>be American >Trump starts invasion of North Korea >chosen

Nikon FM2T with a 180mmF2.8 ED and a 50mmF1.8E. Kodak Proimage 100 and Ilford 400.
for digital would be a single Fujifilm x100t

Whatever NPS/CPS have ready supply of as loaners.

And maybe a X100 like >>3056944 says because a small, discrete option is always nice.

If I was real ballsy, then I'd also go with the FM2, but with the 35/2 AIS and 105/2.5 AI.

C330 with grip, 135mm and 65mm.
Only provia. Hopefully don't get trumped in ktown.

You would need to take film to actually capture good colos though guys... Nikon n601 i think

my Df, with my Holy Trinity 35/2, 50/1.4 and 85/1.8

If I have to bring film, RB67 with the 50/90/180 Holy Trinity I had, so I could bash Communists in the head with it and then take pictures of their lifeless body.

Add Manfrotto 3036 tripod to become Ken Rockwell's Hammer, swing it on DPRK officers.

Leica M6 classic + 35/2 Summicron

None because I have a ton of medical conditions

>>3057039
tell us what it's like owning all this gear, and over several long years never taking a single photo worth a damn

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>>3056935
>be South Korean
>Trump starts invasion of North Korea
>Seoul gets targeted by every single peice of artillery in North Korea
>want to capture pictures which showcase the destruction

What camera would you bring /p/? Something that's heavy and tough so you can bash in the heads of looters right?

>>3057353
you are a 'photographer', you wouldn't bash no one in the head.

Buy a Nikon F/F3t/Fm2T that can stop some bullets you would take.

>>3057271

It's better than being a proletariat bitch who still lives with his parents and shills Sony cameras he can't afford, faggot

>>3057378
>grasping at straws intensifies

>>3057039
>Implying you wouldn't be added to the list of casualties before taking one photo, let alone carry all that gear

>Holy Trinity
And not a single valuable picture in sight.

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>>3057387

>Implying I would go to Best Korea
>Implying I would be drafted
>Implying my ankle would let me shoot norks in the name of Capitalism

where's your photo thread? Oh yeah that's right.......

>obligatory cat photo for Caturday

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>What camera would you bring /p/?
One which can absorb temperatures of up to 6000 celsius.

>>3057039
>with my Holy Trinity

The holy trinity is the 14-24, 24-70, 70-200...

Not a travesty with three standard short primes.

>>3057406
>The holy trinity is the 14-24, 24-70, 70-200
You're right, but that setup has some significant weight to it. I'd rather carry 3 standard primes

>>3057411
You're a soldier, dammit! Swole is the goal !

>>3057406
not even those primes.

if it was 35mm 1.4G + 50mm 1.4G + 85mm 1.4G it would be a faggy trinity

>>3056935
I already do this for a living. Feels good bro. I'm assignment two Mark IIIs, but I use an xpro2 and now a x100F (was the T) for my main cameras.

>>3057622
Oh and I'll probably carry my two XPans with me too

>>3056935
Leica M6 w/ Elmar 50mm collapsible for general coverage, then an EOS 33v w/ Canon 70-300mm for combat. Both with Portra 400.

>>3056935
bentax

>>3056935
>drafting burgers
>all recruits are fat with ipad in their face
>give up

I'd go with a Canon T5, older model but still good enough to nail tasty communist pics, and durable enough to beat an NK soldier into submission without missing a beat.

>>3056935

I assume 'move your feet to zoom' isn't always going to be an option in a warzone, so you want something with zoom. I figure almost any mirrorless with a their kit would be good enough.

If you want a superzoom, a6500 with SELP18200 is a little large, but the most compact you will get with that zoom range.

You will also probably want an old manual film camera that wont get fucked by the continual EMP bursts from nuclear weapons (though would radiation from a nuke ruin film?).

>>3056935
OM-1 with Tri-X 400

Or Bronica etrs with the same film, don't forget to bring the AE-II and speed grip

>>3057870
Just keep the film in a lead box you have to arduously haul through the rubble of destroyed cities

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Leica M10

>>3057378
no it actually isn't lol

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>>3056935
Anyone know what kind of camera this is? I read somewhere that a lot of North Korean electronics are just relabeled Chinese ones, but I can't read the brand on the photo.

>>3058634
>but I can't read the brand on the photo.
That's because you don't know north korean.

>>3058568
Good taste.

>>3057039
holy shit sugar nobody fucking asked you

>>3058635
That must be it.

>>3058634
looks like a rabal.
but hey, they upgraded their helmets.

>>3056935
A GoPro. What's with all these retards bringing FILM?

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Whatever this guy's got. I'll be practically bullet proof with that many Fs on me.

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>>3057378
>truck driver
>thinks he's not a prole
If the American dream is bait, then you've bitten so hard the hook has gone through the roof of your mouth and is fucking with your brain.
>literally white trash
>literally a victim of inbreeding
>literally a victim of obesity epidemic
>literally a victim of negroid wealth redistribution
>literally survived on muh disability bux
>literally so talentless at the only thing you care about that total newcomers question your basic proficiency

>>3057400
Why are you such a piece of shit
Of course we're implying all that, look at the fucking thread you're posting in you worthless shit

>>3057039
What a fucking loser

>Muh retro gear
>Muh 3 lenses that I decide to call the holy trinity
>muh funny joke

>>3057404
Nikon F it is