
Oh great, another faggot who has done nothing for his country trying to lecture us about he military..

Whats wrong butter cup, did your Womens study professor's strap on hurt your butt a little too much today, so you are going to bring your impotent rage to a internet site and rage like the impotent beta cuc k that you are?

Oooh what a hero!

>>101005161
Lol if I got drafted I'd just turn 360 degrees and walk away

>>101007352
?
You're retarded

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>>101010199 Old picture Marines love to shop around.

Here's one for them. . .
Most likely that chubby fuck is National Guard. Theoretically they have the same standards as the active component but not all units are up to standard. His unit probably fudged the paperwork because they didn't want to explain why they were not able to deploy the soldier in question.

If you are out of weight you are ineligible for promotion, awards, etc but like that matters in the fucking sandbox. . .

>>101003454
What's the matter OP? Chelsea Manning not writing you back?

Seriously, cute bait. What fucking store ever asks if you are eligible for discounts?

>>101003454
>"Nah, I am above the military"

Wow how edgy of you

>>101005485
>I don't respect the air force fags who sit in Nevada and blow up some sand nigger's wedding with a $30 million drone while in an air conditioned room.

I do. Seems very effective.

I don't think the US military is doing too much good right now in the Middle East but that doesn't mean you need to be a gigantic faggot to the good goyium

>>101012944
kek has blessed you in both ID and digits

praise

>>101011960

He's a Nasty Girl. He is/was in the 81st BCT, part of the Washington State Army National Guard. iirc he got recalled to service after getting out and getting fat.

>>101013062
Praise him brother

>>101003454

OP wears a hounds-tooth fedora and plaid knee socks. Hipsters are above everyone in their own fetid imaginations.

>>101003731
>do X to be smug

That has more to do with the individual's personality.

>>101003454

go give a loaded shotgun a blowjob, you ungrateful cunt.

>>101003766
we to be fair while everyone on this website are worthless subhumans, the way that american soldiers get idolized is kind of retarded

>>101003731
>Syrians want to take away my rights.
Wrong. You're thinking about big government and the idiots that vote for them.

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>>101003454
Good question.

Anyone who is in the military is a fucking idiot, or they desperately want out. I have no respect at all for enlisted men.

If a guy tells me he was enlisted I think about how that means he walked into some strip mall and got conned into believing he was gonna be a hero risking his life for the most evil forces on Earth. Sometimes, I give guys the benefit of the doubt cause I also did stupid shit when I was a kid, but nothing as dumb as signing my life away to Bush or Obama.

Friends of mine who "served" (more like got served) tell me how much they hated it, how they despised their dipshit officers, and how it's basically the equivalent of being in prison, but you occasionally get to shoot a gun after diversity training.

Think about it, the US military has done NOTHING good for the country since the Indian Wars:

Civil War: unnecessary. slaughtered hundreds of thousands of young men. unleashed nigs.

WW1: Why did a single American die in this stupid fucking war designed by bankers?

WW2: We fought on the wrong side. Should have had a peace treaty with Germany/Japs and prepared to destroy communism.

Korea: Who gives a fuck?

Nam: Who gives a fuck?

Afghanistan: Why? Osama wasn't even in that country.

Iraq 1 and 2: destroyed a poor country, created more terrorists.

Next war will undoubtedly be even more retarded. Anyone who dies in these wars may actually deserve it if they're dumb enough to sign up and run into battle. I don't give a flying fuck about "our heroes" and most enemies of the US Mil end up looking more heroic and ultimately winning in the long run cause our shitshow army is so full of corporate corruption and buttfucker rednecks.

Soldiers are disposable enforcers for the politicians and nothing more. Being a "veteran" is evidence of nothing more than someone's gullibility.

Pic related. It's what the fatass degenerate US Army does.

>>101008757
He was a national guard trucker in the Iraq gravy train era. As long as he knows how to drive a rig, he can be as fat of a fuck as he wants.

Abolish the military. Get invaded by Bolivia, Cuba and Canada under a Trudeau led invasion. Die not a military faggot.

That said I think you would either have to love war, be a massive Boy Scout, or be a retard to want to go fight in the Middle East.

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>tfw just got a cushy trade job in the military
>tfw red seal puts me just under 6 figures
>tfw being deployed to fix European embassies and will never see a sandtrap
I feel bad for the infantry guys desu

>>101014850
I was all three.

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There's a sucker born every minute

and the zionists need every sucker for their legions out there.


because conquering the world isnt easy

>>101012253

Goodwill does.

