im innawoods and it's too wet to start a fire what should

looks pretty dry to me

>>988364
Batonny chop chop

>>988364

Baton your Builder Bars and use them to start a fire

>>988364
close your lighter

>>988364

>Stupid enough to be smoking in 2017
>too stupid to figure out a 10 000+ year old technique

Yep. Checks out.

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>>988364
>Anonymous 04/09/17(Sun)16:59:45 No.98
looks like youre in the south of the or the west coast, chances are you can use some spanish hanging moss (pictured) to start a fire, in future if you're headed somewhere wet bring some tinder

Make sure that when you baton you use the hammer of your hatchet on the back of your knife. It won't break the knife because they're both made of steel and have the same resonating frequency

>>988364

>not carrying a gallon of gasoline with you

fucking split logs with your gay axe, cunt
use your cigarettes as tinder, gay retard
baton with the back of your axe if your axe is too small, faster than with a big branch

>>988410
>OP says its too wet to start fire
>anon thinks that wet moss will somehow light up better than wet wood

>>988364
What the fuck do you even need a fire for just eat a protein bar and go to bed. Your in the woods it's not like you have anything to stuff to stay up and do.

>>988523
In my experience that particular moss is easy to work with. it sticks to the trees when i dies so it stays out of the water. Ive been able to burn it even in heavy rain.

>>988364
Take the hatchet and beat the living shit out of the KBar and post pics.

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>>988412
>Have a hatchet - engineered, designed, built and bought with the purpose of chopping and splitting small logs while camping.

>Using it to smash a knife into the wood

>>Why?!?

>>988638
Its a b8 thing dummy

>>988364
Fucking Glutenfreeda. Do me a solid and don't buy their shit anymore. I deliver freight to them on a somewhat regular basis and the owner lady is an enormous, feminist cunt.

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Make a feather tardo.

>>988408
Oh is it the current year?

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>>988364
>innawoods
>cell reception

>>988771
The entire Appalachian Trail has LTE coverage now.

>>988364
Find some standing dead and bring it down with the hatchet. Outside parts might be wet but there will be some dry wood toward the center.

>>988364
Just start a fire. I've started fires in torrential downpours where water pouring off my face is fucking up everything. I'm not sure why you couldn't make a fire, if that image was the conditions you were in at the time.

>>988771
There are cell towers going up in remote locations now for search and rescue in the USA.

https://www.google.com/search?q=usa+map+cell+phone+coverage&tbm=isch

Combine several of those company maps into one map and you see there's a lot less area that doesn't have cell phone reception now.

>>988638
Are you going to use the knife to hammer the hatchet instead? Thats fucking dumb, genios

Too wet to start a fire

Dry leaves everywhere

>really???

Put knive through your cellphone battery.

Viola: instant hot flame, suitable even for moistest wood. Added bonus: it even lights up more when in contact with water.

>>988892
I don't know how to baton, the post.

>>988364
I would post your coordinates, and then slash your throat with the knife. Then us on /out/ could see who could find your body first! Dibs on the SHAMAAHRG.

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>>988892
>>988928

>>988364

Shove that flashlight up youre ass

I forgot I posted this. I got my shit together and stared a fire then got bored and fell asleep

>>988533
This. It's not cold, you don't need to cook, spend your remaining light building a decent shelter, scarf down those bars, and go to bed.

>>988364
>Take knife
>commit sudoku

>>988364
Just go to sleep, wake up when there's sun, done. Crushing darkness has been defeated

Open your back door and walk back into your house.

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؜>>988364
Always carry a flamethower innawoods. It solves most problems.

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>>988418
>Gasoline

>>988899
>dis


that looks pretty fucking dry dude. just build low and slow. and start splitting since the inside of a lot of wood will be dried out already.

>>988758
Get big maga sticker truckerfag. I would if i still drove. Fucking shitlibs

>>988957
The dubbed over text. Anon im trying to work and had to show this to a driver because i cant breathe

>>989859
Fire, the cause amd solition to all /out problemd

>>989881
I know right?

Not carting a 20lb propane weadburner.

>>990000
I drive LTL so it's a different trailer every day. Otherwise I'd love to do some shit like that.

>>988957

It's a Gerber...so Nothing of value was lost.

>>988364
take you hatchet or knife and peel a log or a branch until you reach smoothing dry, continue, then use the dry pieces

>>988883
kek try living in northern canada, you leave your house and you're suddenly in a blackout

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here you go OP, I got you this... pic related