When I am winter camping , I hate to get out of the tent to pee

>>914884
I back you up.

Break her in gentle and soon enough you'll be boiling her blood cup and peeing in her mouth!

Good luck!

>>914884
no you are retarded. buy a cheap collapsible sealable canteen bag and use it just for that. the cheap ones are like 5 bucks. or use the tried and true gatorade bottle if you have the room.

>>914884
My father's buddy used to keep a thermos and two Nalgene son him when he went hunting.
>1 Nalgene blue
Water
>2nd Nalgene red
For piss
>Thermos
Coffee and typically a flask as well.

I think it's a pretty solid system if you have a pack with you for hunting.

>>914884
is your name bear?

>>914884

1. Piss is not sterile, that's an urban myth.
2. That being said, it won't really hurt you especially if you rinse it out.
3. That being said, it is a bit fucking gross, especially if you can use a zip lock bag or some kind of old bottle that you could even get for free.
4. How do you expect her to kiss you after you've drunk from a piss bottle? if you want comfy innawoods sex, you gotta stop that shit, cabrone

Just pack an empty water or soda bottle. Weighs practically nothing and you can crush it to save space

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>not sleeping in a hammock and hosing whichever direction you want with wanton recklessness

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>>914884
Buy the same water bottle as your "g/f" and use that as your piss canister...

>>914884
>I hate to get out of the tent to pee

How fat are you, roughly?

>>915211
Do YOU wanna get out of your tent when it's 3 AM and five below zero and then expose your genitals to said -5 degree air? A "thunder jar" is a basic part of winter camping gear.

>>914888
>boiling her blood cup
What did he mean bythis?

>>914884
You sound like a backyard physician. Do you piss on yourself when you get cut? It should be sanitized with chlorine and thoroughly washed and dried before being re-used. Hey, feel free to ignore me, I'll gladly take one less idiot like you around when you die of stupid bullshit.

yeah i have done it before but i don't re use the bottle the rest of the trip.

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Semi-related but I had to piss into my stainless steel water bottle a train once. Stupid thing got stuck innasnow and I was stuck there for like 3 hours.

Still drink out of it.

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I always take one of these when innawoods. Shotgun it while setting up. keep the empty next to the sleeping bag. The extra wide mouth makes aiming easy in the dark. Destroy by fire when no longer needed.

>>915287
>shotgun it
>piss in it
either you don't know what shotgunning is, or you enjoy piss in your tent.

>>915218
>-5 c
kek

>>915316
Fahrenheit, Celsius, either one sure as fuck ain't pleasant.

>>914884

>urine is sterile

No its not retard, you can even google "is urine sterile" it shows all the proof on how disgusting it is. Ppl like you, should not breed.

>>915272
What the hell is anyone going to catch from being exposed to their own urnine?

>>915393
The herpes the already have.

>>915249
How old are you, son?

>>915317
The scales are different, -40*C is much colder than -40*F.

Being an American you wouldn't know that.

And wtf with selecting all the sushi?

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>>915287
>Shotguning beer
>Peeing in it
Mfw

>>915398
Is this meme?

I thought -40*c and-40*f were roughly similar/where they converged.....

>>915399
Coors Light is like having sex inna canoe, fucking close to water.

That swill tastes like piss anyway, so you are just swapping one for the other.

>>915401
>get a net

>>915402
Doggerboner5k shotguning said beer requires you to put a hole at the bottom of the can. So unless you like golden showers.....

But I too have come full circle and just drink Busch Light for beer. I can drink quite a few and be sober in an hour or so.

Evan Williams us my go to atm though.

>>915424
>shotguning said beer requires you to put a hole at the bottom of the can.

That is a regionalism.
The term means different things in different place. Have you never left your hometown?

>>915430
This. I've seen both.
Some are fanatical about "the hole, man!".

>>915430
I'm from WI, so I'm just gonna go ahead and say your a pos that's fos.

