>School Project: make a slogan for a company that makes camera

>Unleash Your Inner Gearfag™

>>3025198

Strickland Gear

"We make Video Equipment, and Video Equipment Accessories."
Catchy no?

"The photography Store"
"Come down to the photography store and buy camera equipment and tailored suits"

>>3025198
Imagine. Change.
There you go, problem solved.

>Make yourself useful

>>3025198
Professor Priorities' Aperture Emporium

"We have holes to suit your needs"

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>>3025198
Here you go OP

shoot the dog hang the kids frame the wife

"Stand out from the crowd"

Because everybody takes photos now and "I'm a photographer" is something any asshole can say now. Being a photog isn't a enough anymore; you need to be above all the others.

One way of accomplishing that, by the way, is working hard, and doing your work yourself. People who ask 4chan to do their homework for them are not likely to make much of themselves.
Just saying.

>>3025453
A rare hint of actual humour on /p/.
If you didn't steal this from somewhere I'm pleasantly surprised.

Sniper Camera Lens

"Shoot them first or we shoot you"

>>3025198
"A little rape and a little gape goes a long way"

Guaranteed best upskirts you've ever taken or your money back.