>Be me 3 years ago. > Walk A mile innawoods behind my house.

We can't convince a pussy like you to go /out/

Fucking pussy.

>>927745
Honestly, how do you guys even set up camp sites? I've seen some of you post really cool areas of the woods you've turned into second homes, others post their "go to" spot where they can pitch a tent whenever they want..

What's the secret?

>>927748
>Random murderous bum watches you without your knowledge
>Waits until you leave your machete unattended
>Snags 20" blade and goes back into hiding

Yeah, guess I'm a pussy for not going back and fighting him for property rights.

>>927750
You just need to start lifting and get some abs and go back to challenge that bum and 1v1 him.

>>927753
I'd much rather just find a different camp to settle. If anybody has any tips on doing so that would be awesome.

Also any advice on making sure nobody's already there

>>927757
Sounds like you may need a fighting buddy , I am for hire.

>>927745
>be me 3 years ago.
>walking inawoods.
>find deserted camp.
>idiots forgot a nice machete.
>happy with my new free blade.
>keep walking inawoods on my merry way.

>>927745
>Be me 3 years ago, walk 1.6 km innawoods to find a spot for a semi permanent camp.
>Clear it and make it all nice using my super badass machete,
>Decide that I need more then the huge amount of scrub I cleared for a fire and head 10m away from the clearing.
>Random bush jumps out of nowhere and attacks me
>Transform into a ninja and decimate it with my samurai sword
>Become Arthur Pendragon and wedge Excalibur back into the stone.
>Carry the remains of my fallen enemy back to Tatooine
>Sweating get back to my cave on Tatooine
>Fail to make a fire using my official Bear Grylls fire starter
>Hear a psychopathic basilisk screech
>Get scared
>Panic and look around my little dirt patch for my oversized knife
>Can't find it,
>Crop my pants and run back home to mommy like a little bitch

Dude your machete is still at your 'camp' stop being a bitch

>>927745
>who th fuck stole my Excalibur?
>calls King Arthur a bum

You have no honour.

>>927745
Just get a gun and stop being a fraidy cat, anon.

>>927745
Ther is nothing to fear in the woods.

>>927806
King Arthur was a Cuck

>>927750
I wouldn't worry about it

>>927749
>Honestly, how do you guys even set up camp sites?

Find flat, dry spot
Set up tent
Try to avoid floodplains and game trails

>>927923
>>927930
>>927939

Awesome, glad this thread took a serious turn. honestly my concern is finding a place of solitude. I live in a strange area of Florida, it's heavily populated but still rural. My plan is to get dropped off at my kayaking spot, kayak down river until I find trees that look like they'd support a hammock and set up camp there. But how do I tell if it's a high traffic area?

>>927958
Have a picnic there, see if other people come by.

>>927960
So just spend the day there, maybe do that a few times and if something seems off then find a new spot?

>>927745
Your fault for leaving shit behind unattended