>be me >Use Sony a7 >Hire model for photos >We set

>>3117864
This never happened, fucking kill yourself.

>>3117868

Quick wit on this one.

>>3117868
Check out Sherlock Holmes over here

>>3117868
>I'm shocked

>>3117864
>>be me
>>use Alpa large format camera with Aero-Ektar lens, also brought my Canon 1d whichever with a Sigma 200-500mm F/2.8
>>hire model
>>we etc etc
>>bitch thinks I'm compensating for something
>>I beat her to death with my equipment
>>bury the body
>>kill one of the hostages


I don't give a fuck. Stop being a pussy

>>3117864
>can't find any decently priced a7rII's near me
>all craigslist posts are just pajeet scams

feelsbadman

>>3117864
not your fault desu :(

>>3117864
Should've had a fuji. She'd be sucking your dick and tickling your asshole right about now.

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>>3118162
FUCK OFF FUJICHADS

FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU

>>3118162
>Tickling your asshole
God fujicuck are faggots

>>3118166
>>3118167
>having sexual encounter with a woman
>gay

Aahahahhhahhaa triggered sonyfags are so insecure :D No wonder women dismiss you pathetic little wankers
Protip: it's not because of your camera ;)

>>3117864
>great cameras
>like the A7rII
There's your problem

>>3117864
>be me
>Use Fuji X-T2
>Hire model for photos
>We set location and date
>Meet and start shooting
>She noticed my camera
>Start laughing at me
>I get confused and nervous
>"What's wrong...?"
>She tells me my camera is small, disappointing, and looks old
>Laughs more and pulls out her phone
>Makes fun of me on Instagram
>Takes photos of me and ruins my photography career
>I don't get it, why are women so mean and hate great cameras like the X-T2?

Life of a mirrorless user is suffering.

>>3117868
>>3118194
lmao at sonyggers getting this triggered

>>3118181
>getting your asshole tickled by a female
You may as well let her peg you at this point or better get a sex change so guys can.

>Sony fag
Nahh I'm not I just like causing ruckuses in these fucking cancer threads

>>3117864
Sony is the best camera of all time.

You're just an insecure Canikon user who can't afford a superior camera.

>>3117864
>>be me
>>Use Canon 1DX II
>>Hire model for photos
>>We set location and date
>>Meet and start shooting
>>She noticed my camera
>>Start giving me those "fuck me" eyes
>>I get aroused
>>"What are you looking at...?"
>>She tells me my camera is HUEG and it must take a BIG MAN to handle such a BIG CAMERA
>>Walks up to me and drops her panties
>>Pulls out her phone
>>Takes photos of us fucking for Instagram
>>All her friends want to "model" for me now
DSLR: 1
Atheist Mirrorless Fags: 0

>>3118399
>>>be me
>>>Use Olympus EM1 Mark II
>>>Hire a qt glasses hipster model for photos
>>>I set location and date
>>>Meet and start shooting
>>>She noticed my camera
>>>Start giving me those "fuck me" eyes
>>>She's so aroused
>>>"What are you looking at babe?"
>>>She tells me my camera is so expensive and it must take a RICH DEPENDABLE MAN to be able to afford such an EXPENSIVELY SUPERIOR M43 CAMERA
>>>Walks up to me and drops her panties
>>>Pulls out her phone
>>>Takes photos of us fucking for Instagram
>>>All her friends want to fuck me now
>DSLR: 1
>Atheist Mirrorless Fags: 1
Your move beta DSLR fags

>be me
>using a D700
>shooting people at places, no model
>cute girl notice my camera and my 35mmG ED with red filter on it
>'are you shooting in Black and White? You have such a professional gear'
>'y-yes, trying SOOC jpgs only'
>she asked to pose for a few snaps
>'here take my number, send for me later'
>tfw it only happened in my mind

>>3117864
Go back to /v/ you fucking retard.

>be me
>Use Nikon Df
>don't care for shooting vapid bitches
>traipse about the country in my truck shooting awesome landscapes in far away places
>random fat asses in truck stops
>post on /p/
>get shit on because I suck
>don't care

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>>3118399

>>3118503
>Take awful photos nobody cares for
>Put on a trip
>Suddenly all of /p/ is worshiping me

>>3117868
check out the big brain on brad

>>3118731

No one on /p/ worships me.

>>3117864
this shit wouldn't happen if you bought the fe 85 1.4 with lens hood.
what did you bring?
some adapted minolta 50 1.7?

>>3118754
I do

>>3118761

I'm sorry.