Camping with logan. An adventure. Chapter 1 >be me >boyscout

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Camping with logan
An adventure chapter 2
>day 2
>we have new cub scouts
>trying to recruit them
> Logan is in fishing merit badge
>autisitcly looses his fishing pole
>confronts new cubby
>i step in
>i know this is cubbys pole
>logan threatens with a knife
>about knock this kid out
>report to SPL
>scoutmaster again gives sob story
>logan gets off fine
>i have now made myself a target
>later that night go to check his tent
>wanna find fishing pole to gloat
>walk into a tent of horrors

To be continued

>>988349
Kek

Lurking

>>988358
What will happen next on the new Netflix orginal "Logan"!!

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NEXT CHAPTER WHEN

>>988349
So disappointed that this isn't a fantasy /out/ X-men thread.

You got my hopes up for no reason, OP. Fuck you!

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Tonight at 10, breaking news, a boy at camp is being mischievous.

>>988453
well you're doing it wrong

>>988518
What is happen to the little boy :(
He keeps falling
He is my flailing spirt :(

Come on OP tell us more.

>>989081
Yea wtf is that thing

Come on motherfucker. Logan chapter 2 when.
In the meantime I'll greenest a quick dumbscout story
>Klondike derby
>fitestarting skill station
>given two wet frozen logs
>goal to make a fire big enough to burn a string strung two feet above the ground
>easy, just cut the logs, get some dry kindling from the middle, same thing every year, no biggie
>only allowed our own firestarter
>2 points deducted for using lighter, 1 point deducted for using match, 0 deducted for using flint or ferro, +1 for using drill or other primitive method
>guy in patrol in charge of fire used his dad's dremel to grind a bar of magnesium into dust
>fuckhueg pile of magnesium on a bed of dry moss
>sparks it
>FOOOOSHH
>blinding white flash
>kid was leaning over it
>2nd degree face burns
>No hair on the front half of his head, no eyebrows

>>989980
How many points did he get?

>>988349
I am already interested. Poor retarded kid

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>>989980
Wewlad

>>988349
Come back already. You just left us all hanging like a pair of old man balls out the leg of his shorts.

>>990201
I bet he was phoneposting and got a random ban like I have been getting all day from some cunt posting CP on /v/ or whatever board I have never been on.

Or got run over by a train while typing part 3.

>>990036
0/10
Sucks because we were kicking ass in every station until then.
'Nother fire story so Loganposter knows we didn't abandon him.

>annual camporee, 3 day weekend open for all troops in the district
>after the days activities and competitions are over
>and after OA tapout ceremony
>scouts who signed up can do overnighter shelter requirement for wilderness survival
>2 scouts from my troop make a nice lean to with fir branches
>It's next to another shelter with some other scouts, they wanted to build a small fire between them for warmth
>overnighter location is a ways away (~800yds) from the main camping area across a giant field on the treeline
>they can't get fire started
>genius scout sneaks across the field to his tent in the dark
>nobody sees him
>brings back a red solo cup full of white gas
>dumps it on the pile of sticks
>lights it with a match
>FWOOOOM
>three scouts go sprinting away
>genius' fleece coat arms on fire
>the cup catches fire too
>It's inside their shelter
>shelter with their sleeping bags goes up in flames
I'm personally back at the campsite and can see the inferno at the base of the treeline across the field
>scout gets 2nd degree burns on his arms, two sleeping bags and a fleece coat lost
>the reaming he got from his dad was fucking legendary

I guess this is just a fire story thread until Logan OP come back, I'll give it a shot.

>Big family gathering happening at some hotel near a lake
>Everybody is super stoked to go boating and do lake stuff
>We get there and find out there was a storm that blew a bunch of fertilizer from nearby farms into the lake
>Lake is now opaque green and smells like methane and death
>At some point a find an almost empty bic lighter on the ground
>Me, my sister, and a bunch of cousins are hanging out in one of the hotel rooms
>Charades only lasts so long with 15 year olds and up
>I bring out my lighter and start playing with it
>My crazy redneck cousin sees it and gets an idea
Keep in mind I haven't had a haircut for like 2 years at this point, so I am now "Long hair guy"
>"Hey anon, I wanna see if I can singe your hair."
>Lolwut
>"I won't light it on fire, just singe it."
>Me being bored, I naturally said yes
>Up until now, my lighter had only sparked
>First strike and a PERFECT flame shows up
>A good three inches of hair was on fire for a couple seconds before we smartened up and put it out
>The hotel room smells like burnt hair so we open the window
>The air smells like methane and death as previously mentioned
>Smelled like sin for a couple hours until it aired out

10/10 would light myself on fire again.

