Hey /out/, I have a problem. I am going out camping with my

I feel bad for your friends.

You have to dig a 2-3 foot hole in the ground away from the campsite.

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>>881641
> how

Read your Old Testament, Leviticus should do for a start.

>>881641
Bring extra bear spray and hang your used pads high in the tree away from the campsite.

>>881643
Hey bby

>>881641
freebleed lol

Or get one of those re-usable rub cups you shove up your cunt to catch the blood and shit. Dump it out in the woods somewhere.

>>881641


You should not go. You'll be a raging bitch to all the wolves, coyotes, and bears you attract.

>>881697
>Yeah, in all of human history no woman was ever /out/ on thier period.

>Sure death is indicated.

Gay ass retarded little boy.

>>881678
He should make lake a plont and leave

go at least 50 feet away from the campsite and bury it in a hole

I just nailed a broad who was on her period last night.

Bring fishing gear and chum up some catfish.

>>881747

Calls me retarded, but cant even spell "their" correctly.

I hope you're bear shit soon, fatty.

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>>881782
She's on the rag. Ofc she is gonna be a cunt.

>>881758
High five. Pics?

>>881769
This is the right way to go about it.

>>881787
Chick blood always drives them wild.

>>881787
>catfish
Nigga its october. Trout is in.

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>>881815
After the bears get to her, maybe we can rig up some chick liver. That's a gr8 b8 too.

>>881817
So we use the blood to make red flies?

>>881641
>I am on my period

annnnnd close tab

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>>881641
> I am on my period.

Bears can smell it. You're gonna die.

But seriously hygiene and fist aid are important. When I have a bleeding gash and don't have the means for proper care. I wash it as best I can and seal it up with super glue.

You should try that.

Just make sure you get to a doctor to have it properly plugged as soon as you can.

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>>881850
>not just stapling it yourself
I mean she knows she is going /out/ and has time to prepare. Why not do it right?

>>881855
Young kids and their piercings.

>>881641
Pack it out in a ziplock bag.

>>881912
And huck it out the car window on the drive home at that asshole in the BMW tailgating you with his brights on.

Damn, I need a few bags of period blood in my car.

Bring gas in a metal container that you can also use to burn them in.

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>>881641
Take a big can of coffee. Bury used pads/tampons in coffee in can to neutralize the awful smell of your period blood. Serve coffee to your camp mates.

>>881933
Hmmmm maxipad char cloth

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Don't go, spare their lives.

>>881641
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=WSEj31nMzEE

>>882222
this is what women have become where I live

>>882222
The quads have spoken

>>881782
> spell

Bad bait or dysfunctional edjucation?

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>>881850
>fist aid is important
Well that's certainly an idea....

>>881693
As gross as it is, this is your best and most hygienic bet. It was pretty much made for campers and homesteaders because it's reusable and such.

>>881641
Get yourself a diva cup famalam

My girlfriend uses one and it's convenient as fuck, you wear it all day and then just dump the goo in a hole or a river and pop that fucker right back in, easy

>>881641
1: There are no girls on the internet
2: burn them or bury them far far away from site
3: if bear country do not go into the woods bleeding, you'll die.

>>881693
My girlfriend has started using one of these, makes camping easier in this situation. Also she claims it has reduced cramps or something.

>>882820
Yeah my gf loves her too, seems any chick that tries it like it. Probably your best bet along with burying the remnants emptied from it, OP.

>>882729
>just dump the goo in a hole or a river

Is this the female equivalent of river shitting ?

>>882947
No anon, the female equivalent of river shitting is river shitting, but with a vagina

CAPTCHA: select all images with rivers

You cheeky fucker

>>883273
You mean the poop is come out of vagoo?
Does that happen?

>>883499
>A rectovaginal fistula is an abnormal connection between the lower portion of your large intestine — your rectum — and your vagina. Bowel contents can leak through the fistula, allowing gas or stool to pass through your vagina.

I believe there's a story that gets posted on /o/ sometimes where dude was gettin it done with his girl in the back seat of his car and something along the lines of this happened. It wasn't fun to clean up afterward.

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>>883499
>>883512

>>883512
Oh you mean a fisher

>>883499
>>883512
>>883516
Jesus christ what the actual fuck

>>882222
This is some pagan shit, someone needs to call a fucking inquisitor and get this heretic onto a fire.