IM STUCK IN A TENT IN THE MIDDLE OF AN ISLAND AND I HAVE HELLS

>>840698
just try to be less caucasian next time

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>>840698
>going on 2 week trip with gf
>she's in charge of sunscreen
>use it without looking too carefully at it
>day 2 at >11,000ft
>why is my nose burning?
>look at sunscreen
>mfw 15spf

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>sunscreens for pussies, lol
>4 days at 10k feet
>bit of a burn on my neck
>arms tan as hell
>not too bad
>6 hours driving home across the central valley
>formerly tanned right arm cooked crispy
>mfw ex-tan peels off

inb4
>right arm
i drove the whole way to the trailhead starting at 2 am, so the deal was i got shotgun on the ride home

>>843523
Enjoy your skin cancer cuck

>>843526
>skin cancer isn't easily excised
enjoy living life in fear, pussy

>>843531
>Skin is easily excised
Yeah, I mean who needs skin anyways right?

I'm on to you skeleton.

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>>843533
>they remove all your skin

>>843531
enjoy your melanoma

Question: Are darker skinned people at the same risk of skin cancer as white people?

Should I wear sunscreen also?

I'm black but have gotten sunburnt once on my face/scalp.

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>Celtic Brit, head to Florida with the family
>They stay in Orlando and do touristy shit whilst I go visit a friend of mine in St Augustine
>Cover myself in suncream, Brits Abroad and all that
>Go on a trip down a natural spring, absolutely beautiful, but all the suncream washes off after a few hours
>Go prat around in the Atlantic the day after
>Same thing happens
>Eventually go back to family
>Arrive early, let myself into hotel room
>Notice have some pretty rough sunburn on shoulders and neck
>Apply aftersun
>After 5 minutes feels like satan himself is tickling my back with wiry pubic hair
>Can barely move, itching so much
>Eventually pour bath before collapsing and lie in it until I feel whole again

>>843663
What do you think?

>>843663
They are less likely to contract skin cancer but they are more likely to be diagnosed with later stage skin cancer because they dont get small things checked out because they believe they have nothing to worry about.

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>"aloe" that's just lidocaine and alchohol

>>843489
had the same problem.

fucking aluminum free sunscreen for concerned soccer moms.

>tfw dont ever wear sunscreen
>never been suntburnt
>spent 2 weeks playing ball in palm springs
>8hour practice and game days
>all i had was a light tan
FeelsJapMan

>>843832
Never really thought about it. Thanks.

>>843471
This. Everytime I go /out/ I just shapeshift into a nigger.

Sunburn story

>finish 62 mile canoeing trip on new River
>kickass trip, only got a little burned
>2 days after getting back home I go to Virginia Beach
>get the worst burn of my life after not reapplying sunscreen
>next day my back feels like it's the surface of the sun
>get INSANE abdominal pain
>Feel like I'm gonna die
>have to go to hospital after it subsides to make sure it wasn't appendicitis

Definitely learned my fucking lesson that summer

>Being the hacker called four-chan while /out/
Son...

>>843844
I have an aloe plant i cut a limb off of every time i get burned.

>>843544
That is the greatest thing I've read in weeks.