There is something intriguing about the outdoors that appeals to me but its hard to keep a mind like mine occupied. What would you recommend to someone of higher intellect interested in the quaint simplicity of the outdoorsman?
>>877185
iPhone with lots of apps. You should be fine, Einstein.
a bullet.
Meditating out in the woods is always good.
>>877185
These are acceptable
>>877186
>>877187
>sage
Personally, I go fishing to turn my mind off in certain ways. Just tie a lure on, cast, reel, cast, reel, cast, get bite, mild to high excitement ensues, take pic, release fish, repeat.
It's the best thing after a really long and stressful day at work. I will be exhausted and frustrated and I go to the lake for an hour to unwind.
>this thread again
Oh pls go fuck yourself.
throw yourself off a very tall cliff and contemplate the reality of the quantum mechanical nature of gravitational free fall
>>877193
You should see how many times it pops up on /o/
>tfw to smart too pass my driver's license exam
>>877185
Gardening
Cultivate a field of death caps, go frolic in it
Learn to interpret what you see. Knowing a little biology, geology and meteorology makes makes a big difference.
>>877185
>>877185
Take some goathead seeds with you.
Everywhere you see a mountain bike trail, you can play little Johnny Goatheadseed.
Seems to entertain at least one poster here.