Ok this topic might be a bit odd , but I am going to be camping on a remote desert beach for almost a month.
Where is the best place to poo?
Is there some etiquette or some environmental protocol?
A quick search on google gives jokes and fetish sites but no useful info.
>>919208
I just dig a latrine up on the dunes when I beach camp. feed the grass.
>>919218
A new latrine every day or one for the whole time then bury it after?
I would feel a bit weird if some hikers came by and saw my filthy poo hole.
If I can find a secluded enough spot thought this is probably ideal
>>919221
I normally fill mine in, but I rarely beach camp for long. if I was staying a month I would just leave it, but throw sand over every other turd or so.
most beach hikers don't go into the dunes so I wouldn't worry.
There's usually a geocache or two nearby. Most beaches, even rural ones, have posted signs pointing you to the nearest cache.
>>919208
>A quick search on google gives jokes and fetish sites but no useful info.
So you came to 4chan for a sensible answer to your question.
>>919507
>not getting 4chan was the top hit
>>919221
>I would feel a bit weird if some hikers came by and saw my filthy poo hole.
How long until the poop melts away under the sand?
>>920062
The poop never melts away. It is forever externalized into existence with the grains of sand. The grains of sand know everything there is to know and they've seen everything there is to see here on earth. The poop will become one with the sand for forever immortalized with everlasting knowledge until the sun collapses and the earth is ripped a part, that poop will then be thrown into space in another form and will live on forever.
Congratulations, OP. You are creating a timeless gift to the universe.
>>920062
There have been kivas excavated in the SW USA that yeild copralites, preseved turds containing enzymes that show evidence of human consumption of human flesh.
This from the end of the Pueblo II period, so ~1250-1280 AD.
>morale, don't eat people, it looks bad on your paleo-resume