It's 2017 and the President orders you to find a way to make camping the national sport. She gives you a $10 billion budget. How do you fulfill her command?
>>888517
>increasingly nervous man reaches peak nervousness
>>888517
>camping
>sport
>>888517
She nice bait shill
>>888528
this
back2reddit, op
>>888517
>She
buy weapons
kill everyone
last one on earth
national sport is now bowling
>>888517
>she
>Take $10bill usd
>Buy an assload of drugs
>Invite everyone and their mother to Mohave Desert for epic party
>???
>profit!
>>888517
>her
Kek
Tell her she has to pass a law making all state parks free to use. Use the $10mil to steal Mojave Desert guy's idea, but in the state parks. Make school kids do lessons in sustainability and environmental studies and make them keep the parks picked up. Educate/enjoy/take pride/lasting enjoyment.
Fuck trump. He'll just make people pay to hunt illegals and Clinton supporters in state parks.
>>888540
>>888517
>kick everybody out of national forests
>make it all a national monument
>use 10bil to better equipped the agency who guards them
>create "designated recreation zones" in a controlled setting inside of the city.
>stadiums that you have to reserve spots in (Pay 100 recreation tax p/person p/day.)
>nobody can reserve more than 3 days
>make media cover who the best camp building leagues are
>only gas stoves allowed
>lights out by 8pm.
>only government approved "RecMeals" allowed.
>no drinking or smoking.
>>888517
>It's 2017 and the President
Build all new Section 8 and welfare housing in Yellowstone.
>>889195
> Niggers shooting up the woods in the middle of nowhere.
Somehow, niggers will still find a way to blame a white guy.
>Use the $10 billion to build a wall around the Parks
> give the parks to the indian tribes who willingly live there forever without interfeterence from palefaces
>.environmentalists will pay for it cuz they're good people at heart
>Remove all infrastructure and transfer all native artifacts from museums etc to native control,
> all the damage to Gaia from the eternal Anglo will be cured
>Build viewing platforms on the wall
>Charge poverty tourists to view indians living as peaceful savages who are at one with mother nature
>Repeat with our inner niggers, our MGTOWs, our sjw communities
>Use profits to pay off the national debt
>>889205
Hmmmm...