>tfw had autistic kid like this when i was in cub scouts
>literally made a joke about throwing water balloons at him (right before we were about to have water balloon fight)
>someone was like "hmm what are we gonna do with these water balloons"
>I said jokingly "haha throw them at (name)"
>he spergs out
>his mother is troop leader or whatever
>i get told to sit out the whole time

this kid did similar shit at scout camp when we were told if we did anything bad we'd be sent home and he did so much shit and never got sent home

>>989980
I remember my grandpa told me a story about when he had to do this

>lived near camp
>lay out huge sheet of tin foil
>put log in it
>cover it in gas/kerosene/oil (i forget which)
>basically marinade it in that shit
>bury it
>during trial
>sneak off and dig it up
>ez fire

>>990266
I was hoping the lake would end up on fire. I am disappoint/10

>>990337
I might go back there to see if it's possible someday.

>>990214
Reeeeee ip ban daiky with pass

>>990314
Man... i was in preschool for 5 or 6 years (NB4 tard, was infant and mom was assistant teacher) and i'll be fucked if the teachers son wasnt twice my size and age. Kicked out of school for being a shit. looking back on it i guess the little fucker didnt get his ass beat at home like he needed. And "dont do that" is wasted breath on an autist. I didnt let him win tho. From the start of my life what i can remember to first grade it was war with this kid. And i was a crafty little fucker. My best friends were twin bros a little older than me and taught me about booby traps. If bully fag did something particularly cunty i would just wait by the stairs for hours and kick his ass down them.

I aint no punk bitch.

Guess i should be grateful. Not affraid to give or recieve an ass beating from a young age but after watch karate kid i understood to try and avoid fights i knew i could win. This lead me to driving a shitbox car on halloween one year with an airsoft target taped to the hood. Everyone egging was like nah man, thats anons car dont egg him. My whole life everyone in town loved my dad and i did everything i could to be a bro since i was proud of him.

Did it without even knowing.

And now threats carry twice the weight. Guy stole my shit the other day and i made it clear i was gonna beat his teeth in to everyone. "Wtf anon loves everybody you fucked up." Dude was a friend so it really did hurt but i try and keep emotions out of this type of decision. Mutherfucker had all but one stolen chainsaw and brought them back and apologized. Said he didnt know they were mine and he was here to appologize and take his ass beating. Dude is a tweaker and i dont often talk to him any more because of that. But a life time of good habbits made a useless tweaker man up and do the right thing. I cant muster an ounce of respect for my useless theiving ex friend but times like that make me appreciate the things i do in my life.

>>990316
My money on kerosine. Gas evaporates too bad and oil is shit till it gets hot

>>990337
Same

>>990214
That sucks. I haven't ran into that issue yet and I only use my phone for browsing this cesspool

>>990241
I think we should come up with our own part 3.

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>>990407
Good. Because pic related. Posting is actual hell.

>>989276
It's a kek machine

>>990392

Did you pause to spit out your baccy juice while writing that?

>>990415
Those ones suck because you can't even appeal them. And then yesterday I got a "Rule #1" ban that somebody appealed and got denied and it said I can't appeal it for 24 days.

Normally on the phone I can just airplane mode it for 10min and it will reset it but seems like lately somebody is trying to get every fucking cell phone IP b&.

>>990314
Why do all scout troops always have that one autistic kid?

>>990804
No. Tried chewing at 27. 31 now. Some based mint shit and puked.

No thanks cigs. Mom used to hang a 5 foot virginia slim monthol light 120 out the window and all over the place because early 90s you could smoke in the fucking bank...

>>990820
Its really fucking dicked that they cant fix it or they can spam the fuck out of us with adds and throttle shitposting to 2mb on b but then inmgnore any and all contacts.

>>990823
It's just one of those unwritten rules.

If there was more than one they would fight to the death. If there are none, the unfilled vacuum attracts one.

>that one kid in boy scouts that always slashed at me with the dull edge of his boy scout knife when no adults were looking.
>slashed my expensive tent when no one was looking
>put muddy rocks in my sleeping bag
>I could never prove it was him because he was too autistically good at waiting until no-one was around him or us
>Scoutmaster didn't do anything because "boys will be boys"

FUCK the boy scouts.It was a good idea but everyone who is in it today are all FUCKING SHIT.

