Are there any /po/sters here that are making something for this?

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>>540853
If you came to this board expecting answers, such a fool you must be. This is a tomb where words of gut twisting hatred, soul crushing loss, and mind numbing solitude echo; we are here to release what the world has bestowed, not absorb it.

This place, to which some call home, is an instrument of emotional vivisection; a tool to remove the leeches named despair and self-malice which society had afflicted those they deemed a lesser.

To prosper here, one must learn balance by relishing in the disdain of those who post revilement, all the while purging cancerous thoughts that plague the heart. The touchless miserables here are not bound by this physical plane, but materialize through posts of written language behind the mask of anonymity. Make use of these robot readers so others may share your misery; articulate the burden of your weathered spirit who knows not the warmth and joy of an amorous bond.

Then learn to laugh along with the nihilists, gluttons, and the cursed; banter with the villains, the whores, the sick and perverse. In this dark corner of the interwebs, they are your cruel companions, your cohorts of self depravity; all bonded together as faceless rejects who world has forsaken.

So go and run, Opie, leave our secret club. You may yet have a chance to escape untainted from the emotive parasites which thrive in this board. May you never know the bedevilment which captivates us; the vexation of memetic imagery arousing mans most primitive sins. For I am envious, Opie, my path led to damnation. Forsaken was I, a worthless cretin; condemned to bear witness to the fleeting years of my priceless youth fade and my mortal vessel rot with age. This board has imprisoned me; sealing me away to a fate of endless decay, forever bickering among the other wretches of this cyberspace cafe for the socially aborted.

I am, but just for that Pass I can sell
who gives a shit about this board, really?

>>540855

I came here for jootoob funniness and I left with this - thank you /po/ for 3 solid minutes of happiness.

I like checking out the origami that people post here and try some folds my self .

i'll give it a shot

I'll give it a go. Any rules about it? Guessing it has to say "4chan /po/"

>>541124
Click on "Submit Banner" on the contest page for the full rules. It has to say /po/ – Papercraft & Origami.

>>541122
>>541124
This:
>>541320
And also the dimensions are 468 X 60. It's the size of the ad banners, rather than the main banners.

Tomorrow is the last day.

Already made one last night. Good luck others!

>>540853
Surely I'm not the only one who banged out something simple and witty on Paint.NET for the chance to get a pass.

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Is it any good?

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You guys look like a really slow board, so I made you a banner.

You can take it and submit it if you want.

>>541420
Why don't you submit it?

>>540853
we should have that >pika pika pic on the banner
anyone has it ?

>>541423
It looks like we can only submit one banner per week. In the long shot event I won the pass, I would not use it to visit /po/, since I'm not into it. But I am interested in the contest doing well, and I have a better chance to win a pass submitting for the boards I know the culture of.

So if you don't hate it, it's yours. Or whomever's. There will be a pass awarded for each board, so the /po/ pass should go to a /po/ poster.

>>541479
I'm pretty sure that the limit is one banner per board, so you could submit a banner for each of this week's boards

>>541479
>>541480
Yeah, it looks like there was a bug. A /qa/ poster was able to submit multiple boards when he lowered the file size to 120k from 150k.

But I still think the pass should go to a /po/ster, and mine is pretty simple, and might not get votes anyway. So I still leave it for /po/ to decide.

Well, after seeing the suggestion we can see someone remembers the /tg/ winterball incident.

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I really really like this one

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>>541474
I was just thinking about making something with either that or a very shitty inflatable cube papercraft with "/po [s] l [/s] /" written on it and a thumbs up next to it.
Too lazy, though.

"/PO/ - NOBODY GOES THERE - MOOT, 2015"

Gonna need one with the pika pika craft, you know the one.

>>541474
>>541642
>>541657

>Trying this hard
>So useless that can neither successfully force a meme, or do a shitty banner.

Keep samefagging, kid, maybe one day you will achieve something.

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>my submission wasn't used
Aw

>>541681
That's because your submission didn't go through. The actual size limit is 128kb, and your file didn't upload properly. I bet that you didn't get a status link either.
Mods aren't cherrypicking banners, it's just that a shitton of submissions are lost in the limbo because of technical shit like this

>>541689
>The actual size limit is 128kb
Ah, that would do it.

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>tfw made this before realizing you can't submit for /po/ anymore

tfw only 5 votes because my submission is an obscure cross board reference.

>>541641
creator here
i browse /pol/ a lot, almost never go to /po/ unless on accident, thought you guys would appreciate that

>>541709
wow that is really nice

>>541709
hahaha