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>>3125486
kys my man ray

"I told my mom I wanted to shoot myself, she bought me a camera"

>>3125657
This is the worst thing I've ever read

"Mind if I post some of my recent shots, guys? Hope you don't mind the low-quality, my talent is still a little RAW?"

the measure of how fast your pimp hand goes when you have to slap an annoying model? "shut her" speed

>>3125486
Shutter slap

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>>3125486
I asked my girlfriend if she liked photography.

Then I invited her into the darkroom, to see what develops. ;D

Hey baby are you a Canon 6D mark ii? Because you don't have as high of a dynamic range as your older sister.

>>3125657
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>>3126061
these aren't puns

>>3126065
I agree, they are really not up to Parr

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this is the worst thread. I cant even

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>>3125657
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>>3126129
XD

>>3126065
Why don't you make like a self portrait and shoot yourself?

>>3126138
hah

>>3125499
Under rated

>>3126129
go back to playing with your pocket wizard

>>3126138
ISO that post coming

>>3126138
Best one

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When I take pictures of people, I usually ask if they want to see it. The joke is, I shoot film. Usually they look in the viewfinder and become confused.

>>3127579
what a praktster

Why im shooting using M mode? i am no longer needed the Manual

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>>3127331
lol

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>>3127579
If you have an old manual SLR, put a paper in the memo holder with a stick figure drawing. And show that to people when they want to see what you shot =P

>>3127579
>XDDDDDDDDDDD

>>3125657

So I videotaped me shooting myself in the face with my dad's Browning. I bet she wasn't laughing after that.

>>3129904
How many pussies did you eat with that trick?