One of the better stories from when I was in Scouts:
>Kid in my troop goes on his first campout
>All the little kids make hot dogs and s'mores for dinner
>This kid eats something like 13 s'mores, plus extra marshmallows
>No idea where he put it all--he was tiny
>Everyone goes to bed
>Marshmallow Machine wakes up around 1 AM
>His Marshmallow Machinery is misfiring
>Disoriented in his tent, tangled in his sleeping bag, and panicking as he feels the vomit climbing up his esophagus
>Was sleeping in his clothes with his knife in his pocket for some reason
>Cuts his way out of his sleeping bag
>Cuts his way out of his tent
>Vomits marshmallow goo all over the side of the tent next to his
>Little kids making an uproar, entire troop wakes up
>Scoutmaster struggling to keep a straight face as he assesses the damage
>Tells everyone to go back to bed
>Everyone goes back into their tents, including Marshmallow Machine
>His tent's back wall is sliced wide open by at least six or seven slashes
>An hour later thunderstorms roll in and it starts pouring

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>>990857
that's where your wrong tho anon, my troop had 4 autists of different sorts aswell as other mentally damaged kids, I got stories if anyone wants to hear them, 3 of the autists were ok, just autists, 1 was a fucking menace, and 2 of the damaged kids were fucking awful, I got stories for dayz

>>991577
fuck it I got dubs, I'll post at least one, far from the best one though.

fatass damaged kid- the diaper wearing asshole
>join cub scouts at 7, think oh this will be great my best friend is here
>right away a kid 3 years older who weighs 280 pounds easy decides he's gonna pick on me
>its okay, we can be friends if i'm nice to him!
>fatass damaged kid beats the snot out of me
>would probably have died if he didn't get winded 6 kicks in
>gets away with it cause his mom works for the one school in the small town, and they don't want trouble for there own kids
>understandable
>he constantly has to eat, scream at the top of his lungs, and is too fat to get off his ass to pee at night, so he just wears diapers
>is a total retard and a danger to others, but he continues to especially hate me all his years
>over time I become a webelo, by then he is a boy scout
>he still wears diapers tho
I don't know if its normal for other troops, but once a year we had a boy scout webelo camp together, this is when his douchbaggery was at its worst
>he brings a friend, who never does shit cause 'I'm not a boy scout fuck you, you cant tell me what to do"
>from day one its made clear the boy scouts are supposed to work, while the webelos are supposed to learn
>not him though, whenever he was given a job he passed it off to someone else saying a scoutmaster had given the job
>makes me haul water, every single time
>eventually when my hands were more blister than skin, an adult asked why I was working at all, much less hauling water for the camp
>scout master hears of it and yells at all of the boy scouts for making the webelos work, but never singles out the problem
>he knows it was cause of me though, so he and his buddy try to beat me up
>not today
>tackle them down one by one, they cant get up
>scout master says I did good, since I didn't hit em
>lol ok

cont.

>>991583
>think this is the end of it, after years of asskickings when I wouldn't fight back, I beat not just him, but his friend too
>oh no
>it had just begun
>the next day started bright and early with his stupid antics, someone woke me up because he was swinging my walking stick at tree branches
>walk twards him and ask for my walkingstick back, before someone takes it away
>he comes right at me and hits me across the face
>i like my coffee black in the morning, not my eye
>cry like a bitch
>he gets yelled at for once and told to put my stick back
>he grumbles about how he was just hitting branches and i was in the way
>gives me my walking stick back, i get an ice pack from the mess hall and all returns to normal for now
>next day were going to see an old firewatch tower from the 60s, get a bad feeling, assumed it was because I am afraid of heights
>if only that was why
>we climb the firetower, it takes a good 15 min at least
>the view is amazing, but I aint getting near that edge nigga, my spidy senses are all over the place
>finally convinced by southern autist and manlet to see the view from the edge
>soon as I near the edge fatass and his buddy shove the others aside and walk up on each side of me
>tfw don't like em but assume there not bad enough to cause trouble up here
>tfw thought wrong
>they put a hand on each shoulder and shove me over the guard rail
>southern autist and manlet grab my feet, literally saving my life
>they pull me back in, by then fatass and friend is waddling back down the tower at top speed
>tfw I stood up, thanked my friends, and threw up everywhere
>we made our way back down stairs soon as we caught our breath
>walk right up to fatass and punch him in the face
>jiggled like jello but had no effect
>see his buddy comeing for me and punch to the gut
>now i have throwup that isn't mine on me
>scoutmaster breaks up the fight, asks what happened

cont.

>>991588
>I give me side and they give there's, swear they dindo
>everyone else who was in the tower agrees my side was right
>scoutmaster kicks him out on the spot and sends them home
>lol jk, he just sends them back to camp to sit out the next 3 miles
>tfw we got back and they had raided the webelos separate food, so we would all go hungry
>tfw scoutmaster just says we ate our own food and should bring more this time
>go to bed, suddenly there's acorns and rocks under my tent
>nosleepformethen
>one more day of camp without food, and him screaming at the top of his lungs
>go home a changed man

and that was the story of how I almost died and realized autists are usually better than spoiled shitheads

that's about all that's noteworthy for fatty, but i have plenty of other autist stories for the others, especially the turboautist who was a serious danger to others

>>991589
Jesus Christ anon, how did you not kill him?

