Was doing an Easter egg hunt in the garden with my nephew and

>>994197
put it in his but
the cycle continue

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>>994197
You know what we do with sneks...

>>994206
y u do dis

>>994206
Those aren't snakes and you're just an asshole.

>>994197
Just release it. It's just a garter snake, it'll eat a bunch of bull shit pests you have lurking about.

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>>994223
Snek is bad

Show it off so some people and let it go. That way everybody gets to tell a story and the snake isn't needlessly killed.

DESU the snake probably isn't going much harm slithering around in the yard.

>>994228
It's a garter snake you dumb nigger. You consistently make the worst posts on /out/.

>>994228
no ur bad

snek is friend :(

well, most sneks.

>>994197
space program

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>>994258
>>994251
SNEK BAD

>>994261
THIS

>>994261
/thread

>>994197
train it for squash hunting, I bet it is just as good as a squash cat!

Snek = cool

Phoney snek hed with limbs= bad

>>994261

For god sakes this

Prove what an awesome hunter you are by killing and eating it. At least eat it's heart so you can gain snake abilities.

Release it, those snakes are good to have around. You could also keep it as a pet but wild snakes can be a bit aggressive.
Like another anon mentioned it's a Garter snake. >>994227

>>994197

You should let it go and wash your hands, I bet they smell terrible now,

>>994554
lol

>These snakes will also discharge a malodorous, musky-scented secretion from a gland near the cloaca. They often use these techniques to escape when ensnared by a predator.
Pretty sure this happened.

>>994197
Normally I would promote killing all danger noodles, but that one is a harmless garter snake and is actually good for getting rid of pests.

>>994206

That's not a snake, that's a damn Eagle.

>>994549
I once had a garter snake as a pet when I was 13. Within a few days he was very friendly and wouldn't release his musk. We'd watch TV together. Then mom found Cap'n Crunch a few weeka later and I had to release him.

>>995382
>Then mom found Cap'n Crunch a few weeks later
?

>>995383
Not him but I'm going to assume that was the snek name

>>994261
This, go ask /b/