I want to start a commune. I want people to join, pool resources,

Become a religious leader and then eventual mass suicide.

My only beef with that kind of lifestyle is that people are usually huge leftards muh peace and love. Other than that why not.

>>20196
FPBP

>>20195
nah.

these communities are usually a few chads fucking all the women with a few beta cucks actually doing all the work.

>>20199
Found the beta cuck.

>>20200
yep. but i'm self employed and all my money goes to me.

run your scam on someone else.

>>20197
>muh peace and love

Meaning that they won't do any work -or- they won't put up a fight when the red chinese come for our bodily fluids?

Idk if i count as a Chad, but poly and can bring 3 chicks if i can screw a few of the others.
Ill trade a chick for a trap also

>>20199
>>20201

So your tip is... arranged marriages?

Be ready to attract freeloaders and gross hippies.

Be ready to do all the work.

>>20205

>Trial cabin, with 1acre land plot.
>Raise/grow what you can within 4 months.
>If the land is well maintained, and it's profitable, you're in.

Got anything better?

Making all decisions based on majority voting is the only way to go. But that's still going to leave people unhappy.
Even having your own tiny plot where you're king might not be good enough.

You'll just have to start the whole process again.

>>20195
>>20197
>>20202
>>20205
>>20206
The biggest problem with is really is that people come in to leach off you and don't do work. You really need to start these things with close friends and family for them to work correctly.

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>>20196
You beat me to it. If it didn't become a second Waco I'd join.

>>20204
how else do you think villages worked for thousands of years?

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>>20209

The ugly 'Merican rears its head again.

How well does fascism work on a small scale?

>>20206
If wouldn't give anyone anything.Tell 'em to bring their own tent, and you designate an area for them to develop. Once they prove themselves, then they become a part of the community. Eventually, it wouldn't all be new land, you'd be dropping newcomers onto plots that already had crops growing or onto an area that you want a newer building constructed, as soon as the previous tenant gets promoted to a higher position of authority. Lower start-up costs, guaranteed fewer freeloaders, promotes positive reinforcement through advancement opportunities.

Google "Jonestown"

Sounds like a great idea, I would join. Everyone can help each other and trade or gift crops/animals.
Everyone needs to work for their own shit though.

>>20212
Well, judging from the way the average family works, fascism seems pretty great.

>>20195
>tips?
Join the Hutterites. Religious socialist commune.
>Nearly extinct by the 18th and 19th centuries, the Hutterites found a new home in North America. Over 130 years their population grew from 400 to around 45,000. Today, most Hutterites live in Western Canada and the upper Great Plains of the United States.

>>20217
>Cell phones are also very common among all three groups today. Text messaging has made cell phones particularly useful for Hutterian young people wishing to keep in touch with their peers. Most Hutterite homes have computers and radios; a minority of communities (mostly, liberal Schmiedeleut colonies) have Internet access.


They're lost.

>>20197
So no kekistan then.

>>20195
>I
>I
>Commune
Not going to work with that attitude you closet dictator.

>>20195
you better be a really good judge of character to filter out all trash

I knew a guy and his wife that had this idea. He had inherited 300 acres of arable land, just wanted to let people farm on it and create a co-op at the local feed & seed store, etc, kind of like an old-fashioned frontier community. He had a bunch of simple prefab cabins built and even paid to have water and electric run to each site, unmetered and free (to them).

The problem is, there are bad apples, and the number of bad apples is surprisingly higher than you might imagine. The kind of folks who might adopt this lifestyle also have a higher proportion of other issues - everything from mental health issues to domestic violence to drug use to general laziness. He had 11 families there at the peak, but by the end of the second year he had booted them all. Had to file legal proceedings to evict the final two who refused to leave even though they had never had to pay rent. The only group who he'd have taken back were a family of 4 who left early on and ended up buying their own little farm about a mile down the road and he still keeps in touch with them about beekeeping. One out of fucking 11 groups were decent enough to have respected his intent.

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>>20220
lol NAILED IT.

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>>20195
What do you bring to the table anon? If you want to be charismatic and start something, you've got to walk the walk. Ain't nobody but a fool would follow you and share all they've worked for just because you want to live in a commune.

Also. Why the fuck are those houses so close together? If youre in the middle of the woods spread them out a bit so you an get light in the windows and not hear each other jerkin' off.

>>20216

50% divorce rate?

>>20220
>>20223

This is what happens when kids get their commune info from startrek borg wiki articles.

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The jist so far is "Everything works great if not for certain (((bad apples))).

Just have to be up front on what you want, don't want to tolerate, and what happens if someone acts out.

>>20195
The only way this works is as a cult. If you don't have 100% authority over them then people will rot, either becoming free loaders, thieves, big stoners, abusers, or something along those lines. Owning the land isn't enough, because when you try to kick them out, they won't leave. You'll never be able to tell up front all the issues someone has or will have after living this way. The only way is to distill the fear of Christ almighty in their souls, and convince them that you are Jesus in the flesh. That way, even if you do get a dissenter of some kind, you can turn the whole commune against them in an instant.

>>20229
>socialism is bad because people starve not like under capitalist society
arent u a good boy

>>20230
In capitalism, most people don't starve and a select few in the underclass (who are often severely mentally ill) do. In communism most people starve and a select few in the new controlling class (who are often dickhead authoritarian politiburo members) don't.

>>20231
>>In capitalism, most people don't starve
Capitalism kills the same amount of people killed in the entire history of communism by any means (starvation, genocide, war, etc.) every 5.5-6 years by conservative calculations.


http://www.petersaysstuff.com/2014/05/attempting-the-impossible-calculating-capitalisms-death-toll/

https://robertlindsay.wordpress.com/2010/03/19/which-starves-more-people-capitalism-or-communism/

>>20196
This. Except not mass suicide. Mass murder

>>20232
Capitalism has never been tried, because if it was it would be proven perfect and they don't want that to be known

>>20230
Yeah because it's worked out so well for the USSR and Venezuela.