>>991612
unrelated to scouts, but he also shittalked all of the special needs kids during highschool, but too this day still uses diapers

I was always too nice, I suppose. I was brought up really sheltered and taught not too fight, took me a lot of learning the hard way how the world really works (it doesn't help out of the 4 autists in our scout troop, I was one of them. granted I wasn't a diagnosed aspergers until adulthood) took me years to be willing to fight at all

on the other hand, the turbo autist, there's a ton of even crazier stories of him, one time he nearly shot manlet who saved me in the last story in the eye, still has a scar right above his eyebrow to this day, he also pulled up a sapling for 'firewood' during the winter cause "looked dead to me!" on land we weren't supposed to damage

Why is it always the fat kid in Scouts that is the shitty one?

>I was 11
>First year going to scout camp
>Week long, lots of merit badge bullshit, lots of fun
>Longest trip I had ever done to that point
>The tents were old army surplus tents set up on wooden bases
>2 scouts to a tent
>We get assigned tents by the scoutmasters to avoid ingrouping
>As luck would have it I got stuck with the fatty fatty 2 by 4 of the troop
>Kid was annoying, mostly as a side effect of his rampant gluttony
>Always out of breath, always whining for food, always trying to take extra portions during meal time
>2 food rules to follow in camp
>No eating in the tents and all snacks (like candybars bought from the camp shop) must be eaten at the shop and not taken back to camp
>Well the week passes pretty uneventfully
I should mention that at the time I had a pretty bad fear of bears. Probably as a result of having a morbid fascination with animal attack stories. Got over my fear eventually but at the time it was fairly severe.
>Well on the final night I'm laying awake in bed and I hear gravel crunching in camp
>Figure it must have been a scoutmaster going out for a midnight piss
>Fear won't let me rest though
>Peek out of the open tent flaps and see a fucking bear just lumbering through the camp
>Instantly freeze and nearly piss myself
>Sitting there, praying that this bear won't come over to my side of the camp
>The big bastard just keeps wandering closer though, slowly making his way over
>Freaking out by this point. Thought about running, but there was nowhere to run to. The cars parked nearby had all been locked as well. Not even the latrine would have been a decent option.
.

>>991629
cont
>Figure I gotta wake up fatty-fatty-boom-balatty
>Look over at his corpulent, dead seal-esque form
>see fucking candy bar wrappers sticking out of his sleeping bag
>Bitch-tits has at least 15 or 20 empty wrappers literally falling out of his bag
>Fucking glutton couldn't contain his hunger and took to sneaking candy bars in to camp and hiding the evidence in his bag
>All the while the bear is getting closer, drawn by the scent of mars bars
>Figure I might die, but I won't die like a bitch
>Grab my knife and my walking stick, unzip my bag for easy escape and prepare myself
>Bear comes closer, closer, closer
>Eventually I can hear it's fur sliding along the side of the tent
>It puts it's head inside, peeking around. That ugly head with those beady eyes and sloppy snout
>This is the moment. My every nerve is like loaded lightning, heart beating like mad
>I took a sharp breath, probably involuntarily
>I guess it was enough to tell the bear that I was there and that I was aware of it
>Thing had probably been glutting itself on the camp garbage behind the mess hall
>Decided that a fight against a weird monkey in a sleeping bag wasn't worth some cheap chocolate
>Bear, to the relief of my heart and bladder, decided to fuck off
>In the morning I awoke fatty fatty by slapping him brusquely and repeatedly with my hiking boots about the head
>Scoutmasters came to see what the commotion was
>Explain the situation. No one else saw the bear and they don't seem to believe me
>I show them the bear fur stuck in the velcro of the tent flap and the candy wrappers in the fat kid's bag
Every time we went to camp after that we all made double sure to make sure grease tits wasn't smuggling any sweets in to bed
Honestly, in hindsight I likely wasn't in any real danger. We have mostly blackbears in my area. I could have farted and scared the thing away

>>991577
Let her rip anon! These are gold

>>991589
Should have got a stick and beat him fuck near to death after trying to murder u. Im all about a fair fight bit u do that shit and u deserved jumped whike u sleep

>>991738
I hear ya loud and clear anon, lets start with the turbo autist nearly shooting the manlets eye out

