Why do people buy all these sugary candy power bars instead of

Trail mix?

>>764232
For me, it's easier to carry and eat. I can stash the bars in any one of a dozen places & eat it with one hand as opposed to having a large bag of loose pieces that can spill, etc.

just turn your GORP into a bar by mixing it with some peanut butter and honey and rolling it out and wrapping it in parchment paper

>>764380
If you're going to do that, you are better off finding a recipe and actually baking the fuckers. Nothing worse than needing a utensil to eat your "bar" or having to waste water cleaning your hands afterwards.

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>>764380
>>764436
I need to get on this

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Not eating glorious pemmican for maximum connection with adventurers of old

>>764232
Thats what asked myself. But then i didn't know what GORP means.

Eventually i remembered that it means 'good old raisins and peanuts'.

But then i remembered that i don't like raisins and replaced them with dried figs. So, why is nobody mentioning GOFP more?

>>765248

Because you'd spit out all your GOFP trying to say GOFP.

>>764465
>fruit
>in pemmican
The Hudson Bay Company would drop your ass faster than a bag of whore cooch clippings passed as beaver furs. How the fuck is a man supposed to make rubaboo with fucking raisins in it? Take that shit to the faggot ass Northwests.

>literally eating processed wheat and sugar products instead of what mother nature has to offer you

shame on all of you, you are no true /out/doorsmen

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>>764232
That one with the chocolate chunks looks good.

I'm a big fan of pic related when I'm running around in the hot sun all day and can't eat a real meal. Fuck paying $3 for them though, I only eat them if I get em for free.

Also a good midnight snack. The fill me up so I might eat one of these instead of a whole pack of Oreos.

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>mfw people innawoods don't bring hardtack

>>765911
Eh, it's not really that great unless you are doing reenactment or something.

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>>765938
Bullshit.

>>764465
>>765911
LARPers detected.

>>765685
Shame on you, posting on 4chan is unnatural, you're not a real outdoorsman.

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>not just bringing snickers
>lying to yourself about the "healthy" nature of your bars

seriously, look at the nutritional information. they're basically the same thing for half the price and ten times the taste.

>select all images with candy
kek

>>765958
>snicker

Nature Valley has 190 calorie bars with 10 grams of protein.
Literally put 40 of them in my pack(they all fit into one pocket).

God bless nature valley. Probably 10 times the space conservation as those camp meals you add water too for the same amount of energy.

That's like asking why people drink soda. Or why mothers spend their WIC money on processed juice, doritos, and ice cream. People are really fucking stupid. It's depressing.

>>766945
>People are really fucking stupid. It's depressing.
It's a a forum mostly filled with teens and YAs who have differing skills and mental development levels. You have to expect things that seem on the face of stupid and childish to occur. Walk on if it winds you up, answer sensibly and hope to teach if it interests you. Being childish in return just ensures the issue will continue.

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>>766965
> enlightened being speaks truth
based

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>>766944

>>767043
You get the chewy kind ya dipshit

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I have started eating these lately and I enjoy them a lot. The almond, caramel and sea salt one is among my faves, along with the Peanut butter and chocolate one (of course) which has more protein than the others.

>>767650
Less protein than a snicker bar

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I've never heard anyone talk about or seen gorp outside of philmont. Is it like a popular thing??

Pemmican
Fruit leather
Jerky
Biscuits
Whiskey
Game

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>going hiking with a friend
>he has nut allergies
>borrowing some of his stuff
>I'm clumsy
No nuts for me ;_;

>>765761
Whatever. We all know the only thing you eat at night is fish vagina.

>>764232
Mainly because I don't actually go out and I just want some candy to eat at home like the fat fuck I am.

>>767925
really don't give two tugs of a donkey's dick about snickers. They have so much sugar that they make my teeth hurt.

>>768295
They have no more sugar than a kind bar or any other energy bar.
Its in your head.

>>765761
God tier protein bars

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Calories pretty much the same as any of these energy bars

>>769570
I could've grabbed like 10 of the mint chocolate chip ones today but they looked gross so I passed.

The other day I grabbed half a box of the chocolate caramel onrs.

>>764232
Because they're yummy and easy to pack.

>>771524

>hardly any fiber

>>767942
Worldwide, in germany its called andsold as Studentenfutter.

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>>765938
I dunno. Sweet bread is pretty good. Messy though, and probably impossible to find in most civilized places.

>>767942
It's hugely popular, man. It's just called Trail Mix anywhere else.

>>765761
I've got like 8 of their fuel bars because they keep giving me coupons for a free one every time I go grocery shopping.

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This seems like the right thread to post my glory. Shit was on sale buy-1-get-1 free. I got 12.

>>772232
thats not gorp

>>768256
Lol.
Somewhat realated how do yall brush teeth when /0ut/ ?

>>765546

Rubaboo with fruit is usually known as bababooey rubaboo

>>765911

I do man, it's god tier. Cup of tea and some hardtack with a smear of peanut butter is a top lunch

>>766941

That word literally came about because murricans were too puritan to use the word 'snigger'

>>767942
>>771600
>>771810

We call it scroggin here in Aus

Also learned the other day that in the Aus army the term for a sleeping mat is a 'gonk mat' heh

>>773042

...with a toothbrush

>>771524

>2 servings per pack

Fucking dishonest labelling

>>773062
whats a snigger?

>>772232
>Shit was on sale buy-1-get-1 free
Protip: when they do those "sales", they almost always mark them up to double the price.

>>773101
>>773101
Or they were going stale.

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>>773097