Hey /out/, I want to tell you a story. >be me >22 >exploring

>walk closer
>make out torn muddy clothes and long brown hair
>she looks towards me, her face covered in tears
>looks to be about 19
>ask her if she is lost
>she says no but doesn't say anything else
>ask her what's wrong
>says she got in a fight with her abusive parents 2 days earlier and they made her leave the house
>she has nowhere else to go and is now homeless
>she slowly walks closer to the cliff and looks down at the river a good 30 meters below
>I look down too and notice that there is a rock outcropping along the edge of the river there
>realizing she is contemplating an hero by jumping down onto rock outcropping
>try to think of what to say
>don't want her to an hero but too socially awkward to think quickly in this type of situation
>she looks directly into my eyes, tears streaming down her face
>she then jerks her head toward the river and jumps off the edge
>I grab her arm
>almost get pulled off with her
>laying on ground, her danging from my hand over deadly rock far below
>she looks at me with shocked, still sad yet grateful eyes
>she reaches up with her other arm and I help her climb to safety
>still crying she thanks me for saving her
>says she doesn't remember the last time anyone showed her kindness
>says that when I risked my life (her weight could have pulled me off the cliff) to save her I showed her that someone does care about her
>because of that she doesn't want to die anymore

>says she is scared and doesn't know what to do or have anywhere to go
>tell her I will make sure she is okay
>she looks at me with a look of intense gratitude and hope
>hugs me even tighter than the bear hugs my dad used to give me
>doesn't let go for what had to be twenty minutes
>just stands there hugging me crying into my shoulder
>tell her she can come to my house and stay until she figures out where to go
>she says she doesn't think she has any option
>tell her not to worry about it, she can stay with me as long as she wants
>she thanks me
>she is trembling with relief and hope that she can be happy again for the first time in many years
>we walk downstream together
>get to end of cliffs
>sand bar (beach) along river
>she says she wants to get cleaned up after having not showered in a few days
>wait on sand bar
>she bathes in the river
>perfect tits
>she washes her clothes
>it's very warm, no need for dry clothes
>she asks if I'd like to swim with her
>sounds fun, agree
>play around in the water with her for hours
>starting to get late
>tell her we should start heading back
>we put our clothes back on
>resume walking back towards my car
>gets dark quicker than expected
>still a few miles from my car
>the rest of the way back is not along the river, might get lost without daylight
>tell her I have a sleeping bag and tarp with, ask if she's okay with sleeping in the forest tonight
>she is very excited about the idea

>decide not to use tarp
>clear night, no rain
>get out sleeping bag
>only intended for one person, it'll be tight, but we're not fat, we can make it work
>fall asleep in each other's arms looking at the stars
>next morning
>wake up early from bird songs and sunrise
>decide to stay in the forest for a while longer before heading back
>run around, climb trees, talk, have fun
>end up kissing
>after a few hours we walk back to my car
>drive to my house
>she stays with me for a few months
>we go back to that forest where we met sometimes
>always so happy there
>decide we want to live out there, in nature, not in my house in a big city
>sell house
>set up camp in forest
>live there
>climbing trees, swimming naked in the river, and eating wild berries and mushrooms every day
>perfect life
>posting this on library computer cause no electricity or internet at home in the forest
>tfw I have the best gf ever
>tfw I have the best home ever
>tfw I have the best life ever

Timestamp or gtfo

>>990688
OP doesn't have a piece of paper you dumb idiot, he lives in a forest

>>990689
Proof?

>>990694
Read the thread and you'll see that OP lives in a forest
People living in forests don't have paper because unlike you, they care about nature and therefore don't kill trees

>>990695
Proof that people living in forests don't have paper?

>>990696
>unlike you, they care about nature and therefore don't kill trees

>>990695
Also fuck you LARPer. Only two posters in the thread. Me and you. So fuck off OP, you faggot.

>>990698
OP here. There are 3 posters in this thread. Why would I have paper?

>>990699
There are 3 now. Nice try cunt, but you can read it at the top. Kys

>>990702
What are you talking about, faggot?

>>990699
In case you need to write something down?
Paper has been a pretty common household item for a long time now.

>>990689
Paper is made from treeeeeeeeeeees

>anon posts story about meeting his gf
>other anons autistically screech about paper

Great job guys

yeah

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>he lives in the forest so he doesn't have paper
>but he does have an internet connection

>>990761
I dont believe OP either, the story sounds so made up, but he said he is in the library. Can you people even read?

lmao. sounds like you made up your own cheesy rom flick

Hahaaaaa bums blasted

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>>990602
Honestly a great story. Made my heart feel warm. If you read this, and this is true, I wish you the best. Stay safe. It's a shame that other anons had to bitch about paper.

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>>990756
I literally lol'd

>>990688
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>>990921
>inb4 paper becomes a new /out/ meme

>>990922
>2017
>Not writing timestamps on birch bark with charcoal

What the hell are you guys arguing about paper for? You should be asking him to MS paint those hot titties.

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tfw OP is too socially stunted to ask the librarian for a piece of paper from the printer

>>990689
Doesn't have paper, but yet has internet connection, PC/mobile and electricity

Your relationship is based on taking advantage of a emotionally vulnerable suicidal girl.

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>>990607

cool fanfic

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>>991010
Here you go
>>991041
Yeah you caught me, I'm socially stunted
>>991064
READ THE FUCKING THREAD
>at library
>>991065
No it's not, she loves me
>>991075
Thanks

>>991370
You're a sad faggot. This story isn't true. Why would you go back into the library hours later just to come check this thread when you supposedly live in the woods

>>991740
>implying that was actually OP
>implying OP doesn't sit in a library shitposting for hours at a time

I'm not sure whose life is more empty; OP's for writing this shit or mine for taking the time to read it, hoping for at best a pun at the end only to be let down.

isn't this copypasta?

>>991806
Same here, I was eagerly awaiting for dinosaur walk.

OP here
sorry guys
none of it really happened
I just wanted some attention

OP here, I am a goddamned stupid cunt.
My girlfriend is typing this:
I am real, have 32D tits, and a nice tight little vagina. I love OP so much.


PS. We love trees so no paper

OP here.
I'm out of my meds.
Doctor asked me to stay away from my girlfriend. Told me that trees can not become girlfriends to humans.
Day 69: I'm stil humping the tree.
The sky turned into a paped with time and date written on it....


OP here.
I'm out of my meds....

OP here, three previous posters are not me

even though it's obviously fake, this is a beautiful story/fantasy

OP get some goddamned fucking paper you can go to a grocery store and get some paper bags made out of environmentally recycled paper and then cut them into sheets.

This thread is the dumbest bullshit.

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>>993997
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>>994735
God left this thread unfinished.

>>990975
/thread