>>991742
I agree anon, but back then I was a dumb kid, even when I'd fight but I never really planned to hurt people just. send a message that I wouldn't sit and take it, the thought of killing them after the danger was gone never crossed my mind, though in the moment I was ready to fight for my life, hard to describe past that

on to what everyone really wants, the greentexts!
>fatass skipps this campout cause we all have to sleep together in one room this time, wouldn't want anyone to see his diapers
>fuck yeah, gonna be a great campout, its winter but were sleeping indoors! (old cabin with cold stone floors but its still way nicer than a tent)
>spend any time I'm awake hours, so much so that everyone decided to take a impromptu hike in the woods so I can go further without getting in trouble
>for this trip we took only the essentials, a ferro rod, a knife, and a walking stick, lol jk everyone else left everything behind
>it was a 6 man trip, out of our lineup we have
>undiagnosed aspie (me)
>southern autist (nicest guy you ever met his folks raised him right, but he was a turbosperg)
>manlet bro (one of those friendships where we beat the snot out of each other and became friends from there on out)
>band geek (nice guy, oldest and tried to be leader, ended up tardwrangler)
>whiny autist (nice guy, but 24/7 sobstory about something, and would pretend to be sick in the latrine for hours if it avoided work)
>and worst of all, the turboautist, he seemed to have a quick mind, but he never once thought to him self- "is this a bad idea?" or "what will be the consequences of this action?"
>just "you know what would be cool? my first day into scouts I beat up the biggest kid there, man that would be cool"
>hike starts out great, doin what boys do in the winter
>have a small snowball fight b4 whiny autist complains and we are told to stop

cont.

>>992002
>we begrudgingly stop, but turbo autist keeps throwing snowballs, but wont let anyone throw any at him because the snowball fight is over you cant throw them at me
>we all deal with his shit as we hike, find a frozen over creek
>everyone stats jumping on and off the ice like dumbasses, cause it was fun
>turbo autist starts shoving people into places with seriously thin ice and deep water
>have to pull southern autist out of the frozen muck at the bottom with my walking stick
>he was fine because of his rubber boots, but the fact it could have been seriously bad seemed to make turboautist tone it down
>after that we moved on from the ice because we didn't trust turbo autist to not shove someone into the icy water
>whiny autist finds a old hunters arrow with the broad head rusted away to a spike of refined tetanus and fuckyourshit
>teach him how to safely hold it, as long as he is responsible he can keep it as trophy for finding something cool
>all is well, but I am the first to notice turboautist has constructed a shittier bow from rotten wood and a broken rubber band
>he keeps lookin at that arrow, we all see it u fucking shit
>we all tell him no don't take other peoples property, and shooting it could be dangerous as is bow might break and send the arrow into a bystander
>we keep hiking and eventually find a small river 20 yards across or so
>turboautist immediately thinks it would be cool to shoot the arrow across the icy river
>rips it out of whiny autists hand, and shoots it across the river
>we all yell at him and tell him to cross a fallen log bridge to get it, since he shot it
>after much convincing and several of us standing on the log to prove its safety, he puts the bow across his chest/back and ready's to cross
>several of us demand he leave the bow on our side of the bank, and all of us make him promises he will carry it back, not shoot it at us
>eldest allows him to take it with him, since he said he wont shoot it

cont.

>>992013
>everyone forms a group around our side of the river and shouts words of encouragement
>he screeches and glares at us every step of the way, saying how much he hates us
>decide staying with the group may have negative health benefits, quietly warn them the same, to spread out
>everyone ignores me, says he will be fine
>okayi'lljustbebehindthisoak
>turboautist gets to the other side, glares at us and huffs angrily
>everyone tells him "great job now you can bring the arrow back!"
>he takes the bow off his back
>I say "guys, spread out."
>everyone starts shouting "DONT, DONT DO IT"
>he glares at us again, huffs, and knocks the arrow
>GUYS ITS REALLY TIME TO MOVE
>they all keep yelling at him to stop, just carry it back, everything will be okay
>he starts to pull back the bow and I swear things were in slow motion
>4 young men all screaming don't shoot realize there is no hope, begin to seize up and be to scared to move
>I scream as loud as I can GET BEHIND A TREE AND GET DOWN, OR JUST RUN!!!
>southern autist fucks off upstream, winy autist fucks off into the woods
>band geek and manlet take cover in the trees like I did
>but they didn't have time to make distance like I did
>turboautist shoots arrow right at where the group was, a sure hit on someone if no one had moved
>arrow moving in slow motion seems to speed up to hyper speed as soon as it gets near me
>don't see where it hit, all I hear are screams and curse words
>YOU FUCKING NIMROD SWEET JESUS
>that's manlet, no one else says nimrod
>rush in first and find manlet with a huge gash across his forehead from eyebrow to temple, it hit and glanced off
>soon as I confirm its superficial, as long as he is up to date on shots and he gets it cleaned up he will be fine, he goes full tiny man rage
>fumes and then realizes turboautist has had a thought for once
>"if I go over there, he's gonna hit me"

cont.

>>991036

Holy shit this makes me hard...

