>a modeling agency contacts you and asks you to shoot *your

say yes

Ask them if they want it to look like an accident.

Pack my fanny pack full of spaghetti and spill it all once on location.

>>3035161
i shoot myself
then i shoot myself

>>3035161
who is this cumster dumpster

>>3035225
This is the only right answer OP

whip it out

>>3035225
this.

i do a lezbo domination nude shoot featuring brice dallas howard and milana vayntrub.

>>3035161
why would she put in her those stupid small fake tits? if she wouldnt have these atrocities in her chest that would be the perfect body and perfect woman.

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>>3035390
this

>>3035161
Ask what it paid.

Check out that hot piece of ass on the far left! Camera guy knows what's good

I take Kendall Jenner and Bella Hadid and shoot a campaign for Gucci.

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You say yes.
You meet to discuss what they want, and get it on record/in writing.
You do the shoot, supply the images and invoice them.
You get paid.
You say thanks to your agency contact/the model and that you look forward to working with them again.

also fuck yes rachel cook

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Ask how much it pays.

>>3035818
jesus dude youre like 50

>>3035820
u jelly

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>>3035820
>>3035818
>implying a 50yo isn't MORE likely to eat ass, have money to pay for things, be able to give this little strumpet an orgasm

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>>3035161

Can I make it a pov video?

>>3035903

>eating ass

Degenerate untermensch.

>>3035903
ty for the kek

>>3035953
We're not all vegan cucks, Sugar. Get over it.

>>3035199
This post is a good post

>>3035903
lololololol, what a comeback. You earn my admiration, bruh.

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>>3035961

Has nothing to do with veganism. That's fucking nasty.

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>>3035161
Send them a photo of my chair

>>3036014
Stop being a pussy

>>3035212
>>3035225
Underrated

>>3035903
not if you can't lift it up ;P

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>>3035953
>>3036014
>not filling your beard with fresh clamjuice at the start of every day
>not just buying the best camera
>sperging out over a lenshood/little bit of feminine musk
Why do beta cucks even get up in the morning when they know life is going to be so hard for them?

>>3035391
because she is a vapid, vain human being who lives off her looks and most people are dumb enough to be ok with fake tits

>>3035161
I get all my fave models and shoot an editorial exclusively of their gaping buttholes

>>3035903
actually, he's probably not able to give her a vaginal orgasm because he's out of shape and old. maybe a clitoral one because he has experience in eating clam.

t. knower

>>3036359
And that's how we know you are a betafaggot.
Who the fuck even cares about the girl, the whole point is you fucking hot young whores, not young hot whores orgasming on your dick.

>>3036519
The whole point is paying a hot young whore to act like she's having an orgasm on your dick, despite you being Viagra age and looking like a middle-aged candle. The elaborate ruse -- and various things she can do w/ her vagina, being a whore i.e. professional -- gets you off, yielding the most vivid nostalgia for when you were twenty and could blow a load at the drop of a hat.

Which is to say: thank Bob for hot young whores, get rich before you get old, and pussy-eating is optional but fine if you gotta.

>>3035820
>not blocking all trips
lol?

>>3035161
Shit my pants because I'm a terrible photography and I don't usually shot humans.

So did you start this thread, Gervin?

>>3036519
I prefer having a girl around who lusts for my dick for the sake of it, not for my money.

>>3036791
if you think op pic is by Gervin, you are visually illiterate

>>3036814

Hey, that's the phrase I taught /p/! I love seeing it come back around in an attempt on my life.

Gervin literally just posted a picture that he took of Rachel Cook on his instagram, dummy. It stands to reason that he suddenly landed his white whale, got excited, and then posted this thread on /p/. It's one hell of a coincidence otherwise.

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>>3036817

Pic in question.

>>3036819
I don't know who the person on either pics is and I don't care. All that I commented on is that op's pic was not in Gervin's style.