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Don't let this be your future /pol/

Following orders is the most goyim thing you can do

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_y9FpBAVuIc

>>101014865
you should this life is miserable. I suck giant green cock in Italy for a living for the US military all the while they try to shove antidepressants down my throat. Out in 5 months though

>>101015193
Oh man, I really feel sorry for that guy. Why are women so fucking heartless?

>>101015375
>degenerate satanic tatoos

no, he's part of the cult

a scumbag , hope jihadis fragged that faggot

>>101015193
Context?

>>101015245
this guy is dropping truth bomb like it wwIIII

9/10

>>101015008
That's a marine.

>>101015540
Are you blind?

>>101015909
same shit, xcept one feels more entitled than the other

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>>101015919
Fuck off hans.

>>101015193
>>101015375

>>101003454

>It bothers me when I'm at a store and they ask me if I am eligible for any discounts, and they name the military one specifically. I'd really like to say something like "Nah, I am above the military" but instead I just say "No".

You should say it one day, come back to
us with their response

9 years in the ADF

The military is just pragmatic, not idealistic no matter what nation you go to

The idea of a reverse original sin, that you're inherently respectable with service time is attractive to the average person who thinks themselves to be altruistic or nationalist, and so it boosts numbers prepared to fight over seas. Retards like OP don't understand this and think it's all boot lickers and aren't able to read between the lines of <why> things are the way they are, we're at a point in society where people think they deserve safety and are entitled to it for free

>>101007269
underrated post

>>101016314

>we're at a point in society where people think they deserve safety and are entitled to it for free

no we're at a point where the average person doesnt trust their mobster ridden government or the military faggots they appointed to shoot you down with should you try to resist the police state.

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>>101016506

The "government" consists of people made from no finer clay than you, they have their own jobs, interests, hobbies and just happen to be in the position to be on a payroll to write up laws and enforce them with the devices they are given to do their jobs

It's a false equivalence to compare a government say in eastern Europe, to Australia for reasons I should hope I don't have to explain to you in fine detail, it all ultimately comes down to the people

Remove corruption from man, the problem is erased. You can put people like Trump into power, or anyone who genuinely has the interests of their kin and nation at heart but those people are not immortal, and as long as the possibility for corruption and hedonism exists, it will transfer through all facets of life, all careers and all nations. That includes the role of "government". Things didn't get bad one day because someone decided to have a laugh and go against the grain, people became apathetic and let this happen

>>101016759
>The "government" consists of people made from no finer clay than you


hahaha youre one stupid fucker

but oh look

an australian flag

surprise surprise!!!


fuck off and go shitpost like one of the other ratards from there in some other thread

fucktard

>>101004693
Based Fatcop is Based.
Can we make him a meme now?

>>101016833

Hmm, your rhetoric offers new insights. Nice counter argument, I'll reflect on the points you made and works you cited

Spieprzaj dziadu

>>101016833
Since when does Poland think anyone gives a shit what it has to say?

>>101014621
To think some edgy kid in his basement actually took the time to type all that on an anonymous message board

you're a fucking moron

>>101016523
>taxs payers also pay for your police, infrastructure workers, politicians, teachers, ect
Stop being stupid, having a trained army is important you cuck.

>>101016506
nigga what

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>>101003454
They tend to be a little on the dumber side, sure, but they defend your country so show them a little respect you fucking faggot.

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>>101017007
I never ever take an australian seriously

you people are the minds of children in grown up bodies, severely retarded and dumbed down

I dont know what kind of brain fuckery the zionists are performing on you all over there, but it's going all according to the Talmudic recipe.

>>101013108
I read an article about him, said he single-handedly cleared a Hajj strongpoint of half a dozen Sandpeople with just his rifle and entrenchment tool.
Wasn't eligible for an award or promotion though, since he was still technically overweight.

>>101017081
oh and the same goes for canadians

I dont know which is worse, honestly

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>>101005161
what I would give to get back the xbox amount of years i've spent here

>>101003454
Thinking about joining the military. Convince me to/not to.

24

some college

single

broke

>>101017431

>irony: the post

One day you're going to have a moment of reflection, and realise you are acting no different than the WE WUZ KINGZ blacks, you give people like us a bad name with how comical you come across as. Keep blaming the Jews for everything son, the easy road is to fight the enemy at the gate and go for the lowest hanging fruit, but good luck fighting the one that moves within unseen in your own nation.

>>101003454
Yes. All Liberals.

>>101006129
Literllay the goodest goy

>>101017718
You're too old and there's little to no chance you'll see combat. I got my sweet DD 214 just as the army turned into the smoldering piece of shit it is today. Anybody left is an unambitious husk of a person or a poor fuck who's waiting to retire.