>>992025
>manlet is a smart man, and quickly becomes like a zen master, and calms down to make turboautist come back so we can go to camp and have the wound cleaned
>autist climbs back over log, breaking his bow in the process causing him to REEEEEEE and scream at us for making him break his amazing rubber band bow
>manlet waits and bides his time, like a zen master he breaths calmly, he is at one with the universe, he has nearly reached nirvana
>turboautist finally gets safe back on land and without a moments notice he walks right up to all of us including the guy who he wounded and screams
>HOW COULD YOU MAKE ME DO SOMETHING SO DANGEROUS YOU ALL COULD HAVE KILLED ME I AM GONNA TELL THE ADULTS REEEEEE
>manlet snaps, the zenmaster is no more, there is only hate left.
>he begins a beat down so serious turboautist climbs a tree and wont come down, starts crying about how evil everyone is
>now he's in a fucking tree, and he wont come down, and manlet is covered in his own blood
>get permission from bandgeek to walk manlet to camp, for medical attention
>get to camp, his dad starts tending to his wound, and I start explaining the happenings to my own dad
>there very understanding and calm and that helped us both, but we could tell inside they were pissed
>everyone gets to camp an hour later, turboautist walks right up to manlets dad and stats ranting about how manlet beat him up
>manlets dad asked why
>"uhh....."
>did you shoot my son with an arrow, nearly blinding him in one eye for life?
>yeah but-
>I don't want a yeah but, you aren't bleeding, you have no broken bones, I think he was going easy on you
>tfw he just REES and runs to one adult after another and gets more or less the same response
>me and manlet just chill around the campfire the rest of the night while tuboautist wont do his share of the work and just sits in the corner of the room and glares at us like an evil closet monkey

and this was the story of the time turboautist got his first headshot

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>>992045
The capacity for evil some children seem to have never ceases to surprise me. I'm shocked he didn't murder you in your sleep or something!

>>992045

Should have killed him in that frozen creek anon. Would've done the whole world a favor.

>>992051
I honestly think he tried to kill us a few times, but lack of forethought and physical prowess made him weak, damn I sound edgy, but seriously, he would attack you and show no attempt at hiding it, it sounded cool to knock someone out, so I tried to knock out so and so. that was his thought proses so no one every really trusted him, and he started his autistic battle screech well prior to shenanigans so it was easy to get a guard up and get him first

>>992054
haven't heard of him in years anon, but I hate to say your probably right. a serious danger to himself and more importantly others


should i think of any other noteworthy stories? those were the best but there were plenty more, like my first fist fight with manlet b4 we became friends. or lots of other fistfights in all honesty, as well as boyscouts vs jocks miniwar we had, fun was had, mostly 1v1 but we had a few group battles
>tfw footballers thing tackles prepare them at all for a fist fight
oh i am laffen

>>992078
The heck was the mini war? Sounds bretty entertaining, anon.

>>992107
it was freshman year highschool for me, to give some idea of ages, though many of the kids were older too

>jocks being jocks come around to bully the aspies and autists
>hey faggots, why are you all in boyscouts? its so lame and gay!
>but jocks, gays aren't allowed in boyscouts unlike your fagged up shit. besides how does it get gayer than a football team showering together
>jocks REEE and immediately start hooting YOU WAN FITE, U WAN FITE I'LL BRING THE WHOLE TEAM LITTLE BICH WEI'LL KICK YOUR ASS HOOT HOOT HOOT
>you wanna? fine, I'll take a few of you down with me
>WELL WE WILL DO IT, BETTER BACK DOWN
>but jocks, I don't fear you, if your so brave, fight me 1v1 irl right now faggot
>YEAH WE WILL WERE GONNA BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF YOU
>they proceed to make threats for weeks while never actually trying shit
>thetimehascome
>the first blow is cast, one of the younger jocks picks up the smallest guy in the scouts and throws him into a tree (kid was like 4 feet tall and 100 pounds at best)
>autistic screeching can be heard from the scouts as word gets around they were so cowardly to strike the little guy
>jocks travel in packs of 2-3 and continue to bully scouts, but its on now
>didntstartthiswarnowwegonfinishit
>next incident 2 jocks decide to corner band geek after band practice, easy target he was a normal size dude and a band geek
>he knocks the first one in the jaw dazing him a little, the other one goes on the attack and catches a few too
>the first one comes in again, starts punching low to the stomach but catches a good one to the nose, broken
>they beat up bandgeek in the end, but they came out pretty damaged too, made them more cautious
>next was whiny autist and turboautist
>3 jocks came around, thinking it was a clean case for them
>youpickedabadtime
>whiny anons mom just died, she didn't raise him but he was still devastated he wanted so badly to meet her one day
>jocks walk up
>hey faggo-

