So it's that time of year again, /out/ my parents are asking

Cash , you dumb bastatd.

This is 4chan.

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>>898222
a qt /out/ gf

>>898225
I asked for cash but they want to buy me shit

>>898227
Gift card at Bass Pro, REI.

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one of everything from the Coghlan's aisle

>>898285
t. Trailer trash hillbilly w/teeth issues.

Zojirushi travel mug
Klean Kanteen
Binos
3 legged stool
Husqvarna axe
Mora
Winter /out/ gloves
Books

>>898301
Well you're no fun

>>898222
Socks.

You can never have too many wool socks.

Ask for a pair of Darn Tough socks--somewhat pricier than your regular merino wool sock but come with a lifetime guarantee.

That or a hammock.

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Handmade finnish kuksa

They always just give me 2000 dollars cash and I buy what i want.

>>901639
>2000
>dollars
>cash
fuuug can you get me something this year too anon :[

>>901639
Damn son..

Ive been lucky to get anything at all. My whole life.

>>901646
You and me. I give but never rcv, it seems.

>>901640
I don't know why I said that. No, I don't get 2000 dollars. Lucky if it's 200 total

I stopped asking for christmas presents when I turned 18.

I don't get anyone anything, so it feels weird to receive.

>>901955
uh yeah...

by that point the response should largely be "get a job" or "that's why you have a job"

if you don't have the means to save up for something you really need or want it's time to rethink things

I have made an effort to give, but don't always get something directly back...it usually isn't much and more about the thought

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I like to buy my gf yoga pants

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Yoga pants do make an excellent gift for the special lady in your life

>>904806
Recent studies reveal that yoga paints lead to yeast infections, so you could be unwittingly knocking her out of commission for a week plus.

>>904816
That's most likely because of gross cunts wearing them for days at a time, or fatties thinking 2 sizes too small will sausage-casing their ass into an actual ass shape.

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>>904909
also with any tight pant clothing there's a risk of fecal contamination of the vergina. lots of experiments have been done that illustrate how quickly dirty butthole pooh migrates to the labia via yoga pants, g-strings, etc. it's even common to happen AFTER washing the clothing item, because often for delicates/tights people use veyr light detergents and cold water, which aren't sifficient to eliminate poopey particles.

>tl;dr: yoga pants turn hoohoos into petri dishes
i'll stick with cock thanks

>>904328
>>904806
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>>904940
yogacunts

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>>904940
don't mind me, bored

Also, in the interest of the thread, I desperately need good boots. Actual, good, buy once-in-a-lifetime boots. I've been going through ~$100 boots every 16 months or so and it's a bit shit innit

>>904971
top fucking kek!

>>908450
Fucking stop. Ur ruining good threads

>>908450
I can see her babaloo

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>>908529
Lucy, I'm home

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>>908529
>>908471
>Tfw Lucy will never let you eat out her Babaloo
Why even live

leathermen oht

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Anyone else considering yoga pants as a gift this year?

This is a quality thread right here, boys

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>>910649
Quality is right my friend

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The truth is that quality yoga pants really are one of the best Christmas gifts that you can give.

>>898222
A dragon dildo for your asshole

Youre a grown man you shouldnt be getting gifts anymore

>>898285
Bought their camp towel before a hike once. That night I jerked off to the chick on the package.

True fact.

>>911255
I jerk off to the baby in the mosquito net

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>>911255
but which one anon?

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Damn I would definitely like to film some girls in yoga pants