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Why are most photographers ugly, fat (matt granger and angry

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Why are most photographers ugly, fat (matt granger and angry photographer) or emaciated (kai and lok), nerdy (nothrups), awkward (jared polin) and autistic (jason lanier). The only one who look handsome and has a good personality os Chris Niccols from camerastoretv but he is gay as fuck.
Is this just a meme? Whenever I see photogs as well in the wild they usually fit the description above not to mention carrying enormous pro bodies and lens that makes them look like a total creep.

This is the reason I use OMD EM1 instead because chicks dig the retro looks and I look like a normal being using them. I lift weights 3 times a week and wear styliah clothes. Some models mistake me for being the model. But I say no I'm the photographer.

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>>2800732
and yet here you are OP, posting on /p/.
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>>2800732
I'm an outstanding photographer, and yet also devilishly good looking.
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>>2800732
Chase Jarvis is pretty good looking and sociable.

Come to think of it, all of the people you mentioned are Youtubers, not photographers.
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northrup is nerdy? I don't think so. I swear I think of the dog whisperer every time I see him
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>>2800732
>but he is gay as fuck.
He's married with kids.
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The ones in the selfie threads here aren't particularly ugly.
Let's see what you look like, OP.
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Why do you care?
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Low quality bait op.
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What the hell is even the point of this thread?

> photographers are ugly/goofy/retarded
> big cameras make you look like a creep
> fagging hard on the OMD
> fagging harder on yourself

Pick a topic and stick to it.
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>>2800732
you mean the a6300 right?
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>>2800732
>most photographers
>names youtube celebs

Broaden your horizons
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>>2800752
>He's married with kids.

So is Caitlyn Jenner
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>>2800732
>he is gay as fuck

Don't you fucking talk shit about my waifu you fuck. (do you think he's fucking Nathan Elson? I always thought there was some sort of sexual tension between them.)
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Also Chris Niccolls isn't a prophotog. He's a camera expert, a gear fag.
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>>2800732
>>The only one who look handsome and has a good personality os Chris Niccols from camerastoretv but he is gay as fuck.
>>I lift weights 3 times a week and wear styliah clothes.

>calls a man handsome
>sensible gaydar
>weights lifts
>/fa/

lmao anon youre as candyass as they come.
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>>2800732
Chris Niccols is a shop owner, not a photographer.
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>>2800746
He's "nerdy" by character, but he doesn't look or dress nerdy.
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>>2800796
Chris has a wife and a newborn kiddo
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>>2800829
Bi guys get married to women too.

>>2800732
You're not a photographer. You're also gay as hell nigga.
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>>2800831
write a gay fan-fiction starring Chris and Nathan faggot
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>>2800833
I would but I'm not a good writer, hunty.
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>>2800732
It's interesting that after calling out some cunt for reposting "Why photographers are usually so fucking ugly" we get a brand new copy of the thread in paragraph form. Did you pick up a Portuguese to English dictionary?
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>>2800732
Most photographers aren't making youtube videos about cameras. What you mean to say is:

Why are most camera gear reviewers ugly autistic nerds, and the answer is because photographers who aren't autistic nerds without girlfriends are actually out taking photos.
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>>2800811
op must be looking at his old photos when he shills for m$
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>>2800732

I like how Jordan looks like a proper video editor: underslept, hungover, with no signs of exposure to sunshine.
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>>2800792
Umm ok...
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I think Robert caps would be really handsome if he could get his eyebrows under control and didn't step on a landmine
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>>2800796
>Nathan Elson
you might be onto something there

>>2800829
doesn't mean a thing
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>>2800792
*Bruce
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>>2800792
When he gets a sex change your comment will stop being worthless. Unless you think all married men with kids are trannies.
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Im sexy asf
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>>2800829
>>2800831

The Camera Store is a family business.
So he's also expected to produce successors.

That said, he's probably straight and just acting gay for laughs.
Married gay men generally try to hide their sexual preference, often by becoming extremely anti-gay.
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>>2801036
Wait, Niccolls actually owns the camera store? I thought he was just one the sales guy turned host.
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>implying girl photographers arnt qts
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It's because Chris is not a photographer, he sells cameras for a living.

Kai also isn't a photographer, he's just a dude who got a job presenting something. He was doing airsoft videos before DRTV.
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>>2800732
/p/ itself is pretty good looking desu.
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Tony Northrup is a grey haired nerd. But his wife is sexy as hell and also a photographer.
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>>2801227

A lot of girls I'd imagine find him pretty attractive.

>tfw you will never have a hot model wife who will go out to the park and shoot with you and get shot
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>>2801187
...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_u4Ts04Ahws
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>>2801248
lost
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>>2801248

Holy shit I did not expect to see Lok there
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>>2801248
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>>2801259
>>2801262
>>2801281

How did you mememasters not know about this?
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>>2800854
boom. truth.
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>>2800854
+1

fuck you captcha
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>Why are most photographers ugly, fat

what about Tyler?

https://www.youtube.com/user/tylerstalman/featured
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>>2801248
wow i didnt know kai presented airsoft videos...i used to watch that channel for some reason even though i never even played airsoft
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>>2800854
Kai's gf is a qt doe
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>>2800732
A photographer out of all people should know most humans are imperfect.
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>>2800732
>its a mad world
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>>2800789
prolly never heard of people like Diane Arbus or Weegee
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