>>101003454
He has a very important role. He acts as an emergency buoy in case they somehow get stuck in water.

>>101003454
SoFlo trolling for more video ideas. Ignore these threads guys.

am tempted to join the military
dont support my country's cause

I still feel like i ought to sign up but as far as im concerned we should let the middle east burn itself to the ground.

>>101017083
He's right though.

>>101004151
We are preventing a future Syrian/American war. We just had to strike first

>>101003454
>they name the military one specifically
How does it feel to always be confused for belonging to a group you despise? Maybe you look the part.

>>101008676
I like what you did there.

>>101018467
lol'd

good one schlomo

but it's not goign to help, once syria gets it's shit together

well, pissrael is as good as wiped off the map, already

>>101018467
>implying syria could ever challenge the us
>implying even the entire middle east could effectively wage war on the us

Outside of nuclear weapons that is but they fuck everything up. With enough nukes lichtenstein would become a major power.

>>101003454
Still better than NEETs

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>>101011194
Are you really this stupid
>hmm lol im getting drafted
>lets turn 360 degrees and still face the same way

>>101003454
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dIBZXzOp-mc

>>101003454
>Military discounts

You should only qualify those if you served in a combat role. Everyone else can fuck off.

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>>101017083
I'm 32 years old and I own my own house.

You're a fucking retard if you join the military. Enlistees are worthless human trash and anyone dumb enough to join up deserves the injuries, disease, and misery it entails.

The mil does nothing but damage to the World, wastes our money, and tarnishes our reputation. I'm as far right wing as you can get. There is nothing to my right but the wall. And I spit on enlistees. Prison guards and mall security are more helpful than any enlistee was ever.

Anyone who puts their faith in the US Mil is a fucking idiot that knows nothing. Many former military are smart enough to know how bad it is but most of them keep quiet.

Next time there is a terror attack or a flood of refugees or a huge ass national debt in the news. Say "thanks" to the US military dumbfuck.

Pic related. Typical intellect of enlistee.

>>101018677
You really must be new to the internet

>>101018634
Just give it xbox amount of time, and the sand niggers will rule the world with their sharia supremacy

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>>101016506
This guy is the smartest person in this thread.

>>101019204
Through subversion and infiltration and not through warfare between nations though.

Sand niggers dont play by the rules.

>>101019307
fucking newfag cant even triforce

I joined the military at 18 and got stationed in Hawaii. I'm now 20 and I have been promoted 4 times. I'm making 60k a year and earning a GI bill that PAY me to go to college if I get out. And i'm learning skills that will easily land me a 6 figure pay check in the civilian sector. So who are you calling a fucktard?

>>101005059
I think the entitlement is actually coming from you, friend. Have a little sympathy for someone whose been through a physically-terrible situation, with probably nothing to eat and very close to dying. In constant fear for their life for many days, with good reason. Probably in pain in multiple places with bombs blowing up everywhere. That shit will scar you and set you paranoid. And it's not really something you can relate to until you've experienced it.

The human mind is not infallible, it breaks.

I wouldn't expect it of most recent military expeditions, but think of the trenches.

>>101004252
This. Every kid that left for the military is a little off. All it teaches is obedience.

>>101003731
They're the foot soldiers of the Zionist. The biggest suckers on the planet. Go make Israel safe at the cost of your lives, fucking megacucks.

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>>101019509
You're a fucktard. Exactly you. Why? cause first off you're a dipshit of a liar cause your payscale is all fucked up and there is no possible way you make 60K. Not even close. Here is the US Mil payscale dipshit.

https://www.navycs.com/charts/2016-military-pay-chart.html

Next, you're really super-duper dumb cause there are many other ways to pay for college other than signing your dumb asshole over to Daryl. Good luck wit your "6 figure paycheck" LOL. They tell that shit to every aimless child that walks into the mini-mall recruitment center.

Oh, and have fun with that ass rape.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3303087/Male-male-rape-military-15-times-prevalent-Pentagon-reporting-according-new-study.html

Sure hope theres not another, you know, war, cause then you're gonna be one of those crosses on a lawn somewhere and nobody will care.

When I was 20 I was in a frat getting paid to go to a state school and banging girls jack off to. And the guys who were in ROTC in my frat are probably your bosses bosses boss if they're not long out and owning shit. Fucktard.

Here's 20 bucks, future beggar. "imma vetran anything helps."

I was interest in join the US airforce, shortly before the invasion on Iraq.

