A team of mountaineers became lost and stranded after important cairns along their trail were demolished by self-centered wannabe backpackers. Luckily they had a wood burning USB charger on hand and were able to call of rescue, but backpackers really need to be more responsible
>>786923
>wood burning USB charger
Obvious bait. No one actually uses those.
why do backpackers hate mountaineers bros?
They got lost because of hipsters building a shitton of cairns and confusing them to take wrong turns and join their ancestors early.
>>786923
> itt things that didn't happen
>>786923
I've never seen this kind of shit. Where do you have to go to see this faggotry? California and bordering states?
this just in: hipster cairning 2016
>>786923
>a team of mountaineers without a map and a compass
K
>>786923
>No source
Fuck off. B8
But as for cairns, is getting to be a problem on both ends. Douches build cairns in random spots because they look cool. I went backpacking this weekend, and as I was trying to find a good camping spot I saw a cairn on the side of the trail. I followed it hoping to find an existing campsite... no, it was just artsy bullshit by some asshole so I knocked it down.
Of course when too many cairns become artsy BS people stop taking them seriously, which could lead to a problem like the (unsourced and probably fake) OP
>people knock down Cairns
I don't know about the US, but in Europe, the older Cairns mark where someone died or serve as gravestones for the dead. If you knock over one of those you deserve to get lost.
>>786925
my friend spends a ton of time motorcycle camping and he enjoys the shit out of his. But then again, he is kinda weird...
>>787193
>riding a motorcycle
>not using the motorized generator you ride all day to charge your shit
>>786923
Link?
>>786923
>cairns
so are these made by artists or autists?
>>786923
>Luckily they had a wood burning USB charger on hand and were able to call of rescue
Pic related is one of these "mountaineers," am I right?
>>787374
>10,000,000,000,000 dollars
jesus fuckin christ that's a mess
>>787755
>>/pol/
>>786923
>tfw nobody gets that this is an /out/ parody post
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>>787668
Is there any difference?