FYI: Do NOT hike in the woods at night!

>>900984

You sound like a little bitch.

>>901005
There was no sound on the webm

>>901005
Ditto.

>>900984
that's a deer, big dawg

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>>901008
>>901005

>>901017

Confirm, you can see it's curved neck bend around before it runs away.

it ran because you smell like shit (to a deer).

>>901007
valid point

>>901023
That might work, if you do it. But not him.

Posting a .gif don't make it true..

Just agree that queers who are afraid of the dark are little bitches.

>>901026
Definitely wasn't a deer. It was large dog sized and was grey.

>>900984
>body shape
>neck shape
>the way it moves
>the fact you said green eyes

It's a fucking deer anon.

>>900984
>Dark
>Had a light
>Scared

>>901055
Phuka

I thought this was going to be a lesson about bringing extra batteries. Turns out the OP is just a pussy.

>>901023

Fuck off faggot. I would same fag for some thing as as that fucking shit.

Op is still a lil bitch.

>>901005
>>901030
>>901062
>>901119
>>901113
It's probably night time where you are so go into the woods right now and take pics

Lol it's almost like you guys are scared of dying.
Being along in the woods alone is great...
Even if you do somehow get attacked, you get to fight for your life with nothing but a knife and your wits.

Who wouldn't want that? It would be the highlight of your life; super exciting.

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>>901125
>Being along in the woods alone is great..

Until you find shit like this.

>>901142

Are you joking?
The change to go one-on-one with a clown killer?

Sign me up. You watch too many horror movies. Man up, you ain't got no fight in you.

>>901142
What the litter or the poison ivy?

>>901144
No poison ivy where I live.

>>901147
Looks close enough not going to touch it.

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>>901144
tfw immune to poison ivy

>>901157
wipe your ass with it

>>901157
Repeated exposure is what got me allergic to it.

>>900984
bitch ass bitch.

>>901499
see this
>>901120
So far no takers

>>901055
It was a turkey escapee.

>>901143
>>901125

grow up you edgy teen

>>900984
It's probably a deer, there are no spooks.
[spoiler]except ticks, european boars and bears, fuck them[/spoiler]

>>901023
>>901017
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>>901565

>being scared of the dark
>telling someone else to grow up

Clinton supporter detected.

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>>901603
wow..

>>901603
spotted the newfag

>>900984

I wouldn't worry about it.

>>900984
You are a bitch. Stay indoors.

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>>901850
>>901120

>>901879
Why are you so salty.

I'm sure I'm not the only one that could walk 50 feet into the woods on my property and take a pic of a tree.

The thing is we don't give a shit what some fag that jumps at every twig branch thinks.

7/10 bait made me reply.

>>901881
>I'm sure I'm not the only one that could walk 50 feet into the woods on my property and take a pic of a tree.
>>901120
>It's probably night time where you are so go into the woods right now and take pics

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>>901881
>Having to walk 50 feet to get innawoods
>Not living in based WA
Get the fuck off my board

>>902026
I need space cleared for my chickens

>>902029
>my chickens
Post pictures.

>>902034
Shit cell service and a phone that only takes 3 mb pics don't mix well.

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>>902035
If you just want to know what they look like here is a Google pic of black australorps.

ITT: OP shits his pants over a fucking deer.

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I went back but this time I took my bike light. On high it's about as bright as a car headlight. I didn't see anything this time but got the hell out of there after I took a video. It was blowing like crazy and raining hard.

OP it really isnt that bad. I go on night hikes with no light other than the moon, high as as shit on lsd and ketamine, all the time and I don't turn into a bitch like you.

>>903202
Awesome. I'll be looking forward to your nighttime webm post. Oh wait... there will be no nighttime webm post.

I often walk a few hours into the bush to two clearings I know of that deer like to feed on. I always end up leaving the clearings at last light and walking back to my truck with my GPS and head torch. I have started to nail little bits of reflective road markers to trees every 5-10 meters for ease of nighttime navigation. its not scary at all, just do it more.

