>be me, 32 >hiking up the coast, going to see my buddy.

>u want me to go on?
I want you to include me in the screencap...then I want you to go on ;)

>>906401
pics or it didn't happen

>>906401
Not sure if Rambo or land of the free indeed.

>>906401
can you just tell me when its over?

>>906425
NOTHING IS OVER!
NOTHING!

>>906401
>you'll never be a bum in 1980s Oregon

>>906436
You just don't turn it off! It wasn't my war. You asked me, I didn't ask you... And I did what I had to do to win! And then I come back to the world to see all those maggots at the airport... protesting me! Spitting! Calling me 'baby-killer' and all kinds of vile crap! Who are they to protest me, huh? Who are they unless they've been there and been me and know what the hell they're yelling about!?

they drew first blood

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Is it even possible for a man to survive in the woods with a thin homemade canvas poncho and blue jeans?

>inb4 it's a movie

>>906585
an ordinary faggy nu male man: no

rambo: yes

I personally have survived 3 feet of snow with canvas/cotton clothes and a tarp.

>>906401
>no justice
>no peace
>we don't need no racist police
>hands up
>don't shoot
>black lives matter

what do we want?
>dead cops
when do we want it?
>now

YOURE A WHITE MALE

>>906401
Hey buddy if you are headed through Portland feel free to swing by my house for a hot shower laundry wash and a meal I'm on the outskirts of the city and would appreciate your company

>>906730
no butsexs?

>>906740
No thank you.

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>>906401
its good too hear ur voice anon...bean a long time...look anom youve done sum damage here

Back there I could fly a gunship, I could drive a tank, I was in charge of million dollar equipment, back here I can't even hold a job *parking cars*!

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>>906436

>>906585
It is when you're trained to eat things that'd make a Billy goat puke.

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>>906401
>mfw Rambo dies at the end of the book but then the movie is a success so the author writes Rambo 2 and 3 like nothing ever happened.

>>907389
I love itwhen air force faggots come on here and tell sere stories. they actually had to sleep outdoors.

while the army guys are literally getting their fingers broken slowly.

>>906577

This is so true.

>>907423
context?

Army fellas dont sleep outside? Shit, ameribros army must be comfy as fuck.

>>907727
sere is a school that teaches you how to evade and resist torture. all flyboys haveto pass it toget their wings, but the sere instructors just let the flyboys have a camping weekend.

all army specops also go through sere, but theinstructors literally hunt them,capturethem, and torture them. I spent 4days in a cage when I went through sere.

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And now the cheese for dessert

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>>907746
>I spent 4days in a cage when I went through sere.


How much did they charge to see you?

Di you get candyfloss?

>>907746

How does electroshock feel?

Waterboarding?

>>907746
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Glcg95L4JK4

>>908040
I never git electishock, but it is a valid torture method. I have been waterboarded but I never felt panicked. perhaps it is because I scuba was a beach lifegaird, and learned to swim when I was 3. but waterboarding was weak to me.

>>907985
5 start post nigga

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>>906577