I'm doing a land whale boudoir shoot in a bit, any

give her a fancy dinner out and pay for it all. chicks dig that.

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>>2987936
Time to break put that wide angle OP.

>>2987938
I usually bring wine and a cheese and fruit tray to shoots to help the models relax. This one I'm thinking pizza and beer.

>>2987936
weed. fatties love weed

t. hamplanet sommelier.

>>2987936
Mackerel

Well is she single? I would say whip out your weenie, and just start wacking it if she is not getting into the mood for the shoot. This will make her feel sexy as hell.

>>2987961
>whale
>mackerel

They eat plankton you shitlord.

Update, I told her to do a few poses not because she wanted them but because I thought they were sexy. It worked well, she relaxed and the shots improved.

>>2987936
Post her pics in a cuck thread on /b/ and show her the comments of all the basement dwellers jerking off to her.

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>>2988240
snapp by William Klein

>>2987936

maybe with a tilt-shift-lens you can make her look tiny

>>2987944
>I usually bring wine and a cheese
>thinking pizza and beer
kek.