I only called to ask a few questions and have them ship me out of their their brochures.

next day I received a stuffed folder of so many ads and promises it put the bible to shame.

and they literally kept calling me every 2 days trying to convince me to join,

At that point I knew something serious was about to break out, like maybe, WAR...and I said fuck it, I aint joining. :)

about a month later...yep, we going to war with Iraq!!!! AHAHAHAHAHA

Why the fuck would they let a fat fuck like that join the military?

>all these people thinking that people in the military are the lowest dregs of society

While there are plenty of retarded shitbags in the military, most are actually better educated than the general public. I bet most of you would be turned away at MEPS.

>>101014621
Aww someone got disqualified at meps.

>>101005161
That's a fuckton of years, I've been playing that stoopid box for too long

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ayyyy

>>101015862
You are dropping your fedora.

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>tfw military
>pic related
>don't have same worship thing as americlaps
>just a good job, good pay, good benefits

No complaints.

>>101018953
You can continue to type in "your own house" all you want but you would never say that to anyones face because they would put you in your face. So keep tipping that fedora.

>>101021195
place

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>>101021195
I say it all the time to people's face and they don't do shit. The military is retarded. In fact, many "veterans" are the first to agree with me when I say the military is a pozzed out joke that rips off white trash kids and is nothing but a corrupt front for corporate profits.

Have you ever met a "veteran?" You think these guys are really happy about their "service" or the gubmint? They're not. They're bitter broken men.

>>101021094
Fucken avo

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>>101003574
fpbp

>>101005549
prior navy guy here

this is true

This one is dedicated to anyone who fought, died and served for their cunt

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBPfnj8_4W4

remember

never aks what you can do for your country, fool us once you cannot fool us again.

>>101020656
they don't. It's actually very strict.
If he got fat after he joined he's likely to get kicked out
They beat the shit out of you trying to make you fit again in the mean time

even the fat branches like the Navy and Air Force don't tolerate fatties, even in the senior ranks

>>101004251
I really think we aught to get back to state militias. It's tough though...Machiavelli wrote that a principality must have an army to remain protected from aggression so I see that as a valid reason for a national army (if we consider protection against other national armies). However, it seems we could come up with a hybrid military that intentionally fits the militia style to protect ourselves while having the fortitude to go against another nations army. Anyone care to discuss...legit been on my mind a while....

>>101022329
You ever kill someone or get shot at? If you're not capable or willing to initiate violence, I can guarantee you there's someone else out there that is. Keep burying your head in the sand and telling yourself how superior you are to those thugs with guns. Your opinion means dick all to them.

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>>101008046
>you will never storm dog green sector of omaha beach on d-day

Why live?

>>101005389
I was doing Navy for 10 years

don't do it. there are some sweet jobs you could get, but it's mostly just a pile of misery

>>101003454
There are a huge, HUGE group of degenerates that join. There are also some that want cheap college, free travel, don't have anything really going for them out of HS, whatever.

I am pushing 40 now. If I had to do it all over again, I would have joined the Marines. Mostly, for military level weapon / tactics training. I'd almost be retired now, could have traveled.. Probably killed some sandniggers.

>>101008992
American minorities don't have assets (((they))) need to secure though.

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>>101004693
why are murrican troops always telling they "fight for freedom"

whos freedom are they fighting for by being posted in some god forsaken desert?

>>101004049
>>101003731
>nooo isis is so close to taking the us fight harder soldiers isis is about to get the white house fight fight fight usa usa usa

kill yourself

>hurr millitary fags are dumb
>lots of poor people in the army
better than being criminal scum. yes they fuck around, and on their weekends off they gather in a bar and shit up the place and get in a few fights here and there, but its better than them dealing drugs and going around stabbing people.

>>101022806
Chmon! Someone...I want to know your thoughts on this!

>>101005161
I feel like I've been here for Xbox amount of years.

>>101014621
kek sounds like someone got denied at recruiting

>>101003454
Partly they are loosers.

After the army fuckt there mind and body they got no future they got nothing to show.

All they have is a discount.

Boycott all shops that do that, or even better open your own brand and give discounts to pacifists.

But stop crying.

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>>101016314
9 years ? Why didn't you hold out for year and get that 3 months long service leave ? I've called quits at 6 and a half i was hoping after all the pineapples i could be like Not Sure from Idiocracy and sit in some pointless desk waiting for a pension.

>>101003454
Agreed. Dying for Israel was their choice don't expect me to care.

>>101004151
Syria is just a step stone in geo strategic postioning.

With syria under russkie rule they block accses from turkey in to the middel east.
The oil and gas comming throu there is not under saudi controll. Witch means the usa gets weaken.

Witch means the usa cant use the saudis to pressure and controll eu and turkish politics and economy.

