Hey /out/ What's the best forest in the lower 48 to disappear

None. I live in Montana and can never seem to get away from people. You'll never be a few miles away from any road these days. Maybe try Alaska or British Columbia.

>>902421
>>902425
If you ever want to know if you're alone, hunker down for a long comfy shit and if anyone's within a few miles they'll immediately appear and say "hey how's it going".

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>>902425
that's a real shame, I guess I'll have to go full into the wild

>>902428
fucking true

>>902421
>disappear in

Organ Pipe National Monument.

>>902505
do you mean disappear by cartels?

>>902515
OP asked to disappear and not freeze doing it.

I succinctly satisfied simultaneous stipulations.

>>902421
Everglades or somewhere in Nevada. Realistically Canada is your best bet but I imagine it's hard as fuck to live in the northern tundra.

>>902421
I'm thinking of moving to a job in Alaska for this reason. I want to get the hell away from as many people as possible. A village of about 600 permanent residents sounds fine to me.

>>902542
>600
Hell man, you can get that in every state in the first 48!

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>>902519
>>902523
ty senpai, will consider

>>902523
>NV

I wonder how long you could endlessly SERE in The Valley of Fire with thermal scoped suppressed .22 and nvg?

>>902421
Look up Eric Rudolph. Now that was a dude who really knew how to disappear.

>>902557
>mfw Jimmy Hoffa

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>>902557
>Olympic Park Bomber

it's interesting how half these guys end up being terrorists

I don't know much, but I do know this
with a golden heart, comes a rebel fist
and I can't help agreeing
with those that would not quit

>>902421
Yukon probably.

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>>902425
He said not cold. Alaska forest was pretty cold last Friday.

Superstition mountains.

>>902672
>superstition mnts
>best forest

How do you figure?

>>902576
Last I checked the Yukon is not part of the lower 48
>inb4 a Drumpflord stormweenie says "soon"

>>902421
Some people lived in the everglades and ate plants and fish. It's very hot though.

>>902576
Soon

>>902576
Two or three tourists a year manage to go missing up here.
That could be you!

>>902888

Develop your hypothesis

>>902578
very beautiful though

>>902421
>best forest
>lower 48
pick one

>>902900
Oh hey; it's THAT faggot again, who says "develop your hypothesis" instead of holding a stimulating conversation.

FUCK YOU, that guy.

>>902932
Rude ;-;

>>902934
I will follow you through every thread and shitpost you until you apologize or leave.

>>902959
>implying it's one person

>>902421
Daniel Boone NF

>>902557
Eric is an alumni of my university (Western Carolina University).

I was going to suggest the Nantahala national forest. 830 sq. miles in the southern appalachian mountains. Beautiful area, lack of police, easy access to meth. Its a no-brainer.

>>902421
The National Forests in the Ozarks are fairly comfy most of the year. The Ouachita National Forest doesn't have as many tourist, but has less wilderness areas. Your mileage may vary.

>>902554
>not living in caves with the nuclear hillbilly family

>>902421

probably Selway-Bitterroot/Frank Church wilderness area

>>902425
Seems you can't go anywhere in BC these days without being """"enriched""" by our Chinese overlords wearing Canada Goose parkas in September yelling in the fucking woods.

>>902421
Boone National Forest is breddy nice

If you go into the Southern Kentucky portions you can go days without seeing people.

>Bonus points for not freezing to death
You won't freeze, but you MAY burn

>>902875

Just novel enough to be funny.

Keep it up, anon.

>>902900
Ok. They are dumbasses and your inability to contribute meaningfully to this simple conversation indicates that you are as well. Thus you share the common traits associated with those mouth breathers getting lost and dying in the hills a couple of miles away from the trail. Then you are also at risk of falling prey to similar dumbassery.

>>902421
Great Smokey Mountains in western North Carolina. The Cherokee hid 1/5 of their nation here during the trail of tears, and the US army never found them. After the Atlanta bombing, Eric Rudolf hid there while the FBI scoured the area, and they only found him when he was arrested for robbery after 5 years. Basically, if you want to disappear, that's where to go.

>>903287
So much this
Might want to stay away from the Buffalo River and accompanying Wilderness Area though.

>>905047
next time you see one yell
WO TSOU NI MA HUANG REN

>>903273
Native of Pigah National Forest here, I'd also recc the Nantahala, pretty dense

My grandpa had a cabin in the Adirondacks. About a 2 mile hike from the nearest road. It was great to go visit and be off grid. Shat in the woods. Cabin lit by kerosene lamps. Wood stove for heat. But i will also say it was great to be near enough to civilization too. If we wanted we could grab some beers or groceries or whatever.

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>>907143
Wut?

>>902421

OP, you can do better than just bury the body. Specially with the a id's you can get now a days.