But I'd still get drunk with you friend.

>>915430
>>915432
How do you shotgun a beer without the hole?

>>915456
First you shotgun yourself, then you drink the beer

>>914884
>She says it is disgusting, unsafe and unsanitary.
>I say that urine is sterile and since I clean the bottle so well that you cant taste pee, everything is fine.
>Will you guys back me up on this?

funny part is she's prob had her mouth all over your junk many times and hasn't seemed to find that disgusting.

Nothing wrong with pissing in a drinking container and rinsing it out. If you're that hydrated that you have to piss in the middle of the night it's probably extremely dilute anyway. And yes, it's sterile...unless you have gonorrhea or chlamydia or a UTI.

>>915475
>funny part is she's prob had her mouth all over your junk many times and hasn't seemed to find that disgusting.
maybe....

https://youtu.be/NXdc1CZJRiA

>>915430
Maybe you're the one who has never left their hometown lad.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shotgunning

>Shotgunning is a means of consuming a beverage, particularly beer, very quickly by punching a hole in the side of the can, near the bottom, placing the mouth over the hole, and pulling the tab to open the top. The beer quickly drains, and is quickly consumed.

>>915476
Kids in the HALL !!!

The sad part though is that I actually do pee through my nipples :(

>>915498
well I hear that's very unsanitary anon

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>>915433
>>914888
>>915399
>>915433
Check em

>>915306
>>915399
>not knowing "the straw method"
the bottle stays intact, dudes. Warm piss goes in after the cold p̶i̶s̶s̶ beer is removed
the

>>915424
see>>915650
the straw acts as the air conduit in a bottle

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>>915650
Go on.....

All I know is put can at 30*-45* angle so air bubble goes to the bottom/new top

Poke hole in bubble area so not to spill beer everywhere

Finally put hole up to mouth while simultaneously popping the tab

Annnnnnddddd

BOTTOMS UP CATFISHARINO!

please don't tell me the straw method actually uses a straw. I could see you puncturing another hole in the top of the canister but that shits for poofs.

>>914884
just get a dedicated piss bottle. it's not that you piss in a bottle that she objects to, it's that you use the same bottle to then drink out of.

>simple solutions to simple problems

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Just MGTOW your own way.
Then you can do as you please all day every day

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>>915672
the fact that his tie looks like a lanyard is somehow sperging my triggerautism

>>915672
>Own way your own way
Max gross takeoff weight whiners should be gassed.

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>>914884

>>915645
so close

>>915672
Nice pattern material.

>inb4 mgtow detected

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>>915710
well I'm not gonna say "Migtow detected" but still, that was a rather Migtow thing to say.

>>915657
>drinking shitty beer faster

>>914884
>Will you guys back me up on this?
no

use a disposable bottle

>>915657

Are you retarded?

>>915218
Oh boo hoo. Try pissing on a frozen lake in -15° Fahrenheit. Don't be such a puss

>>915741
Wouldn't it still be generally easier to have an empty gatorade bottle or something in you bag to save you the discomfort?

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>>915731
That "opener" is, but you understand the concept, no?

>>915763
>filename-really.jpg

>>915650
>straw method
Not shotgunning.

>>915741
calm down tough guy
he has a valid complaint
cold is cold

>>915741
Oh boo hoo. Try fucking a snowwoman in the ass reverse cowgirl.

>>915710
>>915711
I dont understand this joke

Keep a piss bottle in your sleeping bag, 1 litre size. Piss in it during the night and then keep it in the bag as a hot bottle. Empty it in the morning.

>>916483
That is TOTALLY agaist the Old Testament.

it is disgusting, unsafe and unsanitary. get a real water bottle you animal

>>914884
What do you need a water bottle in the winter for anyway? Just eat snow.

>>915145
enjoy stepping in piss when you wake up

>>919079
no anon, you one side is for entrance/exit the other side is for poops and peeps

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I piss in a drybag.