Hello /out/siders. I was hoping to find a spider "expert"

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>>757358
Forgot picture -_-

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>>757356
That's up to you, it really doesn't matter. None are more than a bee sting. I just squish them with a tissue. The deadly ones I capture and keep as interesting pets.

>>757375
Any idea what species they are?

>>757356
>Bakersfield
Sorry to hear that

Throw some insects into their webs and watch the fun

>http://www.spiders.us/species/filter/california/

also
>black widows
kill on sight
>big spiders that freak out my wife
catch and release
>small or spindly spiders that she doesn't mind
let e'm stay and eat more annoying bugs that get in my house

fwiw this policy in conjunction with living innawoods has immeasurable increased my wife's tolerance of spiders.

>>757356
http://mamba.bio.uci.edu/~pjbryant/biodiv/spiders/

Have a look there if you'd like, probably easier for you to pick them out than anyone else since you've seen them in person. First two look like grass or wolf spiders to me.
>>757456
What, you don't like seeing lifted pickup trucks flying a 6 foot flag from a pole in the bed? Bakersfield is great.

>>757388
Dude you need a microscope to identify a lot of arthropods to family, never mind species.

You need to read spiderhugger OP. Google it.

>>757356
>Bakersfield, California
Where you at?

>>757456
The thing is, I don't find them in/near webs. In fact the only two spiders I find in webs in/around my house are Black Widows and Long Legs.
>>757468
Thanks for the input. My "policy" is similar but I'm not innawoods. I do find at least 1 spider a day though.
>>757469
Thanks for the info. To me they look most like ground spiders.
>>757487
I didn't know that. Thanks for telling me.
>>757536
East Side.
>>757490
I'll Google it.

>>757655
>1 spider a day

heh. i can literally see 4 spiders right now just turning my head

>>758254
i live in a bus and i share with spiders because they live in the tiny rivet holes and come out to eat the shitty bugs that get in

None of these will make you spiderman.

>>758282
tips fedora

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>>758287
<3 u

>>758362
duct tape is your friend

That's an AK-47 bro you need to kill it ASAP

>>758955
why do i need it though

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>>758362
Woah, that looks way more comfy than I expected.

>>757468
>black widows
>kill on sight
No!!!
Pic related was my buddy who lived on my handtruck at work for a month or two. I was so sad the day she disappeared. Rode with me everywhere.

>>758362
Rondy this year?

>>759140
>people will take retarded tripfags advice seriously and end up getting bit in their sleep
kek

>>759140
>No!!!

to be fair, i lied. i don't always kill them on sight. there are red ant nests in my driveway and if i catch a black widow when it's hot and the ants are all riled up i trap it in a jar over an opening to the nest and watch the ants rip it apart

>inb4 psychopath
i don't jerk off to it. yet.

>>759229
Antman i didnt know you boardhopped

>>759271
??

sorry, not him. but i imagine it's a fairly common activity anywhere black widow and red ant populations overlap.

>>759272
Nope youre him its fine youre a good Christian and i know youre not crazy ok?

>>759274
>christian

nope. animist.

>inb4tipsfedora