>>992230
>double the REEEEEE
>double the tard strength
>whiny anon grows a massive set of brass balls for the first time in his life, tackles a dude 2x his size to the ground and just starts wailin on him
>REEEEEEEE
>in this moment the other 2 jocks were too distracted to see turbo anon walk up and kick the first one in the balls, punch the next one in the lowest rib
>they both are stunned and get several more blows, but quickly recover and beat up turboautist
>eventually giganigga jock managed to get out from under whiny autist and beat him some too
>everyone's fucked up from that fight
>jocks back off on the physical attacks and go back to verbal, and even those are clearly toned down
>wegotthemontherunboys
>we don't take there shit anymore, call them out then and there if they wanna fight do it now or show all the bystanders what a little bitch they are
>they bitch out but swear its cause coach said no more fighting
>bullshit
>time passes, the war becomes a cold war of sorts, indirect attacks, the jocks use rumors
>we use booby traps and pranks
>silly string bombs in lockers
>replacing there shitty locks with new ones so they cant get there shit out
>picking there locks and stashing porn of all sorts in there backs and giving anon tips
>through all this I was the preacher of nonviolence still, I would never physically retaliate unless violence was used
>foolishboy
>single jock comes in, motherfucking jimmy
>jimmy was my friend as a small child but something changed in him
>he became a seriously bad person, tackled a guy in football so hard he broke all of his ribs, was so proud, just for an example
>hey anon, you still with those faggot scouts, come on join football, your a big guy (4u hue) and you will be cool, get girls, break ribs, its great
>thought he was god incarnate

>>992235
>hey anon why you still with those faggot scouts, join the football team, your about my size, and I break peoples ribs all the time
>nah jimmy, I don't wanna hurt people
>fucking faggot, join the team or were all gonna beat the shit out of you
>d0 et fag0t
>he picks up a book and throws it at me
>ann frank being throw at top speeds right at me
>grandpadidntfightinDdayforthis
>book gets me right on the forehead with the spine
>tardrageactivate
>I walk over to him
>jimmy, this is your chance
>CHANCE FOR WHAT
>chance to apologize
>WHAT WHAT ARE YA GON DO
>he waves his hands in the air far out to each side, trying to look big
>targstrengthactivated
>punch that motherfucker in the temple, once
>he goes down, hard
>he looks up and sees me, cowers in fear and scoots away as fast as he can on the ground
>I'M GONNA FUKIN KILL YOU
>he starts crying
>this whole time i am just standing there
>he gets up and runs away bawling his eyes out to the nurse
>I sit back in my seat and start reading ann frank
>everyone in the room looks at me like I am some kind of dangerous monster
>tfw football team was to much of a bitch to try to fight me
>tfw in fact after that day all bullying stopped, I was the scary monster who won a fight in one punch, and none one wanted that schiet

>>992238
High school was so gay at least you managed to get them to fight you. The jocks in my school would just talk shit to the point of taking their shirts off and then never do shit. You could hit them in the face with spaghetti at lunch and theyd just yell at you and take off their shirts. One time we finally managed to convince them to brawl and they had a whole group of like 6 people, when we showed up they all took off their shirts and yelled at us and as soon as i hit one of them they all ran shouting about cops that werent there.

>>992320
HAHAHAHAHA

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This thread. Kek.
>be me
>make a few friends in small town near my small town
>noconcreteroads.jpg
>essentially just a gang of 5-10 of us over the summers
>some adults would check in but pretty much we were free range with few rules
>buddy has a pickup they use to cyt wood
>he id 12 and we all 10 pile in to go from a to b if its far
>always get permission cause what a sweet gig and no cell phones
>constant fight with faggots accross the street
>rockwarfor5years.gif
>have enough
>things escalate to the point we are all done
>i try and organize a truce
>meeting accross the street.
>get jumped by 3 spurgs instead
>get broom stick and proceed to live my dream of being Donatello with a bo staff
>as i land the final blows about the back and ass of the fatteat shit i hated the most his mom comes out in a litteral meth fuelex rage and rolls my ass with the metal end of the flyswatter
>tell bros and show my black eye and welts.
>this is war
>next morning gather the troops at 6am and reeeeee
>kids come out
>rock fight
>notthistime
>2 bros emerge from behing thier house.
>no retreat
>of course sweet justice is served as fatgut falls into the road in pain
>we drag his fat ass ina woods
>handcuff and comealong him up into a tree
>and beat him with sticks and rocks till he cries and justice is had.
>mom comes out on day like 40 of meth binge with a flh swatter and a metal pipe!
>paintball bros nope that bitch
>cops come
>no idea what u are talking about.
>no bros crack
>we all get a bottle of wine and split a victory drink ina front yard cookout laughing and shouting obceneties at our defeated foes.
>the 5 year rock battle has ended. We are victorious.
>at 31 uears old i still get asked if thst shit was true.
>still friends with bros
>other fags entire family always in jail for meth and theft.
>life is good.

