Now that the dust has settled, what does /p/ think of Jason Lanier?

I think /p/ needs less Jason Lanier

Still funny but the specific photos need to be mixed up. This is one of the less horrible ones I've seen.

>>3077273
better people skills than 90% of this board and his photos are much more original

Needs to be the dick version.

>>3077273
In addition to that pic being generally weir, is the perspectrive on the people look fucked to anyone else? It's like it's been skewed, the wrong resolptuion or maybe just being near the edge of a rectilinear wide angle lens? They look weird.

>>3077378
it's a combination of being near the edge of the lens and being at an angle to the film plane, so they look wider and shorter than normal. probably intentional manlet symbolism given the penis compensator in the background, it harkens back to the old Dutch masters

>>3077273
It reminds me of how much self-doubt makes me hate myself and photography, because there are talentless hacks like this out there that actually rake in the money shooting overprocessed garbage without a second thought, whereas I have trouble convincing myself to even print my photos out.

>>3077388
your average person has bad taste and no aesthetic sense, and there will always be hacks with only marginally better aesthetic sense who can cater to them

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>>3077273

There are people who eat at McDonalds that think it's amazing and then people who prefer to eat at establishments that are not fast food and consider that to be the culinary standard. Same applies to photographer's and their clients. Some McDonald photographers are 5-stars in the eyes of their trashiest customers.

Jason Lanier is basically the most expensive article of clothing offered in a wal-mart. But you know who exactly shops at wal-mart.

>>3077405

>wal-mart
yes
>Mcdonalds
I mean some of their stuff isn't bad, like If you get the fries fresh. This is like guaranteed stale Mcdonalds.

>>3077431
Yes, and just like Jason Lanier, not ALL of his stuff is bad.

But at the end of the day, it is still McDonalds grade.

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>>3077405
what I'd expect to find in a walmart is so accurately depicted in this picture.

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>>3077388
Michael Bay's Battleship made a $100 million profit at the box office. You can be bad, but still pretty good.

>>3077444
this is amazing. nice digits,

Kenny R is better.

>>3077273
fuck off jason.

>>3077273
He is the cancer of the online photographic community. Worse than Froknos and Angry Tog

>>3077388
Dang too true, I'm that close to offing myself. I've spent years studying photography and it's amounted to nothing.

>>3077273
>Pic
The dust hasn't settled at all, I can see it clearly behind the car

That said, I like this meme. It alway makes my kek to see his pictures and obstinate watermark

>>3077273
Unfortunately he is no longer fat.
But, he is now a skinny fat.
Too bad about the hat.
Used to be a cripple.
High pitched whiney voice.
Sony Cuck.
Money, fame, world traveler.
Still sits in a gym parking lot, crying all alone in a car, still angry about be called a fattie in school 25 years ago.
But he's gonna show them, no more fatso.
His self esteem, his self worth is based on what children said to him decades ago.
That's fucking sad.
Bu-u-u-t-t-t, -snif-snif- I'm gonna show them.
How soon before he jumps from a Thailand hotel room after a night of sucking Ladyboy feminine penises.
Cuck-cuck-cuck Jason.
Here have some pie, you'll feel better.

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How does it feel to know he's one upping you all.

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lmao. I remember watching one of his videos where he was doing a workshop, so it was him and like 5 or 6 other 50+ year old fat daddies in there shooting a hot young model on the beach. Shit was so weird, you could see the models face she wasnt too comfortable about it.

>>3078202
models gotta make a living too man. they can't always choose the photographer.

>>3078217
sure they cant. But at least his audience was a little more diverse and didnt look like a full on bukkake party.

>>3077444
That's not the one I meant. I saw one with a long white dick at half mast.

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>>3078877
this one?

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>>3078877
or this one?

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>>3078923
you obviously don't know what half mast means.

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>>3078923
>>3079004

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>>3079004
well that dick one was the first penis lanier ever made, so I assumed you meant the original

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He's a "professional" photographer that doesn't bother to have his sensor cleaned much less photoshop the dust out of his photos.

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>>3079008
lol, I was the one that took the lanier logos off that image, then I also was the one that made the high res lanier logo png, and someone put my logo onto the image I specifically took the lanier logos off of. why??

>>3077444
Literally expected nothing less from a sonyfag

>>3077273
He's no Sarnehed

>>3077273
Fucking horrible.

>>3077444
trips of truth

>>3079019

this is just sad, its even worst with all that sea salt ruining the camera.

>>3079019
>that sensor
what the fuck onii-fampai?

>>3079025

lolled hard at this.