What is your single most favored Cliff Bar flavor? Mine

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>23g of sugar
>only 3g of fiber
>only 9g of protein
what is this garbage? might as well eat a fucking twinkie

>>882754
Is that dog shit in your hand?

>>882754
Peanut Butter

Is that a meal worm lol

Mint chocolate builders bars.

>>882754
the peanut butter ones were ok. we ised to get handfuls of them in the army for snacks.

my cousin owns a pemmican bar line. they are made in austin but I have no idea what the name is. they are pretty good, not much more expensive other bars, and are pemmican so have way more protein.

supposedly they are pretty good. all the major supermarkets carry them in houston, and even my local jewish market does. I have never tried them though, I prefer making my own jerkey and packing in trail mix.

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>>882754
Grabbed these from work the other day. They expired a long ass time ago but I have yet to open one that looks like yours.

>>882877
I've eaten those Gatorade bars expired so many times

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>>882877
Jesus fucking Christ

>>882754
My name is Gary Erickson, found and CVO (Chief Visionary Officer) of Clif Bar & Company.

You need to delete this forum post right now.

>>883144
My game is Nary Derickson, lost and CFO (Chief Financial Officer) of 4chan.

I need you delete to forum post this later.

>>882930
>>883047
They still taste fine. They are coated in chocolate which is basically sugar and fat and neither of those things will go bad, especially sealed in plastic.

I was going to throw em out but then tried one and they were still tasty so I kept em.

>>882754
my mom got a huge pack free from them because their shit went bad before the expiry

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>>882870
>my local jewish market

dumb jew

>>883206
They were never tasty you stupid fat inbred fuck.

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>>883206
>They are coated in chocolate which is basically sugar and fat
>neither of those things are bad
>forcing yourself to eat expired energy bars coated in crap

I wouldn't even feed this to my hogs

>>883746
The chocolate caramel ones are fire

>>883761
I don't care. I get them for free. I'm not a health nut or anything but they are good when I'm running around all day and too busy for a real meal but I need something in my stomach.

>>883738
I am not a member of the tribe, but I love living around them. my one neigbor is a lawyer and the other is a doctor. I can walk to the jew market I was talking about. and it is overpriced, but it is all kosher.

I buy my canned goods at krogers. but if I want a steak, I go to the jews.