in german boyscouts called VCP

group of 15 kids 2 20yo leaders

We as kids were wild so the leaders feared going outside or doing boyscout stuff

every wednesday meeting in the townhall not even in the boyscout room with couches and cool stuff,
instead in some side room with nothing beside chairs bcs of muh damages

we were just doing stupid games like musical chairs (such games are realy dificult to explain in english)
because the were so boring these games got realy realy violent

>Games is called schenkelklopfen (Thight Beating)
>14 persons siting in a chair cycle one person stands in the midle holding a newspaper roll
>the inner person has to hit Dan to get his seat and dan has to go in the middle
>the only way Dan can avoid this is saying a different name
>the hitter must beat the name said by Dan
>the ending was that the weak kid was the only one said and was hit realy hard by chad
>the weak kid now needs ages to hit someone other
>chad gets hit and now seeks revenge
>he takes the 3ft 2inch thick newspaper roll and whips it with all force on the thights of the kid
>game ended when someone cried

>>990823
this kid was just a fucking headcase

he went to my school as well

>in 4th or 5th grade
>working on project with partners
>dude I'm paired with makes a joke
>we laugh
>from across the room this kid starts freaking out and yelling "STOP LAUGHING AT ME YOU'RE LAUGHING AT ME AREN'T YOU"
>we both tell him we aren't
>we both get sent to office anyway before being sent back to class bc we didn't do anything
>teacher gives us shitty look and says like "You didn't get in trouble but I know you were lying"

>>992337
Dang, this make my childhood sound about as tame as it gets. Anyways, here's a story in a bit of the same genre as yours.

>Be fat little 6yo me
>I always carry a stuffed animal with me because reasons
>This time it's a tye-dye iguana
>At the park playing with iguana in the dirt
>A gang of kids about my age shows up
>They seem nice at first, but I'm suspicious
>One of them grabs my iguana
>OH HECK NAW
>Engage full baby-rage
>I start chasing this gang of like 6 kids around the playground
>At first, they think it's a fun game
>Then they start to get tired
>I'm firing on all cylinders, so I'm the energizer bunny right now
>I can see fear in their eyes
>I finally catch up to the one that took my beloved iguana
>I dive and grab him by the ankle
>He drops my iguana and starts begging for dear life
>I don't really care about him, so I let go of him and grab my iguana
>I dust the dirt off it, then look up
>All the kids climbed on top of the monkey bars to wait out my fury
>I remember how much I hate them
>Try to climb after them, but I'm too fat
>I start growling (which must have sounded retarded now that I think about it) and circling the monkey bars until my baby-rage runs out
>Both my parents and theirs were just chatting off in the distance this whole time

>>992013
>>992002
I don't know why scouts seems to attract autists.

I ended up quitting cub scouts because the only people who were going into boy scouts were these two kids (one was diagnosed with ADHD and aspergers) and the other one was just one of those people that annoys you to be around, he didn't necessarily do anything bad.

>>992727
I'm pretty sure it's because the parents of the autists think it would be good for their kid to be in a club around other people, and they don't care about how their kid ruins all the other kids times

>>990802
Well it's working

>>992320
that's great anon, there was a lot of that too but eventually they did step up to the plate

>>992727
I don't know why either anon, in all honestly I spent my whole childhood trying to get out, it was one of those situations where a dad thought "well I was a boyscout so my son will be a boyscout too!" but the other kids were in for other reasons

>turboautist and whiny autist were half brothers, and both in foster care, they were at boyscouts to learn discipline I think?
>southern autist and manlet both genuinely were good scouts, cared for the land and loved the woods, if they were in a better troop they both probably woulda been eagle scouts

we really had a mixed bag, good scouts and bad, and plenty of just dumb/annoying kids who were only at scouts because there parents wanted to get rid of them for a few hours, and plenty of good ones too

speaking of good and bad, will OP ever deliver? or did i miss it?

>>992764
RIP OP. Unfortunately no delivrar. meanwhile this is a good thread

My, short, lame experience with the scouts.
>Join scouts due to pressure from friend but actually rather excited as have heard cool stories
>First day made to salute the union jack
>Tell parents
>They get freaked out as lived through the troubles in Ireland
>Never allowed back
Oh well.

finish the story OP

>>993195
Damn , you didnt even get your one week cornholeing ?

>>990832
You're not supposed to swallow the juice mate

Is there an equivalent to boy scouts for older guys? I want to learn and go camping and make friends and shit

>>993667
Something like this?
https://vimeo.com/55420992