This all flows in a grand defence sceam.

Your retarded. Pls stop wasting o2.

>>101005426
To feel special.

Thats all. Well and to jew the idiot grunts out.

Instead of paying them properly and preparing them for a live after the army they get hardcore jewd out by the gov by the army and the brass.

>>101005161
>Xbox amount of years

Yea, thankfully you can just turn 360 degrees and walk away, unlike shitholes where army service version is mandatory.

Also, let's make this a pasta.

>>101027499
Exept you got a red ring.

Then its game over.

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>>101003848
If people didn't volunteer and they didn't have the draft we wouldn't have a military. Without a military any country would easily take us out and control us. So while they aren't actively fighting evil commies trying to Holocaust America they're presence alone is enough to deter anyone from doing so. Also fuck off in general, our soldiers are some of the most nice and humble people.

>>101003731
They willingly become tools to the globalists corporations, you fucking retard.

>>101003454
so what you're saying is that qt cashier thinks you look like a fucktarded loser

how does someone like that make it through boot camp? im nowhere near as far gone and theres no way i could keep up

>>101004693
the mall cop was 100 percent in the right

>>101005636
by "the country" you obviously mean israel

>>101004693
>were we soliciting you (dumb kids) guys?

lol like they know the dictionary definition of soliciting

I think dislike of the military is a very healthy step on the road to adulthood.

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>>101004693
>I'm a bigger christian than you

indeed

>>101021562
I know tons of veterans and any of us would fuck if you up if you tried that shit.

>>101005161
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>>101004251
I get to be an observer for urinalysis every month at my unit because if I don't the guy who has had to do it for the past four years straight will be the only option.
I choose to stare at dicks to save my friend from having to do the same any longer. Try to tell me you have a stronger level of trust with someone than that.

>>101004251
Sounds like someone is getting chaptered out.

Veteran here, and I kind of agree with OP.
Short Retort: Yeah, soldiers and vets get a lot of unnecessary praise. Doesn't make you any better than them though.

Long Response: Superficially, a lot of people give too credit to the active duty and veterans. I don't tell people I'm a veteran irl because I get that bullshit "thank you for service". I didn't feel like anything I did in the Army was worthwhile, even while I was deployed. And most of those people don't actually do any more than that to "thank" veterans, so take some comfort in that fact.
However, saying that soldiers and vets are worthless is a bullshit generalization. No one profession contributes to the betterment of the human race so don't act like you're doing anything special. Yeah, those people in the military don't deserve all of the praise lauded on them, but I'm willing to bet all of my Star Wars action figures you're job is equally worthless.
Except my Boba Fetts, I never risk the Fett man.

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>>101003454
what i dont understand is how military personnel in particular the infantry grunts are put on a pedestal of veneration they are just your average joe who has been taught how to point a metal pipe in a direction and pull a trigger ? if child soliders in hell holes like somalia can do the exact same thing why do people worship our guys when chances are prior to getting a "yes" they were at the jobcenter getting neet money or fresh out of school

>>101005161
HUEG LIKE XBOX

"it's just a phase, mom!"
- OP

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>>101005161
>Xbox amount of years

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>>101003454
>American army, doesn't know the difference between a bazooka and a camera.

>>101003454
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

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>>101005161
>Xbox amount of years

>>101020872
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>>101006331

And so a meme was born

>>101007868

I did lol
>White
>Middle upper class
>College payed for
>Would rather suffer in the heat for a few years killing sand niggers than end up a college boy faggot like you

How's that liberal arts program going btw?

>Drone kids in 5 countries
>torture some folks
>radicalise entire countries against the West
>"To fight terrorism we need a surveillance state"

How the fuck are they fighting for our freedom?

>>101017718
I'm 25 and going to go see a coast guard recruiter tomorrow, you have till 27
I want to get into diesel/outboard mechanics and I might as well get paid to learn how. Also some sweet benefits to the whole gig like sweet ass mortgages and shit

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>>101004693
>Tries to recruit people to christinaity in a mall
>Buttmad about getting asked to leave
>I FOUGHT FOR YOUR FREEDOM

Fatcop was right.

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>>101005161
>years in xbox time

>>101003454
>they ask me if I am eligible for any discounts

Cool story bro.

I can't remember when I've ever been asked. Cashiers don't ask. Customers always have to request a discount.

>>101022683
where are good places to learn about these things?

>>101018846
>You should only qualify those if you served in a combat role.

>Muh service is better than your service.
You're a faggot.

>>101036648
Most people don't join the military with that in mind, blame our globalist kike politicians for that.
They set the agenda after all.