>Anon is spooked by a deer
>let's laugh at him
>thread veers into chickens and NOT CLOSE ENOUGH TO MUH INNAWOODS GTFO

This is the weirdest image board I've ever lurked on.

>that feel when you will never be spooked innawoods cause you live innacity and are too broke to go camping

feels bad mang

>>903992
They make reflective thumb tacks

>>900984
pussy

>>901144
Why would anyone namefag on a post this retarded?

>>904092
added another chicken to the list
>>901120

>>904211
Such a salty squirrel.

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>>904212
>>904113

>>900984
I got lost inna woods late October when I was 8 for 3 hours. All I had was my cub scout sash and my big balls for company. I eventually found a highway and walked back to main camp then back up the trail to rejoin the game of predator vs prey.
You're a pussi boi if you get spooked by the woods.

>>904526
I should add incase it wasn't implied by the thread it was night time.

>>904528
You could've died anon, another faceless kid who got lost innawoods.

>>904551
True. But once you become the forest you can't die.

I have zero fear while /out/. I camp all the time and find the sounds of the woods soothing. Maybe fox calls can be a little fucked up but once you know it's just a fox it's nothing. I do carry a gun while out but most of the time it's tucked way back in my backpack, if something was coming at me I wouldn't have time to get it.

Now on the other hand, some of the motels I stay while traveling for work scare the shit out of me. Random dudes banging on my door at 2am, cops arresting crackheads in the room next door. Staying in these places is when I have my pistol close. I only bring the pistol on the hikes because I do hikes while traveling for work and don't have a safe place to store it while i'm hiking.

I like going out to the woods at night. Sometimes when I get the timing right, I don't have to sit for very long before a deer herd shuffles through and they surround me. It's neat. Like being in the middle of an animal river. Sometimes I turn on a flashlight to see all the pairs of shiny blue-green eyes bobbing up and down. It looks really silly. Occasionally it makes me laugh at them. Then they get all scared-mad and go: "Chuff Chuff Hufff!" and bound off a little ways.

>>900984
That video looks like a deer to me. And the big, heavy-sounding thing that flew from the ground to the trees could have been a wild turkey straggler. They fly up to roost in the trees between twilight and dusk. It looks and sounds really bizarre when a bunch of them do it at the same time.

>>904865
Eh.. that didn't make sense. I meant that between twilight and dusk they fly up from the ground to the trees to roost overnight. It's a big, heavy flapping noise. I have never seen an eagle on the ground after sunset.

>>904674
What do you think sounds creepier: foxes fucking or cats fucking?

>>900984
The only time I get scared at night in the woods, is when it's dead silent. For example I once went to a haunted confederate cemetery that was 4 miles in the woods. At the start of the trail it's was loud as fuck with all sorts of wildlife at night like insects. At one point I stopped and told my friends to shut up, it was dead quiet, also the tree cover had gotten so dense you couldn't see the sky. When we got back I paced myself and about a mile from the trail head is when all the noise stopped. It's just super creepy not hearing owls, coyotes, deer, insects and such moving around or calling out.

>>904217
trundling is for fags.

>>904674
>I have zero fear while /out/.
>>904865
>I like going out to the woods at night.
Great then post a video. I'll wait just like I'm waiting for the others.

And I guess nobody bothers to read the thread when I say it wasn't a deer and we have no turkeys.

>>904939
Waaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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Cry more little bitch boy noboy thinks your tough

Your just a little bitch bitch bitch ass faggot running from a fucking deer

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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Waaaaaaaaaaaaaa

>>904941
Classic emerald

>>904943
Fuck that fat chef and his shity ass pasta.

>>904946
Emerald is a city in Australia ya carn

>>904871
I dont think I ever heard cats fucking

>>904979
Lucky you

I always go to the woods at night so I can creep out lonely female hikers