I am camping for the summer and the bugs bight constantly. What

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>>809188
Yes. It's much like pic related.

>>809189
I meant infections, scars, and whatnot.

I am an Entymoligist with a pHD and 42 years expeirence.

You will NEVER get a whatnot from a bug!

Whatnots only come from plants, which have been giving bugs a bad name lately.

>>809198
Lesson learned, get drunk by fire, stay by fire. No late night drunken bushwalks because plant induced Whatnots.

You will be very uncomfortable and swollen from the bites.

Getting drunk is a great way to drive away bugs. They'll dislike your smell and your life choices. They'll give you nothing, not even their pocket change.

Fight fire with fire, run around making buzzing noises to scare them off

>>809247
not true, alcohol, especially beer creates odor that attracts bugs, specifically mosquitos.

>>809303
Proof, faggot ?

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>>809303

>>809190
>>809198
Are whatnot similAR to dikfers?

>>809303
I can attest to this. If you are in a building that has flies, and have a solo cup filled with beer, shit's like catnip to the cunts. Have to cover your beer if you aren't currently drinking it. They'll fly around your cup WHILE your drinking. Fuckers.

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>>809303
methinks mosquitoes like the fact that alcohol dilates your capilaries, bringing more blood to the surface of your skin. It's like instead of walking around dressed normally at a frat party you slut it up. Youre basically asking for it.

>>809188
best case:
itchy af
worst case:
disease

Just use bug spray??

>>810093
>I'll bite
What's a dickfer?

>>810398
Disease, lol. If you actually spent enough time /out/ to warrant concern, you'd already know that mosquitoes don't carry anything worth worrying about. You pretty much have to already be dying or an infant with no immune system in order to get sick.

>>809188
Lyme disease, babesiosis, Chagas disease, leishmaniasis and Malarie, among others.

>>810424
it's fer fuckin your mother