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Make inflammatory, sweeping claims that are often self-contradictory, always with little proof, in order to drive up page views so he can feed his growing family.

>>2966133
Saturatis maxima

Making sure everyone gets it right in camera

>>2966133
>buy gear
>write a review on the internet
>return it to the store

>>2966133
shooting telephoto with a flash, aparrently

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His son is growing into quite a man

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Scoring goals

>>2966310
autistic shit

Small penis
Big lens

Pottery

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>>2966310
I heard he also does movies on the side

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>>2966433
>He doesn't know that Ken is bursting at the seams with male vitality

>>2966208
who knew ken had large adult sons

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attached image is still the only good work of art i've ever made

>>2966133
Fac inflammatione rapit saepe clamat contrarie semper argumentum parum, ut sic potest pascere crescit familia agitare.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f5em9hj3TZA

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66666 get for lord Ken

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>>2966666
ebin

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>>2966186

you're not quite into wildlife photography, right?

also,

be a guest to Jared Polin Froooo knoooows phooooooooooto dot com

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>>2966666
witnessed

>>2966666
holy shit

>>2966666
>666666
middle gray for ken, delicious

>>2966666
duly checked

>>2966666
Holy fuck.

>>2966666
noice

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>>2966666
K-kek is that you!?

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>>2966666

>>2966666
Kek Rockwell

>>2966666

PRAISE KEK

>>2966666
check em

>>2966666
Oh my

>>2967015
Satietem means being satiated

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>>2966666
Witnessed.

le repeating numbers in very slow board xDDDDDDD le praise frog meeeem magic baseeeddd

>>2967255
Oh fuck off you no fun allowed, miserable cunt.

>>2966670
(((Jared Polin Frooooo knoooows phootooooooo dot com)))

kys

Fuckers at work telling me, always in the photo lab, "Ken Rockwell ain’t bout this, Ken Rockwell ain’t bout that"
My boy a fucking god on shooting jpegs and them
He, he then say "that nigga don’t be putting in no work"
SHUT THE FUCK UP! Y'all niggas ain’t know shit
All ya motherfuckers talk about:
"Ken Rockwell ain’t no real photographer"
"Ken Rockwell ain’t this"
"Ken Rockwell a fake"
SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!
Y'all don’t live with that nigga! Y'all know that nigga got a wife and kids and shit. Nigga been taking photos since fuckin, I don’t know when!
Motherfuckers stop fuckin' playin' him like that! Them niggas adding maximum saturation out there!
If I catch another motherfucker talking sweet about Ken Rockwell I’m fucking beating they ass!! I’m not fucking playing no more! You know those niggas roll with Adormama and B&H and them

>>2967531
see yah

>>2969227
a raw file, thats that shit i dont like

>>2969528
>>2969227
What the fuck happened to the world? Why can't we hate a plain old simple things like black people or communism? Why does it have to be so complicated?

>>2969528
my nig

>>2969543

Holy shit, stfu already.

This alt-right shit getting fucked in the ass

>>2966666
Checked

>>2969227

Someone vocaroo record this please

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>>2966666

>66666

>>2966133
>massive tele
>adds a flash

The trolling never ends...

>>2966670
>you're not quite into wildlife photography, right?

What's he shooting? Ant portraits?

>>2969991
>>2969990
Ever heard of fill light? Those huge tele lenses don't mean you can do portraits from kilometers away, you have to be at 50-100m from the subject.
Fill flash works wonders especially below thick foliage.

>>2966666
>

bumping the best thread on /p/ currently

>>2970002
dude, that flash wouldn't even clear the lens barrel.

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>>2966666

witnessed

>>2972226
Depends on the subject distance

>>2966562
I think that's pretty funny. Ken did always strike me as a successful street thug, always talking shout his mercedes.

>>2966562
I love this

>>2972226
maybe he was shooting with a smaller lens earlier on and switched lenses without taking the flash off

WHAT NOW MOFO?

>>2970002
Are you retarded?

I can't really think of any other response to your blatant stupidity

His son Ryan has a new youtube channel, its about what I' expect from the fruit of Ken's loins.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f5em9hj3TZA

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>>2966666

>>2976677

sage

>>2976695

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>>2966666

>>2966666
this ken rockwell guy has nice infos that iam looking up to when needed....i.e. film cameras flashes etc....
>shoots jpg
>maxes saturation
not my business

on the other hand...
>>2966670
anyone who wastes time on this major faggot of the internet should kill himself

>>2966666
What the hell's that picture about

>>2981309
Magic

>>2966666
u mothrfucker

>>2966133
To get newbs to quote him as if he was a Ansool Addams God.

>>2966133
Some people just want to watch the world saturate

>>2981603
Adam's overrated

... Is that a left-handed camera body?

>>2966666
well then, civil war it is.

We've nearly made it one month, what a glorious thread

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCb9kN5Vubd8T0ffGdwQ-XUQ/featured

fuck I feel sorry for the kid

>>2983949
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MIMG0NIxoSo

>>2983949
>feeling sorry for him
>when he's got a Q&A episode
Now's your chance /p/

Bumping this super relevant thread that totally isn't a meme.

>>2966133
Set saturation to insane level and shot boring shit.
This guy is cancer, literally.

>>2984668
>disrespecting our Lord & Saturatior
not on MY /p/, GTFO and kill yourself

>>2975131
What is he saying? The one word he says 4 of 5 times.

>>2966666
i cant even

>>2972226
dude, it would

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