Hey guys! How do I become a sc/out/? I have an internet addiction

All I want to do is go out in some way either urban expo or hiking or something
It's first my health
But I have no way of doing that

>>917205
>>917216
It's easy:
>Step 1 - shut down your computer
>Step 2 - go /out/side

>>917224
There's nowhere for me to go though

>>917226
Post location plz?

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>>917228

>>917235
Too small. Can you just give me the name of a nearby city so I can google it myself?

>>917239
Sarasota

>>917241
Myakka River State Park seems promising. How far is that from you?

>>917243
This is what you get for trying to honestly help people.

Hope your kids have leg problems, OP.

>>917242
thanks but i have no way of traveling
yeah just delete the thread i guess, I give up

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>>917205
You need a tripcode first.

Then you need a sweet kinfe collection.

>>917249
Alright man I just ordered $100 worth of knives

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>>917245
It's easy:
>Step 1 - buy a used mountain bike on Craigslist
>Step 2 - ride there

>>917253
That's not nearly enough.

How many Moras?

And now you have to aspire to own more knives and masturbate to the new Mora Garberg.

>>917263
>florida
>hiking

>>917266
>New Mora Garberg
Isn't she a Supreme Court Justice?

>>917266
Thanks man. I'll use the knives to fuck up some dumb kid's civic

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>>917269
No! You aren't actually supposed to use them!

The whole reason for owning knives is so you can sharpen and strop them til you get a mirror finish on the edge and then take pictures of them and post them here.

This is gay