I caught 4 Brown recluses by my bed. They try to eat each other

Nice dinner, OP.

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>>818281
>outdoors
>OP posts about indoors

>>818328
>He thinks spiders originated indoors

>>818281
I wouldn't worry about them too much. I've had several crawl across me while laying in bed and Ive never been bit. Just the other day I changed a light bulb in my kitchen and found six dead brown recluse spiders in the cover for the light fixture. They seem non-agressive. Every time i cross paths with one it scurries off in the opposite direction. My advice is to not be a little bitch. Also keep a clean, uncluttered house. They love clutter.

>>818414
Terrible advice. Kill yourself you unintelligent shill. Those werent recluses then shithead. They wont ever be in a high place. Always close to the ground.

>>818414
Having been bitten in my sleep you are full of shit. Had a nasty bite. Even after the huge ulcer subsided the bite area itched for well over a year. Not good times.

Order some stuff online called DemonWP and a sprayer. Spray all around floorboards, windows, doors, around the foundation, etc. This will kill most brown recluses pretty quickly after they come in contact with it. I used to live in Missouri and saw a lot of those fuckers daily. After I used that treatment the only ones I saw were dead.

>>818465
>>818578

>I wonder why they are called recluses.

They aren't aggressive unless they are being threatened and can't run,eg you sit on one,one in a shoe you are putting on.

It is good advice. They don't like open spaces. If you keep a clean house they won't like it because of you constantly disturbing things.

>They wont ever be in a high place

Yes they will,where are you pulling that fascinating tidbit from? It would be rare to see them just hanging out on a wall but corners or ontop of furniture or in lighting fixtures isn't uncommon.

>>818612
On top of furniture isnt a high place. And they>>818612
re incredibly fast, one of the fastest spider species, idk wtf youre talking about. I'm an anthropologist.

>>818617
Man all spiders are crazy fast in my opinion.

They crazy little fuckers man.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=krYYw0PLcak

How does it feel knowing that these things can bite you in the eye and rot off your cornea?

>>818465
>i dont know shit so im mad: the post

>>818582
Dont breed super spiders

>>818330
Most spiders have been in your home for untold generations.

>>818414
KYS

>>818281
Oh god. That's a brown recluse? I thought those were just normal house spiders. I'd kill like two a week in my old place

>>818414
Fuck off, retard.

>>818868
Wonderful rebuttal there literally who anon.

>>818946
>implying i need to rebutte absolute dumbfuckery

This fucking thread. You guys are dumb as shit. Quickest way to see if a grown man is worth his salt, show him a fucking spider and watch as the ignorance bleeds out of his fucking ears.

>>818617
Anthropologists study humans, retard.

>>818582
I'm from rural Georgia and DemonWP is a gift from God. That stuff is the only reason my house isn't filled floor to ceiling with palmetto bugs and wolf spiders

>>818952
>Another well thought out responsible with no rebuttal just memes.

I'm in the wrong place:)

>>818985
>im a huge faggot please rape my face with spiders

>>819007
>im a huge faggot please rape my face with muslims

>>819024
Even though you are a stupid scared bitch who doesnt know anything about spiders ill still meet you in the middle to remove kebab

>>818281

OP that's very ignorant of you, you have nothing to fear from Spiders they are a wonderful people and do not deserve to be victimized in just a way. Spiders are our friends, and perform many many duties such as catching bugs and watching you while you sleep.

TL:DR Spiders are 110% harmless and only gormless newfags ever whine about "muh phobia". Their fangs cant even pierce you ffs.

>>819587
SIDF pls go

>>819587
>>820823
I forgot about this, that's great.

Even on /out/ the mention of brown recluse meme spiders cause havoc.

>>818281
I found tons of them in my room and around my bed when I lived in Tennessee. What a miserable state. Now I live in Oregon and I haven't even seen a roach since moving here.