Hi /p/ I'm a professional photographer, and I would like

>>2777644
that has to be the ugliest picture i have ever seen

andy worhol was trash when he was alive and he's still trash today

why the fuck do you need to show 4 copies of the save object, all edited like shit, looks like you have zero idea how to edit.

just because high school girls follow you on Instagram doesn't mean you actually have skill.

And If you're so fucking smart why can't you even follow the rules on this board?

>>2777646
You're just babbling because you can't comprehend the deepeeating behind this picture.

>the asthmatic of nature
very poetic, so you've got that going for you too.

>>2777693
you took a photo of a fucking shower faucet

didnt even center it for a composition like this

and worst of all obviously just dropped a couple photoshop/VSCO filters on it

your composition is shit
your angle of the subject is shit for this obvious worhol knockoff
your subject is boring
and your post processing looks like a middle schooler did it
if someone can't feel what you want them to feel, you obviously did a bad job
you obviously do not have an IQ of 160 as you cannot read the first post on this board and follow the rules for posting images

your "art" sucks
try harder

>>2777644
nice pasta bro

The real question here is whether the repliers are trolls as well, meta-trolling the trolling OP with perfectly phrased idiot replies, or whether this place really has so many gullible idiots just waiting for a chance to make themselves feel smarter by belittling others - I honestly don't know what's worse.

Everyone bites the bait the thread

>>2777713
At least my price was controversial enough to trigger a reaction from you.